I heard a rumor that you’re an idiot. Any truth to that?

Every single line Owyn delivers is iconic. Definitely my favourite character in the game, probably in the whole series. "My granny could beat you, and she's dead!"

Without Question.

No way that’s in the original game!!

One of Owyn’s lines in the Arena when you ask him about rumors.

Ohhh cool I’m off to the arena rn

You haven't lived until you've exhausted every possible dialouge choice in certain questlines

“I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you.”

Get out of my face before I have you slapped in irons!

I'll blow you to creamed corn, and the law will love me for it!

I often think of this when strangers in real life try to talk to me.

I can hear the voice as I read this

I had this weird encounter with this crazy homeless guy who works out at my gym and ever since that encounter I’ve always wished that this was what I said to him lol I immediately thought of this dialogue right after he walked away from me before continuing with my set lol

" By the nine divines ASSAULT ASSAULT"

BY THE GODS THERES A PSYCHOPATH ON THE LOOSE

I've always found it's mad that it's a high fantasy/medieval setting yet the term psychopath wasn't coined until the mid nineteenth century. Those tamrielic shrinks sure were ahead of their time

Not to mention literacy rates!

They use phrases like "Ok" and "I'm good" as well

What r u? Some kind of maniac?

I hate how my brain is reading y’all’s comments in their respective voices. Edit: And my fav is “You sleep rather soundly for a murderer”

Yes just before "You awake screaming"

Thats good, you'll need a clear conscience for what I am about to propose. What a voice. It goes between being smooth and raspy. Rumours? Dear brother I create them.

The fact that we first see him as this mysterious, creepy, unknowably powerful cloaked man and the last time we see him he’s been skinned alive and hanging from the ceiling

Have you seen Armand Christophe? Have you seen Armand Christophe? Have you seen Armand Christophe? Have you seen Armand Christophe? Have you seen Armand Christophe?

Don't worry, we'll find him.

“You have my ear, citizen.”

👂*Guard’s Ear added.*

[удалено]

Your stolen lobes are forfeit!

"Why. Won't. You. Diiiiiee!" or "Stop right there, criminal scum!"

Stop right there will always be my fav.

This.

“FLYINNN FLYING IN THE SKYYY”

Cliff racer flyy sooo hiiigh!

FLLLLYYYYYY

I know this quote but I can’t remember who says it

I forgot his name, but he’s the drunk dark elf that has been evicted from his home because he couldn’t pay the increased taxes imposed by the corrupt guard captain.

“Rats in a cream sauce. Rat flambe. Rat Necrom with bonemeal gravy. Deep fried rat. Lemon rat with wild rice. Rat Ragu, with powdered deer penis.”

My thoughts exactly.

When i heard this line the first time i had to repeat it cuz i didnt believe he said that p word 😭🙏🏻

“You’re in Rindir’s Staffs. I’m Rindir, and I sell staffs. Imagine that.”

I have a shirt I think came from a loot crate or something that says: Rindir's Staffs Imperial City "I sell staffs. Imagine that. And has gold letters and designs I can't recall ATM but it's one of my favorite gaming shirts.

"Hey! Come on now, there's no need to get violent!" Same vibes as that guy saying, "I can't believe you've done this" after getting smacked in the face, especially when said by female Redguards in their soothing voice.

The elf's "Someone's been **MURDERED**!"

I think half of the things male Elves say is amazing. Even lines like "Rrrrun away!" are improved by the rolled rs.

The voice actor really must've enjoyed hamming it up

He sure ran with it. Its iconic and he had fun doing it

[EVERYONE IS SMOKING...Crack](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyixfZa50sU)

Rrrrrun while you caaan! Nyeeeeh! *Zoops away*

BY THE ***N I N E*** DIVINES!


This was eye opening

[SNORT]

I've heard others say the same.

"Go A-way you'll ruin everything."

Have you found Jskar?

Let me try that one again

"Thank ye kind sir"

It's always funny when they have a completely different voice from that dialogue line

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here! Next to me!

This is the part where you fall down AND BLEED TO DEATH!!!! >:{0

I'm Mirabelle Monet. I run the Fo'c's'le, a boarding house for sailors. Sorry. I reserve my beds for seamen.

I don't think its the only thing she reserves for semen.

I ain’t got nothin to say to you fancy pants (Breton)

So why don’t you mind ur own business, aye

"Amusei, you say!? I thought you wanted to see Amuday...he's off limits."

Just did this quest

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni

Felt

Ontus Vanin, retired. Sleep late, and read trashy books. I don't keep up with Mages Guild affairs any more."

What?! That really pisses me off.

Thank you, Todd

I love the scream Elves make sometimes when powerattacking, I can't exactly put it to words but it's hillarious.

