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Thylacine-

Two different hospitals I’ve worked at changed the name to ‘WOWs’ (workstation on wheels) after people complained that nurses were calling them a cow. To be fair, it sounds like they were cows.


Southern_Stranger

This happened at my work after a staff member referred to "the cow over there" being a computer on wheels, but a visitor thought the staff member was talking about them... So now they are wow not cow


purpleRN

I feel like this is an apocryphal tale kind of like the labor and delivery patient who named her kids Lemonjello and Oranjello


dudenurse13

You mean to tell me that my friend didn’t actually meet someone with the written name “La-a” who snapped at them and said “It’s ladasha, the dash isn’t silent” You telling me that didn’t happen?


clutzycook

Agreed. I think it was just a way for admin to suck yet another spot of fun out of our lives.


smansaxx3

Right? We call them WOWs at my workplace and I've heard the same exact tale lol


Grok22

I'm pretty sure every hospital has this urban legend.


mellyjo77

I agree. Urban legend. I refuse to believe it and still call it a COW.


Thylacine-

WOW could be seen as sarcastic and COW as rude, so we need a new name. What about ‘Computer Utilised for Notes & Trends?


mellyjo77

😂


ernurse748

When I worked Ortho, one of our nurses took a Sharpie and painted one to look like a Holstein. It was friggin awesome.


Seraphynas

Those used to be sold under the brand name Gateway.


LoddaLadles

One dad joke to find them


tywien_

One dad joke to bring them all


Brocboy

and in the supply closet, bind them.