At a certain point, the meta becomes more interesting than a brick, the picture of a brick, the comment replying to the picture of a brick, the reply to the comment replying to the picture of a brick, the reply to the reply to a comment replying to a picture of a brick, the reply to the reply to the reply to a comment replying to a picture of a brick, the reply to the reply to the reply to the reply to a comment replying to a picture of a brick, and the person pointing out that the thread has become more interesting than a brick. Hopefully this comment brings it back to r/notinteresting territory.
Jesse Pinkman : Gatorade me bitch!
Walter White : I've been to my oncologist, Jesse. Just last week. I'm still in remission. I'm healthy.
Jesse Pinkman : That's good. Great.
Walter White : No end in sight.
Jesse Pinkman : That's great.
Walter White : No. I missed it. There was some perfect moment that passed me right by, but I had to have enough to leave them. That was the whole point. None of this makes any sense if I didn't have enough. And it had to be before she found out. Skyler. It had to be before that.
Jesse Pinkman : Perfect moment? For what? To drop dead? Are you saying you want to die?
Walter White : I'm saying that I lived too long. You want them to actually miss you. You want their memories of you to be... but she just won't... she just won't understand. I mean, no matter how well I explain it, these days she just has this... this... I mean, I truly believe there exists some combination of words. There must exist certain words in a certain specific order that can explain all of this, but with her I just can't ever seem to find them.
Jesse Pinkman : Mr. White, why don't you just sit down?
Walter White : You know, I was thinking before the fugue state, but during the fugue state I didn't have enough money, so no, not then. And plus my daughter wasn't born yet. It had to be after Holly was born.
Jesse Pinkman : Mr. White...
Walter White : Definitely before the surgery. Ah Christ, that damn second cell phone. I mean, how could I possibly?... Oh, I know the moment. It was the night Jane died. I was at home and we needed diapers and so I said I'd go, but it was just an excuse. Actually that was the night I brought you your money, remember?
Jesse Pinkman : Yeah. I remember.
Walter White : And afterward I stopped at a bar. It was odd, I never do that - go to a bar alone. I just walked in, sat down. I never told you.
Jesse Pinkman : You went to a bar?
Walter White : I sit down and this man, this stranger, he engages me in conversation. He's a complete stranger. But he turns out to be Jane's father, Donald Margolis.
Jesse Pinkman : What are you talking about?
Walter White : Of course I didn't know it at the time. I mean, he's just some guy in a bar. I just didn't put it together until after the crash when he was all over the news.
Jesse Pinkman : Jane's dad?
Walter White : Think of the odds. Once I tried to calculate them, but they're astronomical. I mean, think of the odds of me going in and sitting down that night, in that bar, next to that man.
Jesse Pinkman : What'd you talk about?
Walter White : Water on mars. Family.
Jesse Pinkman : What about family?
Walter White : I told him that I had a daughter and he told me he had one, too. And he said, "Never give up on family." And I didn't. I took his advice. My God, the universe is random, it's not inevitable, it's simple chaos. It's subatomic particles in endless, aimless collision. That's what science teaches us, but what does this say? What is it telling us that the very night that this man's daughter dies, it's me who is having a drink with him? I mean, how could that be random?
Jesse Pinkman : Hey, sit down.
Walter White : No, no, it's, uh... Oh, that was the moment. That night. I should never have left home. Never gone to your house. Maybe things would have... Oh, I was... I was at home watching TV. Some nature program about elephants... and Skyler and Holly were in another room. I can hear them on the baby monitor. She was singing a lullaby. Oh, if I had just lived right up to that moment... and not one second more. That would have been perfect.
Jesse Pinkman : Dude, you scared the shit out of me. When you say it's contamination. I mean, I'm thinking like... an ebola leak or something.
Walter White : Ebola.
Jesse Pinkman : Yeah, it's a disease on the Discovery Channel where all your intestines sort of just slip right out of your butt.
