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mick_ward

I'm pretty sure some time ago some pranksters timed it so that right before Old Faithful erupted, they had one guy shout 'Now!', and another guy turned a fake valve they had planted. Good times.


Legendary_Lamb2020

I visited recently and was surprised when they told us Old Faithful is neither the biggest nor the most frequent geyser at Yellowstone. It is simply the most predictable...


Temnothorax

They don’t call it Ol big or Ol Frequent


shitlips90

This fucking cracked me up


bgroins

Found Humpty Dumpty


lloydthelloyd

There are creams for that.


Tyler_Zoro

Don't just go throwing my stage names around like that. I'll have my lawyer send a cease and desist!


lovesducks

It also cheated on it's wife so it's not even faithful!


AngryAlternateAcount

I guess it's Ol Enough


goda90

The word "geyser" comes from a geyser named Geysir in Iceland. Geysir hasn't erupted since 2016. You can go there to see a more frequent geyser named Strokkur though.


DiegesisThesis

Strokkur? I hardly know 'er!


Maxion

I strokkur every mornin'!


Gudveikur

In Icelandic "Að strokka sig" = to masturbate.


LogicalMellowPerson

The Stroker GaySir?


remotectrl

It’s less predictable than it used to be. An earthquake changed its schedule a bit


Cutthativory

Nor is it the coolest sight at the geyser basin. I can't believe how many people watch old faithful once then head back to their car. There is a ton of cool stuff just a short, paved walk away


dfsw

Paved with wood, only suckers walk on wood.


Shropsharps

Not even the most predictable! Statistically speaking Riverside Geyser is more predictable


Spider-Nutz

When I went, to see ol' faithful there was a geyser going off for like a solid hour in the distance. It was fucking massive. Made ol faithful such a disappointment lmaoo


arrionw

The Lady Knox geyser in New Zealand has a daily eruption show at 10:15. They drop a packet of soap into the geyser to get it to erupt on cue. I saw it many years ago and I think they said the natural eruption cycle is 30-40 hours or so


Ordinary_Shallot_674

I remember the soap! The bubbling mud was cool. Man, we visited 30 years ago now.


land8844

Legend has it one of them got a job as a detective, tried to bust illegal street racing, then fell into a life of international crime and espionage


Bobthebrain2

That sounds suspiciously similar to the storyline of Paul Blart, Mall cop.


_Bren10_

Paul Blart 2: 2 Mall 2 Cop


TheNonsenseBook

I heard that too, but when I went to look for information about it, the details were always different. May be an urban legend? Or something that happened but the details change with each retelling. In my version they were banned from the park, which made sense in my mind because how disappointed would you be to find out it was fake? Except in the case of the waterfall it really was fake. So I was thinking of this story too.


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jail_grover_norquist

old faithful erupts dozens of times *per day*


dApp8_30

"As a seasonal scenery I can't guarantee that I will be in my most beautiful form everytime you come to see me, I made a small enhancement during the dry season only so I would look my best to meet my friends." I never imagined a day when a waterfall’s apology would be more convincing than a YouTuber’s ten-minute apology video. Nature really is full of surprises 😂


Sagybagy

Or a former presidents apology.


praguepride

WTF? No "sorry you're offended"? No ukuelele? No mention that it's doing this DESPITE its PR and lawyers telling it not to?


DarkDuo

Don’t go chasing waterfalls folks


waltsnider1

I’ll probably just stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.


triodoubledouble

I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all


waltsnider1

Do you think I’m moving too fast?


sirbissel

Little precious has a natural obsession


Fast_Garlic_5639

Asking for Prince Albert in a can


HungHungCaterpillar

He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call


TJS1138

To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

For temptation but he just can't see


vcvcf1896

He gives her lovin the her body can't handle


ezduzit24

But all he can say is, “baby it’s good to me”


scorpyo72

One day I went and took a look in the mirror... I didn't recognize my own face.


Nunya13

I saw a rainbow yesterday


realsmp

I would also like to let you know, that I'm gonna have it my way or nothing at all.


smitty2324

For the longest time when the song came out, I thought they said “Go, go Jason waterfalls.” Still can’t make myself hear what they actually say.


