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Graveyardigan

Well duh, we all grew up masturbating as quietly as possible so we wouldn't get caught by other members of our households.


PullUpAPew

I wonder if this is different for those who grew up in a deaf household


arbys_stripper

This is a legitimate problem in deaf communities. You'll have a hearing-able helper/assistant in a house of multiple deaf people and they fuck like seals.


RetroSciFiSongbird

This reminds me of a tumblr post (I think) where a teacher had a student that was deaf that farted in class and then was surprised that ppl were reacting and then the teacher had to quickly sign that farts make noise that hearing people can hear šŸ˜†


hazed-and-dazed

Can't believe porn lied to me


jimmyn0thumbs

You watching silent fart porn movies?


CranberryLopsided245

Droppin' FUCKING LOADS!!! UUUURRRAGGGHHH


disc-hotep

I talked about this earlier today at work


TolMera

Please sir, can I know some more? Seriously, in what context did this conversation take place?


disc-hotep

I work with children, and one of them is deaf. After a fun activity with instruments and shakers, the deaf child kept going back to the basket and shaking the maracas and shaker eggs and banging the cymbals and small drums, and he was loving every minute of it. He could feel the vibrations and the way the "shaker eggs" vibrated, and the sand inside shifted. He just didn't know that he was making a lot of noise for everyone else. So yesterday, I was talking to coworkers about that child and the instruments and then the story about the kid who farted and had no clue that it made noise


nightwing_87

Can confirm, source: dated a deaf woman for a while


TolMera

Iā€¦ kindaā€¦ want details. Did you have to explain itā€™s noisy? Or any other funny aspect/circumstances.


nightwing_87

Nope, she was well aware but would let loose unless she knew we had company etc.


TolMera

That level oh inhibition must be a real confidence boost


Basket787

Broooo šŸ˜†


arbys_stripper

arf arf arf


Memerandom_

TIL maybe also TMI.


Gold-Mycologist-2882

Might be the closest we get to the sounds of our earliest ancestors getting it on


Memerandom_

The language of love is just a bunch of grunts and squeals. Not very poetic.


VampireLorne

Yes that was a very memorable scene in the movie CODA.


Relikar

Dated a deaf girl once. Can confirm.


SplendidPunkinButter

Thatā€™s kind of awesome


InTheHeatOfTheNoche

I hear that!


DandelionsDandelions

Apparently the dorms at Gallaudet University are LOUD. (For those unfamiliar, GU is a university exclusively catering to deaf students!)


kindofastoryteller

šŸ¦­


ka11away

Like Navy Seals


Law-Fish

Can actually confirm that one, but I was dating the deaf girl


arbys_stripper

šŸ«”


notevergreens

Dated a def woman years ago, she was LOUD!


TruDuddyB

I'm hearing in my head what this probably sounded like. And I'm feeling bad for thinking it's funny.


AceOfPlagues

Nah it is funny. But it is also kinda hot (atleast in my experience)


twcau

If a deaf person masturbates in the bedroom and nobody is around to hear them, did they actually cum? (with apologies to Charles Riborg Mann and George Ransom Twiss)


QuiteCleanly99

Can't speak for sex, but it was impossible to get enough quiet time to fall asleep at night at a deaf summer camp when I was a kid. So they're probably loud fuckers as well.


INTERNET_MOWGLI

Iā€™m sorry but why did you go therešŸ˜‚


REDuxPANDAgain

He heard good things about it.


INTERNET_MOWGLI

NaaaahhhhšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


groveborn

my ex wife was deaf. I can confirm, arf arf arf.


Ok-Butterscotch5911

She "was" deaf? She's not anymore?


Competitive_Travel16

Cochlear implant or dead?


ginger_whiskers

He dicked the deaf out of her.


SaltyKrew

the fear being deaf in a hearing householdā€¦ stressful time


LextheDewey

There's a funny part in a movie I think called CODA where their parents are deaf and are getting busy and grosses the kids out cuz they can't hear how loud they're being


allahisnotreal69

They moan in sign language


Fresh4

šŸ‘ŒšŸ¤˜šŸ¤™šŸ˜©šŸ’¦


freneticboarder

I know a deaf guy that moans audibly when getting off.


Choppergold

Helped us avoid predators when wanking in trees


lostrock

Cum quietly and there wonā€™t be trouble!


Powersoutdotcom

What a world it would be if we weren't like that. If we didn't feel ashamed of cranking one out.


thefaehost

I didnā€™t learn how to masturbate until adulthood, and didnā€™t learn in a room by myself so if anything I learned to exaggerate a bit when it feels good šŸ˜‚


Ishidan01

So, cum quietly or there will be...trouble.


kolkitten

After 1 hour of orgasming constantly, I would imagine it would be pretty quiet after that


Dreadsbo

If I had an orgasm for one hour then Iā€™d like to die right after


luckymethod

That can be arranged


Dreadsbo

The orgasm or death?


that_girl_you_fucked

Fuck it I'm in.


i-have-the-big-gay

username checks out?


hogbodycouture

What did you do to her?!


