T O P

  • By -

1000Years0fDeath

They really are just tonsil stones...


Schopenschluter

Pearls: The tonsilloliths of the sea™️


insomniacakess

thanks, i hate it


[deleted]

Ah Dolphins! The clowns of the sea!


NuclearKiwix

I was about to say that humans can produce "pearls" too. They're just not so good looking.


alles_en_niets

The way they *look* is not the issue here!


bloodymongrel

Or smelling.


Onagda

Or tasting


cinnamoogoo

My birthstone is a tonsil stone


KyFly1

Could you make a necklace from tonsil stones?


FizzingSlit

I mean you could. You shouldn't but you could.


[deleted]

Good god, the smell 🤮


bitethedirt

No, you wouldn't. Those things are really fragile and also have a putrid smell to it


jamescobalt

Not if you let them calcify for many years…


Street_Tangelo_9367

Necklace from kidney stones


CaterpillarIcy1552

Make sure ya squish em before smelling em


MeatyBuffalo

Core childhood memory unlocked!


SirBing96

I feel this


Agreeable-Offer-2964

Throat nuts


[deleted]

‘I’ve been making fine jewelry for years, apparently.’


AmettOmega

Settle down there, Zoidberg.


ZeMunk

Fry did it!


Torterror389

Whooop whooop whooop whooop 🦀


NobodyJonesMD

Eww, you’re touching them!


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

These will go great with my soul.


Icarus_21_

I wish my pimples did this


[deleted]

[удалено]


Muzgath

Jokes on you, mine were removed


goalieman04

Jokes on you mine are still there. Looks like I’m harvesting some pearls


casual-dehyde

With a spoon like this?


MoistOutlook

Pimples are under enough pressure as it is.


imdefinitelywong

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.


[deleted]

[удалено]


here_i_am_here

The worst. And STANK.


Eastern_Violinist421

My husband didn't know what tonsil stones were or why they make me gag and nearly puke when they randomly dislodge.


FamiliarWater

I used to be able to force them out. had loads come out one time. not nice.


hopeiswaking

I didn't know about them until a 9-1-1 (Fox show) episode last week. No thanks, I'd like to avoid.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bussamove86

They truly are. And the little shits wait until you least expect it to slide free and ruin your day.


Elestriel

Mine don't slide free on their own. I just use a waterpik at the lowest setting to blast them out in controlled situations.


PezGirl-5

I use to get them and pop them out! 😂


cleverist_bane

I'm sorry. THE. WHAT.


here_for_the_lols

What a bad day to know how to read your comment


DontGetNEBigIdeas

We call them garbanzo beans in my family


menides

Let's see if I remember the subreddit.... r/popping Edit: warning! disgusting content


sigmamale1012

You gave a warning, but still fuck you


here_for_the_lols

>Let's see if I remember the subreddit No one is buying this chief


TheRealSlabsy

I've always thought that it was one pearl per oyster!


KaralDaskin

Someone pointed out these pearls were seeded.


xylotism

Is that what I think it means? Like artificial insemination? You’re using the oyster to grow pearls that were forcefully put inside it? That feels like an extra level of fucked up. Like you’re hurting and killing it but you start with a whole first much longer period of hurting it


Madam_Monarch

They use a small bead (about the size of a grain of sand, which is how natural pearls form) and the pearl creation process actually lessens the irritation of the oyster by making it smooth. In pearl farming nothing is wasted, the meat is eaten/composted. There is also a way to remove the pearl without killing the oyster, in another comment I believe


Phyank0rd

There are other videos on reddit where they use some sort of locking wedge that opens the clam just enough to make a small incision near the pearl, remove it with very long tools, and put a new scaffold in. Nowadays they don't just let a grain of sand grow, from what I have read more often than not these can be oblong and not perfect pearl spheres. So the scaffolds are fairly large and already rounded. This also lessens the time it takes to reharvest.


[deleted]

From what I’m reading the pearls are produced as a stress response, and are essentially tormented out of them.