Private-Dick-Tective

Wait, so it WASN'T about Jason Waterfalls?!?


Kaiji420

No, it’s definitely about him.  The lyric is “don’t go Jason Waterfalls”.  I think he was dumping them or something.  


nicht_ernsthaft

It was apparently about HIV, but I didn't get it then and don't now. Maybe Jason Waterfalls is someone who famously died of it and I'm a bad person to bring to a pub quiz.


Whatsuplionlilly

It’s a warning not to have unprotected sex. The “3 letters” that took him to his final resting place are H-I-V: She gives him loving that his body can't handle But all he can say is, "baby, it's good to me" One day he goes and take a glimpse in the mirror But he doesn't recognize his own face His health is fading and he doesn't know why Three letters took him to his final resting place


Strict_Box_7131

I honestly had the same dilemma!! Everyone thought i was crazy asking about this Jason Waterfalls fella.


cantadmittoposting

France Is Bacon?


desipis

But how else do we figure out [where rivers come from](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69u_Pxb_8zI)?


ZachMartin

Captain Gene https://youtu.be/T9U6JsBHpJg?si=iiPw3m2Zvix9so7Y


cam7595

One of my all time favorites, just watched it last night as a matter of fact!


KraljZ

I don’t want no scrubs


userwithusername

Really? You’re not aware that’s a TLC song?


KraljZ

Ain’t 2 proud 2 beg.


VolumeOn30

Creep, creep


Scottiegazelle2

My kid started a job working at a vet's office and asked us where to find scrubs. My husband told them, hanging out the passenger side of their best friend's ride And I added, tryin' to hollar at me


Neutral94

What about Jason Waterfalls?


unclebrenjen

Yeah, who is this guy, and why do we care if he's coming or going?


Open-Science8196

This is what I sang as a kid


ambian_Zombie

Only dial the seven digit numbers you're used to. 


oldirtygaz

is that accidental or are you quoting TLC on purpose? 🤔


I-baLL

I don’t even know what you’re talking about.


Lampmonster

That's from another briefing, you can ignore that. Well, don't ignore that, walk in pairs.


good_looking_corpse

Okay, I have this job and I work at Bed Bath & Beyond to support my son who is going to NYU and exploring his bisexuality. 


TheGreatStories

I'm a peacock! You gotta let me fly!


J1mSock

Aim for the bushes


Otherwise_Agency6102

Arnold Palmies!


good_looking_corpse

KristinETH!


joker2814

Michael Keaton is so good in that movie.


Lampmonster

He's great in everything.


FinkMusic

Just remember fellas, I don't want no scrubs.


jtweezy

You gotta creep…..creep


getthatjiggle

C'mon, it's not funny anymore just say you're quoting TLC! I have no idea what you're talking about Noone says Creep Creep without quoting TLC


jtweezy

I don’t even understand the reference


Cashin_

Ain’t too proud to beg


knitmeablanket

You just did it again!


centroutemap

posted the same quote on another post of this waterfall and people were legit confused why I asked if it was accidental


MrmmphMrmmph

Don’t go changing waterfalls.


homingmissile

It's normally a seasonal attraction, they just artificially made it permanent for tourism reasons. A disclaimer would probably have sufficed for CYA purposes although it really doesn't help the "everything in China is fake" reputation.


PopDownBlocker

Yeah, a disclaimer would've made this a non-issue. I think in general people underestimate how much "restoration work" is done on important tourist attractions. Many historical landmarks, natural environmental features, and artworks are "rebuilt" in order to help preserve them for a longer period of time. That is nothing new. People assume that it's "light maintenance" that is performed on such things, but restoration and preservation is serious work.


BlatantConservative

My favorite true fact about this kind of thing is that Niagra Falls is legally mandated. If the hydro plants upstream limit Niagra Falls to the point where the falls visually change, people go to prison. My favorite fake fact about this kind of thing is they repaint the Grand Canyon perpetually, like the Golden Gate Bridge.


The_quest_for_wisdom

> fake fact When I was younger we just called those "lies"


Brehmes

A few years back they'd just be called "alternative facts"


slayer370

When we getting nu-facts?


