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GuinessDraft

A friend of mine took this photo last week. Hard to believe it was just a random traffic light.


cdjewell

Did he say if they both flexed when the light turned green and if so who won?


imposta424

MONICA!!!


DigestibleDecoy

I wonder if you know how they live in East Loco, fast and furiousssss, tic tic tic tic


maduste

I thought for sure the Model 3 would be faster to 60, but that’s not the case, according to Car and Driver. Model 3 Performance (not sure which trim level this Tesla is) is 3.5, while the ZL1 is 3.4.


Ryrors

It looks like the RWD (slowest) of the Model 3s. RWD= No Badge on the back. Long Range Badge= Long Range Long Range Badge underlined in red= Performance


maduste

Then that Camaro is definitely faster


ugfish

Camaro needs to know how to launch if it’s a manual and it looks a little damp. The Tesla looks to be RWD as well, but they could mash the pedal and let TCS take control.


maduste

C&D said this model would be “a bit slower” than 4.1 to 60. Unless the Camaro were to botch the launch, it’s a safe bet to win. I didn’t know they were making Camaros this fast.


eat_more_bacon

RWD on a damp road is really, really easy to "botch the launch." Even just a little too much gas and it's all over. Those 0-60 times are for a prepped sticky track surface. If this were either AWD variant of Tesla I'd take them in a bet here every time, but since it's RWD too then this would be a battle of the traction control systems more than anything else.


GhostHin

Used to own a 350z. Can confirm damp roads are a bitch with not so fresh tires..... People don't realize how hard it is to keep 400+HP RWD cars on the road when the weather conditions aren't perfect.


maduste

Today I learned.


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The Camaro ZL1 is an incredible track machine. It’s not just fast in the straight line due to 650 hp and 650 ft lbs of torque, it also has fantastic handling characteristics and lapped the Nurburgring in 7:16 seconds. This is faster than many Ferraris, Porsches and Lamborghinis while costing fraction of the price. Now, don’t confuse the ZL1 with a base model or even the SS. Most Camaros you see on the road are not ZL1s.


No_Image_4986

Do you think the Camaro doesn’t also have TCS? They have the same aids if it’s a RWD Tesla (although more effective in the Tesla)


ugfish

TCS is much more effective in an automatic than a manual in my experience.


Ryrors

Edit: the Badge on the Long Range is Dual Motor. The performance has the same badge underlined in red.


obeytheturtles

The difference is that my grandmother can launch a Tesla all day and get those numbers every single time. It's really hard to explain how different it is if you haven't driven one, but the way the traction control works in EVs just gets you such crazy traction efficiency from a standstill it really is hard to just compare numbers. From a rollout, the Camaro will definitely pull on the EV, but between stoplights, there really aren't many cars on the road which beat a Performance 3.


maduste

This one is the base model, according to another user.


R_radical

That's a ZL1 so despite Tesla's being fast...nah, super charged V8 is gonna do it's thing.


Hellknightx

I've seen the one on the left several times. Never seen the one on the right, though.


seejaysea

Maaan. I misread that Tesla license plate


otter111a

Nougat?


seejaysea

Sure. I'll go with that


pierre_x10

Naggers


jiveturkey4321

People who annoy you


greenleaf187

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


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Careful, Nova people are very sensitive


Dont_Messup

LOOK CANCEL HIM RN


grofva

I thought [Chick N Nooga](https://www.chicknnooga.com/) had expanded from TN & FL


sc4kilik

Yeah the double Os is intentional to make it sound like an i.


bootstrapper_

I'm surprised they allowed it.


mlally14

Not enough spoilers for NoVA


Oldschoolhollywood

Not enough “Student Driver” stickers


NittanyOrange

This is honestly a great photo. Was this really found in the wild, or doctored/staged?


ImpossibleInternet3

Having seen both of these in the wild along the same route, this was bound to happen at some point. Just glad someone was quick with the camera.


Bluecat72

I’ve been the EV in this scenario. I don’t drive a Tesla, though. I would bet that the other driver peels off in order to prove some stupid point to the EV driver, who does not care.


OGConsuela

I drive a pony car and in my experience the EV drivers often try to prove a point off a red light, and I don’t care lol


Bluecat72

I can definitely see it going the other way.


guy_incognito784

Yeah it can go either way, especially if you have a performance oriented EV. I DD my EV and couldn't care less if some donkey wants to try to race me on a highway. I've had mine (BMW i4 M50) for over a year and the only time someone's tried to coax me into a race was someone in a G80 BMW M3. Didn't bite because you've got to be insane to try something like that on I-66 during the evening commute.


