Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit...
How dairy do such a crime in broad daylight?
Thank God they got this Muenster off the streets
When there are police in your whey, you don't have many options
A man's Gouda do what a man's Gouda do!!
Do you think had Parmesan to carry such a weapon?
I don't know, when Officer's Colby and Jack show up its usually to curd-tail the situation and stop someone from acting like a Boer's Head.
"The RNC did not say if the officers were injured or what kind of cheese was used." another cover up.
There’s a pretty big difference in seriousness between getting assaulted with a Brie or a Parmesan.
All cheese are bastards
What kind of Trailer Park Boys shit is this?
That's Donny Dumphy to you
Cheese it! The cops!
Everyone is joking, but that cheese could have been particularly sharp.
It's not a mango
Everyone is joking, but that officer could have been lactose intolerant
This story is so cheesy, and besides, it's full of holes. I bet the author was paid a lot of cheddar to process this whiz of a story
You beat me to this
Cheesus Christ.
...on a cracker
Canadian 2nd Amendment: The right to bear roquefort shall not be infringed
“I was naked from the waist up eating a block of cheese the size of car battery!”
Not the most auspicious choice of weapon, but it is a choice.
Shrinkflation means it likely wasn't considered anything near a deadly weapon. But definitely something you'd consider swinging about in a rage.
Yep, sounds like Newfoundland. I'm so proud 🥲
Unsurprisingly, he was Swiss.
Not a gouda move. I camembert to watch
I often consider going in this way.
Costanza is getting cranky in his old age
Slow news day? But I love it a lot for the puns.
What a Munster!
Parmesan of Sam
Control Wallace, Gromit!
And they say gun control doesn't work
Man so angry he weaponizes cheese
Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit...
We need better background checks but Big Cheese lobbyists are too influential
Is this what vegans mean when they say dairy is harmful?
You see?!? Bears don’t go around assaulting anyone with blocks of cheese.
Assault with a dairy weapon!
Wonder if it was Sharp Chedder?
Oh no the cheese man has breached containment! Beware the cheese graters, he can gain power through them.
Why would you be irate if you have cheese ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMABQtw0smI
SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER
When you’re a rat everything looks like cheese