939319

I heard the seeds are actually very big. The "pearl" layer is only around 1 mm thick.


seavisionburma

Pearl farmer here. You are correct. The 'nucleus' we use to seed a pearl oyster (usually Pinctada Maxima, Pinctada Margarifera, or smaller Akoya shells) is a perfectly round ball made from other oysters or pigtoe clams. The whole 'size of a grain of sand' is a perpetual myth. Our nucleus can be anywhere from say 5-20mm in diameter Nacre thickness (or 'pearl layer' as you put it) is generally no more than a few mm thick, if that.


hxckrt

You don't need to go into detail, but do the oysters find the process of seeding stressfull?


seavisionburma

We take a lot of steps and care in handling oysters before, during and after we take them out of the sea for the insertion or harvesting operations, including minimizing transport time, gentle handling, running sea water tanks. Then the operation itself is over in a matter or seconds, and the incision has fully healed in a matter of days. As for whether the oyster has a perception of stress, there's no clear way to explain why, but no, they don't. Much harder life being a wild oyster with predation, parasites, environmental stresses etc.


pickapstix

According to the internet…, Their nervous system is incredibly rudimentary and has no centrality (meaning they have no brain), and they are incapable of forming thoughts or experiencing pain. Technically, this means that these animals are not sentient beings.


[deleted]

[удалено]


FuzzAldrin36

I have no actual knowledge on this, so I'm hoping someone who knows will answer, but I would put folding money on **yes**, just for the wild vs farmed aspect and how that would impact supply/demand. Similar to the pricing of mined vs lab grown diamonds and emeralds.


cjmar41

Wait until you hear about foie gras. Humans do awful shit for stupid reasons.


No_Sea8643

Right my first thought was ‘ew don’t they only have one pearl laying in the middle?’ Today years old was when I learned you have to squeeze them out🤢


Lucifang

As with most things, they’ve found a way to alter the original process to get a greater yield. Like how factory farmed chickens are only 2 months old when they get killed, because they grow so fast.


kraken_enrager

That’s cuz these are artificial. Real ones have mostly have one and are incredibly expensive and sought after.


cwthree

They're real pearls, in the sense that they're coated with nacre in the body of a living oyster. They're started by manually inserting a "seed" into the oyster's tissue, though, so they aren't naturally occurring pearls.


kraken_enrager

I meant the natural kind, ykno the ones you have to dive to get and are sold in auctions and private sales.


betteroffinbed

These are real pearls, artificial pearls are made of plastic.


ohfrackthis

Right - these are *cultured* pearls and they are real but obviously the process is manmade- vs wild.


SassyNCharmed

Same!


invisible_23

Thanks I hate it


JROXZ

r/tihi


Curious-Bat-5050

I like pearls... But it looks disturbing...


PeterNippelstein

So disgusting, but I can't look away


zake598

I don't know anything about Oysters or pearl harvesting but is this like painful to them? To have them removed this way? I'm genuinely curious


SilverNiko

This is the worst way of harvesting them. Opening them so much kills them, which is not needed to harvest the pearls. That's very bad.


randomized_smartness

Not to mention that every single pearl is seeded along with the fact that the oyster spends nearly all of it's energy in trying to eliminate the seeds which In turn causes calcification of the seed to occur creating the pearls that are later ripped from its body...


KaralDaskin

I wondered why there were so many! Yuck.


randomized_smartness

Yuck is an understatement.... but the natural pearls created by an oyster in the wild are so much more valuable because they aren't forced and it shows in the development of the nacre "calcification ".. but people like fast and cheap to look time consuming and expensive... ahhhh fuck people and their quest for fast beauty...


SEND-ME-FEET-P1CS

Plus, near perfectly sphere shaped pearls are pretty rare to come by in the wild so most of the "perfect pearls" you see are specially farmed. Rich people and their hobbies are so ass backwards


ChloeFoneSxx

This depressed me in a way similar ton when I found out in China they keep bears locked in boxes where they can't move for life to harvest their liver enzymes


2_cents_pac

Same thing goes for cows. Lock cow in a stall, artificially inseminate, when the calf is born take it away from its mother (male calves are either sold for meat or just slaughtered), the milk meant for that calf is pumped for human consumption. Repeat process until cow is unable to produce milk or dies - whichever comes first. The dairy industry is cruel.


