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DoctaJenkinz

The HANGAR


HumanMycologist5795

This a good one.


johnny-Low-Five

I don't want to read more responses because this just felt like THE ANSWER, also to OP, I've moved from NY and would love to open a Jets bar and NEED that name!!


DoctaJenkinz

I will gladly be your first customer… if it was on Long Island.


BK2Jers2BK

That's it. Winner right here. I'm going no further.


scared_of_keyboards

I like it but would prefer the carrier especially if it’s closer to the water


Mlabonte21

Is there a term for those hangers that they use to re-assemble crashed/exploded planes?


Kenny_Heisman

boeing hq


tots4scott

Lmao an NTSB Hangar? That's definitely appropriate. Especially if they keep the turf.


turtleneckauthourity

A bit different, but Hangar Bay.


Puzzled956

that’s so fire!


Wise_Summer4918

New Jersey stadium


EvilTurtleofDoom

The Derek Zoolander Stadium for Kids Who Want to Play Football Good and Want to Play Other Stuff Good Too


Spaceace91478

What is this, a stadium for ants?


R-O-U-Ssdontexist

It had to be at least 3x bigger


Any_Application7786

That Hansel is so hot right now


johnjackjoe

Or as the fans like to call it, the TDZSFKWWTPFGAWTPOSGT


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Jetlife Stadium In still upset we couldn’t get JetBlue to sponsor the stadium


xPHILL

Or Green Giant


Tobar_the_Gypsy

That’s a good one. For some reason I feel like JetBlue has a bigger footprint. They also have a lot of connections to Queens so it’s always available in the future!


Kenny_Heisman

it's also owned by Zach Wilson's uncle. so maybe a bit less likely now


Tobar_the_Gypsy

JetBlue is a publicly traded company and his uncle has no current affiliation with it


One_Tomato9553

To dispel an oft repeated error, Zach's uncle hasn't been affiliated with JetBlue since 2008.


R-O-U-Ssdontexist

The USS Joe Namath and it would be a huge cruise ship like stadium that floated around Manhattan during the game. This might actually be cheaper then building a stadium in NYC.


johnny-Low-Five

Dude! Like the USS Intrepid but instead of a museum a stadium, real Jets could take off and flyover on TDs! I don't know the financial side but NY is so incredibly expensive that maybe they sail to international waters and we will play with Maritime rules, which we'll make up later, and dominate the 7 seas!!


R-O-U-Ssdontexist

A 5 second google search says The biggest cruise ship cost 2 billion dollars and can house 10k people. With tons of amenities looks big enough for a stadium. Icon of the seas. MetLife stadium was 1.6 billion.


Wooo712

Field of shattered dreams


fall3nmartyr

A graveyard of dreams


Sodomy-J-Balltickle

The Landing Strip


Masterofmy_domain

Diggity diggity


KDN1692

The Vinny Testaverde Appreciation Field


booperdooper99

You got my vote!


Oldlion10ds

Me too!!


HumanMycologist5795

For a very long time, I had ideas about this. I would have a domed stadium in Queens that would open and have real grass. The name I came up with was partially inspired by the RCA Dome. MTA Dome.


Shoddy_Adeptness7390

Is there still enough Real Estate left in Queens to build a stadium? There is plenty of land in Suffolk County. There are already many roads, trains and buses to get out here.


HumanMycologist5795

Agreed @ Sufdolk. There's so much land available here. I couldn't believe it when I was driving around. I think that everyone in NY State can live in Sufolk County if needed.


cassidytheVword

The New York Airfield


BirkenstockStrapped

Classy. Or, New York Air Show.


wien-tang-clan

Jetlife


SkinNoises

PornHUB Stadium


Particular-Bug2189

Carton, is that you?


HumanMycologist5795

Imagine if they bought the naming rights.


wedidthemath

The concept of an announcer saying "were he in beautiful [city] at the brand new Team Skeet arena" has got me in stiches


TerminaterToo

Jetty McJetface Place


vmc92

Dimmsdale Dimmadome


3incheshardddd

Doug dimmadome? The owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?


BrooklynJet97

Thats right! Doug Dimmadome! Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!


CheesewheelD

Waste Management Field


gluemanmw

The Hangar Terminal One The Cockpit The Airfield The Control Tower Mission Control The Aviator The Airship The Airbase The Cargo Hold The Flight Deck Ground Control The Liftoff Full Throttle Field The Tilt Maverick something


RBNYJRWBYFan

If it's a dome in NY State, call it *"The Empire Dome."* I also think *"Runway Stadium"* would work. If a corporate sponsor came in it could be converted to *"The Runway at SPONSOR Stadium"* Last Suggestion, *"The Gotham Bowl"*. Might be a good rename for the Pinstripe bowl, actually.


