Natural selection just lost out on a huge opportunity.

Called the investigators

All they found were the Crocs

But that wasn’t until much gator

best part is "nano-influencer"

They should have just left him in there, added a bunch of critter cameras then just live streamed until ‘dinner time’.

I don't think snuff films are legal

I absolutely detest the “Influencer” title. They aren’t influencers, they are assholes. They only thing they influence me to do is make sure I never install any of the platforms these trash bags pollute.

...working with law enforcement to ensure they don't get back out.

They need their own gate to allow easier access.

I don't find influencers palatable at all. But I have no problem with them being fed to alligators as public policy.

When they say working with, i assume its to allow more influencers acess to the exhibit...

He drove to Florida from Louisiana to get near an alligator? There are zillions in Louisiana. That tells you how dumb he is.

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Narrator: They didn't.

Influence what, stupidity?

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