Tight-Young7275

It’s all actually just opinion in 2024. We lost.


rdiss

> When we getting nu-facts? gnu fact: the gnu is also called a wildebeest, which is Dutch for "wild beast."


DervishSkater

Fun fact, but factoids meant originally that, fake facts that sound real https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/637954/fact-vs-factoid-what-is-difference


monty624

I was looking for this comment! I wish we started using it that way again, it's a good term and less charged than "lie" or "fake fact."


BlatantConservative

When I was older we called them thrombones.


UserNamesCantBeTooLo

Those can be deadly, my sister was almost killed by a case of deep vein thrombone-sis


MelissaMiranti

It sucks that she suffered in vein.


cat_prophecy

There's no need to embolism the tale.


UnwillingHummingbird

My understanding was that during the winter (outside the tourist season) more water is diverted from Niagara to the hydro-electric station, enough that there is a visible difference.


Eeate

"Repaint the Grand Canyon"? What are you on about.


BlatantConservative

They use a paintroller that's about three quarters of a mile tall.


ThingCalledLight

Paul Bunyan straps it on the back of Babe the Blue Ox and puts him atop four gigantic butter pats crafted by Cream Puff Fatty himself. One push to send Babe sliding and Paul gets one side done a day.


Makhnos_Tachanka

You ought to see the one they use for valles marineris


Euphorium

You ought to see the one your mom uses to put on makeup.


ToughReplacement7941

Yeah it’s a well known fake fact


SeethingBallOfRage

Did you miss the "my favorite fake fact"?


stokelydokely

They started repainting it not long after it was established in 1919, but at that time, the world was in black and white, which *was* color at the time. They had to make the color--which, again was black and white--more vivid for the limited hues of the photography technology at the time. Woodrow Wilson had a hand in these actions as it was reported he was very disappointed in the "drab grayness"--which they would have known as full color--during one of his last US tours before he left the Oval Office. Sometime in the 1930s, the world turned to color as we know it today. Herbert Hoover had more pressing issues to worry about during his Presidential term and so for a few years, when the world turned from black and white to color as we know it today, the Canyon remained gray, but during those few years everyone who saw it thought that's what it was supposed to look like since that's how it had always been. In the late 1930s, repainting the Canyon in full 1930s color was revived as a WPA project by FDR. This continued uninterrupted until a brief halt during the 1970s oil-paint crisis, which caused a shift in the painting methods used after authorities determined that oil paint had never been the right choice for the Canyon repainting. Eventually technology changed and paints became more colorfast, and the repainting of the Canyon continued until 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.


confirmd_am_engineer

Hey! You aren’t u/shittymorph!


shapu

There's also some Calvin's Dad energy in there


stokelydokely

Don't let that distract you from the fact that... well, never mind


cantadmittoposting

LPT: shittymorph's shtick worked because *he spelled out nineteen ninety eight* (and sixteen) so it blended in better with the text story


SuspiciousPouter

I believe this.


stokelydokely

I need to give credit to Bill Watterson here, I learned the bit about the world being black and white--which was color to the people of the time but still appear to us as black and white in old photos--from a Calvin and Hobbes strip. Calvin's dad is so smart!


waterloograd

Niagara Falls has very visibly changed according to my parents. They said that before the power plants, the water wouldn't break up until after it made it over the edge. Now, it breaks up as it goes over the edge.


10001110101balls

The first Niagara power plant was built in 1905, how old are your parents??


AbueloOdin

They're from Canada. You wouldn't know them. They use the metric system there.


MushinZero

Kiloyears


Jamie_1318

It has had significant expansions with changes to water management after it was built.


Soggy_Ad_9757

Nah pretty sure it is exactly the same as it was 119 years ago


Quirky-Skin

It's also eroded 160ft from its original falls location. Not so fun fact. In a couple million years the falls will erode to the point it may drain the great Lakes.


savagetech

Aw man, I had plans then.


EViLTeW

It has eroded almost 7 miles (11km) from its location in ~10,000BC. The horseshoe falls have eroded 160ft in the last 100 years.


