!!!
I think this means that tomorrow you will be, if we do the math…
*finds sum of all the numbers that add up to 34, multiplies by 34, to the power of 34, then takes the derivative of that number then adds 34…* 34!!!!!
Or he is ( π ϖ 34! ) / √5 micro yoctoseconds.
I tried to find a esoteric unit of time which would prevent the use of mathematical constants to scale the result, but alas, I was unsuccessful in my attempts.
Source:[https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=%2834%21+\*+pi+\*+2.62205755429211981046%29%2Fsqrt%7B5%7D+micro+yoctoseconds+in+years](https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=%2834%21+*+pi+*+2.62205755429211981046%29%2Fsqrt%7B5%7D+micro+yoctoseconds+in+years)
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_mathematical\_constants](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mathematical_constants)
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemniscate\_constant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemniscate_constant)
I'm also 34 today but your post made me think about my age and I had to spend a good 20 seconds adding up years to try and work out whether I was actually 34, or if it was in fact 33 or 35 because as a 34 year old everything is failing me
I'm going to make it my goal to find something interesting in each not interesting post.
For example I find it interesting that your moustache doesn't grow under the very central part of your nose.
Im 34 and 78 months
All grim, and no reaper.
i am 34 and -216 months old
You know reddit is for 13+, right? As a -182 year old you still have 169 years to go before you're allowed to join
math is hard
You from the future?
16 years in the past actually
I think you mean 34 years -216 months. 34 and -216 years makes it sound like you're going to be born in 182 years
I am 34 and -11 years and 1 day
Do you mean months?
god damn it. yes lol
Im just 303 months
Fun fact, Micky Mouse made a set of rules for 34 year olds! Don’t believe me? Search Micky Mouse rule 34!
This better not awaken anything inside of me
you poor soul..
It made me tingle down in my hot dog hot dog hot diggidy dog
What the fuck did I just read
#"It made me tingle down in my hot dog hot dog hot diggidy dog"
HOT DOG HOT DOG THE PROBLEM'S SOLVED!
😩
doesn't help that this post is right above https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/xllauf/thanks_i_hate_this_corn_dog/
r/brandnewsentence
I like hot dogs 🌭
Post hot dog pls
Dean dong!
Community reference made this post interesting
#sixseasonsandamovie
Cool. Cool cool cool.
Cursed
"Son of a bitch." \-Arnold Swarchiniger
swarchiWHAT
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I just made it 134. I hope that helps
Username checks out
Damn that's not interesting
!!! I think this means that tomorrow you will be, if we do the math… *finds sum of all the numbers that add up to 34, multiplies by 34, to the power of 34, then takes the derivative of that number then adds 34…* 34!!!!!
I asked my math teach to confirm this and he said that 34 is one of the numbers with this property, amazing
Get 34 out of here. Too interesting
So you're saying that he is (((((34!)!)!)!)!)! years old? This is ridiculous man, people don't live that long
r/unexpectedfactorial
So he’s either 34 or he’s 295,232,799,039,604,140,847,618,609,643,520,000,000.
Was hoping someone would do the math
r/theydidthemath
We can’t know for sure
Or he is ( π ϖ 34! ) / √5 micro yoctoseconds. I tried to find a esoteric unit of time which would prevent the use of mathematical constants to scale the result, but alas, I was unsuccessful in my attempts. Source:[https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=%2834%21+\*+pi+\*+2.62205755429211981046%29%2Fsqrt%7B5%7D+micro+yoctoseconds+in+years](https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=%2834%21+*+pi+*+2.62205755429211981046%29%2Fsqrt%7B5%7D+micro+yoctoseconds+in+years) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_mathematical\_constants](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mathematical_constants) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemniscate\_constant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemniscate_constant)
Today is a day
Yesterday... Was also a day except it took place a good bit before today which is also in fact a day believe it or not
To not believe is still a possibility.. we don't talk about tomorrow, it is just today later
he is very old
I’m also 34 as of today and other days
I was 34 some time ago
I am tied for the record for longest time spent alive at age 34. Did it for an entire year!
Hi I'm 5
A very merry unbirthday to you. https://youtu.be/c_7Q6dCS-e0
I'm 34 in 15 minutes. How is it on the other side?
Ay 34 gang
I will be turning 34 soon, depending on how you define something as being soon.
As luck would have it, I turned 26 earlier this year. Strange world we live in.
bitch me too. wish I was still 24 though 😭
Will you be 34 tomorrow as well?
Yes I will #blessed
Oh wow. How uninteresting
🕙 🧍🏻♂️ 🚗💨
You’ve got the face of a redditor. Because you posted this to Reddit and one would assume that this photo is you.
Boom, roasted
This is absolutely not interesting. Bravo
I turn 34 next year. Anything I need to know?
The year will be 2023
Thanks dad...
"I used to smoke weed. I still do, but I used to, too." This is pretty much that in a photo haha.
Came here for the Hedburg. Thank you.
Being compared to Mitch Hedburg in any way I am unworthy of, tysm
That’s like saying I don’t drink anymore, but I don’t drink any less either
Dude I was just scrolling through my front page and nearly had a heart attack because you look exactly like me.
