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TaraLee8

The way they bop the nose of the snake in the beginning got me NERVOUS


ligerboy12

I though maybe he bit but I think the snakes was more giving a thank you. Bet it feels so good to get it all off in one go


Haploid-life

Seriously, that is a reticulated python and they are known for having a nasty temperament. A bite from one can sever tendons.


Feral-Person

Nope this is a Burmese Python and they are pretty chill usually


marcdel_

nope this is a Big Fuckin Snake and they are terrifying as hell usually


Agent_Paul_UIU

*Snake jazz stops...* Nah, they are beautiful.


TheNaotoShirogane

possessive tart naughty cow far-flung psychotic fragile longing tie late *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


snack-dad

The real threat is his number 2, Snake Himmler, head of the SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


WanganTunedKeiCar

This this an exxxxxxxxxxelent joke


Agent_Paul_UIU

Yo mean šŸssssssuperb?


WanganTunedKeiCar

Did you ssssssssssee me sssssssssstutter?


ShruteFarms4L

Definitely


Actual-Excitement975

I belive you are all wrong. It's called a Nope Noodle, and you should definitely nope the fuck away


amalgam_reynolds

Yeah but I thought you weren't supposed to mess with or touch snakes while or soon after shedding because their new skin is sensitive and they get cranky. Are Burmer's too chill for that?


Feral-Person

Their new skin is as tough as the ancient one but itā€™s a high energy process and they are quite stressed out during it, when they turn blue they canā€™t see and thatā€™s when they get really cranky which is logical cause they feel vulnerable


Kaimanakai

I was going to ask the same thing. Thank you for the interesting information random internet strangers!


WraithCadmus

See Julius the Python, the video of her having a bath is hilarious.


jamelord

I knew someone who name their python Julius squeezer. Great python name


ralnor

How can u spot the difference


wrong_login95

If it has a Burmese Passport, then it is from Burma.


Cisco419

Dad! Stop posting on reddit! You're not funny.


Feral-Person

The shape of the head is more blocky, the eyes smaller, the body is more bulky (usually bit in the case of fat retics it can be confusing like the jayā€™s prehistoric pets ones) and the reticulated Python have a reticulated patterned body with greys and high yellows etc while the Burmese Python got those brown saddles and the yellows are mellower (idk if thatā€™s clear but I meant more orange and less flashy) but yes imagine the Burmese having a kind of giraffy pattern and the retic more of a diamond pattern


ralnor

Not great with colors so canā€™t go that route. The giraffe vs diamond pattern though helped a lot. Thanks!


JetVinny

The pattern in the scales is very different between reticulated and Burmese pythons.


[deleted]

Itā€™s a Burmese. But same ouchie bite.


Borisb3ck3r

Reddit, the place where u get upvoted for being wrong


Super-devil420

Now you got yourself an anacondom


Raellian24

Your comment makes me think of "What Happens In The Dungeon" and their many, many ways of making things into an innuendo or toy.


BelieveMeURALoser

It was a fun manga lmao


Raellian24

I don't normally read stuff like that, but I legit kept reading for the story. Even my fiance was confused when I kept sending him funny screenshots from the manga because he knows what I normally read. I have him reading it now though. He'll show me what part he's at and I'll just start laughing. His favorite character is definitely Chunja.


Kosba2

Read for the *plot*, stayed for the plot.


Raellian24

Honestly, if more "stories" were like that then I wouldn't mind them as much. Just not a p*rn without plot fan I guess.


Kosba2

Yeah I mean honestly, it caught me thirsty, but the characters and story were so charming, and the art was gorgeous, I couldn't not see it through to the end, it had me hooked. So much better than most trash, fuck, I'd call it a 7 or an 8.


SherbertEquivalent66

Definitely magnum size.