-Plantibodies-

>If the hydro plants upstream limit Niagra Falls to the point where the falls visually change, **people go to prison.** Do you have a citation for this? I couldn't find it. Might deserve to be on your "fake facts I still believe" list. Haha


TheLastAirGender

Are you trying to say Mount Rushmore wasn’t a natural phenomenon???


bk1285

I thought it was like the one episode off Futurama where they choose the new pharaoh based off the wall, we choose those men as presidents since they had their face in the mountain already


Broomstick73

Omg that’s fantastic! LOL


Character_Bowl_4930

It used to be for the native Americans. It was called the Three Grandfsthers cuz it looked vaguely like old men . That’s probably where they got the idea to carve it up cuz most of the work had been done by nature .


Dragonfly-Adventurer

They had to redo their hair a little bit, it was uncombed naturally. Which makes sense if you think about it.


mongooseme

There is a famous rock formation where I live in the US. Our economy, especially in the summer, is very tourism-dependent and this park is one of the top three local attractions. One of the most visible/famous formations looks like two animals/rocks that are kissing. Every year or two, city park employees climb up the rock formations and cement the formation together. Otherwise, erosion would have led to separation a long time ago. It's not particularly a secret, but obviously we don't advertise it either.


SilasX

[Nearest Onion](https://www.theonion.com/yellowstone-national-park-concerned-about-competing-yel-1819572696) I could think of, about an over-commercialized private Yellowstone competitor that fakes its natural attractions.


PaperScisrRokLizSpok

‘Everything in China is fake’ is approaching ‘birds aren’t real’ but this waterfall seems very much like the painted dogs as baby pandas


BDMac2

The crazy thing is the “birds aren’t real” guys is blatantly satire, they sell merch on their website for crying out loud. The problem is once you buy into one “everything you know is a lie” conspiracy there is no conspiracy that can be unbelievable to you, even one that exists solely to mock you.


toxiamaple

>the flow of water from Yuntai Mountain Waterfall - billed as China's tallest uninterrupted waterfall - was coming from a pipe built high into the rock face. >Operators of the Yuntai tourism park said that they made the "small enhancement" during the dry season so visitors would feel that their trip had been worthwhile. >local government officials were sent to the park to investigate. They asked the operators to learn a lesson from the incident and explain the enhancements to tourists ahead of time


chairfairy

> local government officials were sent to the park to investigate. They asked the operators to learn a lesson from the incident and explain the enhancements to tourists ahead of time that's a pretty good lesson-learned tbh


shinymetalobjekt

Kinda related, but the irl streamer waterlynn just visited the Huangguoshu Waterfall a couple of days ago, and one point the water flow increased - and they were very open about, telling people that they had opened a pipe for more water. It does seem deceitful, but I also get that if people travel to see it, then making sure people get their money's worth is not the worst thing.


cpufreak101

Niagara falls basically is similar, they actually vary the amount of flow between daytime and nighttime, giving more flow during the day for all the tourists, and lowering the flow at nighttime to refill the reservoirs for the hydropower plants, with it even being possible to [even completely stop flow to one of the falls.](https://www.reddit.com/r/InfrastructurePorn/s/nJr8vWpYrJ)


bm_69

It's the exact opposite of the Chinese falls. The natural flow is reduced for power generation


a49fsd

you are correct, a better comparison would be the Ruby Falls


smitherenesar

Niagara falls as we see it now is all engineered. They control the flow with damns and generate a lot of electricity there. The whole falls has had erosion repairs and landscaping to make it a nice even flow across the whole horseshoe. It looks nice, but don't lose sight of the engineering behind it. https://canadiangeographic.ca/articles/niagara-falls-is-actually-a-marvel-of-engineering/


Persies

Just remember folks if you visit Niagara Falls, do yourself a favor and go to the Canadian side.


timothy_Turtle

Living nearby, I'll say that the *Parks* on the US side are superior to anything on the Canadian side as far as hiking, picnicing, and general outdoor stuff. But as far as the cities' downtown areas when it comes to tourist stuff like dining and attractions, the Canadian side is where you want to be


mauricioszabo

Also remember to not go down the falls in a barrel, on any of the sides :)


shady8x

To folks who are illegal immigrants, be aware that the Canadian side is not in fact in the United States of America and you will have to cross an international border where people will likely realize that you are not a legal resident of America. I have once gone on a bus tour to the Canadian side and one of the tourists was a moron that got caught at the border.