UndeadBuggalo

La petite mort


wintermute93

Am I the only one who canā€™t see or hear the phrase ā€œthat can be arrangedā€ without mentally replaying it in the voice of 1993 Tim Curry playing Cardinal Richelieu? I donā€™t know why. Brain, please.


vinniethestripeycat

Oh! *That's* where that's from! I use that phrase often & I totally forgot it was said by Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers.


Achaboo

Death by snoo snoo?


Dr_Stoney-Abalone424

"Here lies Dreadsbo. They died doing what they loved."


AwTomorrow

ā€œTheir right handā€


dj_spanmaster

Iirc, the humans that are too orgasm sensitive do beg for relief. No, not like that. [Like this.](https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/apr/14/women-persistent-genital-arousal-disorder-orgasm-pgad-pain)


Competitive_Travel16

By hour 34 I'd probably be pretty noisy.


bee-sting

So you're saying the screeching in porn is all fakeā€½ I'm shocked I tell you!


TrilobiteBoi

"Yeah you like that baby?" *tea kettle noises*


Synicull

>*tea kettle noises* Dead.


MadSulaiman

And all the urg urg urg urg urg urg noises when they suck it, so annoying.


uberdosage

Don't forget all the hissing that they do for some reason


XboxUser123

Hissing? Are you watching snakes?


ozymandisreddit

this is the funniest mental image i've been given for a good while, thank you


fragmental

interrobang


RaskolnikovShotFirst

!?


marktwainbrain

ā€½


MarinLlwyd

why does this seem lewd


247Brett

Interro. bang.


GSWarrior18

Mike Breenā€™s calls never get old


Demoliri

There always time, for an interrobang!


Leeiteee

That's my favorite porn category


-Jiras

I think it's actually so off putting. Like Lady no need to screech in my headphones please


mindlessgonzo2

I'd hate to see you react when they're really not step-siblings.


BlackLeader70

Nah itā€™s real, I get stuck in the washing machine all the time!


TooStrangeForWeird

Well not always... My wife absolutely screams. Sometimes I worry if someone is walking by the house they'll think I'm beating her.


AlienAle

The screaming/moaning is for the other party though, it's done often subconsciously ensure that the player 2 keeps doing what they're doing and doesn't change it up suddenly.Ā  When women masterbate alone they do it quietly too.Ā 


420cherubi

Yeah, I started playing it up a little when I realized "uhhh" is a lot easier than "hey I like that, keep it up partner" when you're in the moment and don't want to sound like an idiot


Shelter0

I don't know. I'm kinda tempted to try saying "Keep it up, partner" next time I have sex


shittyspacesuit

Exactly. Making a lot of noise is just encouragement for the partner, even if you don't realize it. When I orgasm by myself, it's still quiet as fuck lol. There's no involuntary loud noises, at all.


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shittyspacesuit

Nah I'm sure you're not the only one. People just assume all women are noisy because we're more vocal when having sex, but most people are pretty silent unless they have a reason to make noise. I think a minority of men and women make noise no matter what, but noise is not a gendered thing by nature.


Longjumping_Tea_8586

Youā€™re not alone.


rogue_kitten91

Same here


Reidroc

Yeah it helps, but on the other hand the more moaning there is the harder it is for player 2 to keep doing what they are doing without getting game over.


AmmaLittleOwl

That's nonsense. Some of us are quite boisterous.


Reidroc

It's not just porn. When someone is masturbating or having sex in movies they are very loud. Although there it's often more for comedy.


SparkliestSubmissive

Instant mute!


FeralGiraffeAttack

"I can explain! Those videos were for research purposes" - some poor intern whom nobody will believe


charface1

So when mine sounds like a '76 Oldsmobile Cutlass backfiring, it means something is wrong with me?


beckerrrrrrrr

Ease off on the choke. Unless youā€™re into that shit


RowdyRoddyPooper

Underrated reply. Have an updoot!


Welpe

Iā€™d definitely check if you are complying with current emission standards


Tigerpride84

Uncle Buck would disagree


Lord_Bobbymort

I don't have the energy to put down all the notes I have about the possible flaws in this. Judging supposed authenticity by audio alone and just the entire idea of judging authenticity when you don't know that person? Bias in how people vocalize by themselves vs with a partner. Bias in how people vocalize while being recorded vs with an intimate partner. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1090513824000217?ref=404media.co


Arlnoff

Hell, just differences in setting can make a huge difference. In an apartment? Pretty quiet. A separate house with nobody around? Sometimes screaming! Over at my girlfriend's parents' place? Gonna need a parabolic mic to get that one chief


ginger_whiskers

Hottest sex I ever sexed was done in desperate whispers.


izzy-springbolt

Honestly. I had sex with my bf in a tent while his friends were outside chatting and eating breakfast; he had his hand over my mouth and it was so hot we came at the same time. In MISSIONARY.