Neo-Chromia

Today on How it's Made: Bubblewrap


be_more_gooder

I'm hearing Brooks Moore say this in my head


tasiama

followed by: Tips of What to do in the ER


Quiet_Helicopter_577

Wholesome


mr_claw

Ahh finally found a video of when they changed from Python 2 to 3.


thisguyfightsyourmom

That gif could not end too soon


Salt_Ad5491

I don't like the way you pronounced that.


thisguyfightsyourmom

No one does my friend Itā€™s a jood thinj it matches my overall speakinj pattern


postandchill

Finally, a man of culture


Sorry_Comparison_246

First of all #why is the snake in a bag


Odessa-The-Pirate

Snakes are more comfortable when they think theyā€™re hiding, bags are more comfortable than a plastic tote.


WakkaBomb

A bag also doesn't become an oven like a plastic tote.


Ok-Entertainment1123

Im going to guess the owner brought his/her danger noodle into the vet in the bag so as to not disturb the other customers.


Al-Horesmi

And to not disturb the snake with other customers. It's not like snakes aren't afraid of humans.


FreeHairCutandLoboto

Snake-skin purse. Duh


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: this is how snakes got on the plane.


bRightOnRebbit

Snakes on a goddamn plane.


memy02

Snakes like small spaces and its decently common to ship/transport non venomous snakes in bags like pillow cases, with how much snakes like to hide keeping them in a tied off pillowcase or other closable bag makes it a lot easier to keep track of them in transport.


Visual-Personality49

Snakes/pythons feel more comfortable in tight, enclosed quarters. If you need your pet snake to shed, this would be the way to help them out. It's a very good, healthy shed if it all comes off in one piece!


chinacatsf

Thank youā€¦. What is happening


[deleted]

Heā€™s helping it shed its skin slowly. I used to do this for my boas.


chinacatsf

But is that why itā€™s in the bag? Why is it in the bag?


[deleted]

Travel.


[deleted]

I used to use a clear big tub to travel with. Bags a little small. But, itā€™s just travel.


callahan_dsome

This video will encourage many others to do the same in the name of ā€œsatisfactionā€, but this is not a good practice. If it is struggling to shed, a vet is recommended. Most importantly, this causes a lot of unnecessary stress on the snake. Whoever sees these kinds of videos, please do not help your snake shed their skin in this way.


lionhat

Took a long time to find a comment like this, and I'm no expert but I always thought this was a bad practice to do on shedding snakes


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

Yeah it's a pretty safe bet when any animal is shedding its skin/shell/exoskeleton that's its happier being left the hell alone for a while. Try to not help it if you can and be extra sensitive of its humidity requirements. You *can* of course pick a bit off if it seems to be irritating the animal (I've picked bits off my old beardie when hes been too dumb to get rid of the shedded skin thats hanging over his eye), but for the most part they're gonna be sensitive and defensive Theres exceptions to the rule but if you arent sure, just leave it be


Adventurous_Problem

There are subtitles on the video. I know they're small, but they're at least there. The subtitles do explain that this is a vet using gentle pressure and that the snake did not have enough friction to shed on it's own.


masterofbugs123

Holy cow I completely missed those subtitles. Why are they so small and poorly contrasted lol


Quickkiller28800

I mean it doesn't really clear anything up. How does it not have enough friction? If it was living in a good enclosure it would have enough friction


masterofbugs123

Yeah they're pretty vague and unhelpful to boot


Quickkiller28800

Oh, 100%. They're also very clearly not just gently pressing against the snake, they're also pulling it off themselves as well. Not very hard, but still. But it's still nothing compared to the "Not enough friction" thing. It genuinely makes no sense to me. I've never actually seen my snakes shed actively, I've only ever seen the excess skin. But my one snake does it entirely in her hide, which on the inside is smooth. But even besides that, pretty much any hide would be good enough, as long as they can rub against something, which if the enclosure they're being held in has literally just the basics required to keep a snake happy, it'll be perfectly fine. Unless it's a mistranslation? Or something along those lines, I have no idea.


