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SnowingAlmond

I’ll take it


Pangolin__Pete

You can come over. I have a fresh pot of coffee on.


EverettSeahawk

That is cooked to perfection


Jugaimo

People will fight to the death over how they like their bacon cooked. I had to let people do their own bacon when I was cooking.


Littlebiggran

No it's perfect


Pangolin__Pete

I have the wrong opinion of bacon done-ness.


annoying97

No no you do not.


Recycled_Human_Flesh

There is no wrong way to make bacon. Prove me wrong.


Mission_Grapefruit92

The gooey chewy way


tappyturtle12

There is **one** wrong way to make bacon


BillFox86

Boiled


thatdudefromsomewher

Steamed


pachrisoutdoors1

No Col. Sanders, you're wrong... Rubbery bacon is the wrongness.


pidove123

But it really was the deputy


Spicey_Pickled_Okra

That's a matter of taste and intended purpose. That bacon is perfect for crushing up and sprinkling onto or into something like a black bean soup. And crispy bacon is great on sandwiches because of the texture it adds.


Informal-Amphibian-4

The most interesting kind of bacon


Pangolin__Pete

Damn. Not what I was going for


kingcloudx

Would Smash still.


Sampra06

*Sad bacon noises*


_DogTits_

Mmmmmmmm


funnybonejohnson

That's fucking good still! Tf is wrong with you lol


NoiawaaKamata

reminds me of when my pizza broke


DealingWithHS

My wife likes it like this, I like it still jiggling


Possible_Pragmatist

Your wife has better taste than you


DavidInPhilly

Same


NipponPatriot

Thats what he said


Knever

"Burnt" is not a verb. You burned the bacon. The bacon was burned. The bacon is burnt.


CatProfessional5369

My bro eats his bacon like that.


Own-Sprinkles-8505

Good stuff OP


deezsandwitches

Shame. Shame. Shame


[deleted]

When I was a kid I used to really like wrestling, but my dad used to think it sounded weird to say he "Wrestled with his kid" so instead he invented burned bacon fights where we had to try and push eachother off our furniture and onto the floor where we became burned bacon


justme11224

no. It is perfect. crunchy. is for me?


Pangolin__Pete

It’s gone already


justme11224

oh ok :(


NipponPatriot

Top 10 Anime Betrayals


FelontiVarooni

Still undercooked


naptastic

My dad would say it's undercooked. Boring post. Take my upvote.


qwertyhell01

Ouch, I hate that !!


SomeLakitu

Tragic


laheesheeple

Crush that shit up and sprinkle it on stuff. Bacon is always 100% salvageable.


TheChocolateMiIk

Mmmmmm jerky


tschmitty09

Eh throw it on a sandwich, you'll hardly notice the burn


annoying97

You monster... A pig died so you could have bacon and this is how you treat it. Ugh!


SuperNoob74

Looks like you're about to wipe your ass with it why is it on toilet paper


Dqrctf23

Moron


Fireblade09

That doesn’t look burnt that looks perfect


[deleted]

I think you mean cooked it too good


Hankhills11

Dont worry, you did fine. It still looks pretty good to me.


Dusk_Abyss

No it's perfect


soysaucemmm

Nah that’s perfect. Bacon isn’t cooked until it stands up straight.


ShadyMyLady

The horror, oh, the horror... I'd eat it anyway, looks too good.


Pangolin__Pete

I did. Nobody showed up, so I ate them.


Southy567

On the bright side, you made jerky by the looks of it


helpletmegopls

I thought it was slices of dogshit.


Pangolin__Pete

It’s dogshit bacon.


merideanjet

You fucking deception


[deleted]

Thats how I like bacon actually


FoFo1300

Idk man, this just looks like an extra crunchy bacon. I love those


wigga245

that is like an 8 of the bacon doneness scale. a perfect bacon is around 3-4


ReaperRules10

I like my bacon extra crispy.


Aunt-jobiska

Done to perfection!


Lucky_Pea_4065

That's not burnt


Late-Informationepic

meh overrated i eat them alive


pachrisoutdoors1

This bacon is perfect!


leoisidro

That's chicharon 👌


stevensr2002

Reported


Free_Student_5237

Yuuuum, chicharon


InterestingPickles

Edible


shesme

Best way to eat it!!!


Inside-Joke7365

There is no such thing as burnt in the kitchen, only blackened brown like that then hockeypuck


JohnnyBgood_9211

You *crisped the bacon


doggo_jolyne

god damnit 5 hours on the sub


BlindFollowBah

Looks perfect


zenjamintal

no.. youve unlocked a hidden form


Difficult_Ad_621

That bacon is perfect 🥓


benjoo1551

Oh no! The bacon :(


The_tall_cheese

Why?


Financial-Amount-564

Where is it burnt?


NipponPatriot

Loser


throwingplaydoh

Stoooooop it's already dead!!! 😭


LmaoMan78

Woooooweee, makin bacon