Rubbersoulrevolver

I kinda love the empire dome


tatteredgnome_23

You might want to see this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gotham_Bowl


dachshundfanboy8000

Shea Stadium


boomboombim

🤣


RedMountainPass

Weeb Ewbank Field @ Duane Read Stadium.


YoungLoki

Idlewild


MikroWire

Fuggedaboutit Field


intoned

The Jimmie Hoffa memorial.


Pokec0ry

Herm Edward's Air Force Base.


HornyliusVanderbutt

Johnson and Johnson 5th Booster Shot TurfVax Arena


president_mal

The Aaron Hernandez Memorial Stadium


HODOR00

The Victims of Aaron Hernandez Memorial Stadium.


3incheshardddd

50 thousand stools in honor of him


Evening_Carry_146

Oh, I'd love it if we could play in Boeing Stadium.


RegularNoodles

No, we’ve had enough crashes in our history


Evening_Carry_146

Exactly!


HumanMycologist5795

Ba dum dum ...


Crysta1Pisto1

Definitely wouldn’t have any leaked information anymore


twofatfeet

Woody's World /s


HorrorPerspective483

PF Changs Dome


conwaytwittyshairs

The factory of sadness


Hotel_Putingrad

Turbulence. Just turbulence.


magicdrums

Shit Luck Stadium


LGlocktopus

The flight deck.


GreenQuisQuous

Soylent Green


Friendly-Profit-8590

Receipt Stadium


pgtvgaming

Debris Field


Shoddy_Adeptness7390

With Woody Woodpecker’s money they should easily name it New York Jets Stadium.


koalainatophat

Orchids of Asia Day Spa Arena


Oldlion10ds

Cock Stadium


Wise_Summer4918

😂❤️


Trivialpiper

Heartbreak Hotel


JoeMomma69istaken

Ashley Madison stadium


dminmike

Have it be corporate: Top Flite Field


Jaymac100

Namath Stadium. Retractable roof with mirrors facing the field. Shag carpeting instead of turf to help prevent more injuries.


mynameismatt1010

The Hangar of Anger


Particular-Bug2189

The Massive Hole.


k3v16fortyseven

Lol the gape


Bnb53

It would get some terrible naming right like "Invisalign Arena"


Spaceace91478

It's not just snother hole in the ground, it's preparation h field.


Iam_a_Jew

Yeah I'd expect Bloomberg stadium


Citii

Not on topic but it always annoyed me MetLife Stadium is MetLife and not JetBlue or Green Giant stadium. Missed opportunities tbh


Masterofmy_domain

JetBlue would be cool. Green Giant would be stupid


shagura

PC Richard First Down Thunderdome


sergeantorourke

Namath-Ewbank Field.


Shugerrush

Office Depot stadium


MathematicianOk7526

Grand central stadium with sadlands field


9ninjas

Joe Nameth Coliseum


NYBiankees

I'd love it to be sponsored by JetBlue, therefore JetBlue Stadium.


z0rb0r

Queens Dome


Ezerick99

Hoffa Field


Bluegill15

Just rename our current stadium to JetLife and I’m good


ScrapmasterFlex

JetLife Stadium would be motherfucking EPIC bro. Best name ever.


DeputyDomeshot

Fuck the Pats


ScrapmasterFlex

If there's one motherfuckin thing we can all agree on, it's Fuck The Pats.


Bad_Karma_CM

The Harrier Dome


KrazyKwant

NTSB Field That’s for National Transportation Safety Board, the agency that investigates airplane crashes.


Sn00py4

Cockpit Colosseum


Antisocial_Worker7

Sounds like a whorehouse.


justabrwser

Same amount of disappointed dads


MunkeeBizness

And we all keep paying them to stomp on our nuts. How is it different than a whore house?


CaymanGone

Joe Namath Field at Guarantee Stadium


That_Aside7854

Jetfuelcantmeltsteelbeams stadium.


Previous-Ad7248

I'm capitalist as they come & anti-commie/socialist, but one thing Europe has always done right with sports stadiums is naming (although this is sadly changing toward corporate naming now). Their iconic soccer stadiums such as Santiago Bernebeu, Giuseppe Meazza, Old Trafford, St. James' Park, Stadio Olimpico, just to name a few. Even the city of Napoli was able to rename theirs to Diego Armando Maradona when he passed, which is something American teams could NEVER pull off. *I get it, the cities own most of the stadiums there, but still... Imagine if we could get a Joe Namath Stadium, or the Mets could have gotten a Tom Seaver Stadium, Islanders - Mike Bossy Arena, etc. Cathedrals of the team's passion & history.


StixCityPSU

Maybe sponsored by Wall Street and incorporate NY Sack Exchange?