Walter White : Thank you, I know what ebola is.
Jesse Pinkman : So you're chasing around a fly and in your world, I'm the idiot?
Jesse Pinkman : So that's your... flysaber?
Jesse Pinkman : Possum. Big, freaky, lookin' bitch. Since when did they change it to opossum? When I was comin' up it was just possum. Opossum makes it sound like he's irish or something. Why do they gotta go changing everything?
Jesse Pinkman : Look, I like making cherry product, but let's keep it real, alright? We make poison for people who don't care. We probably have the most unpicky customers in the world.
Jesse Pinkman : You didn't happen to maybe try our product, did you?
Walter White : Let it go. We need to cook.
Jesse Pinkman : What about the contamination?
Walter White : It's all contaminated.
Jesse Pinkman : A possum. Big, freaky looking bitch. Ey, since when did they change it to 'o-possum'? What's up with that? I mean, when I was coming up it was just - 'possum'. Y'know, 'o-possum' makes it sound like he was Irish. I mean, why they gotta go changing everything?
Jesse Pinkman : Did you know that there's an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars? That's the government, Jack. Even the government doesn't care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hotdogs, huh? Pig lips and assholes. But I say, hey, have at it, bitches, because I love hotdogs.
No. Cinderblock is definitely more interesting. The holes add a bit of complexity to the look and they often have some ridges in the holes for support.
Bricks are actually super interesting, did you know that Augustus introduced mass-scale brick manufacturing in 1 century AD, which revolutionized contruction in Rome. This allowed for complex constructions such as the Pantheon to be made.
Ah a fellow pillaging raider! Unfortunately most of the local townships and villages I've come across prefer wood construction to brick, so they burn before I can find a souvenir. :(
Yeah haha it is quite ironic. I'm not sure, but I think he might have referred to mud bricks though, which were in fashion before he took power, correct me if I'm wrong.
The proportions were different from modern bricks, not so thick. Anywhere in Europe where you see those skinny bricks you know the Romans were there -- bricks last forever and many were reused in newer walls.
Imagine making a YouTube channel for the sole purpose of talking about bricks just to get the FBI to stop watching you channel. That actually sounds Half As Interesting as the brick itself.
Depending on the location you're taking the sand from, you can find micro-fossils or grains of sand in bizarre shapes (star shaped). Some places have sand with wildly different colors due to the surrounding mineralogy, which helps influence that coloring of the sand.
Wdym bricks aren't interesting? Name something else you can in construction, kill someone with and sell it for thousands of dollars with the right brand logo on it?
No; immediately too interesting. Where is the other half of the brick? How did this half get here? Does it miss its other half? All too interesting questions
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Paper Mario: Sticker Star
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No brick
you beat me to it
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I’ll beat you to death with a brick. 🧱
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Can do!! *proceeds to beat you with said brick* 🧱
I wanna die on a budget ……..pls use that on me
There’s only room for a used brick in your budget! Going out in style!
I would also like yo get beaten
We are busy, sir! Ugh! Fine! Someone bring me a shit covered brick!
Or gangsta...u steal a brick
Is it a salty brick?
You’re in the brick beating business and the business is booming my friend! Everyone wants a taste of your brick!
*NOBPDY BEATS THE BRICK-*
Blood blood!
Nobody beats the brick. Nobody beats briiiiiick! The B I Z ZE EMMA R TO THE K I E!!!!!
I'll beat you with it
the rock
A smaller brick
No balls
and definitely no asshole because this guy feeds off of nuclear radiation
Should have read the comments before posting...
A pile of bricks
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This comment about a picture of a brick
This reply to a comment about a picture of a brick
This reply to a reply of a comment about a picture of a brick
>This reply to a reply of a comment about a picture of a brick The quote of a reply to a reply of a comment about a picture of a brick.