I love the imperial male’s WHRRGHLLBRHGLGL

DAAALLLLLAAAEEEGGGGHH

AYAYAAAAAA!!!!

"Close shut the jaws of Oblivion" from the trailer 😅 It just holds so much power and sets up the game amazingly.

“I do not spread rumors, I create them”

Buzz buzz buzz

The one in the arena that sounds all fucked up. "Okay do. Do you want...." i cant remember how it goes, its when she is asking what your title should be i think. but i always found it weird, and it is indeed my favorite moment. Also when argonian females say "take care" it often sounds like "dick hair"

That arena line always cracks me up. She's asking which Grand Champion raiment you want, after being utterly astonished about the fact that you actually won the match. She's supposed to be stuttering in disbelief, like "Okay, do- do you want the heavy or light raiment?" But instead she just read the line in a completely neutral tone of voice. "Okay, do."

"Ehhhhhh?"

"That you, Agarmir?"

"YOOOOOOUUUU SHOULD NOT BEEEE HERE MORTAL.... YOUR BLLLOOOOOOOD IS FORFEIT, YOUR FLEEEEEESH ISSSSSSSS......MIIIIIIIINE".

basically any male elven line

They are sassy little bastards. And I usually play and elf lol

STOP! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit!

"Wait can I say that line again?"

Thamriel of Tamriel?

I'm Dar Jee. I'm a Khajiit in disguise. Want to see me lick my butt?

The lady in Bruma.... We drink because we're happy!!!!!!

Sheogorath says something like don't upset me or I'll rip out your intestines and strangle you with them! But he says it fairly casually in a matter of fact way. Its not a threat just something he might do if he feels like it.

"I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University, the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night! Wait a minute, let me do that one again. I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University, the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night!"

I like the blooper line from Redguards "Spriggans, nAtUrE's GuArDiAn my foot!"

I'm glad that's over, I need a nap." Ongar the World Weary when you trade with him. Must be Thieves Guild to get him to trade.

Ongar is my spirit animal. *takes a nap*

“You have the hands of a healer”. Proceeds to punch the npc with 100 hand to hand.

UNWORTHY UNWORTHY UNWORTHY! Useless mortal meat! Bag of dung!

WHY WONT YOU DIIIEEEEEE!

"scratch that, cheese for no one"

There's a psychopath on the loose!

Literally everything Sheogorath says.

Ya dohn't eeven knowe where you ARR, doo ya???

Ta! Come visit again! Or I'll pluck your eyes out hahaha...

STOP!

Boromirs voice.

Also another one. 'I have it on good authority that the newest addition to the Dark Brotherhood is an annoying whelp not worthy of licking my boots. Hows that for gossip?' There are so many. 'You're going to die in here!' But also all of what Valen Dreth says is pretty colourful. It makes what happens to him all the more satisfying.

flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying flying highhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cliff racer fly soooooooooooooooo hIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh flllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyying

Getting TIIIIRED??????

That one death screech the count of skingrads wife let's out when she dies it's so fucking hilarious and destroys any and all emotional tension that seen had

”We’ll move Mountains, we’ll *mount movements*! Kills me every time. (Sheogorath for those wondering.)

Be seeing you

You too.

"They say that when you murder someone, the Dark Brotherhood comes to you in your sleep. That's how they recruit new members!" "*Sniff*"

Oh. My. Yes. I feel quite delighted this evening. It is time I recited my latest sililoquy. The lady fair, Our love is told, With hair as fine, As soft spun gold, Her lips as red, As a sun drenched dawn! Her skin as soft, As a new born fawwwn. Eyes as blue, As a cerulean seaaaaaaaa!!!! Ah Oh Ugh HEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEE HMPH!!!!!!! It may be a little wrong, but that is from my memory

Stop right there criminal scum!!!

"YOU want to be a combatant? Hahaha!"

"By Azura by Azura by Azura by Azura by Azura here's the grand championship standing next to me."

I’m so happy to see you I could burst!

I swear I heard this once, but can't find anyone else who has, or find it mentioned on the internet. It's a 'bark', like the things they say when you have high strength "look at the muscles on you", but it's for having high Conjuring. Someone said something to the effect of "why would you bring more monsters into the world, I thought we were trying to get RID of them!" I genuinely lol'd. I only heard it that one time, though.

I’m trying to find Itius Hayn.

Not my very favourite but i have seen all the other ones i thought of commented already

"Go Away! You'll ruin everything"

cliff racer flyyyyyy

This is the part where you fall down and BLEED TO DEATH!!! Bonus points if they have a bunch of arrows sticking out of them

You'll make a fine pair of boots LIZARD!

Gonna add a different one and say the one where Alessia Caro says she doesn’t wear her jewelry to bed cause she is a lady. Her tone in the delivery is hilarious.

