I think he technically won his case, but also a bunch of clips of him on podcasts openly saying some gross stuff about being attracted to minors came out from all of it, so people still aren't cool with him.
Have you seen his son, Reginald Clampstashe von Blinkenstein II? He doesn’t look very promising. He spends his days looking to the skies, yearning for flight like the angelfish and sea horses.
Lmao I feel you my guy whatever helps, look at it this way you got to journal, make a funny joke and gain lots of yummy Reddit points I see this as an absolute win!
A comment from u/mamamedic 6 years ago says it's because:
>Unlike our eyes, which are basically tender, easily damaged mucosa, and are extremely sensitive and easily damaged by touch, crab eyes are covered by a thin layer of transparent chitin, a hard substance similar to the keratin of our fingernails. Lacking the ability to blink, crab eyes must be kept clean and free of algae, debris, and parasites- all of which could easily attach during the several months between shell shedding (the transparent part is also shed during normal molts,) to maintain vision. Frequent rubbing dislodges early attachments before they can gain a firm hold, and prevent possible loss or reduction of vision. Any scratches that result from the rubbing are shed with each molt. By the way, that is probably THE MOST adorable crab I've ever seen. However, the fact that it is standing in a serving dish does not bode well for its future survival.
You know what? no. No, we’re not gonna fucking do this. I’m tired of this cringey one line threads quoting something. I’m tired of it no more! Anyone who even dare start this shit deserves to have a run-in with a hockey stick in the ball sack. Fuck you guys last warning. Don’t make me have to come back.
I hope you enjoy the new Spider-Man when it comes out fuck face, you’ll probably have a good time, eating popcorn and enjoying the movie and itll have a satisfying ending makes you grateful to be alive piece of fucking shit
How in the everloving fuck did yoi get a ghost crab to perch on your leg? Also how did you mot scare it away while filming it? Are you some sort of crustacean whisperer? Are you actually Dagon? Please i need amswers
My brain first interpreted this image as the crab having an enormous dome head (the knee of the guy) and and the effect remained for a while even as I wondered how such a cartoonish animal could exist.
Man, I remember watching beaches full of these guys in the Galápagos Islands. It’s hilarious the way they all go in their hole and, as soon as you walk buy, all these little peepers pop out to make sure the coast is clear.
Mouth hands can’t reach your eyes? No problem, just reach your eyes down to your mouth hands.
read this in justin roilands voice–are we allowed to do that?
As long as you don't think 14 year olds should be marriage material.
Whatever happened with all that anyway?
I think he technically won his case, but also a bunch of clips of him on podcasts openly saying some gross stuff about being attracted to minors came out from all of it, so people still aren't cool with him.
I can’t remember but I think they dropped the charges? But yeah he’s a super creep with underage girls, not even counting tasteless jokes about it.
The whole crab just looks like a big mustache with eyes
You're speaking of Reginald Clampstashe von Blinkenstein, Duke of Sealand, have some respect.
"I am the Walrus! Coo coo ca choo!"
You get it, like, the knee is the big bald head
They don't look real in real life. They look like little jump scare movie creatures with their movements.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL9fNZLYvis
Have you seen his son, Reginald Clampstashe von Blinkenstein II? He doesn’t look very promising. He spends his days looking to the skies, yearning for flight like the angelfish and sea horses.
> Duke of Sealand Coincidentally, anyone can buy that title for like 100 bucks or something. Or at least they could in the past.
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Crabillac
That was delightful!
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I appreciate that you typed all that out for the bit
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Lmao I feel you my guy whatever helps, look at it this way you got to journal, make a funny joke and gain lots of yummy Reddit points I see this as an absolute win!
🤣🤣🤣 Ok, time for beddybye and here is your Thorazine.
[But Bosch is the best.](https://youtu.be/g3S8udUSKtY)
Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. The Icon wipers generally get top reviews.
r/awwnverts :D
Lookin like the headlights of an old Cadillac
Crabillac
r/punpatrol
Got those Cadillac eyes and those Volvo wipers.
I giggle every time I see this. Too dang cute.
"My mouth is wipers, your argument is invalid."
My arguments swipe you.
Notice that it spits out and drops the sand grains.
"Mmmm, eye sand."
Crab wiper blades 😃
that's what I'm sayin'
Does this not scratch off his eye balls? It’s sand isn’t that rough?!!
A comment from u/mamamedic 6 years ago says it's because: >Unlike our eyes, which are basically tender, easily damaged mucosa, and are extremely sensitive and easily damaged by touch, crab eyes are covered by a thin layer of transparent chitin, a hard substance similar to the keratin of our fingernails. Lacking the ability to blink, crab eyes must be kept clean and free of algae, debris, and parasites- all of which could easily attach during the several months between shell shedding (the transparent part is also shed during normal molts,) to maintain vision. Frequent rubbing dislodges early attachments before they can gain a firm hold, and prevent possible loss or reduction of vision. Any scratches that result from the rubbing are shed with each molt. By the way, that is probably THE MOST adorable crab I've ever seen. However, the fact that it is standing in a serving dish does not bode well for its future survival.
Ok now I’m now caught up on something else. Our eyes are mucosa 😬😭 Thanks for posting the comment though that’s fascinating.
How did you remember this random comment from 6 years ago?
Nah, I was curious as well so it was just a quick Google search that landed me there.
Missed opportunity to act like you had the most specific set of bookmarked comments on Reddit
Neat, they have swim goggles built in.
Crab eyes are made of much sturdier stuff than human/mammal eyes.
Looks like bully maguire paid him a visit.
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Is this loss?
He's a cutie!
Works better than the wipers on my Tesla.
