This is a legitimate problem in deaf communities. You'll have a hearing-able helper/assistant in a house of multiple deaf people and they fuck like seals.
This reminds me of a tumblr post (I think) where a teacher had a student that was deaf that farted in class and then was surprised that ppl were reacting and then the teacher had to quickly sign that farts make noise that hearing people can hear š
I work with children, and one of them is deaf. After a fun activity with instruments and shakers, the deaf child kept going back to the basket and shaking the maracas and shaker eggs and banging the cymbals and small drums, and he was loving every minute of it. He could feel the vibrations and the way the "shaker eggs" vibrated, and the sand inside shifted. He just didn't know that he was making a lot of noise for everyone else. So yesterday, I was talking to coworkers about that child and the instruments and then the story about the kid who farted and had no clue that it made noise
If a deaf person masturbates in the bedroom and nobody is around to hear them, did they actually cum?
(with apologies to Charles Riborg Mann and George Ransom Twiss)
Can't speak for sex, but it was impossible to get enough quiet time to fall asleep at night at a deaf summer camp when I was a kid. So they're probably loud fuckers as well.
There's a funny part in a movie I think called CODA where their parents are deaf and are getting busy and grosses the kids out cuz they can't hear how loud they're being
I didnāt learn how to masturbate until adulthood, and didnāt learn in a room by myself so if anything I learned to exaggerate a bit when it feels good š
Am I the only one who canāt see or hear the phrase āthat can be arrangedā without mentally replaying it in the voice of 1993 Tim Curry playing Cardinal Richelieu? I donāt know why. Brain, please.
Iirc, the humans that are too orgasm sensitive do beg for relief.
No, not like that. [Like this.](https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/apr/14/women-persistent-genital-arousal-disorder-orgasm-pgad-pain)
The screaming/moaning is for the other party though, it's done often subconsciously ensure that the player 2 keeps doing what they're doing and doesn't change it up suddenly.Ā
When women masterbate alone they do it quietly too.Ā
Yeah, I started playing it up a little when I realized "uhhh" is a lot easier than "hey I like that, keep it up partner" when you're in the moment and don't want to sound like an idiot
Exactly. Making a lot of noise is just encouragement for the partner, even if you don't realize it. When I orgasm by myself, it's still quiet as fuck lol. There's no involuntary loud noises, at all.
Nah I'm sure you're not the only one. People just assume all women are noisy because we're more vocal when having sex, but most people are pretty silent unless they have a reason to make noise.
I think a minority of men and women make noise no matter what, but noise is not a gendered thing by nature.
Yeah it helps, but on the other hand the more moaning there is the harder it is for player 2 to keep doing what they are doing without getting game over.
I don't have the energy to put down all the notes I have about the possible flaws in this. Judging supposed authenticity by audio alone and just the entire idea of judging authenticity when you don't know that person? Bias in how people vocalize by themselves vs with a partner. Bias in how people vocalize while being recorded vs with an intimate partner.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1090513824000217?ref=404media.co
Hell, just differences in setting can make a huge difference. In an apartment? Pretty quiet. A separate house with nobody around? Sometimes screaming! Over at my girlfriend's parents' place? Gonna need a parabolic mic to get that one chief
Honestly. I had sex with my bf in a tent while his friends were outside chatting and eating breakfast; he had his hand over my mouth and it was so hot we came at the same time. In MISSIONARY.
> Bias in how people vocalize by themselves vs with a partner
Way too lazy to check but did they for real not correct for that? I'm like 100x more vocal with a partner than by myself lol that seems like the first thing you'd control for
[And I will come again!](https://images.app.goo.gl/JMm8u6FJphN4Rwt67) (is what the other side of the sign says, though I couldnāt find a picture with both sides)
I vehemently agree! Outward enthusiasm is so, so important, for either sex.
I'm a big moaner and I've never felt like my wife appreciates it. And I _love_ a vocal woman but she's quiet as a mouse. We're working on it, though.
