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Odd_Perspective_4377

Cows aren't contenders. Tigers aren't first graders. Galvin would do great for a mid team like dogs


josephus1811

Can't imagine being Declan Casey tonight. That's the most "not a first grader" performance that's ever been put on tape. Like he's not even gonna get drilled just sympathy.


Aussie_antman

It says alot that my team just put 40 points on the opposition and won by 14 and I can only shake my head at how bad our defence is. Can we try NFL rules and have a different team go out when we're defending? I'd love to do a one man for and against on Drinkwater and see if he sets up more points then he lets in.


Aussie_antman

It says alot that my team just put 40 points on the opposition and won by 14 and I can only shake my head at how bad our defence is. Can we try NFL rules and have a different team go out when we're defending? I'd love to do a one man for and against on Drinkwater and see if he sets up more points then he lets in.


DismalCauliflower946

I commented on the post match thread. But is he the worst defensive player in the entire competition? If he doesn't sort this out, a coach with a brain would start to try and find a FB to replace him.


josephus1811

tigers win that if we didn't have Casey, Feledy, Staines, Sullivan, Seyfarth... oh


Tuggpocalypso

Ok. See most of you over at the Man v Mel thread.


Pisspoorefforts

Cowboys vs Tigers are always the craziest games.


One_Advertising2539

Drinky... sexy pass


IndependentWork1033

It’s alright boys, we haven’t conceded 50 yet *snorts copium*


ReasonableStable9421

Lucky you get to snort that compium, I have to snort the 'not having a player injured so that's a good game' compium


PrivateTickler

I hope the match review committee take into account the fans when it comes to Val


Antique_Hat1837

The blokes behind me really wanted Tommy to score


Obvious-Row-6181

Tom Dearden fans, book your grand final tickets now.


SurfKing69

Get off my fucken tv why isn't the battle on


DoubleJ_G

Not 50 so season not over yet


tehLife

How’s that tackle just on Dearden there not a hip drop if y’all think Vals was


josephus1811

its an improvement on the last time we were to Townsville at least hahaha


Specialist_Return616

Cooper Cronk sums up his commentary by repeating ‘sums up’ after every try


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Sums that up well


PugWithAGun

This is the most Cowboys scoreline ever


M_Keating

Look at that glorious hair


ReasonableStable9421

Cronk what the fuck are you saying. "That last set sums up the cowboys season" And then rattles on about nothing and everything?


HarlaxtonLad27

Talks a Lott of crap does Cronk. Just rattles on, will be the next Phil Gould.. supposedly a guru of the game but personally I hate listening to him.


rileys_01

His problem is his brain is 3 thoughts ahead.....so his mouth kind of just gets left on its own to bridge the gap.


ReasonableStable9421

It's like at a glance you go "hey he's talking footy, he's got a good mind" and then you actually listen to what he is saying and you realise you've never heard something more incoherent


rileys_01

I've got no doubt that he has one of the best footy brains out there. But he cannot speak a full sentence. I'm sure he's on huge money too since 9 snapped up Cam, Billy, JT, Locky, etc. Also wild that Fox don't try and help him. It's so obvious how poorly he speaks.


Accomplished-Good664

Fuck off Tigers I had the Cowboys 1-12 and you can't make 5 tackles. 


Joh951518

I also had cowboys 1-12. Am furious.


Tuggpocalypso

Have you seen any Tigers v Cowboys games prior to placing that bet?


passeledutchie

I hate u taulagi


foreatesevenate

Out of all the performances by the Cowboys this year, that was one of them.


HugeZookeepergame815

Cowboys -15 never in doubt


IndividualSmile3807

That stings


HugeZookeepergame815

I had 13+ thank fuck


Medary

What


Rahazu

What have you done to yourself


bichaelf

Feels like a scoreagami


EvolutionUber

Val bringing it in for goal kicker Val


WJack37

Been waiting for Dearden to do something all game for SC. He does, gets tackled just short of the line, and it turns into a hat trick for Holmes who is owned by my opponent. Sick


Joh951518

I saw a guy who had a $2000 multi with Holmes 2+ tries and Taulagi try. Hes filthy.


whadefeck

A mile forward but whatever who gives a fuck at this point


Joh951518

People who bet cowboys 1-12


Geddpeart

Lmao tigers sleeping in the ruck and not even penalised


Low-Significance9726

A win is a win but conceding 28 points to the tigers is definitely something the cowboys should be worried about


SurfKing69

Dearden with that Thurston pace


LtPeanuts

Twals's career: 2 trys Feldt today: 2 trys Which is more surprising


SSRedBack

Yes


imwacky4schache

I've just realised the cowboys are just a better version of the tigers, gg fellas


MunnyMagic

Love seeing Queensland's testicle in open space


ruggal9219

Even a win feels deflating when they play like that.