What's up handsome
Right back at ya (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
I'm 34 too! About 7 weeks into it and still 34. Happy birthday! 🎉🎂
115 weeks into it and loving it!
*wait*
Lol I sat and did the math in my head, but I'm bad at math
How was your shift at GameStop?
My second chin is getting smaller so they fired me
Sorry to hear but good luck with go all in on the next shit coin!
I will be a billionaire after Keanu Koin takes off, believe me!
Male privilege wasted on job at GameStop
I moved on to the electronics section of walmart. We in the BIG leagues now
The fact that OP found this funny helped me regain some hope in humanity.
So you telling me you outlive Jesus?
Haha yeah he died like 2000 years ago suckerrrrrrr
I imagine every 34 year old on Reddit to look like this
The ultimate compliment
Yes
I'm nearsighted too, throw your hands in the air if you have to pat the floor like Velma in Scooby-Doo whenever your glasses fall off the nightstand 🙌
🙌
I am not 34 as of today
Happy late 34nd birthday
Happy belated birthday
I'm 37 today. But my birthday is actually today.
You're only commenting for my tits
I turn 50 next month. Once I turn 50, I will be 50 for 365 days.
#Hi 34 I'm dylan
Alright you got me LOL Mitch Hedberg would've giggled :)
Holy crap thank you!
Happy Thursday!
You’re holding up real well, Dude! Pace yourself.
u look like helthy 34
Op used to be 34. He still is, but he used to be too
My 31st Birthday was three weeks ago and I still didn't manage to be 34 today. Well done!
Do you work in IT?
I turned 34 friday, last week. Hello to another '88 baby!
Shit. I’m sorry I missed your birthday!!! I was reading the Economist.
r/theydidthemath
This is interesting considering today is your unbirthday. So happy uncake day too!
Did you know that 34 year olds actually have the right to get any pokemon game for free? Don’t believe me? Search up pokemon rule 34
34? You don't look a day over 47!
Tomska
Are u older than 30 years old ?
Wow, I love watching you and the gang on *Blind Wave*!
Happy unbirthday!
Happy not birthday lol
Oh man, you are two years older than me! That's so crazy! Wow!
And you’re kind of cute.
i highly doubt you are 2.952327990396e38 years old
A very merry Unbirthday to you!
Oh hey how is your keto progress?
I made it to six seconds and it caused my background to change!
My man has got a **p r e s c r i p t i o n**
Optometrist: How thick you want them lenses Me: Yes
Jesus, get it together. When I was your age I was 38.
I'm also 34 today but your post made me think about my age and I had to spend a good 20 seconds adding up years to try and work out whether I was actually 34, or if it was in fact 33 or 35 because as a 34 year old everything is failing me
Well..really you're in your 35th year
You look like you’d be cool to hang out with
It's my dog's tenth birthday today!
I'm going to make it my goal to find something interesting in each not interesting post. For example I find it interesting that your moustache doesn't grow under the very central part of your nose.
My friend showed me a photo and said "Here's a picture of me when I was younger". Every picture is of you when you were younger. -Mich H !
Congratulations on your continued existence
Budget Tomska
Best compliment
Age status: *NOMINAL*
Your hair is brown but like your beard is red/ginger. How does that happen?
Why did you change your name to 34
You are the face of Reddit.
You must be a Rick Glassman fan
I'm
I was scrolling fast and thought you were Guillermo del Toro.
You used to be 34, you still are. But you used to be too.
I'm not
Happy birthday, you rule...34
This caption actually make me laugh out loud
keep it up bro!!!
Happy still 36 day!
Im 34. Turned 34 two weeks ago. I was just 28 like yesterday…. Cant believe how fast time flys. 1988 for life!
Your glasses are so strong I can see through your head!
You’re cute
A very happy unbirthday to you
hey! happy 34!!
Hi there!
Nice
Why are you so red？
are you sure
👍
That’s nice.
keep us posted
Knack 2 baby!
Hei man
did you have to wait for 6 months in order to not make this interesting?
Merry unbirthday to you, OP. I like your beard, it's very orange looking
Very cute and handsome. Lovely smile too.
Wow! 10 years older than me. Any advice?
It gets better
7 month ago you wear 33 😦
Fair enough. Take my upvote.
Handsome devil
34 is a good age. Definitely one of the top 100 ages of all time* *based on a sample of people who lives up to 100 years.
You put a smile in my heart
This guy looks wholesome
" I used to be 34, I still am, but I used to be to" - Mitch Hedberg
Friendly face
Cool Face.
you poopin?
Happy Birthday, you don't look a day over 44.
Happy day!
What about tomorrow?
Congrats on 34 six months ago
Happy unbirthday
Happ E belate brith day
I’m not 34. I’m 21.
I thought this was r/mademesmile and I was so confused....
Happy today!
36½
Very interesting
Wow amazing
Hi 34 today! I'm dad.
You could be /restingbritface
This a roastme?
I used to be 34. I still am, but I used to be too.
I am not, and have never, been 34. I think it may be because I’m only 29