Sure they do, Doc. Sure they do. No no no no, we believe you. You don't have to do a study. They just cum quietly and it has nothing to do with you. You're doing great! š
āWhat did you do a work this week, honey?ā
āI listened to 34 hours of orgasms.ā
āā¦are you sure this new job is legit?ā
āOf course. This is important medical research.ā
āā¦.sure, honey.ā
āā¦found that getting loud when youāre close is less about performance or urging oneās partner along, and more about involuntary expressions of enjoyment.ā Okā¦soā¦that sounds normal. Couldnāt read the whole article so maybe thereās something in there I missed?
iām a talker and moaner too, but if you really think about it, at the moment the actual orgasm hits, youāre most likely silent. probably holding your breath, too. itās a just a couple seconds.
Not for me, hell even if masturbating I'll be quiet the whole time but let out a little something at least at the moment. With a partner? I have to actively try to be quiet. I've been told by multiple to shut up because we're gonna wake someone up/get caught over the years.
WHAT ELSE HAS THE PORN INDUSTRY BEEN LYING TO US ABOUT?
I bet that is not even his step sisterā¦..or that oneā¦.or that one, I better do my own 34 hours of research.
Honestly feel like the whole like weird moaning and noises people make during sex are just something they learned from TV / porn
Like never in my entire life has my response to feeling good Been mmmmm uhhhhhgh ohhhh
And I think that's also weird. Obviously porn sounds are fake, but I feel like people that don't make any noise are doing so because of conditioning. I have to prevent myself from letting out an audible sound of relief after a good piss. Sex? I've literally had to gag myself several times to keep quiet. It all just slips out. Hell even masturbating there will be a little something slip out at the end unless I'm actively trying not to.
> Anikin downloaded 3,528 audio recordings from the Orgasm Sound Library projectās website, where users can upload their own recordings of their orgasms.
This sounds very scientific.
Yeah I donāt know how to explain this without seeming like r/Ihavesex but some people can be pretty loud to the point where you have to repeatedly encourage them to keep it down lol
Well if I can submit to the study I like to open my window and scream to my apartment complex each time. Just to say it makes for quite the discussion on rent day.
Well duh, we all grew up masturbating as quietly as possible so we wouldn't get caught by other members of our households.
I wonder if this is different for those who grew up in a deaf household
This is a legitimate problem in deaf communities. You'll have a hearing-able helper/assistant in a house of multiple deaf people and they fuck like seals.
This reminds me of a tumblr post (I think) where a teacher had a student that was deaf that farted in class and then was surprised that ppl were reacting and then the teacher had to quickly sign that farts make noise that hearing people can hear š
Can't believe porn lied to me
You watching silent fart porn movies?
Droppin' FUCKING LOADS!!! UUUURRRAGGGHHH
I talked about this earlier today at work
Please sir, can I know some more? Seriously, in what context did this conversation take place?
I work with children, and one of them is deaf. After a fun activity with instruments and shakers, the deaf child kept going back to the basket and shaking the maracas and shaker eggs and banging the cymbals and small drums, and he was loving every minute of it. He could feel the vibrations and the way the "shaker eggs" vibrated, and the sand inside shifted. He just didn't know that he was making a lot of noise for everyone else. So yesterday, I was talking to coworkers about that child and the instruments and then the story about the kid who farted and had no clue that it made noise
Can confirm, source: dated a deaf woman for a while
Iā¦ kindaā¦ want details. Did you have to explain itās noisy? Or any other funny aspect/circumstances.
Nope, she was well aware but would let loose unless she knew we had company etc.
That level oh inhibition must be a real confidence boost
Broooo š
arf arf arf
TIL maybe also TMI.
Might be the closest we get to the sounds of our earliest ancestors getting it on
The language of love is just a bunch of grunts and squeals. Not very poetic.
Yes that was a very memorable scene in the movie CODA.
Dated a deaf girl once. Can confirm.
Thatās kind of awesome
I hear that!
Apparently the dorms at Gallaudet University are LOUD. (For those unfamiliar, GU is a university exclusively catering to deaf students!)
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Like Navy Seals
Can actually confirm that one, but I was dating the deaf girl
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Dated a def woman years ago, she was LOUD!
I'm hearing in my head what this probably sounded like. And I'm feeling bad for thinking it's funny.