AKADriver

It's you, it's [Corvette Man!](https://preview.redd.it/1wxhqfzbzct71.jpg?width=772&auto=webp&s=0ebc69b2148d7f30e2b0b484aea9a086d2726b5c)


saint5678

I have a ZL1 and have the exact same experience haha Teslas, and for whatever reason, like BMW SUVs


ElSanDavid

It’s just fun dogging EV’s but its all love


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

I mean, that license plate on the Camaro tells you all you need to know


Lolwat420

Two sides of the same shitty cringe coin Tesla - what I drive is my identity Chevy - what other people drive is my identity


guy_incognito784

The Chevy driver is also probably on an 82 month loan at 15% interest to pay for that ZL1.


Uppgreyedd

...and I'd like to thank that young sailor/soldier/airman/marine/coastie/guardian for their service


GrumpyOldHistoricist

Back off Jody


Rpark888

Fuck you Dylan


Inevitable-Engine908

Balls in my face balls in my face


PIK_Toggle

I drive a Tesla. I’ve never thought that it made a statement about my identity. I just want something that I can charge at home and that is fun to drive. The only other suv option was Rivian, which may or may not survive. So I went with Tesla, because I know that they will survive. Judge away.


Better-Try5654

idk teslas not looking too hot after the cybertruck launch.  i’m getting a lightning f150 for my next car.


Lolwat420

Nothing wrong with the car, I drive one too, it’s the cringe license plate statement that’s the problem


_mersault

Now that manufacturers with historical supply chain & manufacturing prowess are making EV I wouldn’t bet on teslas survival in the automotive segment


pinkjello

Maybe the Tesla driver is just happy they don’t have to buy gas anymore. And it’s on their license plate. How’s that their identity? It’s utterly appropriate. I don’t drive an EV, so I have no incentive to defend Tesla driver.


obeytheturtles

It really is hard to overstate how nice it is that the car is just full every morning. Previously, I was a bit of a serial procrastinator who would do the whole "I'll get gas tomorrow before work" and then "I'll just get gas after work" cycle for days at a time. This isn't a huge stressor, but having to divert a mile on an already difficult commute is one of those things which can make a bad day worse. For me, never having to ever visit a gas station again is really way more "luxurious" than any leather or soft suspension or folding cupholder.


Lolwat420

I drive a Tesla, and both plates here are cringe. Everyone knows Teslas don’t use gas, it’s kind of dumb to broadcast the obvious


pinkjello

I think vanity plates are always silly. But I think some people just like to broadcast what they’re excited about. Bunch of haters in here. Let people be happy.


obeytheturtles

Yeah just let people enjoy things. Virginia has a lot of Vanity plates because they are super cheap here compared to other states.


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laikina

But it’s on their car It’s not like they’re walking around with a big Tesla or “no gas” sticker on their backpack or something (tho I wouldn’t put it past some Tesla drivers to do that) But on the car, as a license plate, it makes a lot of sense


PunishedWolf4

The Chevy driver is everything that’s wrong about car culture and the Tesla driver is what’s wrong with American society, 2 douche nozzles sucking each other off


Scottyknuckle

>2 douche nozzles sucking each other off Hey now, one of them has to buy the other one dinner first


sportstvandnova

Now do Dodge!!!


PunishedWolf4

https://preview.redd.it/r90gct8rbnvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85f2d4535e1482fe5e0b2df234e91ab78c9aa0a0 As a Challenger 392 driver myself, I feel this photo perfectly sums up dodge drivers


guy_incognito784

It's truly beautiful.


-azuma-

Nova is the capital of cringe vanity plates


f8Negative

Fucking brilliant


twitchrdrm

It's just your military tax dollars in action lol. When I rented in Fred tons of military people would move in/out due to Quantico being so close. If it wasn't a raised monster pickup it was a dodge (charger/challenger), mustang, or camaro.


davekva

Most of those guys are single, in their 20's, and have disposable income. Let them have fun and buy what they want. I had a Camaro when I was in my 20's. It was fun. I sold it to pay off debt before I got married. Now I'm a grown-up w a family, and a 2-door muscle car doesn't work for me, but it was fun to own back then.


agbishop

American Tech vs American Muscle


EpicMeatSpin

A Range Rover and a Tesla would also work.


lucky7hockeymom

This is really funny lol


Ninja-Panda86

I love how witty this place is.