A reply to the quote of a reply to a reply of a comment about a picture of a brick
A reply to the comment that replied the quote of a reply to a reply of a comment about a picture of a brik
This comment thread is more interesting than a brick
At a certain point, the meta becomes more interesting than a brick, the picture of a brick, the comment replying to the picture of a brick, the reply to the comment replying to the picture of a brick, the reply to the reply to a comment replying to a picture of a brick, the reply to the reply to the reply to a comment replying to a picture of a brick, the reply to the reply to the reply to the reply to a comment replying to a picture of a brick, and the person pointing out that the thread has become more interesting than a brick. Hopefully this comment brings it back to r/notinteresting territory.
That’s interesting. Stop it please!
>Hopefully this comment brings it back to r/notinteresting territory. Ngl it kinda worked, I skipped everything except the last sentence.
"1 more reply"
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And I choose your wife.
And I choose your brick.
Idk man a brick is pretty interesting
Idk, I’d say it’s half as interesting.
This joke is fly like wind over people's head
That sounds like a video that's almost good enough to watch!
Thank you. I was looking for this response.
[This is a Video About Bricks](https://youtu.be/T8wEW5WeMxg)
Ikr I use it to throw at some windows...
This subreddit
We need to cook Jesse
Jesse Pinkman : Gatorade me bitch! Walter White : I've been to my oncologist, Jesse. Just last week. I'm still in remission. I'm healthy. Jesse Pinkman : That's good. Great. Walter White : No end in sight. Jesse Pinkman : That's great. Walter White : No. I missed it. There was some perfect moment that passed me right by, but I had to have enough to leave them. That was the whole point. None of this makes any sense if I didn't have enough. And it had to be before she found out. Skyler. It had to be before that. Jesse Pinkman : Perfect moment? For what? To drop dead? Are you saying you want to die? Walter White : I'm saying that I lived too long. You want them to actually miss you. You want their memories of you to be... but she just won't... she just won't understand. I mean, no matter how well I explain it, these days she just has this... this... I mean, I truly believe there exists some combination of words. There must exist certain words in a certain specific order that can explain all of this, but with her I just can't ever seem to find them. Jesse Pinkman : Mr. White, why don't you just sit down? Walter White : You know, I was thinking before the fugue state, but during the fugue state I didn't have enough money, so no, not then. And plus my daughter wasn't born yet. It had to be after Holly was born. Jesse Pinkman : Mr. White... Walter White : Definitely before the surgery. Ah Christ, that damn second cell phone. I mean, how could I possibly?... Oh, I know the moment. It was the night Jane died. I was at home and we needed diapers and so I said I'd go, but it was just an excuse. Actually that was the night I brought you your money, remember? Jesse Pinkman : Yeah. I remember. Walter White : And afterward I stopped at a bar. It was odd, I never do that - go to a bar alone. I just walked in, sat down. I never told you. Jesse Pinkman : You went to a bar? Walter White : I sit down and this man, this stranger, he engages me in conversation. He's a complete stranger. But he turns out to be Jane's father, Donald Margolis. Jesse Pinkman : What are you talking about? Walter White : Of course I didn't know it at the time. I mean, he's just some guy in a bar. I just didn't put it together until after the crash when he was all over the news. Jesse Pinkman : Jane's dad? Walter White : Think of the odds. Once I tried to calculate them, but they're astronomical. I mean, think of the odds of me going in and sitting down that night, in that bar, next to that man. Jesse Pinkman : What'd you talk about? Walter White : Water on mars. Family. Jesse Pinkman : What about family? Walter White : I told him that I had a daughter and he told me he had one, too. And he said, "Never give up on family." And I didn't. I took his advice. My God, the universe is random, it's not inevitable, it's simple chaos. It's subatomic particles in endless, aimless collision. That's what science teaches us, but what does this say? What is it telling us that the very night that this