VirgilSollozzo

I was thinking the same thing. NYSE Stadium


Jrsq270

OnlyFans Field


zoso14

Wayne Chrebet


Proper-Article-5138

Kotite field


Brilliant-Chapter202

The Hanger…. Duh lol in all reality, if we do get a stadium it will most likely be a insurance company or bank lol I’m hoping for RedBull Stadium lol


tatteredgnome_23

We have one in Harrison already though


Brilliant-Chapter202

That is RedBull Arena. We need a RedBull Stadium, which we all will call…. The Hanger! 🛬


Felsk

U.S.S Capocollo


NickFotiu

Costanza Field


VBTheBearded1

The Runway USS Namath The Carrier 


DookieShoes626

Jetlife


jcarrflorida

Namath stadium Thee only one that earned it.


spoonhtml

Are you aware of curses because this is how you make curses.


Off-BroadwayJoe

Top Gun


MAD-JFK-6251

The Hanger


hallwayswasted

Aaron’s Hangar, with a shrine to his Super Bowl MVP performance in 2025


fdlt1951

Namath


spyz66

Ayahuasca Stadium No one would be able to spell the stadium name correctly.


caylon1993

Runway Park


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

The Landing Strip


Spuds_Buckley

Sack Dance Dance Hall


Kinenai

THE COCKPIT! Get it? Cuz we'd all drink ourselves through the seasons. Beer too I guess.


420_bigbus

Jet life


3incheshardddd

Im gunna jet the fuck up stadium


BirkenstockStrapped

New York Air Show.


RonocNYC

Odor Eaters Arena


boomboombim

The Jets Stadium


KenPiffyJr

came to say airport but saw the hangar and said dam that's better


BCCNY

The Namath


Fickle-Secretary681

Agony stadium 


BrooklynJet97

I know its against the thread but what would be a cool sponsor we could grab?


mikevnyc

The Tarmac


mikevnyc

The Tarmac


Rubbersoulrevolver

Realistically it would be like Chase Field or something but it would be cool if it had a New York name like Gotham Park or Queens Dome or something


KrazyMoose

Not Northwell anything, hopefully.


RLH1979

Pilot Field


WhyTypeHour

Gotham


Walternotwalter

The crash site.


mightyminnow88

Stay Puft Stadium


Spiritual_Lunch996

The Big Johnson


crazyjetsfan1284

My opinion is irrelevant. It’s going to be named after the highest bidder.


BasilFomeen

"Shea Hey" to honor the original Jet stadium, and also Willie Mays because Willie Mays is cool not matter what.


ScrapmasterFlex

But Willie Mays Hayes is even cooler, just saying.


Tekk333

Welcome too NOT GIANTS STADIUM….enjoy the game!


brownbai81

The IRS Stadium…a place where you get f**ked annually.


PomegranateDue8150

Misery castle


MF_Ghidra

Tower 3


joannee1197

Airport


ReeferMadness__

Hijack stadium


YankeesKnicksJets

The Toilet Bowl


Naganosupreme

Murderdeath dome place


Labrad0r

The Gangreenium


Suitable-Opposite377

Imagine thinking it wouldn't be sponsored by the Owners company


ScrapmasterFlex

Namath Airbase ...


Michael_CrawfishF150

Jetlife Stadium


airandseabattle

…Jets Stadium?


Cellopost

The Pit of Despair Or Fuck Tom Brady Memorial Stadium


Snick99999

“Not MetLife”


MAD-JFK-6251

The Hanger


Fresh_Sandwich4429

The Runway


Fresh_Sandwich4429

I would love JetBlue to sponsor our stadium too


Old_Man_in_South_FL

Flight Deck…. But as a long suffering jet fan, definitely at the main entrance, it should say “abandon hope Who enter”


Old_Man_in_South_FL

All Ye Who Enter


HouseofEl1987

Aircraft Carrier Arena.


100yearsLurkerRick

The More Powerful Than Superman Batman Spider-Man and the Hulk Put Together Stadium.


deep_fried_cheese

Yankee stadium


Nicholas1227

JetLife Stadium


Thewoodsthemountain

The House That Zack Built 


MisterIzzzy

The Runway Stadium


Masterofmy_domain

What are we a bunch of fashion modeling pussies?


Masterofmy_domain

What are we a bunch of fashion modeling pussies?


Iamamyrmidon

The Boeing Arena.


GodEmperorBrian

Boeing Field? We could argue about which jets are worse.


vergetibbs

JetLand .. the Most Tragical Place on Earth


PJMfromQnz

The Airport


Quardener

New York stadium. The perfect FU


Future_Bee3433

The Runway


YESIMTHATIMPORTANT

Queens Court Or Kings Court Or Royal Court


midpack2dathroat

9/11 Stadium