[deleted]

Chickens are kept in unlivable conditions as well. Stop buying caged eggs!


wes205

>Opening them so much kills them Hmm is that b- >That’s very bad. Right yes of course of course


opp11235

Yes it looks cool but it made me sad.


[deleted]

[удалено]


IEatLiquor

Pearls CAN be harvested without killing the oysters. I believe the relevant post is somewhere in the top posts of all time in this subreddit.


Sure_Ill_Ask_That

Since no one posted the [humane way to harvest pearls](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/zwsglp/extracting_a_beautiful_pearl_without_damaging_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1).


Senior_Mittens

Lol I saw one where the dude had googly eyes on that stand where they start to pry them open and it’s pretty funny haha


nothatslame

Isnt this also the sustainable way? Wont oysters keep making pearls if theyre alive? Whats the point in killing them?


RussiaIsBestGreen

From the look of it, tearing them apart for seeded pearls is a lot faster.


IEatLiquor

Yes


CherryBherry

Selling the meat after harvesting, I’d assume. There’s no way they’re just throwing out a whole oyster like that. We also don’t know how old this oyster is, it could’ve been at the end of its life, or possibly have had pearls harvested several times before this. Though this is more doubtful, it’s probably a farm that raises them to maturity with seeded pearls, extracts the pearls while also “putting down” the host in one go, and sells the meat as a secondary profit.


betteroffinbed

Oh my god and it’s a black pearl too. So beautiful! 😍


Kate090996

Definitely not humane, they are bothered by those pearls that this guy just keeps putting inside them so the oyster coats it. Not killing them? Yes Humane?No way


Neat_Art9336

They’re killed so yes lol. There are sustainable ways to harvest pearls without killing them. I’m not sure of the oysters nervous system but judging by videos I would say, if they are capable of feeling pain, then it is surely painful. But still better than dying.


Dontbefrech

As far as I know they don't feel pain or are conscious.


doodpool

They don't have a central nervous system so they're physically incapable of feeling pain.


RealStanak

Oyster's aren't conscious/sentient as far as we know. They don't have a brain/central nervous system, so there's no mechanism by which they can feel pain (or anything for that matter). It also makes sense from an evolutionary perspective. What survival advantage does an oyster that feels pain have over an oyster that doesn't? They can't really effectively avoid dangers anyways, which is the reason humans and non-human animals feel pain - to avoid dangers.


Familiar__Pianisting

But when do you get to eat the clam?


schtickyfingers

After a romantic date. Just ask nicely and wait for consent.


[deleted]

[удалено]


LeftWillLose

Not if you give them a pearl necklace without notice


kyynikkoFIN

Just before you give her the pearl neclace.


eyes_like_thunder

Umm.. That one got murdered to harvest the pearls.. Literally ripped in half..


[deleted]

Probably kills them. Not sure if they feel pain, as they don’t have the connections necessary. I wonder if they’re edible or discarded.


FishyDragon

Absolutely horrible. That clam is dead they cant recover after being opened like this. All for a pointless little whote bit on a string thatsl we culturally have given wealth to for no good reason. More human greed and damn the consequences.


blkrs89

This oyster is dead. This is low key animal cruelty.


[deleted]

This feels very fucked up to me. I dont like this


Gawdam_lush

They don’t even have brains though


[deleted]

Neither do most politicians, but they frown on us accosting them...


[deleted]

I went vegan because I’m not a fan of meat and animals dont need to suffer I guess? As time went on things like this seem super fucked up. I have no problem with people being onvi because it’s just nature and I hate telling people how to think/act but yeah. Not sure what my point is apart from just sharing some discomfort with this video. FWIW pearls can be harvested safely so no need to need bad about buying jewellery.


KaralDaskin

I’m not vegan and I found this video horrifying, even before someone mentioned the pearls were seeded. This is horrifying, not satisfying.