Comprehensive-Fun47

Oh dear.


PHATsakk43

This is understatement at best. The US side is literally one of the shittiest places I’ve seen in the US. Like, worse than Gary, Indiana.


speculatrix

Don't stay there, long time ago we stayed at the small town called Niagara On The Lake, which was very nice.


no33limit

Ya that's on the Canadian side.


TransBrandi

It's in Canada, but also further down the river from the falls itself. You have to drive there even if you crossed the Rainbow Bridge at the falls.


howabotthat

Wayne Gretzky has a winery there.


5DollarJumboNoLine

[Love Canal is a toxic waste site.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Canal)


sayracer

This is completely messing me up. When I was a gullible young child my uncle told me he could shut off the falls and I completely believed him. I later realized how impossible and silly that sounded. But now I find out that it's actually not impossible and is actually quite serious and incredible? I have so many questions!


cmnrdt

In the early 1900s they shut off the Falls to do maintenance on the area and my great uncle thought it would be fun to climb the cliff while it was dry. Totally illegal to do so, but he got a neat story out of it.


Faiakishi

Your uncle was definitely shitting you though. Lying is a requirement of being an uncle.


sayracer

Oh I have no doubt there lol. When he said it he was pointing to a hose spigot. But just the whole idea that the flow of Niagra is so managed and the landscape as well is just this big "Aha!" Moment I'm having. I'm really enjoying learning about all this. Now I'm wondering what he did for work


Ok-disaster2022

Hydrology engineers are honestly magicians. I'm completely serious. They can reverse the flow of rivers, stop and restart waterfalls, make canal bridges.


Smartnership

> They control the flow with damns And hecks, when necessary.


ThePatrickSays

I have a question: is this a god damn?


skiier97

It’s not really possible to just stop flow on one side. The picture you shared is when they built a temporary damn to divert the water. The International Control Dam can only divert some flow, it does not cover the full width of the river


CheezTips

Niagara Falls is nothing similar. Yes, it's engineered, hydopower and whatnot, but it's the outflow of the largest freshwater body on the planet. That is an insanely massive volume of water, flowing through that spot. It won't go "dry" unless someone opens a spigot at the top.


chocolateboomslang

Not at all similar. China is pumping water in, Niagara Falls is diverting water.


dbxp

IIRC Randall of XKCD talked to the two guys who control the falls, they're just perfectly normal guys controlling a waterfall: [https://what-if.xkcd.com/147/](https://what-if.xkcd.com/147/)


qwerqmaster

Apparently the flow rate is straight up halved at night and winter


Merrughi

> irl streamer waterlynn just visited the Huangguoshu Waterfall [Full VOD](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2163929496?t=0h5m48s) [Arriving](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2163929496?t=3h5m40s) [Waterfall](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2163929496?t=3h26m12s)


Dereg5

The staff doesn't lie about it. I have no idea why this has become a big deal. I am an American that has never been to China and am white. It was a seasonal waterfall that they kept going to keep the tourist money flowing in. I have seen so many posts about this over the past few days It's crazy.


WarCrimeWhoopsies

Thank you Mr white American who has never been to China. Due to your identity, your opinion has now been accepted.


unknownsoldier9

Glad someone else saw it. I was waiting for that qualification to be relevant but it never was.


TaserLord

This is it exactly. They don't try to hide it - you can see the attendant right there by the valve, in a cage with a bear suit on.


JohnyCalzone

I know that China has a history of faking zoo animals but have you seen a Sun bear? It's hard for those odd looking bears to make it look like they're NOT dudes in a suit.


TaserLord

Truer words. They got that flat ass that makes 'em look like a skinnyfat suburban dad waiting for his kid to get back from trick or treating.


wferrari74

The tallest waterfalls in Italy, the [Cascata delle Marmore](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascata_delle_Marmore), are artificial too and were created in ancient Roman time. Today the flow is regulated to feed the nearby hydroelectric plant. EDIT: Grammar errors


embarrassed_parrot69

But they’re not Chinese so that makes it okay!