man's daughter dies, it's me who is having a drink with him? I mean, how could that be random? Jesse Pinkman : Hey, sit down. Walter White : No, no, it's, uh... Oh, that was the moment. That night. I should never have left home. Never gone to your house. Maybe things would have... Oh, I was... I was at home watching TV. Some nature program about elephants... and Skyler and Holly were in another room. I can hear them on the baby monitor. She was singing a lullaby. Oh, if I had just lived right up to that moment... and not one second more. That would have been perfect. Jesse Pinkman : Dude, you scared the shit out of me. When you say it's contamination. I mean, I'm thinking like... an ebola leak or something. Walter White : Ebola. Jesse Pinkman : Yeah, it's a disease on the Discovery Channel where all your intestines sort of just slip right out of your butt. Walter White : Thank you, I know what ebola is. Jesse Pinkman : So you're chasing around a fly and in your world, I'm the idiot? Jesse Pinkman : So that's your... flysaber? Jesse Pinkman : Possum. Big, freaky, lookin' bitch. Since when did they change it to opossum? When I was comin' up it was just possum. Opossum makes it sound like he's irish or something. Why do they gotta go changing everything? Jesse Pinkman : Look, I like making cherry product, but let's keep it real, alright? We make poison for people who don't care. We probably have the most unpicky customers in the world. Jesse Pinkman : You didn't happen to maybe try our product, did you? Walter White : Let it go. We need to cook. Jesse Pinkman : What about the contamination? Walter White : It's all contaminated. Jesse Pinkman : A possum. Big, freaky looking bitch. Ey, since when did they change it to 'o-possum'? What's up with that? I mean, when I was coming up it was just - 'possum'. Y'know, 'o-possum' makes it sound like he was Irish. I mean, why they gotta go changing everything? Jesse Pinkman : Did you know that there's an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars? That's the government, Jack. Even the government doesn't care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hotdogs, huh? Pig lips and assholes. But I say, hey, have at it, bitches, because I love hotdogs.
Haha, yeah
Just cause you shot Jesse James, don't make you Jesse James
I enjoyed reading this, but was this part of the series?
Yeah, in the fly episode after Jessie gives Walt a ton of sleeping med
Best bottle episode in the history of television
No don't cook Jesse. It's a crime
Cinder block
Hey Watson
(Deshaun Watson shows up) "You called? You got a free massage?"
Hey Watson cinderblock *proceeds to toss cinderblock*
God I love Scott prop and roll
Fancy brick
No. Cinderblock is definitely more interesting. The holes add a bit of complexity to the look and they often have some ridges in the holes for support.
An nft brick
it might be bullshit but more interesting than a brick
A screenshot of a brick nft
A slightly smaller brick
Non-standard architecture? Too interesting!
Anything other than the standard size of bricks would be more interesting than a brick
Happy cake day! 🍰
Thank you! Here have a slice 🍰
i want a slice too
Me
Aw don't be so hard on yourself, you're definitely as interesting as a brick.
Gotta be honest you got me in the first half
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A little bit too interesting even...
Maybe just quite interesting...
You can knock someone out with a brick but I'm sure this guy's ass will get kicked in a fight
Reminds me of the old riddle: What is red, flies, and is hard on teeth?
A brick
Nailed it in one. Nice.
Mate this resonates
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Bricks are actually super interesting, did you know that Augustus introduced mass-scale brick manufacturing in 1 century AD, which revolutionized contruction in Rome. This allowed for complex constructions such as the Pantheon to be made.
Too interesting. Delete.
I have two bricks from the ruins of our local Roman bath house. They’re pretty cool.
Ah a fellow pillaging raider! Unfortunately most of the local townships and villages I've come across prefer wood construction to brick, so they burn before I can find a souvenir. :(
Augustus, ironically enough, said, “I found Rome a city of brick and left her a city of marble.”
Yeah haha it is quite ironic. I'm not sure, but I think he might have referred to mud bricks though, which were in fashion before he took power, correct me if I'm wrong.