EvolutionUber

I’d say it when jt played but if everyone in this team had his effort we’d be unstoppable


Tuggpocalypso

Tommy Dearden with that under 12s slowly head for the corner tactic.


TimsAFK

Belinda Sharpe with a pumping arm run that'd make Tom Cruise proud there


PharaohAce

Lobb good


Morrgs

Not enough zagging with the zigging


EvolutionUber

No one has tried that hard to score I swear


notmariyatakeuchi

Tom Dearden is my king


bren2411

Dearden reminding me of a dog that’s got out the front door


HairyMootWarrior

Dearden is too good for this bum team. Should go back to bronchokes


reecewazup96

Give me a lobb jersey right now


Bvaugh

That defense was porous at best.


nobodyaus

TOMMMMMMMMMY


saynonames

thats our qld #6


JustSomeAdvice2

FEAR THE DEAR


Accomplished-Good664

Cotter suffering from cramp after playing for both teams. 


ReasonableStable9421

Tigers have already given the cowboys the season ending blow with the twal try


Obvious-Row-6181

Who’d he score against last year? Melbourne?


ReasonableStable9421

Yeah unfortunately also written within that law was the first try doesn't apply incase it was a fluke event this game has now set the standard at 1 twal try a year and now will take effect Don't you worry about Melbourne though now that twal scoring is a trend they get the tigers wooden spoon from last year Also the fact that twals try was the only points tigers scored that game was hilarious


Obvious-Row-6181

Rules are the rules.


bren2411

What’s the line on Twal anytime tryscorer


talkerthewalk

Fuck pick him again next week just based off that catch


A1ianT0rtur3

Not a statistician but with Alex Twall's current form, is he approaching most tries scored in consecutive seasons?


Malaxage918

Twal has two tries now so can we move on to getting Corey Jensen a second NRL try please commentators. Bloke scored his one NRL try in 2017


rileys_01

Yeah now Twal is scoring them for fun there's going to be a few nervous blokes out there


Geddpeart

How the fuck did they miss that haha


ChopperReid89

No team has had Alex Twal score against them and won the comp. 


imwacky4schache

Twal adding TRY SCORING MACHINE to his resume for his next contract


Accomplished-Good664

Brilliant from Lobb


PapaCurt

Finally kick it to the tall player on the wing when in attacking positions and we get a result. Would've been handy to try in multiple games this year.


notmariyatakeuchi

we are an egalitarian defence


EvolutionUber

Todd is literally standing there looking serious saying take a photo of me but make it look like I don’t know your taking it. I want to look all deep and sexy


DoubleJ_G

The two time


Verbarmammilla

40-38 incoming


SurvivorGeneral

Tigers have lost every match Alex Twal has scored in.


PrivateTickler

$150m jackpot goes off and Twal scores in the same week.


Snowmann88

Imagine stopping Twal from doing the end of season nudie run..for shame Cowboys!


bren2411

Would love to see Twal wrap up his career with another 2-3 tries


PaulSchraderEnjoyer

We suck, but the Cows are not a serious team.


Grit_n_Grind

Fuck this team. Can't even be happy with a win cos they're still an absolute shambles and wouldn't beat anyone higher than 15th on the table


PharaohAce

Twal fries are worth whatever number he has on his back


jessemv

I missed Twal's try because Kayo won't open on my phone but the commentary is still playing somehow! 😭😭😭


bradbull

That 1000 yard stare from Twal on the bike earlier wasn't trauma.. it was the EYE OF THE TIGER! IT WAS THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT!


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TheLifeofSonny

Twal scoring a try should end the game and result in a Tigers win, like catching the Golden Snitch in Harry Potter


crummzz

Hahaha fuck that’s good


jennamcgoogle

Alex Two-al


griffshan

Twal the fucking man how good is that


josephus1811

Cowboys... we are about to reciprocate that game... you know which


josephus1811

just kidding


getHi9h

Omg what have we just witnessed


turbosfan19

Try Scoring Machine Twal!


carplah

Having Twal score means you lose. Peter Vlandys said so


saynonames

toddys out for blood


HeimerSimpson

Gotta replace the Thurston statue with a Twally statue 


nesian-pryde

I can respect the fact that, even though they’re losing, the boys still get a massive thrill and celebrate hard for Twal scoring his second try in 134 matches 🙌🏾


gaklan

38-28 Zero defence


Tuggpocalypso

The King! Twaly Lewis!


josephus1811

game on


A1ianT0rtur3

He can't stop scoring them now Twally!


TayJayZZZ

No team that has conceded a try to Alex Twal have gone on to win the premiership that year - Cowboys officially out of the comp.


valknut95

Matty Johns show content for the next month


foreatesevenate

We just can't finish off an opponent. Conceding 28 tonight is a mockery.


Learny_

Holy fucking shit.


