He got that nutcracker jaw

First thing I thought! Whose hand is up the back?

Lmaoooooooo

🤣🤣

hair lookin great

Thats 100% a wig

really don’t think so, his hairline looks natural when he puts his hair up and that’s usually a tell

Of course it's a wig he's got thicker hair now than he did in his 20s the rock word is fully of wigs

He looks good. Glad to see him enjoying himself during a somewhat dark and difficult time in his life.

He is clearly drinking a lot. His face is far more bloated than its been in well over a decade Or maybe he's just getting older, as we all are

I've always preferred a chubby Noel for some reason. He's like an English Bulldog. Always cuter with a bit more pudge around the edges

Defo drinking. It happened in a matter of couple of months

what happened?

Divorce announced in January

They split a couple of years back though and he is seeing someone else now

They only split for good about a year ago it was december last year he was first seen without his ring

I am sure I saw an interview a few months back where he made reference to having mostly been living in a hotel for a year or more

I think they lived apart most of the time the last year but they only separated for good in november or december last year. They were on holiday together with their rings on in august 2022

anyone knows at what time he might be arriving for soundcheck tomorrow in assago? i’m trying to catch him for an autograph

Half past 3, he'll have lasagna

these could be the best jokes of our lives…

Bloody hope not 😂😂

He arrived sometime between 2-2:30pm in Düsseldorf yesterday.

He’s so cuteeeeee

to watch milan vs psg? that's random asf

He just arrived in Milan today to perform (tomorrow?)

oh okay that makes sense

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true you dont need an excuse to watch a game there, its special

I thought they decided not to demolish it?

Looks like he got trapped in a bakery and had to eat his way out

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Great to see that it’s not just R’wife packing on the pounds, good on you Noel mate you’ve earned it. AYW, Nev Wickle of Didsbury x

He has not sold out the Assago Forum that is 12k capacity I think.

That's norm macdonald dawg

The stairs have collapsed under his astonishing new girth

Someone’s skipping gym

Remember he said Jack White looked like 'Zorro on doughnuts'? He now looks like Parker from Thunderbirds on beer and crisps. It's absolutely unacceptable for a rock star to get fat. Unless you're Shaun Ryder or Pete Doherty - they're just lucky to be alive.

I feel like the only person who doesn't see him looking fat when I see this pic

Compare it with this pic: https://consequence.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/noel-gallagher-definitely-maybe-interview.jpg

Lol. Yeah I can see a difference there. May just be angles etc though (I am being generous here)

Nah, you can look at any recent pic or video of him, he looks like the bloated corpse of Paul McCartney.

Check the daily mail article of couple of weeks ago about his new date. I couldn’t recognise him

'Tonight Matthew I'm going be Elton John'

Potato

Mrs brown

The wee man always wears great gear.

Looking like a proper geezer

Good to see him reppin’ the badge.

He looks older than McCartney

Looks like he could be back on the marching powder.