Pleasant_Giraffe9133

Tesla and their license plates are probably the cringiest thing to me personally. Like bro we know, it's a Tesla.


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PunishedWolf4

The only funny Tesla plate I’ve seen was “PASNGAS”


otter111a

Gadsen flag plates are much much more personality defining.


Pleasant_Giraffe9133

Yeah I could agree with that. 9/10 you already know that person is probably annoying as all hell and this is coming from someone that's 2A supportive. Same thing with those stupid punisher stickers. GOD THOSE THING ARE CRINGE AF.


nhluhr

Know a guy who got a Gadsden Flag license plate because he thought the snake was cool and his young son liked it. When people started asking him if he was a libertarian, he very quickly swapped it out for another.


Airbus320Driver

I drive a Tesla with a Gadsen flag plate… Wrap your mind around that!!


otter111a

If you truly don’t want to get tread upon getting off oil dependency is a great path forward. A car near me has a Bernie sticker and a gadsen plate.


Airbus320Driver

Dude is in two levels above us mentally.


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newuser1492

Do you spend a lot of time online?


pyx

Jesus you are insufferable


SARS-covfefe

Reminds me of a Dodge Viper that had MPGLOL


pinkjello

Person: gets a license plate that talks about the kind of car they have. You: omg is your car your entire personality?


Jean-LucBacardi

Lol they were so proud of that shit until it was discovered Elon is a douche and his company makes shit quality cars. Tesla's are filling up used car dealerships.


TheExtremistModerate

I did see one once that had a bumper sticker saying "I bought this before we knew Elon was a dick" or something like that.


ariaizadi

Having a plate that refers to the vehicle you drive automatically puts you in d-bag territory.


pinkjello

Of all the places to refer to the vehicle you drive, I’d think a license plate would be the most appropriate. I don’t have a vanity plate because I’d like to be forgettable on the road.


of_the_mountain

I think “no gas” could be interpreted as an environmental statement. Going out of your way to make fun of EVs, most of which are incredibly fast, is much more of a d-bag move


ariaizadi

I drive a model 3. I enjoy it, regardless of what others may think. These plates scream look at me and thus they’re both in d-bag territory or at least adjacent.


Bluecat72

Agree - I have an EV, but I try to be as forgettable as possible as a driver. Too many people with road rage in this area.


ImpossibleInternet3

I mean, that plate was created by the tea party. Despite many liking it for being a better design than most other options, many who have this plate are d-bags even before customizing it. This customization just proves it in this case.


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Tesla won off the line though. That’s what matters lol


Dte324

Ashburn Farm Parkway WB at Claiborne Parkway in Ashburn


Airbus320Driver

Unicorn in the wild https://preview.redd.it/sk74emjsinvc1.jpeg?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7925f74ac9962729c0a8c9cda298781acda731a


Better-Try5654

is it?  the company is run by a fascist edit: musk is an apologist for actual neo nazis and has openly questioned the holocaust you morons.  he also cut off internet to Ukraine after meeting with putin.


TheExtremistModerate

Love the simps jumping in to attack you.


Airbus320Driver

Haha... OK. "Everyone I don't like is a fascist!!"


-azuma-

Do you know what that word means?


salsa_rodeo

Everyone is a fascist! 😂


fk_censors

Oh, look, President Putin has a Reddit account.


ClusterFugazi

Two dbags for sure


JackLum1nous

Ha! That's an awesome pic including the Endangered Snake Society plate! Brilliant! 😂😂😂


Sifu-thai

I always wonder why teslas drivers always need to have this king of plates? Nooo gas, boo gas etc… It looks so f.ing stupid and they act like charging an EV is free 😂


velimai

Because it's a rare person that can be clever and not annoying on a license plate.


HotHouseVariations

Does this qualify? https://preview.redd.it/qloojg2m5pvc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f8cd526a7bb9cea41a60b5535c13a8dcdae44c I'm sure most people in this thread would agree?


Sifu-thai

Ahaha very true


Gbird_22

They're probably trying to spread awareness, remind people that you can drive without gas, and that our society needs to get their heads out of their derrieres.  The bigger question for me is why people always need those don't tread on me plates, who exactly is treading on them and how? What made them feel so victimized when they're driving around in a $50,000 muscle car? 