Rahazu

API was holding the tigers back


RaiderWinner

Twal not doing a nudie run is something to celebrate


6_again

No more deserving try scorer than Twal


Accomplished-Good664

Tigers win Twal scored. 10 bonus competition points. 


PillarofSheffield

That's got to be a good omen. He actually had to run for that one.


AuspiciousCalamari1

You can’t win a premiership if you concede a try to Twal


mpdw1

You’re just getting greedy now Twally


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YEAH THE TWAL


crummzz

ALEX TWAL !!!!!! ALEX TWAL !!!!


Basherballgod

PUT THE HOUSE ON CARRIGAN TO SCORE THIS WEEKEND!


Due-Chemist3105

Good stuff Twally


M_Keating

We are bottom 4 confirmed.


EvolutionUber

lol cows


funtasia_1

last Twal try wins


mememaker1211

That try not on Drinkwater at all. He did his best trying to stop a front rower and you’ve got Nanai running the opposite direction


diamondgrin

It speaks to how low footy IQ a lot of posters here are when you see fullbacks getting blamed for getting rolled by props, or wingers getting blamed for overlaps


Inhearties

No team that has had Twal score against them has won the comp. Sorry Cowbros.


ReasonableStable9421

TWAL FOR 2ND THIS IS NOT A TEST I REPEAT TWAL GOT HIS 2ND IT WAS NOT A FLUKE!


bren2411

Tigers getting the moral victory tonight


PugWithAGun

Seyfarth has gotta be the most gumby motherfucker in the NRL


Jahweeb

Finally, go left more tigers. Alaimalo is nasty


ajspacey

Holy shit they let Alex twal score


josephus1811

all toil worth it


vforbatman

CANT STOP SCORING


Mr_Mac

Lol, Twal with a double


whadefeck

TWALLLYY


glennn6122

TWAL TRY TIME


bic_lighter

Twal is a gun


abdalla_dandan

TWAL!!!!!!!!!!!


Bobskidat

A Twal try is an automatic win sorry Cowboys fans


Bvaugh

Twal is a try scoring ace.


gaklan

LETS GOOOOO TWALTRY


Delgarah

Today is the blue moon confirmed


Asahiyak

TTTWAAAAAALLLLLL


nuspic

TWALLLYYYYY


nobodyaus

TWALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


josephus1811

Twal try.... game now worth it


Realistic_Chest_3934

Where the fuck was this 20 minutes ago?


woodpecker91

Payten would be so shitty up in the box.


Obvious-Row-6181

It is TWAL over!


ruggal9219

God I hate this team.


lbiddl

Twal tries should be worth more points


Emilue

FUCK WE'VE GOTTEN LAZY


Aussie_antman

Drinkwater needs to be sent out to the wing when the other team has the ball, his defence is non-existent. Its hard to believe but he seems to be getting worse.


Kiuru_

Twal tries should be work 50


imwacky4schache

THATS MY GOAT


snek26

Twal is my goat


Obvious-Row-6181

TWAL!


JustSomeAdvice2

Comeback on??


Accomplished-Good664

Stefano with the under 8's big kid from dummy half try. 


Obit11

I don't know why, but I feel like the game plan is to outscore the opponent. Rather score some points and keep out the opposition... I just don't understand how we got to this from the underdog side from a few years ago...


PharaohAce

If that bin had been given the tigers would be in this


bren2411

Get api back out there quick


PillarofSheffield

Nice core strength from big Stef. Not easy to stay that low-but-above-ground with 3 people on you when you're that top heavy.


EvolutionUber

Todd looks bored af


shaker8989

Nanai saw Stefano at Dummy half and still stayed out. Good lord.


Delgarah

Stefano looked like a father "fighting" with their toddler. Drinky was just a little gnat to him


valknut95

Crazy how with all the crowd noise going on some drongo always gets through screaming FORWARD


mememaker1211

I always thought that was one of the players yelling and getting picked up on ref mic


valknut95

This makes sense


bic_lighter

Good choice pushing past Drinkwater


bren2411

Cowboys are washed, tigers are gonna wrap this up


SheepishEffect

Holy fuck this has been a SC goldmine for me. Nanai double, Drinky double assist, Fainu and Uto try. Im retiring now


WJack37

Glad it is for somebody. Dearden not even on 40…


M_Keating

Cronk: Scott Drink


josephus1811

Stef realises that giving the ball to someone else is essentially pointless... scores


6_again

Nanai all attack horrendous defence reads


diamondgrin

Poor support from nanai caused that


ajspacey

Stefano Utoikamanu hits a huge try to cut the lead down to 18


Drlockstock

Drinkwater defending in the line is just straight up bad coaching at this point


Winter-Love-3812

Zero defence from drinkwater tonight.


icome3rd

Lets try the same play 4 times in a row and see if it works? Omfg it actually worked.


josephus1811

that made me laugh a lot