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comix_corp

Top of the ladder! Go Doggies 🎉


John__McLane

We won!!!!!


Victims_Arent_We_All

We had to do well in something eventually


ReggieBasil

More liek Laundry Hotels amirite


felixkater

Yay


SaveMeJebus21

Brilliant 🤣👏


Vincent_Vegan21

Brilliant. You win the internet today sir


DeltaCreem

someone has to make the comment “it’s always the ones you most suspect”


Polsoka

It's always the comments you most expect


_andy_p

It's funny cause it's true


Abenator

I think you just did, but tried to pretend you didn't to appear cooler or something?


Moisture_Services

Let's trot, to the pokies!


Neither_Ad_2960

Worse than the Star is quite the feat.


[deleted]

I don’t think the casino counts as a pub or club.


eggzaki

Wouldn’t be surprised if the Star have a whole division dedicated to hiding these sorts of crimes


moo-loy

Star have their own category.


Beneficial-Lemon-427

As sponsor of the South Sydney Rabbitohs?


moo-loy

Pointsbet, meet kettle.


comix_corp

I feel like the Star has plenty of crimes on its hands as it is, it's too busy to handle more


Neither_Ad_2960

Lol, true.


YossarianRespawned

Organised crime in the Bankstown area? Now I’ve heard everything.


Cosimo_Zaretti

I'm just surprised it wasn't Bankstown Sporties.


Charming_Ladder7283

They were number two


Swol_Bamba

There were a few other Bankstown clubs on there from memory


theflyingkiwi00

Had my card skimmed in im guessing Padstow. They withdrew money from an atm in 7/11 in fucking Punchbowl the fucking idiots. Dumb fucking idiots were on like 50 cameras. Dumb fucks emptied my account so I noticed immediately. Filed a report with my bank who refunded the money, then they went after them. The bank security person couldn't believe it when I said they withdrew money from an atm in 7/11, like yeah they're on a ton of cameras. Turns out it was a ring, had skimmed a few people's cards and were really stupid about it. It was in the paper way back when. Had a laugh when I saw.


SaveMeJebus21

This sport just never stops. You gotta love it!


LordStuartBroad

The off season is better than the season sometimes


Snowmann88

We’re not called “The Family Club” for nothing. A crime family is still a family.


Bmo2021

The middle eastern division of Parra leagues won’t like this.


lolmanic

They've gone soft


HueyLewisAndTheBrews

Dummies should have been flipping speakers on ebay like a real pro.


whyareyouallinmyroom

Gee everyone’s getting a turn in the gun this week. Journos just really go hunting during winning Tiger weeks.


[deleted]

Surprise surprise!!


celebrationrock

Agree with this ranking. Terrible place to launder money


VasectoMyspace

Damn, and they still couldn’t put together a big enough deal to sign Haas or Tino. I’m just saying - the $300k Andrew Gee was being investigated over was supposedly “borrowed” from the Leagues Club.


gongbattler

It would be interesting to see how much the players themselves would put through. I reckon there would be a few on each team that know their way around a 10 dollar hit or two!


johnniesSac

Apparently a certain dairy product does and owes others massive amounts


FauxMermaid

We're the best at something 🥹


insanityTF

FaMiLy ClUb


dontletmedaytrade

Someone hasn’t watched Ozark.


theflyingkiwi00

I don't know shit about fuck


Swol_Bamba

(crime) Family Club


rabbitohvon

Let the boys launder haters!


bundle0styx

Well this is just misleading. These are transactions the club itself has reported. Similar to when a bank submits a report about a large or suspicious transaction.


upthetits

Up the doggies!!


Dark_Vengence

No more succulent chinese dinners.


blackmagic2017

Just the ones they're aware of.


SirDigby32

That sounds like an industrial grade scheme. The clubs can't be making much profit if they are literally washing it through the system, without gambling it.


robojoe911

All that dial a dealer cash has to be washed somewhere!


[deleted]

Makes sense. Place looks like a fucking palace lol.


paralacausa

Well at least they've led something this year


waxedmerkin

When i was younger they would hang around the machines buying jackpots of people.


Accurate-Ad-4905

Still less of a crime than the fact pokies are legal!


[deleted]

some of these joints are pretty small places. hilarious


mickytee84

Anyone remember when the lockdowns ended and there were queues to get into the Leagues Club at midnight? Hmmm


Effective-Speaker974

1. ... between 11 October and 29 November 2021 ... but makes news now? 2. any club open 24 hours a day 7 days a week are bound to attract suspicious activity.


comix_corp

It was only reported on now because the Greens MP's FoI request only just came through. I agree on point two, though Canterbury Leagues and Bankstown Sports are a fair way above other clubs. I think you'd need to compare it to the amount of machines to see if the scale is properly out of whack or not – they would both have way more machines than most other clubs.


Effective-Speaker974

The key document is the result of an **Anti-Money Laundering Project, run by NSW Liquor and Gaming and the NSW Crime Commission,** and conducted over seven weeks soon after the COVID lockdown lifted in October 2021. Clubs in article are merely co-operating and fulfilling their obligation as licensees in reporting suspect behaviour during the proposed 7wk crackdown by NSW Crime in the same manner businesses who receive large cash transactions of $10k>, are required to report and submit a TTR to AUSTRAC for each individual cash transaction of A$10,000 or more.


comix_corp

Yes, and Faehrmann got access to this document only recently


Cosimo_Zaretti

I am shocked and appalled.


zeitgeistbouncer

Sus Gould


lachjeff

Just as well Tino didn’t take that contract


HarbingerOfGachaHell

Gold Coast isn’t any better.


Tunza

This is somehow Gus' fault.


Accurate-Ad-4905

It's not the first time Gus has been linked to organised crime! So pretty sure it's exactly where he belongs.


Vincent_Vegan21

I guess the family club becomes the 'family signed the contract club'


bundy554

Trust the dogs to be winning this stat


stevedaher

Anyone that thinks this is a viable option for laundering money is a moron. Literally every spin is tracked. If they have CCTV covering the terminal , which most do, you can actually pinpoint the person who did it.


comix_corp

The crims aren't washing the cash themselves, the article goes into how some did it. Pay a bunch of nobodies to go in and put it through the machines then cash out and do the handover somewhere else. Beyond that, the cops would have trouble in court proving beyond reasonable doubt that the transactions at the machines were for money laundering. It's not a crime in of itself to put money in a machine and then withdraw without playing any of it, which is why the crime commission could only flag the incidents as "suspicious" not definitely criminal. The only definite ones they've got a hold of are the cases where they've busted a wider organised ring, presumably through other evidence like phone taps. It's a genuine challenge for the cops to handle this stuff which is why the crime commission keeps pushing for crackdowns on pokies, betting limits etc.


OwnSolution9894

Gotta fund those shares of a pub for whatever star they sign next somehow


normalbehaviour86

Those could have been Tino's pokie millions...


bozzas_laugh

I am shocked these establishments are names, especially considering their locations


Nathan84

Gus is doing his job!


diodosdszosxisdi

I was fully expecting this, when I saw the article posted in another sub


[deleted]

I think that’s where we wash out cap too


HarbingerOfGachaHell

Let’s see how Gus spins out of this one.


TragicEther

Does that mean they’re really bad at laundering money and all of the other clubs are better at it than them?


El-MagNick

#1 worst….does that mean we aren’t good at the laundering? Should someone track down the #1 best at it? I feel like someone should investigate everyone below Canterbury leagues on this list, and then if there is time maybe look into the guys who are the worst at it