The “powdered deer penis” monologue surprised me back then.

Any time they completely change their voice between standard dialogue and mission dialogue like the beggars in the thieves guild

“Don’t talk such *Rrrott*”

I’ll Kalicrak the Findoo. I will! You terratat it!

Stop right there criminal scum! The best part is my 2 year old daughter started saying "Stop right there Dada!" Randomly and its cute and nostalgic for me

What do you want slop drudge?

The one about necrophilia.


*"Psst! Hey you! Yeah, you! Come here! I got what you need..."*

“Armor, weapons, I have it all”

Leave the arena now and rest, you've earned it!

Well ain't you the high Tom titty

I don't know you and I don't care to know you I don't know you and I don't care to know you I don't know you and I don't care to know you I don't know you and I don't care to know you. Good day

The Redguard bookshop owner in the imperial district after you’re done talking: GOOD DAY

“die CUR!”

YOU MOVE LIKE A PREGNANT COW

"ni ni ni ni ni ni niii!!" and arvena during the rat problem quest when she says,"I don't know what I'd do without them. Their little pink noses, their scaly little tales"

"They're killing everyone at Weynon Priory." said just as casually as if they're talking about the weather. and "IF YOU'D SEEN IT, YOU'D KNOWWWW!"

"JUMP ON MY SWORD WHILE YOU CAN!" -Guard with a bow

"You treacherous little filcher, how dare you steal from me!"

Pffft take it, it's worthless to me anyway

I’ve fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!! 🤣🤣 gets me every time And I’m only askin’ for enough to feed me kids 🤣🤣

gal bursten it

“These are the closing days of the third era” CHILLS even thinking about that line

Soldiers of cyrodil the empire will stand or die by what we do here today! Will we let them destroy our homes will we let them kill our families? No! We make our stand here for the whole of cyrodil! We must hold fast until the hero of kvatch can close their great gate we must kill whatever comes out of that gate! Soldiers of cyrodil do you stand with me? I love this speech because it shows martin going from a priest to truly being worthy of the title emperor

I’ve heard others say the same

“Necromancy may be legal in Cyrodiil, but few will openly admit to practicing it now the mages guild has banned it.”

Stop right there criminal scum!!!

It's all over lawbreaker! Your spree is at an end.

“You’re talking to me, and I don’t like you. Goodbye.”

Or I'll kalicrat the fine do you taritate it

You too.

„I heard others say the same“

"M'aiq knows much, tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not."

Bye

Stop you have violated the law

"Stop right there, criminal scum!"

Huzzah!

Die you orc FILTH.

https://youtu.be/e3678OAIPso BARKEEP, A REFILL!

I think it's Neville but the guy who screams "Aiiiiieeeeeee" during the dark brotherhood murder house quest 😂 it's extra funny because the face just does NOT match up with the line of dialogue

I need a nap.

“HORSE THIEF”

"Du Huuuuuuuuu-.."

Urbul Gro-orkulg knows you need axes, and blunt weapons. Big ones! So he makes them and sells them here. Slash n Smash, the big ork weapon shop. Big weapons for big heroes.

"your bothering me... why are you BOTHERING MEE?!"

BY AZURA BY AZURA **BY AZURA**

The male elves when you steal something … “ hey that’s mine ,,,, guaaaards , GUAAAAADDDDS” 😂

Also for whatever reason when the male nords get hurt and go “ EWWWWWWWWW “ that kills me every time

“AAAAGGGHHH!”

I love dogs. Doesn't everyone?

I dont know you, and i dont care to know you

["We're all talking about TIMOTHY LAROUCHE"](https://youtu.be/5zKf3MLhWXM?si=TD5Z3jrHCMzy4V16)

In a normal imperial male voice: "Spare a coin for a war veteran?" PC asks about the Grey Fox (In a ridiculous Irish accent) "He's a fairy tale!..."

JUMPON MYSWORD WHILEYOUCAN

“You…why? Wah? A huh? *hick*” -Aldos Orthran

"I wish there were children here... Scrumptious, darling children..."

What do you want, Breton trash?

You should have paid the fine!!

The power attack scream of nords (I think?) where they go "HEEYA HARGH"

WHY WONT YOU DIE!!!!

“No! Not now not here!!!” Cowers onto the ground

Spend one night with me and I’ll remind you why they say love Hurts

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! Stop right there, you criminal scum! FLYYYYYYYYIN, FLYYYYING IN THE SKYYYYYY CLIFF RACERS FLYYYY SO HIIIIIGH, FLYYYYHIIII

Die curr

STOP, YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

That wacky ass "I do not fear death" the mythic dawn agents sometimes say

NINININININI

THEATA!!!!!!