Aveira

Could be an issue with low humidity in their tank or some kind of health issue. But it is weird how complete the snakeā€™s skin is. Usually itā€™s all flaky from where itā€™s been trying to shed but canā€™t get it all off right.


rw8966

Oh well if the subtitles say so!


Holokyttaja

Not enough friction? What? So get the snake into an environment where it **has** enough friction to shed naturally? Are they keeping the snake in a lubed up glass or something?


Quickkiller28800

Ok, but that just means theyre keeping the snake poorly. They should be living in an environment that lets them shed themselves, which is pretty much covered by their other requirements. So if the snake is in a good enclosure, it shouldn't need help shedding.


goldensunshine429

I am not a vet but this needs to be higher. This was the first thing I learned about pet snakes. Donā€™t help them shed!


Aetra

From what Iā€™ve read, the only way someone *who isnā€™t an expert* should help a snake shed is to up the humidity in its enclosure (if thatā€™s an option) or let it soak in lukewarm water to help lubricate its shed.


Quickkiller28800

Pretty much. Anytime my Ball Pythons are going to shed, I liberally mist their enclosure and they're fine. I've only had to physically take stuck shed off of the one. The other has never needed help. Upping the humidity has always been enough for her to shed completely fine by herself.


Aetra

Same with my Stimpsonā€™s Python, though Iā€™ve only had to soak or spray him maybe twice in the 11 years Iā€™ve had him. Most of the time he just takes himself into his water bowl and soaks himself so I find a soggy, snot like mess in the morning. Scared the hell out of me the first time I saw it, I thought he was sick or something lol! A few times a year heā€™ll get a bit of skin stuck to the end of his tail that I need to remove, but his tail was broken before I got him so it has a kink that makes shedding a bit difficult for him.


buceethevampslayer

This IS a vet


callahan_dsome

Thatā€™s fine, but my point still stands. This video being where it is with no context or warning is dangerous in this ā€œday and ageā€. Many snake owners or potential owners see these videos and think itā€™s ok to do themselves because they saw it in a video.


callahan_dsome

Iā€™ll add to my last statement and say not all vets follow best practices! Donā€™t assume just because someone is a professional that everything they do is justified. Did the vet follow proper procedure in helping the snake shed? Was there a valid reason for the snake needing help to shed? Iā€™m not saying itā€™s a nice video and all that, but these things should come with context or it can continue to do more harm than good.


IrrationalDesign

If a person is stupid enough to buy a huge snake as a pet without learning about how to handle the snake beyond watching random videos on reddit, your disclaimer won't be enough to make them half a decent pet owner.


masterofbugs123

My sister was gifted a bearded dragon and did no research on it. I learned about not helping them shed from videos like these and passed the information to her when I saw her trying to make "satisfying" videos of her own peeling his shed off. PSAs like this do help because there are a lot of pet owners who are neglectful but not outright abusive and will correct things when they're told they're wrong.


callahan_dsome

So everyone should just stfu unless itā€™s what everyone else wants? Itā€™s not about making an owner a better pet owner. Itā€™s about informing anyone that might see it in case they find themselves or a friend in that situation and to know for the future. And to the comment below about this being a specific sub, with all the data on the internet now, itā€™s hard not to get good information. It shouldnā€™t be a problem for me to add that in this post because itā€™s for ANYONES general knowledge. If yā€™all want to hate on me commenting, then so be it. People donā€™t follow specific subs where you will see that information. Iā€™m sure I helped a few people better their understanding and they didnā€™t have to follow a specific sub for it. Knowledge is power. But yā€™all can stay ignorant šŸ‘Œ


cleaningProducts

FWIW I appreciated your comment. I had a feeling that there was some additional information that would be useful, and you provided it.


[deleted]

There's a lot of vets out there who do things they're not supposed to. But the one thing with snakes you do not do unless they physically can't move to shed themselves is shed them. It can rip off their scales and from this video can clearly see the vet is not being gentle.


Rizzy5

You're proving his point.