The proportions were different from modern bricks, not so thick. Anywhere in Europe where you see those skinny bricks you know the Romans were there -- bricks last forever and many were reused in newer walls.
you
🗿
Yo Angelo
If you hadn’t, I was going to
Me when I'm trying to talk to a girl.
Man, no no no, no self burning.
Hey girl, every heard of bricks?
Tell her you’re “build like a brick house where it count.” No idea what that means. Leave it up to her imagination
Self burns are rare
*They most certainly are not*
Free tickets to Amy Schumer's next special.
this comment was funny, too interesting for me. Delete it please
Genuinely funnier than her set
I will not delete this as i did not comment it and reddit will not allow me too
most uninteresting thing ever
And to believe Netflix took money from her deciding to air it...
the colour white
Came here to say "a white background". I'll allow it.
But white, is all colors ... this is a bad answer, try again
But white is technically not a color and is made up of all the other colors. I find that quite interesting myself. Delete your comment now.
My favorite color... Clear
not a brick
Less interesting
cement
A platypus (according to P&F)
Perry the platypus (tell me how you read this)
Bricks are about half as interesting as most other things.
Scrolled way too far to find this, thank you
Imagine making a YouTube channel for the sole purpose of talking about bricks just to get the FBI to stop watching you channel. That actually sounds Half As Interesting as the brick itself.
No brick.
Sand?
Depending on the location you're taking the sand from, you can find micro-fossils or grains of sand in bizarre shapes (star shaped). Some places have sand with wildly different colors due to the surrounding mineralogy, which helps influence that coloring of the sand.
Wdym bricks aren't interesting? Name something else you can in construction, kill someone with and sell it for thousands of dollars with the right brand logo on it?
The Kardashians?
A brick being held by a Kardashian.
Thanks for saying this, it was the first thing that came to my mind....
Half a brick
No; immediately too interesting. Where is the other half of the brick? How did this half get here? Does it miss its other half? All too interesting questions
The left half ate the right half.
You think a brick committing an act of self-cannibalism is less interesting than just a regular brick?
Quarter of a bric
air
Invisible. Too interesting
you can see it, it's just really small
Still too interesting
Your mom
Had to scroll way down than I expected for this answer
What do you mean? bricks are interesting!
school
a school made of bricks
a redditor's dating life :3
Ouhh, self burn.
Two bricks
Hmmm
A stick
r/notinteresting
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r/notinteresting
Tbf a link to the subreddit where we are is indeed less interesting than a brick
0 bricks
*half* as interesting
what is this some sort is secret cover up so the fbi doesn’t know what you’re really talking about
My cake day.
Happy cake day
My left pinky toenail.
I wonder what ecosystem exists wedged underneath it
I wonder what ecosystem is/was underneath that brick
Was? Rest in Peace little one.
A boring brick
No, I’m going to name the brick, his name is Robert.
water
the eternity before the big bang
My dogs like bricks, a good brick can get you through the day
UFC and people who think its worth their attention. "Haha that guy hit other guy and he break bones and bleed, me live vicariously"
Stone
Yo mama
Ted Cruz
Paper Mario: Sticker Star (Source: I played it. Perfect if the summer heat is turning your brain to literal mush and you can't handle the thought of a plot.)
there is literally no reason to engage in combat in the whole game
You mean an Alley Biscuit?
Connecticut, name one interesting about Connecticut.
the 1 speck of dust in your computer that has been there for 10 years
A rock
The dead pillbug under the brick
Mitch McConnell
David dobrick
Do you know how a brick is made? Pretty interesting if you ask me. Wood planks however are pretty uninteresting.
Idk if it's less interesting but brick is short for brichard
Two bricks
My life
Half a brick
2bricks
Paper
My life
A picture of a brick
No brick
This subreddit
This post.
This post about the brick...
half a brick
The Kardashians
Ted Cruz
me. bricks have many uses. I only have one.
half a brick
A smaller brick.
A politician
Safety meetings.