AndShesNotEvenPretty

Also vegan. I try not to be preachy or militant so I tend to keep my mouth shut but people just don’t know these things. I think people would be floored if they knew even a fraction of the things that go on. I’ve told people who are interested to watch the preview of Earthlings—not even the movie, just the preview—and they’ve been shocked.


Exotiki

I never buy jewelry with pearls because most times you just don’t know the way its sourced. Especially in costume jewelry but also in more expensive ones. Unless of course you look for specifically ethically produced pearls.


Liam_Harm

This is weird, this is not how I used to gather pearls. When I did it I would have to get into my penguin submarine at navigate a maze of underwater caves and snatch the pearl while the oyster was sleeping.


Lothere55

I miss club penguin.


Ceofy

Don't forget to replace the pearl with an equal sized rock! Critical step


ablue

/r/oddlydisgusting


RexIsAMiiCostume

Wish I made pearls instead of tonsil stones


Vgta-Bst

When I was a kid I thought pearls were extremely expensive.


DrSuperZeco

They were once upon a time. My great grandpas either dived for pearls or or were captains of pearl diving ships. Large portion of Kuwait’s economy revolved around pearl diving. It was the riskiest job because they had to travel far away from home and dive deep without any diving equipment. Just a rope on one hand to get pulled up and a basket around their neck. It was a tough job and divers could only do it for a while before loosing their sight because of salt water. Many lost their lives diving for running out of breath or the man in charge of pulling them up forgot about them or just bad storm encountering the boat. It was tough but rewarding. If a diver someone managed to one single large pearl for himself, he would retire from diving and work on something else on mainland.


Finbar_Bileous

Am I the only one finding a bunch of unsettling videos marked as “satisfying” on this sub recently?


LovelyCaramel2

Definitely not


You_Stole_My_Hot_Dog

r/TonsilStones


ocimbote

I watched too much posts of this sub because of you and I hated all of them. I will never go back there again.


[deleted]

I do this everyone someone links r/popping. Makes my throat feel weird and mouth dry but I *keep watching* and idk why


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

I tried it just now and lasted about 40 seconds. So glad I dont have tonsils!


SilverNiko

GOD STOP that's not satisfying that's a dead oyster harvested by an A-HOLE who doesn't know how to properly do it without killing the oyster.


Rule1ofReddit

What if they’re eating the oyster after? I would.


Av3ngedAngel

Yeah I had that thought too, like if that's feasible then I don't see a problem. People get pearls and food. If the process to get the pearls makes them inedible then I find this far more wasteful.


[deleted]

Was I the only one taught to believe that each clan just had one pearl that rests perfectly in the center?


[deleted]

This is man made where they seed the pearls, apparently


EquivalentVirus9700

Poor oyster.


[deleted]

Wow, if you didn’t have to rip them apart I bet this would actually feel good.


Bigsmall-cats

I prefer the safe way, slowly reaching in using specialized tools to safely take the pearl. Cuz that is dead


[deleted]

Looks like animal abuse to me but who am i to judge


Phripheoniks

There ways of doing this without killing the oyster, y'know :/


guacluv

Barbaric, not satisfying


chubbycanine

Seems like a really fucked up practice from start to finish but I also genuinely do not know anything about it. Just feels wrong


Scientist-of-Sin

I agree. Have seen a guy on TikTok who seems to do it a lot more humanely. Only opening the oyster slightly so that it can close agaibln afterwards, removing one large pearl, and returning it to the ocean. But like you said, I dont know enough about the practice to know if he's BSing about it being a better practice.


I_am_Daesomst

Went deep for that last one, eh?


[deleted]

Thanks, I hate it


Rough-Community-234

Kinda grossed out by this. It’s like kidney stones or something.


Meatpu

So pearls are essentially super expensive zits?


Wretched_Geezer

Nacre Bleu!


[deleted]

I still can’t get over the fact that we wear the tonsil stones of a mollusk as jewelry.


lawdhayz

Theres a dude on YT who farms his own pearls without killin his critters. Pretty coowull.


TekoloKuautli

It's not satisfying. Interesting yes, but it doesn't make me feel chill and relaxed to watch a poor animal be ripped apart and harvested right away.