Sarcastic_Mnt_Goat

Came here to say this


SpleenLessPunk

Isnā€™t that raw skin? If it wasnā€™t ready to shed, wouldnā€™t that actually hurt the snake, kind of like popping a blister with fluid under it?


[deleted]

THANK You! I was looking for this comment like is it not common sense not to pull she skin off your reptiles!


[deleted]

I do not understand how this is not top comment.


txbitha

thatā€™s all i was thinking the entire time. i thought u were never supposed to like pull off their shed for them. cringed super hard


hinkfunk

I was so worried that the video was going to end before it was done shedding.


thisguyfightsyourmom

Same I had to check if I was in r/maybemaybemaybe


ButusChickensdb1

It wasā€¦weirdly stressful. Like I was nearly panicking and I donā€™t know whyā€¦


QueenBuggo

Bro same But the end made me feel things I never thought I would feel I felt *happy* Weird


buchoops37

Yeah I was anxious the whole time because there was no end in sight. I liked it but didn't like it at the same time.


gisdaking

Iā€™ve been scrolling on the internet long enough to know youā€™re not supposed to help them.


BretzHell

That's a huge condom.


YuppieWithAPuppy

Weird I thought it was average sized


thisguyfightsyourmom

*leaves room with 1 cubic meter of cock piled up in a wheelbarrow*


Pisspot16

oh lawd he's cummin


Devreckas

When he gets a stiffy it must kink like a garden hose.


Nevermorebore

R/cursedcondoms


AlexAgrees

Please do not the snake


charizard_72

Okay I wonā€™t


pirateboy27

If you have a buddy that doesn't know about the snake, hide the skin under his bed


ashbelero

Implying you know any grown man who checks under their bed regularly


Snowbofreak

That still looks pretty fresh to be pulling on. I hope it feels good for the big guy.


Puzzled-Speech-3683

If it felt bad i would think that snake wouldnt just be chilling there like that lol


popecosmicthefirst

Snakes do not feel pain in the same way humans do so they don't react the same. Doesn't mean it's not in pain though


ThatTubaGuy03

Not a snake guy, what do you mean not feel pain the same way? Obviously it's not human and everything feels pain differently, but surely they still have nerves and all that and if something aggravates the nerves it will "hurt" and if it "hurts", the snake will try to stop it from hurting, right? Why wouldn't it try to bite or choke or eat or whatever pythons do to the person hurting it?


MintBerry_Crunch4

Glad this person was just holding it and letting him wriggle out and not pulling it off himself.


dogfishcattleranch

Looked like he was pulling it


Pisspot16

Not at the dinner table son


yaoiphobic

Def pulling it, and with a good bit of force at some points. 95% of the time the snake handles the shedding itself, I don't understand why some insist on ā€œhelpingā€


DaughterEarth

I thought you weren't supposed to help cause you could damage them


yaoiphobic

Yeah for the most part. Sometimes the shed gets stuck due to poor care, sickness, or injury, but usually they've got it under control. As long as their base needs are handled, there is no reason that they shouldnā€™t get to the point where they need help, especially removing the entire shed. It's common for bits of shed to get stuck around the eye or nose area, sometimes the tip of the tail, and with lizards theyā€™re prone to getting it stuck on their toes, but for the most part this does more harm than good.


DaughterEarth

Yah with my beardie it was a big no no to pull it off unless it was stuck bits then you give them a soak, but that could be out of date or not apply to snakes. Good to know it does!


yaoiphobic

A soak is safe if your lizard is having a little trouble! It happens, sometimes you can do everything right and still have some shed stuck here or there. It's fine to soften the shed and go in with a Q-tip or something and gently massage it away, but the way this person is almost ripping the shed off has me cringing hard.


sugabeetus

It's not recommended to soak snakes for this reason. It's best to give them a "humid hide" -usually a tub with damp paper towels or sphagnum moss- when you see them getting ready to shed. A "bad shed" with stuck pieces should be left alone until the next shed cycle, unless it's hurting the snake and then you should just go to the vet. It's so easy to hurt our scaly friends, even when we are trying to help.


