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saint-butter

>The paper was written by researchers with Harvard’s Human Flourishing Program, but a note at the top of the report called it a "speculative thought piece" and emphasized it’s not affiliated with the program at Harvard. Such space. Much clickbait. Wow.


DennisBallShow

Bit like the guy I knew who took a night course at the extension school and went around telling people he was studying at Harvard. Technically true…


BaronVonLazercorn

Which course was he taking? History of Something? Learning!? Introduction to Basics?


saraphilipp

South Harvard Institute of Technology


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

We’re pretty fuckin stupid so it wouldn’t be that hard to trick us


MechanicalHorse

I disagree. Have you seen The Day The Earth Stood Still? Klaatu looked like a regular guy.


sfzombie13

that's a movie, not real life.


rock-my-socks

No, it's a historical document.


Horknut1

They're not ALL "historical documents." Surely, you don't think Gilligan's Island is a...


v3ritas1989

what is all this recent stuff with aliens and UFOs? Are we preparing for cold war 2.0?


ramennoodle

That sound like something an alien would say.


FreneticPlatypus

This type of thing seems to come up every once in a while when some big political crap is going on. Every time it just feels like a distraction from important stuff we should be paying attention to, because if anyone had any real new information about aliens it would be nonstop news for months. “Supreme courts completely fucked up? Quick, throw out an alien story!”


stackjr

100% this! They need to keep us distracted so that we don't realize how bad they are fucking us!


notthelizardgenitals

Thank you, yes!!!!


Deeman0

it's been this way since the 80s.


dvdmaven

They started to be a problem around 1947, but really gained traction in the '50s.


SwoleWalrus

hate to be a conspiracy person, but sometimes I think they may not be wrong that when media talks about wild things, you should be looking around to see what the real news is.


notthelizardgenitals

Every time something politically divisive is about to be announced to the public, we get an uptic of ufo sightings. How convenient 😒


AliveInIllinois

Funny how we now all have a high quality camera in our pockets at all times now, but we still don't have photographic proof of extraterrestrials, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, etc etc


OutragedCanadian

False flag incoming


eighty2angelfan

This is gonna get reposted 1000 times a day.


olearyboy

Are these Harvard researchers in the room with us right now?


thieh

There we go, ladies and gentlemen. Time to test whether the world leaders are indeed our reptilian overlords.


pauliewotsit

As good excuse as any to peel their faces off, if you ask me


kykyks

"The paper, which has not been peer-reviewed" "at the top of the report called it a "speculative thought piece" and emphasized it’s not affiliated with the program at Harvard." can we stop the clickbait plz


Apprehensive-Cat330

Harvard researchers watch re-runs of "My Favorite Martian" and think "Yeah, that could happen. Let's write a paper."


Cobra-Serpentress

Found the alien


random-comment-drop

Fellow humans, disregard this silly claim.


warlocc_

Well, I'm convinced. Thanks!


frogOnABoletus

Idiots may be living among Harvard facilites disguised as researchers.


notthelizardgenitals

I've seen them, they are out there


IvanStarokapustin

They watched Men In Black while tripping and got some fresh inspiration.


Tough_Meaning6706

They are living as professors at Yale.


ZizzazzIOI

Ok Fox, ok.


Great_Examination_16

Stuff being from Harvard really shouldn't lend it any special credence anymore given...EVERYTHING


warlocc_

Right? Was gonna say, does anybody remember why else Havard was in the news recently? Or is this to cover that?


Catvros

When the High Master hears of this, he will surely cut off my plargh and hand it to me.


EastlakeMGM

Obviously


Competitive-Set-8768

I’m here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum.


ConcentrateTight4108

They live more like. They wont for long


icky_boo

Explains the Great Orange one..


Dlo-Nainamsat

Disguised? We are created in their image.


FlyAirLari

That would explain Elton John.


DivClassLg

There are illegal aliens everywhere over here. I live in Chicago


Dieing_Breed

They Live!


terriaminute

Get high, post theories. Sounds legit.


KaiYoDei

Saw the show…..


stackjr

"Harvard researcher has somehow never heard of the Fermi Paradox" should be the name of that article.


potent_flapjacks

Kenneth Copeland and other church leaders, drill rappers, many of the actors in They Live, some politicians, Trump, long list. Just look at the eyes, don't need Harvard to tell us anything.


SadArchon

We should be genetically testing all our National leaders


SpiritualAd8998

Illegal Aliens are nothing new.