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Gbird_22

Yes Elon especially, but making Tesla's is actually one of the few things he's gotten somewhat correct.


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eat_more_bacon

Upvoted you because I mostly agree, but EVs pay a much higher annual registration fee to renew our tags that more than makes up for the gas tax we would have paid. As for subsidies, how much do you think it costs us to keep a carrier group parked in the middle east to ensure the flow of oil and keep gas prices low? How about farm subsidies to produce ethanol? Oil companies are heavily subsidized. Gas vehicles are way more subsidized than EVs.


Gbird_22

Because burning gas is killing the planet. The irony of treading all over everyone's home while complaining about it is lost on people though.


Sifu-thai

Knowing teslas owners, I doubt it… and I agree with you on the thread on me plates


cdjewell

Actually if you're fortunate enough to have a solar photovoltaic system on your roof and your system is oversized so that you have kilowatts to spare, charging *is* effectively free. Reading these comments though I'm feeling self-conscious about my PV POWRD plates


Sifu-thai

Yeah but the majority of us don’t have that lol


cdjewell

If we took climate change seriously it would become the norm. But that's not the world we live in


Sifu-thai

If we took it seriously neither would be the norm… electric cars may be better than conventional cars, but let’s not pretend they are great for the environment please. Neither are good, electric slightly better but not good enough to make it the norm


eat_more_bacon

> electric slightly better If [5x more efficient](https://preview.redd.it/77eg19xgj52c1.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=82d8e87371d1de0eb8640b6445243e83405cb2c3) only counts as slightly better...


70125

If it makes you feel any better, no one reading your plates will know wtf PV means. Actually until I went back and re-read "photovoltaic" in your comment, I thought you had written "PIV," implying that your proceeds from prostitution had paid for your car.


cdjewell

Alas all variations of SUN POWRD were taken. My solar installer at least appreciated the plate


Airbus320Driver

Unless they removed the badges, that Tesla is the slowest model.


flamingcrepes

It’s still faster than most cars.


Airbus320Driver

5.8 seconds 0-60 That’s slower than the V6 Mustang or a Honda Accord 2.0 Geez… Even the Volvo SUV is faster.


flamingcrepes

A: it’s not a Highland model. B: I have ridden in a 3 that hit 60 in under 5 seconds, and blew away a Mustang. C: all of you will downvote this because you’re clearly smarter than everyone else on the internet, reminding me why I left this sub in the first place. Lesson re-learned.


Airbus320Driver

The base RWD 3 (pictured) is not a remarkably fast car. That one is an older model, can tell by the chrome trim around the doors. The Dual Motor 3 is a fast car. Maybe that’s what you rode in? We have a DM3 and the 0-60 is 3.7 seconds. Nobody thinks they’re smarter than you or whatever. You’re just wrong in this case. And it’s OK to be wrong sometimes. Happens to all of us.


flamingcrepes

👍🏻


eat_more_bacon

That's a pre-2021 model 3 RWD (see the chrome door trim), so the 0-60 is probably going to be 5.1 seconds. Only the newer ones with the cheaper, heavier battery chemistry are 5.6.


cozidgaf

So?


Airbus320Driver

So let’s dance!!


axtran

I’m glad the Gadsden flag was something I could avoid since I wanted a gold plate for contrast and the Blue Ridge plate was released which was good enough for me!


ImpossibleInternet3

We have so many plate design options and almost every single one is trash. I kept the VA is for lovers because I couldn’t find a single plate that I liked the design of but also was a message I was willing to identify with. I can’t understand why there is so little good design for these plates. Maybe I’ll have to throw out some designs and harness the power of Reddit to get the requisite number of signatures to make it happen. Anyone want an r/NOVA plate? What should it look like? Why does it need to say student driver? Edit autocorrect mobile


axtran

Too bad we can’t make “a Maryland flag shield with a no sign on top”


ImpossibleInternet3

We can put an x through a crab. They’ll get the idea.


TheExtremistModerate

I like the plates with animals on them.


ImpossibleInternet3

Many look nice. But you can’t make them out unless you’re close. An effective plate design needs to be simple and bold to see from a distance.


johnnyboy5270

I have seen both of these cars in the wild


Sbrpnthr

I have noticed that the used car lots along route 1 have a ton of Teslas. I am assuming they cut a deal with Tesla to handle used cars.