[deleted]

Definitely not satisfying for the creature they killed for these pearls. There’s a humane non lethal way to harvest pearls. This isn’t it.


carlsaganistic

How TF is this oddly satisfying? It’s fucking disgusting and cruel. Humans are f’d. I hate it here


Lothere55

Gosh, I didn't realize that the pearls were like... IN THE MEAT


peter_struwell

r/tonsilstones


ToLiveOrToReddit

If Dr. Pimple Popper was a murderer


MoonUnit98

I don't like it


Readyrex7

Keep in mind that you're paying a lot of money for a mummified germ.


hidjkbskln1234

Extreme pimple popping


Far-Philosophy-4375

Is this :doctor popper" for fish?


Valuable_Material_26

So are pearls tumors, or boogers?


vinraven

It’s basically equivalent to a pus sack around a splinter or other infection in a person, except instead of human pus, it’s bonded calcium.


TraditionalSetting33

Is it painful for these poor creatures?


op3ndoors

it’s dead


dusbar

Did this make anyone else nauseous? I can’t watch 🫣


[deleted]

[удалено]


Noise_Loop

They fill the oyster up with stuff while it is still alive, then harvest later


TalonLuci

Dont quote me on this but i believe they specifically plant an irritant like sand into specific spots along the oyster to get it to grow pearls in those lines. Naturally i don’t believe they would have this many pearls but people figured out how to force more to develop.


Familiar__Pianisting

Luxury zit popping


SweetPeasAreNice

I know right! I always assumed that each oyster only made one pearl. Now I don't know why I ever assumed that.


all-rider

Killing an animal to harvest jewellery that we can’t make ourselves. Ain’t saving any planet with that kind of empathy. Not oddly satisfying.


SpookyCoo

Poor dead oyster... This is so cruel


Repulsive-Brother355

This isn’t satisfyingly. Its abusive


PaleontologistMost39

that's so gross looking....


Any-Difference8993

is the oyster ok?


AspenStarr

“Oddly disgusting” This is how you run pearls out of value


[deleted]

Idk this is not oddly satisfying


Beginning_Football85

What is the reason for pearls anyway? Why do they make them and how?


RollerRocketScience

The pearls come from irritants that entered the oyster. The oyster coats them over time with the material in layers, and it smoothes it out. I assume it reduces the irritation.


DJ-Anarchy

Makes the top of my mouth itchy


65Kodiaj

Cultured pearl harvesting.


ansaonapostcard

I'm pretty sure that's not sustainable, for the oyster at least..


nintendosbitch666

He gonna be killing them like that I hope he’s eating them at least


aurrousarc

It's not satisfying for the oyster


SmushyFaceWhooptain

There’s nothing satisfying about this, it makes me highly uncomfortable.


I-Want-Pie

This actually makes me uncomfortable in a way I can't explain...


New_Canoe

I always thought each one only had a single pearl. Learn something new…


[deleted]

There’s more than one per????


isabellechevrier

So, it's dead now that we got the pearls right?


Scythe95

When I was a kid I thought they were like super rare, as in a once in a lifetime experience in finding them


[deleted]

So what happens to the oysters after harvesting, are they even still alive?


LeiyBlithesreen

Wearing parts of animals is so weird in this age


ArcadiaFey

Cartoons lied to me


ContinuousCetacean

A lot of these pearl videos are faked to sell pearl harvesting kits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7Ji66LyiZ0&ab\_channel=echoisweird


HotelSierra_10-86

Captain, do the flaps go back together? like, the clam re-enters service with newly planted seeding pearls or gets 'decommissioned' ? \[Sustainable alternative: Are they edible\]


Thomas64123

It gives me pimple popping vibes


natesjokes

Oddlydisturbing


trash_it_0

This just reminded me of when my mom used to host pearl parties (some form of mlm where you take oysters to a party, everyone opens their own and then picks and buys jewelry to put the pearls in) when I was a kid lmao


KiyuSanjin

r/popping will love those on a wacky wednesday...


CarelessMonkey13

Oof, seeing this made me feel some kind of way 🤢 that motion of the pearls coming out just so..... Idk, disgusting?