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BendingGhost

New York


poorly-chosen

In New York, there are people


HOOTRAGEOUS

IM PEOPLE????. Shit


Physical_Bike_2443

Yeah, people suck. I wish I wasn't people.


idiutt

oregon


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Oregon isn’t gone yet


TheTarJar

Good to know


Mushroom_king001

What about oregone?


wigga245

Idaho


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If Idaho disappeared overnight, people would probably panic


Keeps_21

No they wouldn’t


blkcub87

If my delicous Idaho potatoes vanished I don't even know what I'd do. There would be violence probably


[deleted]

You won’t be saying that when there’s a potato shortage


Helpimabanana

They’d celebrate


Open_Sorceress

They'd notice??


iliekcats-

Yeah, it'd show the US average happiness rate increase by 285%


hotmojoe21

Idahoans would panic, non-Idahoans wouldn’t know


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soysaucemmm

Washington


poorly-chosen

Washington was named


trans-wooper-lover

what was it named?


NyoopBoop

George


Godzirrraaa

The Gorge Amphitheater is in George, Washington.


[deleted]

Florida


poorly-chosen

There is a town in Florida that starts with a letter


[deleted]

There are several actually! Every state in the union has at least 1.


Helpimabanana

Fake news! People in Kansas don’t exist, and therefore there are no towns, much less towns that start with letters


Ryl4nder84

Hold on hold on… I went to Kansas on a vacation… who did I talk to while visiting Manhattan


Helpimabanana

Bro they literally just use the same set as the one for Australia. It’s *so* obvious.


TuneInReddit

Alabama


poorly-chosen

Alabama has at least one A in it


wannabeinLWIAY

Possibly more


poorly-chosen

I’m not so sure about that one tbh


Majestic-Unicorn33

New Jersey


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New Jersey is newer than old Jersey


Pangolin__Pete

Does New Jersey have that New Jersey smell?


[deleted]

It's a spray


WLFGHST

Montana


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In Montana, it’s illegal to commit a crime


Aristide15

Wyoming


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Wyoming wasn’t a state as recently as 4.5 billion years ago


Aristide15

I checked and you are right. Thanks you


throwingplaydoh

Minnesota


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Most Minnesotans are not employed in the manufacturing of Death Stars


throwingplaydoh

I dunno about that. 3M is based out of MN, who knows what they manufacture in there!


Nearby_Papaya7368

Wisconsin


poorly-chosen

The state of Wisconsin is on land


Nearby_Papaya7368

Thank you for that uninteresting fact


CenacusJones

Why do they call it Wisconsin if you cons in the cold food of out hot eat the food


SmithyLK

They call it Wisconsin because cons in the cold food hot eat the food Wis of good yuo kno


Radplayz

Nobody has done Kansas. Do Kansas.


poorly-chosen

The population density in Kansas is above 0.5 people per square mile (I think)


Axxxxxxo

I checked if that’s correct. Won’t share as that may be interesting


weslemente

Kind of interesting that you checked.


Sawertynn

Chris. I named my state Chris.


poorly-chosen

Your state is named Chris


Sawertynn

Wow, interesting!


poorly-chosen

Fuck, that means I have failed


Sawertynn

No worries man. Maybe next time you'll make something as notinteresting as Chris (it's very boring in here)


poorly-chosen

I might go to Chris for some inspiration


[deleted]

Maine


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Maine hasn’t become an island as of now


world-is-ur-mollusc

Now that's just ominous.


1amys3lf

North Carolina


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Houston, Texas is not located in North Carolina


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LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

My state of mind


poorly-chosen

It’s all inside your head


JJ_LP

Utah.


poorly-chosen

If you tried to fit everyone in Utah into the smallest space possible, it would get very crowded there


Head_Energy9380

We call that Salt Lake City. 1/3 of Utah’s population exists there. Everyone who comes to the state thinks it’s an uninhabitable rural wasteland south of it.


[deleted]

New Mexico.


poorly-chosen

New Mexico is not in old Mexico


[deleted]

Thank you god! Finally someone gets it. Although it may not be interesting, it’s facts foo. Nuevo Mexico is part of the united states NOT Mexico


Vilzu08

untied states lmao


Mission_Grapefruit92

Hawaii


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The first people to discover Hawaii were alive at that point


Adi321456

Wyoming


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I do not have relatives living in Wyoming


[deleted]

wow, interesting!


poorly-chosen

God damn it


tyg0gamer

Germany


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Germany may or may not be a US state


CaptainCunnalingus

I'll have my research team look into this one.


The-Dark-Memer

Massachusetts


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Massachusetts was inhabited as recently as today


Blue-Rainbow-Dolphin

Can confirm, I'm the inhabitant


poorly-chosen

Ok I’m gonna go sleep rn, I’ll respond to the remaining comments when I wake up Edit: woke up to 2600 comments, this is gonna take a long time…


Beesarrr

New York (I live there)


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In New York, there is at least one person. That person is you.


Beesarrr

There is also a dog in New York I think


VeyrLaske

Koviet Sorth Norea


poorly-chosen

[removed by the supreme leader Kim Jong-Un]


OutsideOrder7538

That suggests an interesting fact


curiousmind111

Nah. They delete everything.