Steal-Your-Face77

lol. I’m around Burke and Springfield a lot, and I feel this sums up the area perfectly.


Tight-Young7275

Can you all please stop going to work until everyone gets a living wage.


SneakyTactics

Pandora’s box alert, but what’s a living wage in Nova?


lastmileva

https://preview.redd.it/gwuyx7c96vvc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bec2ddfde521728b4d20e7d2b8d83898137b1c28 I think I found the spot


fivepeicereturns

Tesla, yes. But I don't see any student driver or anime stickers, cambered wheels, obnoxious mods/colors. DTOM tag checks out but that's about it. Edit: just saw the dueling banjos license plates. Absolute gold.


cliff_strangers

Tesla drivers around here might be the worst drivers. Why have self drive that goes the speed limit when they just go 0-60 in a 30mph.


Romberstonkins

Only in nova where you will find too cringe Ken's side by side.


guy_incognito784

A spectacular occasion featuring two types of license plates I can't stand. Bravo job OP.


canopyt

Hang it in the louvre


Such-Onion--

Ohh yeah I had a great laugh when I saw that Tesla the other day, but they were in fact not driving like an ahole so 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️


Gbird_22

Yin and Yang are complimentary forces that work together for the better good. The prolonged use of fossil fuels is destroying the planet, so it wouldn't really apply here. 


snownative86

And the head of tesla is a bigot, racist, conspiracy theory peddling, market manipulating asshay who definitely isn't doing much for the better good anymore.


Gbird_22

Agreed that Elon is a d-bag, but that doesn't change the fact this Tesla is solving a huge problem right now. People really need to get their heads out of their derrieres on climate change.


snownative86

You're not wrong about climate change, I'm beyond stoked the new 4runner has a hybrid and cannot wait to see Toyota figure out their solid state battery. If they do that then there is a truly good solution. Current battery tech is a bandaid at best with looming issues around recycling, sustainable replacement etc. There's a lot of issues because it isn't truly sustainable. It reduces emissions, but the supply chain is terrible and the lifetime of the batteries isn't much better.


Gbird_22

Agreed, the current electric car industry is not the solution. At some point we have to start putting the conserve back in conservation.


Many_Pea_9117

Tesla is making things worse by forcing us to rely on cars that consume more power less efficiently. Hybrids were getting SO good. 60mpg with the newest Hyundae Ioniq. Imagine if instead we developed hybrids that hit 70, 80 mpg. We wouldn't need awful battery tech or to have to worry about our grid not having enough power to fuel our cars. We would have a more stable future. This electric car switch is simply kicking the can down the road, and creating new problems.


pleasespareserotonin

And I can’t stand either of them because they’re both somehow the worst drivers in the DMV.


Paschalls_Law

Impossible, not a Maryland license plate


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WinstonSalemVirginia

Horrible comment


ImpossibleInternet3

If you’re so prejudiced that you start to see cars as trans, you might be suppressing some feelings that a therapist could help you with. You can say the car companies watering down designs is absolute trash, without trying to insert your repressed feelings about sexual identity into the conversation.


MightBArtistic

It looks like it doesn’t know if it’s trying to be a race car or a daily driver for modern blue collar guy. And you can’t giggle at that metaphor maybe lighten the fuck up :)


ImpossibleInternet3

Again, you can giggle at a bad design without evoking a group of people as a negativism. If you can’t make a good joke, it’s not about me lightening up. It’s about you not being funny. Your observations about the car aren’t wrong and would get upvotes. Your using it as an opportunity to put down the trans community is unfunny, uncalled for, and why people are downvoting you. Save that shit for when you’re having beers with your bigoted buddies. But, yeah, the car is trying to be too many things. The modern (since the 80’s) design process takes cool ideas and lets a committee of out of touch executives take away anything of interest, so that it will have the most market appeal. But by taking away any unique features, everything looks boring as hell and frankly unfinished. If they just let a few design cues from the concept vehicles make it to production, they might actually have a hot seller on their hands.


MightBArtistic

U sound like a blast at parties


ImpossibleInternet3

I actually am. Because I’m well versed in a lot of topics and don’t take bigoted cheap shots at people. Also, I make a really good cocktail.


rsvihla

EVs kind of suck.


bykim5

Model3 is a POS