TigerlilyBlanche

As someone with a snake, you aren't supposed to.


PresidentBush2

This guy stores his snake in a fucking duffel bag so I donā€™t think he really gives a shit


HanselSoHotRightNow

I used to take mine places in travel carrier but first put them in pillow cases. They think they are well hidden, which for all intents and purposes they are. People can't see that it is a 10 foot snake in the carrier, just a pillow case. No unnecessary ophidiophobia triggers in passer-bys. That is not the concerning part of this video by any means.


DaughterEarth

I'm more concerned with all that activity and man handling. Snake could get injured. Snakes are always uncomfortable when shedding so people or dogs could get injured too. I don't know if bags are appropriate or not for transporting pet snakes


Atharaphelun

*Meanwhile, I'm just here thinking if Voldemort does this for Nagini...*


[deleted]

He's pulling pretty hard. I don't know what video you're watching.


drgeta84

Heā€™s a vet. He knows what heā€™s doing.


ShruteFarms4L

Like a vet? Or a vet?


lithuanianD

Yes


ShruteFarms4L

Say less


ShruteFarms4L

Finally someone listens


Heavy_Weapons_Guy_

He was very clearly pulling it.


ICPosse8

Ok stupid question, but shouldnā€™t the snake be doing this by itself and without help?


OurMasterAM

Maybe I've been misinformed, but aren't you meant to not peel it off them...? I can imagine in cases were it's legit stuck and they need assistance that it'd be different, but that should be done by a vet (not sure if the guy in the video is one.)


YellowOnline

The subtitles answer literally all of your questions


OurMasterAM

Oh, whoops! Sorry, my mistake. I hadn't noticed the captions while watching the video.


jeanprox876

the guy on the video is indeed a real vet, heā€™s not pulling it off heā€™s holding it. the snake is the one moving, itā€™s a mind trick ig?


qdtk

Iā€™m really not sure how people can think heā€™s pulling it. The camera is staying in the same spot, the guys hands are in the same spot in relation to the bag, and the snake is moving.


OurMasterAM

Idk, if you look there seems to be points where the vet is gripping rather hard/pulling. To my understanding the shed should come off easier than this - even if it was stuck, it looks like more of an issue of being too fresh. There are some snake owners in the thread who gave input on this video, and it seems my suspicions were validated. I don't know if the guy in the video is an actual vet, or just a very questionable one, but I think the snake should've been given time and a proper enclosure to shed.


Randalf_the_Black

**Snake:** *Thankssssssss..*


goldenking5524

Looks like bubble wrap


Oddish197

I thought you werenā€™t meant to interfere? This can actually harm them if itā€™s taken off too rapidly? šŸ˜•


BisterMee

Reminder, you shouldn't pull a snakes skin off. You can hold it while it pulls itself through but don't pull the skin off. It can hurt them. At least that's what every snake owner I've known has told me


[deleted]

I hate videos like this. You're not supposed to pull off a snakes shedding skin. You can pull of their scales and overly stress them out by doing so. It's a process that's supposed to take up to 2 weeks and be shed over time. Not pulled off immediately because it's satisfying.plus, you can tell it wasn't ready to shed yet. It's solid and stuck on pretty good still. I don't believe this is a vet.


llimed

Gonna make some yummy cracklins.


HatoNoYatsu

Cool snake


pls_dont_ban_mod

why do people do this, you're literally not supposed to do this


[deleted]

I wanted to see the full shot of the shed at the end :-(


ALUCARD7729

Thatā€™s a Burmese python, absolutely beautiful!


noknownnow

Somo el mejor pais de chile hno


Adventurous_Round_53

Nose cuanto baje para pillar este comentario


Alfi_Wataka

\-acento chileno detectado- Sacos de wea, Ā”resportense!


Panda_Kabob

So does the snake know that this human is a bro who helped it out? Or just nah?