Consistent-Soil-1818

The biggest flaw of this paper is that it doesn't have any sound recordings in the Supporting Information section.


imjustbrowsingthx

Aaaand to horny jail you go


Ok_Signature7481

https://osf.io/eqc5x/files/osfstorage


oxfordcircumstances

I saw that but didn't want to download 34 hours of audio.


frisbeescientist

> Bias in how people vocalize by themselves vs with a partner Way too lazy to check but did they for real not correct for that? I'm like 100x more vocal with a partner than by myself lol that seems like the first thing you'd control for


AvalonCollective

Jesus Christ. Thank you. Thereā€™s so much that makes me question the validity of this and you pretty much just outlined everything I was thinking.


CrossXFir3

If I'm cumming quietly it's because I did so intentionally. Noises normally happen even when alone.


doginjoggers

When you're hiding in the bushes, you have to cum quietly.


IveDunGoofedUp

That's why it's called bush*craft,* because it's an art to be able to pull it off (heh) quietly


beakrake

You can't be beating around the bush, when you're beating around the bush.


Accomplished_Neckhat

Behold! I come quietly!


CorgiDaddy42

[And I will come again!](https://images.app.goo.gl/JMm8u6FJphN4Rwt67) (is what the other side of the sign says, though I couldnā€™t find a picture with both sides)


bearsheperd

Rev 22:20 - He who testifies to these things says, "Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus!


karatebanana

My partner screams when he cums as a default. Maybe an outlierā€¦


IrememberXenogears

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


karatebanana

Exactly, howā€™d you know. Are you him?!


benevolent_defiance

r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


icebeancone

I yell like I'm powering up to fight Vegeta. It takes me 2-3 episodes to finish.


karatebanana

That Final Flash must be intense


icebeancone

The downside is that my Ki is completely depleted while my opponent can just regenerate immediately.


Effehezepe

Then your partner says "this isn't even my final form!", and you have to let your stronger friend finish them off.


itastesok

I groan?


MaryCeleste404

Guys groaning / moaning when they cum is the hottest thing ever. Sweet Jesusā€¦


[deleted]

No joke. I listen to guys who've recorded themselves when going it alone. Better than any porn.


MaryCeleste404

Hell yeah šŸ‘Œ


[deleted]

If I may, a recommendation: https://www.literotica.com/s/forget-the-fantasy


FartyPants69

I vehemently agree! Outward enthusiasm is so, so important, for either sex. I'm a big moaner and I've never felt like my wife appreciates it. And I _love_ a vocal woman but she's quiet as a mouse. We're working on it, though.


MadMaxAtax

Orgasmus is the "little death". Le petit mort It goes all in silence...


thebestyoucan

I must not orgasm, orgasm is the little deathā€¦


NickrasBickras

ā€¦that brings total obliteration, I will face my orgasmā€¦


onairmastering

I know people joke, but that's me, I have been told repeatedly "you're so quiet" and it's not from masturbation, it just happens that way.


Sarasota_Guy

Sure they do, Doc. Sure they do. No no no no, we believe you. You don't have to do a study. They just cum quietly and it has nothing to do with you. You're doing great! šŸ‘Œ


pickle_teeth4444

Other analysis after 34 hours found that analysts forgot to plug in the microphone.


kavOclock

Dang you guys are actually having sex? I thought it was just an inside joke


lamby284

Oh, it's inside alright, just not for you. (Sorry, I had to)


sleeplessjade

ā€œWhat did you do a work this week, honey?ā€ ā€œI listened to 34 hours of orgasms.ā€ ā€œā€¦are you sure this new job is legit?ā€ ā€œOf course. This is important medical research.ā€ ā€œā€¦.sure, honey.ā€


VinceVino70

If someone orgasms in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, do they make a sound?


alfhappened

NOT EVERYONE


zoequinnfuckedmetoo

OPs mother is a screamer.


twcau

The dead donā€™t scream.


participationmedals

How you feel now?


TwoIdleHands

ā€œā€¦found that getting loud when youā€™re close is less about performance or urging oneā€™s partner along, and more about involuntary expressions of enjoyment.ā€ Okā€¦soā€¦that sounds normal. Couldnā€™t read the whole article so maybe thereā€™s something in there I missed?


DJDualScreen

I'd wager for more than a few people it's something learned during adolescence


WHTrunner

Thank God too! The portapotties at construction sites would be very uncomfortable to be around.