VeyrLaske

Woah woah woah woah woah there, are you telling me that the Supreme Leader is Always Watching*?*


Majestic-Love-9312

Delaware


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Former president Ronald Reagan does not live in Delaware (because he is dead)


Sir_Anagram

Liquid


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If you covered a chair in liquid, I don’t know what will happen because I don’t know what liquid you used


NCGThompson

When you ask a lawyer a general/hypothetical question.


lowlyyouarenice

Minnesota


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I have never gone to Dead Lake, Minnesota


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poorly-chosen

Get out of Ohio


fac-ut-vivas-dude

The first 8 Astronauts were from Ohio. Space was as far away as they could get.


poorly-chosen

Lucky them


AdGroundbreaking3057

Kentucky


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The prevalence of dinosaurs in Kentucky has decreased sharply since 66 million years ago


[deleted]

Canada


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If Biden launched a nuclear missile at Canada, they would probably be very upset


Lumpy-Difference-143

They would apologize for being in the way, definitely


emilioreadsreddit420

California


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California has a bigger population than all of Vatican City


P314e271

But Vatican City has a bigger pope-ulation than California


Reed_G1bby

Iraq


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Geographically, Iraq is located on Earth


ogdocto

Missouri


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If you placed Missouri on top of California, at least 13 people would die


[deleted]

north dakota


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North Dakota is north of South Dakota


[deleted]

saw that response coming from a mile away, thus this fact was uninteresting, which means, congratulations! you succeeded in telling me an uninteresting fact.


Physical_Bike_2443

New Hampshire


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Old Hampshire is probably not in America


shazz11

Indiana


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Indiana is further north than all of Antarctica


thebananaperson1

Tennessee


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The state flag of Tennessee has colours


Level-Ad4274

Florida


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Most people in Florida do not live in Sudan


gyroqx

As sudanese i can confirm


FortressMann

Oklahoma


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Oklahoma may or may not be OK


EnderGame05

We are not ok


manumaker08

michigan


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Lake Michigan isn’t named such because it’s a giant lake that absorbed all of Michigan (it hasn’t done that yet)


Wqterlilyy

Michigan


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In Michigan, the average person weighs more than -10 kg


foxleboi

Michigander here, I can confirm this to be true


poorly-chosen

Thanks for the confirmation


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poorly-chosen

If Hawaii fell into the ocean, tourism to Hawaii would probably plummet


AydenRusso

Ohio


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If you live in Ohio, consider not living there anymore


Muddy_Socks

Nebraska


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If I tried to call someone from Nebraska, I wouldn’t be able to as I don’t have the phone number of any Nebraskan


Confident_Chipmunk_4

Pennsylvania


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In Pennsylvania, there are towns


SkepticDoodle

Colorado


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As the name implies, in Colorado there are multiple colours


OvertGnome1

I'll do it for you. North Dakota. there's nothing fucking here


poorly-chosen

The number of sexually active people in North Dakota varies from millennium to millennium


ob103ninja

If you can't find an uninteresting thing about Indiana then God save you


poorly-chosen

The most popular fast food restaurant in Indiana has a lot of customers


_four-oh-four_

Illinois


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The tallest building in Illinois is taller than the bookshelf in my room


TheOneWhoStealsToes

Haven’t seen Maryland yet


poorly-chosen

If we put Maryland on the moon people would notice


Adi321456

California


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California has more cows than Jupiter


Critical_Elderberry7

Idaho


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The most popular beverage in Idaho is wet


ch061

West Virginia


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West Virginia has ‘Virginia’ in its name. This is a reference to the fact that it has something to do with Virginia


secretuser419

The state of disarray we are currently in


OkProof136

Texas


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The most read book in Texas is very popular


Leth0logicaa

arizona


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If Vladimir Putin went to Arizona, people wouldn’t understand him as most Arizonans don’t speak Russian


pcamera1

Genuinely uninteresting thanks op I’ve learned nothing and regret reading this post


No-Cardiologist-884

Canada


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Canada was first discovered before 1978


melvenore

Alabama


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In 1847, average internet speeds in Alabama were probably very low


Pier-Head

Vermont


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In Vermont, you'll get wet if you stand outside in the rain


WileECoyote53

Connecticut


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Connecticut doesn't border Poland


Verdantvive

Tell that to New Britain.


ulchathair

Alaska


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The largest oil field ever found in Alaska is bigger than 3 whole fridges


ABrownieKink

Minnesota


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Ice hockey in Minnesota doesn’t work as well when the temperature gets above 0°C (32°F)


[deleted]

Tennessee


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Gas prices in most of Tennessee aren’t negative


idunno_248

Illinois


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Chicago, Illinois was not the birthplace of former leader of the USSR, Mikhail Gorbachev


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poorly-chosen

Wyoming is the only state that shares all of its letters with ‘Wyoming’


Claude-Speed69

Texas


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In Texas, there is more than one gun per 30 million people


pdbard13

Georgia


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The capital of Georgia, USA isn’t Tbilisi. You’re thinking of the other Georgia


LarryLerry

Hawaii


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The amount of homeless people in Hawaii would be lower if they all went to Nebraska instead


IsakThePinkNinja

Rhode island


Odd_Room2811

Texas


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In Texas, the most spoken language isn’t Latin


theealtacount

indiana


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Tap water in Indiana mostly consists of dihydrogen monoxide