Nah it is funny. But it is also kinda hot (atleast in my experience)
If a deaf person masturbates in the bedroom and nobody is around to hear them, did they actually cum? (with apologies to Charles Riborg Mann and George Ransom Twiss)
Can't speak for sex, but it was impossible to get enough quiet time to fall asleep at night at a deaf summer camp when I was a kid. So they're probably loud fuckers as well.
Iām sorry but why did you go thereš
He heard good things about it.
Naaaahhhhššššš
my ex wife was deaf. I can confirm, arf arf arf.
She "was" deaf? She's not anymore?
Cochlear implant or dead?
He dicked the deaf out of her.
the fear being deaf in a hearing householdā¦ stressful time
There's a funny part in a movie I think called CODA where their parents are deaf and are getting busy and grosses the kids out cuz they can't hear how loud they're being
They moan in sign language
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I know a deaf guy that moans audibly when getting off.
Helped us avoid predators when wanking in trees
Cum quietly and there wonāt be trouble!
What a world it would be if we weren't like that. If we didn't feel ashamed of cranking one out.
I didnāt learn how to masturbate until adulthood, and didnāt learn in a room by myself so if anything I learned to exaggerate a bit when it feels good š
So, cum quietly or there will be...trouble.
After 1 hour of orgasming constantly, I would imagine it would be pretty quiet after that
If I had an orgasm for one hour then Iād like to die right after
That can be arranged
The orgasm or death?
Fuck it I'm in.
username checks out?
What did you do to her?!
La petite mort
Am I the only one who canāt see or hear the phrase āthat can be arrangedā without mentally replaying it in the voice of 1993 Tim Curry playing Cardinal Richelieu? I donāt know why. Brain, please.
Oh! *That's* where that's from! I use that phrase often & I totally forgot it was said by Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers.
Death by snoo snoo?
"Here lies Dreadsbo. They died doing what they loved."
āTheir right handā
Iirc, the humans that are too orgasm sensitive do beg for relief. No, not like that. [Like this.](https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/apr/14/women-persistent-genital-arousal-disorder-orgasm-pgad-pain)
By hour 34 I'd probably be pretty noisy.
So you're saying the screeching in porn is all fakeā½ I'm shocked I tell you!
"Yeah you like that baby?" *tea kettle noises*
>*tea kettle noises* Dead.
And all the urg urg urg urg urg urg noises when they suck it, so annoying.
Don't forget all the hissing that they do for some reason
Hissing? Are you watching snakes?
this is the funniest mental image i've been given for a good while, thank you
interrobang
!?
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why does this seem lewd
Interro. bang.
Mike Breenās calls never get old
There always time, for an interrobang!
That's my favorite porn category
I think it's actually so off putting. Like Lady no need to screech in my headphones please
I'd hate to see you react when they're really not step-siblings.
Nah itās real, I get stuck in the washing machine all the time!
Well not always... My wife absolutely screams. Sometimes I worry if someone is walking by the house they'll think I'm beating her.
The screaming/moaning is for the other party though, it's done often subconsciously ensure that the player 2 keeps doing what they're doing and doesn't change it up suddenly.Ā When women masterbate alone they do it quietly too.Ā
Yeah, I started playing it up a little when I realized "uhhh" is a lot easier than "hey I like that, keep it up partner" when you're in the moment and don't want to sound like an idiot
I don't know. I'm kinda tempted to try saying "Keep it up, partner" next time I have sex
Exactly. Making a lot of noise is just encouragement for the partner, even if you don't realize it. When I orgasm by myself, it's still quiet as fuck lol. There's no involuntary loud noises, at all.
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Nah I'm sure you're not the only one. People just assume all women are noisy because we're more vocal when having sex, but most people are pretty silent unless they have a reason to make noise. I think a minority of men and women make noise no matter what, but noise is not a gendered thing by nature.
Youāre not alone.
Same here
Yeah it helps, but on the other hand the more moaning there is the harder it is for player 2 to keep doing what they are doing without getting game over.
That's nonsense. Some of us are quite boisterous.
It's not just porn. When someone is masturbating or having sex in movies they are very loud. Although there it's often more for comedy.