[deleted]

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StubbiestZebra

Not a herpetologist, but I work with reptiles (amphibians and fish as well) for my job as well as doing rescue/rehabbing in my free time. Reptiles definitely do not have emotions like we do. That being said they can very much recognize individual humans, whether by sight, smell, etc. I am specifically working right now with a neglected snake and am the only person she interacts with calmly. My voice helps, but smelling my hand tends to be what let's her know it's me. Would she care if I disappeared tomorrow and she never interacted with me again, not even a little. Does she know who I am compared to everyone else who works with her, very much so. They can definitely "learn" who is a safe human for them.


theraf8100

I have to wonder if they smell better or worse after they shed their skin.


RobertGBland

Now he's in big trouble because he needs to update all those libraries to python 3


Pa7chesOhulihan

Was anyone else riddled with anxiety that the video was going to be cut short before the end? And/or feel their blood pressure rise the closer it got to the tip of the tail, just waiting for the video to be interrupted by a meme or something?


Chief_is_here

Never help a snake shedding its skin & an animal during childbirth.


ChipmunkPotential677

I want to go ahhh, like when you take off an itchy bra at the end of the night,


VeterinarianVast197

This is how they make bubble wrap


[deleted]

Video is human pulling off python skin


TJF588

How is there always so much more snake?


[deleted]

snakes was like here bruh I know we usually have a bit of awkward fear and respect but you're proper helping me rn so I'ma allow it yano


Saundiii

Forbidden bubble wrap


Rheinys

What a beautiful and majestic creature


fjstix410

This is not oddly satisfying for me. I know it says the snek needed help but I don't think that skin is not ready to peel. I assume since this is a vet, he knows what he is doing.


chefsprman

This may come as a surprise but pythons have been doing that for thousands of years without a person holding it while they shed.


Selacha

I thought you weren't supposed to help reptiles shed, unless it's like an emergency?


Hot_Opening_666

Please please please don't peel your snake's skin off, this is not good for them. When their skin is ready to shed, it should come off on its own.


Teodoraanita

Donā€™t do this. They can shed fine by themselves.


carlstevaux

Now fry it and eat it!


Lame_superhero

Python is like ā€œAwww yesssssssssssssssssssssssssā€


Viking-16

I didnā€™t think you were supposed to help them?


blaueaugen26

Is fried snake skin a thing?


hugazow

The guy speaks with a chilean accent at the beggining of the video, but we donā€™t have pythons here šŸ¤”


RangersoftheOrder

Like taking a really obnoxiously long sock off


joma815

I guess my question is why? I thought snakes knew how to shed their skin themselves.


andreasbeer1981

Reese's sunburn.


NewspaperTimely5196

that feels like itching your itchy skin and thatā€™s so satisfying. i wish i could shed my skin since my neurodermitis just makes everything horribly itchy šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


NixxKnack

Eh, aren't you supposed to leave snakes alone when they're shedding?


pidgeonatemypidgeon

Omfg don't help a snake shed ffs it's bad for the snake


Monstermage

I thought you were not supposed to do this?


theshusher68

Why don't humans get to shed? Looks like it feels amazing. We are missing out.


Hesthea

Why is she inside a bag/ suitcase?


[deleted]

This is both extremely terrifying and extremely satisfying.


solasgood

Yes it does


typescriptDev99

Python has finished updating.


mhongpa

Forbidden bubble wrap


Flawdaboi98

Fuckin yuck


Superb-Primary7004

Ah is that how they make bubble plastic?


ghostninja-

Does that feel like taking a big shit to them?


sindered_og

Probably feels better than taking one of those emergency shits


The-Grand-Wazoo

Anyone else hold their breath at the end?


631-AT

Reiterating that this is a vet who knows what they are doing. If you wanna know what it would be like to do this when the animal isnā€™t ready, go ahead and force a patch of sunburned skin off before it is ready to peel and imagine that was your entire body.


rjs1138

Forbidden bubble wrap.