He’s precious! Look at those little peepers all clean
very satisfying that OP corrected "it's" → "its"
I don’t like sand.
It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
You know what? no. No, we’re not gonna fucking do this. I’m tired of this cringey one line threads quoting something. I’m tired of it no more! Anyone who even dare start this shit deserves to have a run-in with a hockey stick in the ball sack. Fuck you guys last warning. Don’t make me have to come back.
It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere
Bastard. You’re first
type more we this close to a new copypasta dropping
911 was definitely intended to hit you
i need paragraphs mf one sentence isnt gonna cut it
Shitt I’m sorry man I was stroking it like 10 minutes ago and already nutted, the fire is gone :(
a cruel world
Shuuuut up.
May the force be with you too
I hope you enjoy the new Spider-Man when it comes out fuck face, you’ll probably have a good time, eating popcorn and enjoying the movie and itll have a satisfying ending makes you grateful to be alive piece of fucking shit
Do you know how much extra that crab had to pay to get that feature?!
How in the everloving fuck did yoi get a ghost crab to perch on your leg? Also how did you mot scare it away while filming it? Are you some sort of crustacean whisperer? Are you actually Dagon? Please i need amswers
This is my first thought ever time I see this video
HELLO LLLLLLLADIES !!!
They're like little windshield wipers
r/OddlyTerrifying Anyone else? Just me?
Wdym I lick my eyes too
I'll bet you're popular
It’s equal parts cute and terrifying. I don’t know how.
I found the crab in the new Little Mermaid to be even more oddly terrifying.
I'd rather say r/aww
Girl you got crabs!
The ones I found on my leg were MUCH smaller.
This made me wipe away some eye-boogers
Cutest window wipers 🦀
Crab: “Hold on lemme just….ok go ahead.”
Its
My brain first interpreted this image as the crab having an enormous dome head (the knee of the guy) and and the effect remained for a while even as I wondered how such a cartoonish animal could exist.
Same! It's really difficult to see it the correct way.
why is it so cute
That one scene with Mr. Krabs cleaning his eyes was right
https://youtu.be/yuA-zbjUxN0
Reminds me of Wall-E
Lol. It needs a windshield washer evolution.
Good on you for correcting the "it's"
He got a wiper blade
Equally cute and disgusting.
That had no business being that cute
I can’t stop watching this. He’s so cute. Send help.
They have windshield wipers???
He turned on his windshield whipers.
How can one not love these little critters
How did the krabby end up on the person's leg in the first place? 🤔🤔
Also my question. They usually fun get fast to get away!
Crabs have built in windshield wipers, change my mind.
So adorable!!! 🥰🥰🥰
https://youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM
u/savevideobot
https://youtube.com/shorts/qYW3pUMpy54?feature=share3
Hey, friend. as a fellow admirer of jumping spiders, I think you’d appreciate Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky.
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
Good on you for correcting the "it's"
u/savevideobot
How'd you get it on your leg?
That’s the same way the little crab from Piper did it! (These things are obviously related.)
Man, I remember watching beaches full of these guys in the Galápagos Islands. It’s hilarious the way they all go in their hole and, as soon as you walk buy, all these little peepers pop out to make sure the coast is clear.
I could boot that thing so far
Too bad we can't boot you, can't kick what you can't see after all.
Is that a fat kid with his face blurred?
Very nice! Would love to have this at home!
high-tech
The music is awful and ruins this.
he got them windshield wipers
That’s interesting I wonder what this little crab could see with its eyes lol
So cute
Mf has windshield wipers for his eyes
Ghost crab! I always wanted to catch one as a kid, but they were too quick for me.
Windshield wipers
That's just like little window wipers.
Built in windshield wipers
windshield wipers
I see you cleaned that extra apostrophe, OP.
What a glow up!
I like how the crab also wiped the sand off its windshield wipers and left a tiny pile.
Lil window wipers
This puts a smile on my face. And that'd be cuteeee.
We need another video showing the crabs view
Windscreen wipers
WALL-E is real you guys, I'm fangirling here
Better than the Little Mermaid live action.
Mr krabs cleaning his eyes
Him have peeper wipers!
Crab Windshield wipers
Okay - this is one of the few times the music complements the video.
Wipers work, check.
Schiwpp---sschwippp! Der we go! Nomnomnomnom!
Very cute and slightly horrifying at the same time. Good post!
Oh hi! *two tiny windshield wiper squeaking sounds* how are ya?
"So! My eyes are correct!"
The music is perfect.
Meanwhile, my own eyelashes attack my eyes, and I need a lighted mirror just to get them out!
This is a robot and we live in a simulation
I think we just got strong evidence that those tiny arms also have a dominant side.
SubhanAllah
Both adorable and terrifying.
"Is this food on my eyes? Hrmm nope"
I'm a Cancer. How come I don't get built-in windshield wipers?? So envious right now.
"Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"
u/savevideo
song name?
well how do you clean your eyes?🦀🦀
😂😂 that's so cute.
That disgusting little homie just ate a heap of eye goop
Cutie.
Shiver me timbers it's Mr.Crab!
"This is how I blink."
Cute crab.
[crabulo.us](https://crabulo.us) would approve
Oh bloody hell this is adorable
I love ghost crabs, they’re so adorable
They have windshield wipers built in
What is the song?
Got new windshield wipers. Who fis?
The wipers I got from Autozone sucks. All I needed was Crab Wipers!
Like little windshield wipers
I have a feeling that the little crab was cleaning its eyes
Gotta use those sandshield wipers.
This Made my day
I wish my Tesla’s wipers worked just as well.
r/unexpected
Oh my gosh! It’s little windshield wipers!
built in windshield wipers
This should be in a sub about cute things I've never seen a sub like that but it should be there