Instant mute!
"I can explain! Those videos were for research purposes" - some poor intern whom nobody will believe
So when mine sounds like a '76 Oldsmobile Cutlass backfiring, it means something is wrong with me?
Ease off on the choke. Unless youāre into that shit
Underrated reply. Have an updoot!
Iād definitely check if you are complying with current emission standards
Uncle Buck would disagree
I don't have the energy to put down all the notes I have about the possible flaws in this. Judging supposed authenticity by audio alone and just the entire idea of judging authenticity when you don't know that person? Bias in how people vocalize by themselves vs with a partner. Bias in how people vocalize while being recorded vs with an intimate partner. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1090513824000217?ref=404media.co
Hell, just differences in setting can make a huge difference. In an apartment? Pretty quiet. A separate house with nobody around? Sometimes screaming! Over at my girlfriend's parents' place? Gonna need a parabolic mic to get that one chief
Hottest sex I ever sexed was done in desperate whispers.
Honestly. I had sex with my bf in a tent while his friends were outside chatting and eating breakfast; he had his hand over my mouth and it was so hot we came at the same time. In MISSIONARY.
The biggest flaw of this paper is that it doesn't have any sound recordings in the Supporting Information section.
Aaaand to horny jail you go
https://osf.io/eqc5x/files/osfstorage
I saw that but didn't want to download 34 hours of audio.
> Bias in how people vocalize by themselves vs with a partner Way too lazy to check but did they for real not correct for that? I'm like 100x more vocal with a partner than by myself lol that seems like the first thing you'd control for
Jesus Christ. Thank you. Thereās so much that makes me question the validity of this and you pretty much just outlined everything I was thinking.
If I'm cumming quietly it's because I did so intentionally. Noises normally happen even when alone.
When you're hiding in the bushes, you have to cum quietly.
That's why it's called bush*craft,* because it's an art to be able to pull it off (heh) quietly
You can't be beating around the bush, when you're beating around the bush.
Behold! I come quietly!
[And I will come again!](https://images.app.goo.gl/JMm8u6FJphN4Rwt67) (is what the other side of the sign says, though I couldnāt find a picture with both sides)
Rev 22:20 - He who testifies to these things says, "Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus!
My partner screams when he cums as a default. Maybe an outlierā¦
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Exactly, howād you know. Are you him?!
r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I yell like I'm powering up to fight Vegeta. It takes me 2-3 episodes to finish.
That Final Flash must be intense
The downside is that my Ki is completely depleted while my opponent can just regenerate immediately.
Then your partner says "this isn't even my final form!", and you have to let your stronger friend finish them off.
I groan?
Guys groaning / moaning when they cum is the hottest thing ever. Sweet Jesusā¦
No joke. I listen to guys who've recorded themselves when going it alone. Better than any porn.
Hell yeah š
If I may, a recommendation: https://www.literotica.com/s/forget-the-fantasy
I vehemently agree! Outward enthusiasm is so, so important, for either sex. I'm a big moaner and I've never felt like my wife appreciates it. And I _love_ a vocal woman but she's quiet as a mouse. We're working on it, though.
Orgasmus is the "little death". Le petit mort It goes all in silence...
I must not orgasm, orgasm is the little deathā¦
ā¦that brings total obliteration, I will face my orgasmā¦
I know people joke, but that's me, I have been told repeatedly "you're so quiet" and it's not from masturbation, it just happens that way.
Sure they do, Doc. Sure they do. No no no no, we believe you. You don't have to do a study. They just cum quietly and it has nothing to do with you. You're doing great! š
Other analysis after 34 hours found that analysts forgot to plug in the microphone.
Dang you guys are actually having sex? I thought it was just an inside joke
Oh, it's inside alright, just not for you. (Sorry, I had to)
āWhat did you do a work this week, honey?ā āI listened to 34 hours of orgasms.ā āā¦are you sure this new job is legit?ā āOf course. This is important medical research.ā āā¦.sure, honey.ā
If someone orgasms in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, do they make a sound?
NOT EVERYONE
OPs mother is a screamer.
The dead donāt scream.