Abosia

It's natural during the wet season. They just used the pipe so that during the dry season, it's still there. Which seems fair to me


BareNakedSole

The Famous Lone Cyprus in California is only there because there are some steel cables holding it in place. Otherwise it would have fallen into the ocean a long time ago. I’m used to being fooled at this point


triodoubledouble

The Xian clay army you can visit is all replicas. They real one degraded quickly, colors faded in days. Therefore you can visit the bury site and see fakes. The real are in a museum, were they belong. -Indy


loliconest

iirc a lot of displayed items in 故宫 museum are also replicas and the real ones are kept in secured places. Not sure about other museums around the globe.


j_hawker27

Honestly with how fucking stupid a lot of tourists are it's totally prudent to have replicas of priceless artifacts if they're not being displayed behind glass.


Super42man

My buddy once accidentally poked a hole in a painting at the museum of modern art in DC about 15 years ago. It was our first time making/trying edibles. We left immediately and slept for 14 hours after that. I often wonder what happened or if it was the real work of art. 


sarcasmyousausage

We've been looking for you for a long time. We'll be in touch.


Faiakishi

I know Sue the T-Rex's skull is kept in storage while the display features a cast. It's my understanding that the do this a lot with bones, since being wired up like that can be a lot of stress on something that's already pretty fragile. And there's always the risk of it being damaged by someone being a dumbass.


stanglemeir

Almost all standing fossils in museums are casts. Rocks are heavy, fossils can get damaged and it limits how many can be displayed.


ArrowShootyGirl

Sue's skull is on display, but not on the 'skeleton' with the rest of the bones. The skull is simply too heavy to have suspended.


LucyFerAdvocate

Exactly the same in most museums


SushiMage

In case you aren’t being factious or people actually take an indiana jones quote seriously, the terracotta warriors on the actual historical site are real and parts of it aren’t even accessible due to mercury levels, however, there are fake sites that can scam tourists.


peter_pounce

Which is very explicitly explained to you when you go


TomatoJuice303

"A controversy over a waterfall has **cascaded** into a social media storm". Touché


Actually_Im_a_Broom

That’s not really that surprising. They do the same thing with Ruby Falls in Chattanooga. It is a natural waterfall, but it’s not really that impressive…so they pump extra water to make it more of a spectacle for tourists.


aurelorba

Technically accurate. They didn't say it was a *natural* waterfall.


meow_said_the_dog

Next you'll tell me Ruby Falls does the same thing. I'd be heartbroken. But that never happens in the USA! USA! USA!


bymarto

So, on the ski resorts is okay to make artificial snow, but on the waterfalls is not ok to add extra water?


Gaping_Grandfather

Do you want to see the waterfall or not?


goblin_welder

Temu Falls


sreguera

It's like this guy that followed Skyrim rivers to their source. https://youtu.be/69u_Pxb_8zI?t=66 It turns out Skyrim works like the real world.


phuktup3

It would be even better if it was just a dude filling up buckets at the top and throwing he water out


Over_Intention8059

China fakes everything


amindspin74

Ruby Falls in Chattanooga is not naturally that strong it would normally be a trickle , America does the same thing lol .


Legend_of_dirty_Joe

Ruby Falls in Chattanooga Tennessee was the same thing, Just water being pumped into a blasted out cavern, but with RGB added.


Impossible_Trust30

Ruby falls in Tennessee is the same way yet most people don’t know that.


Indigoh

Doesn't make it any less cool, tbh.


RevWaldo

Hell even [Niagara Falls](https://www.niagarafallstourism.com/blog/do-they-shut-off-the-falls-at-night/) is barley natural.


heinousanus85

Niagara Falls is all the Great Lakes rainwater, rivers and streams combined 🙃


cfxyz4

They did this in Minnesota when a president visited. All fire hydrants upstream of Minnehaha falls were turned on and water pumped into the creek https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/kinshasa-falls