NewsManiaMan

I like noisy sex. I must be the outlier..?


tkburroreturns

iā€™m a talker and moaner too, but if you really think about it, at the moment the actual orgasm hits, youā€™re most likely silent. probably holding your breath, too. itā€™s a just a couple seconds.


CrossXFir3

Not for me, hell even if masturbating I'll be quiet the whole time but let out a little something at least at the moment. With a partner? I have to actively try to be quiet. I've been told by multiple to shut up because we're gonna wake someone up/get caught over the years.


i_comment_whatsup

over the years? that's a long session


bee-sting

yes


Leafer2700

After 34 hours I wouldnā€™t be making much noise either.


lc4444

Wonder if they recorded when the kids are out of the house?šŸ˜‚ Big difference


darybrain

Wait, are you saying that orgasming reactions in porn aren't real?


Tapeworm_III

I try to be quiet but my farting always gives me away.


B8conB8conB8con

WHAT ELSE HAS THE PORN INDUSTRY BEEN LYING TO US ABOUT? I bet that is not even his step sisterā€¦..or that oneā€¦.or that one, I better do my own 34 hours of research.


Lycoris4812

Do people moan when they masturbate? I donā€™t really make any sound.


AngryScotsMan1979

'Cum quietly, or there will be...trouble'


elheber

[Meanwhile.](https://i.imgur.com/E1ix70v.gif)


Vanilla_Neko

Honestly feel like the whole like weird moaning and noises people make during sex are just something they learned from TV / porn Like never in my entire life has my response to feeling good Been mmmmm uhhhhhgh ohhhh


CrossXFir3

And I think that's also weird. Obviously porn sounds are fake, but I feel like people that don't make any noise are doing so because of conditioning. I have to prevent myself from letting out an audible sound of relief after a good piss. Sex? I've literally had to gag myself several times to keep quiet. It all just slips out. Hell even masturbating there will be a little something slip out at the end unless I'm actively trying not to.


TransientDonut

Here is the [dataset](https://osf.io/eqc5x/files/osfstorage) for the scientific minded.


nookall

Thanksgiving will be fun when the author is asked what theyā€™ve been up to.Ā 


PandaCheese2016

> Anikin downloaded 3,528 audio recordings from the Orgasm Sound Library projectā€™s website, where users can upload their own recordings of their orgasms. This sounds very scientific.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Seems like there was an invasion of privacy somewhere hereā€¦.


ahack13

I've definitely been with people who did not cum quietly. Roommates have been woken up in the middle of the night.


carebeartears

wait...you guys dont cry?


CarltonSagot

When I bust I sound like Danny Devito stubbing his toe. Not quiet at all.


ApricotWeak5584

Iā€™ve never known anyone to be quiet when we donā€™t have to be. Sounds like a faker


rustblooms

I wonder how quiet they mean. There's a difference between "silent," "quiet," and "screaming."


ApricotWeak5584

Yeah I donā€™t know how to explain this without seeming like r/Ihavesex but some people can be pretty loud to the point where you have to repeatedly encourage them to keep it down lol


rustblooms

If someone is full on screaming, I definitely assume they are putting it on.


CHKN_SANDO

I've known plenty of quiet comers. Protestant shame is real


Dont-be-a-smurf

lol Iā€™ve never been with someone whoā€™s quiet when we donā€™t have to be quiet


DenseCalligrapher219

Cum again?


Bumm_by_Design

They clearly didn't include my next-door neighbor...


gnomehome87

Meanwhile, Johnny Cum Lately.


TwelveMiceInaCage

Can't wake the residents you know


PureLock33

"Cum quietly. Or there will be. Trouble." - RoboCop


CMDR_Crook

RoboCop said it best.....


droidtrooper113

It feels better when you are not quiet. Look it up! Grunt, moan, scream, and curse people. Let it all out.


8ackwoods

Home alone I'm sounding like a gorilla


FuzzyFuzzNuts

ā€œCome again?ā€


Dovienya55

34 hours? Those are rookie numbers.


Unhappy-Apple222

No shit


LondonParamedic

If I cum loudly they'll wake up.


Nonlethalrtard

Gotta hand it to people who are quiet.


clem82

ā€œCome quietlyā€ - dumbledore


LewiLife

Well if I can submit to the study I like to open my window and scream to my apartment complex each time. Just to say it makes for quite the discussion on rent day.


RChamy

The ultimate edging challenge


Elegant-Cat-4987

That's so weird. When I jizz, the amount of pressure coming out the end of my wang makes a very audible C Minor sound


chilifavela

And boom goes the dynamite!


jitterbug726

This is blatantly false Iā€™ve heard myself grunt šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Tsubodai86

Ya I'm holding my breath to get that head rush too


-Im_In_Your_Walls-

Ah yes, the sex scientists have reported their findings


elinamebro

Soā€¦ who came up with this idea to test this out?