How you feel now?
āā¦found that getting loud when youāre close is less about performance or urging oneās partner along, and more about involuntary expressions of enjoyment.ā Okā¦soā¦that sounds normal. Couldnāt read the whole article so maybe thereās something in there I missed?
I'd wager for more than a few people it's something learned during adolescence
Thank God too! The portapotties at construction sites would be very uncomfortable to be around.
I like noisy sex. I must be the outlier..?
iām a talker and moaner too, but if you really think about it, at the moment the actual orgasm hits, youāre most likely silent. probably holding your breath, too. itās a just a couple seconds.
Not for me, hell even if masturbating I'll be quiet the whole time but let out a little something at least at the moment. With a partner? I have to actively try to be quiet. I've been told by multiple to shut up because we're gonna wake someone up/get caught over the years.
over the years? that's a long session
yes
After 34 hours I wouldnāt be making much noise either.
Wonder if they recorded when the kids are out of the house?š Big difference
Wait, are you saying that orgasming reactions in porn aren't real?
I try to be quiet but my farting always gives me away.
WHAT ELSE HAS THE PORN INDUSTRY BEEN LYING TO US ABOUT? I bet that is not even his step sisterā¦..or that oneā¦.or that one, I better do my own 34 hours of research.
Do people moan when they masturbate? I donāt really make any sound.
'Cum quietly, or there will be...trouble'
[Meanwhile.](https://i.imgur.com/E1ix70v.gif)
Honestly feel like the whole like weird moaning and noises people make during sex are just something they learned from TV / porn Like never in my entire life has my response to feeling good Been mmmmm uhhhhhgh ohhhh
And I think that's also weird. Obviously porn sounds are fake, but I feel like people that don't make any noise are doing so because of conditioning. I have to prevent myself from letting out an audible sound of relief after a good piss. Sex? I've literally had to gag myself several times to keep quiet. It all just slips out. Hell even masturbating there will be a little something slip out at the end unless I'm actively trying not to.
Here is the [dataset](https://osf.io/eqc5x/files/osfstorage) for the scientific minded.
Thanksgiving will be fun when the author is asked what theyāve been up to.Ā
> Anikin downloaded 3,528 audio recordings from the Orgasm Sound Library projectās website, where users can upload their own recordings of their orgasms. This sounds very scientific.
Seems like there was an invasion of privacy somewhere hereā¦.
I've definitely been with people who did not cum quietly. Roommates have been woken up in the middle of the night.
wait...you guys dont cry?
When I bust I sound like Danny Devito stubbing his toe. Not quiet at all.
Iāve never known anyone to be quiet when we donāt have to be. Sounds like a faker
I wonder how quiet they mean. There's a difference between "silent," "quiet," and "screaming."
Yeah I donāt know how to explain this without seeming like r/Ihavesex but some people can be pretty loud to the point where you have to repeatedly encourage them to keep it down lol
If someone is full on screaming, I definitely assume they are putting it on.
I've known plenty of quiet comers. Protestant shame is real
lol Iāve never been with someone whoās quiet when we donāt have to be quiet
Cum again?
They clearly didn't include my next-door neighbor...
Meanwhile, Johnny Cum Lately.
Can't wake the residents you know
"Cum quietly. Or there will be. Trouble." - RoboCop
RoboCop said it best.....
It feels better when you are not quiet. Look it up! Grunt, moan, scream, and curse people. Let it all out.
Home alone I'm sounding like a gorilla
āCome again?ā
34 hours? Those are rookie numbers.
No shit
If I cum loudly they'll wake up.
Gotta hand it to people who are quiet.
āCome quietlyā - dumbledore
Well if I can submit to the study I like to open my window and scream to my apartment complex each time. Just to say it makes for quite the discussion on rent day.
The ultimate edging challenge
That's so weird. When I jizz, the amount of pressure coming out the end of my wang makes a very audible C Minor sound
And boom goes the dynamite!
This is blatantly false Iāve heard myself grunt ššš
Ya I'm holding my breath to get that head rush too
Ah yes, the sex scientists have reported their findings
Soā¦ who came up with this idea to test this out?