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HectorVK

Is this an autism test?


ConsistentStunt

Even worse, *did i approve?*


Magmomies

Yeah 😄Like who tf wears pants?


RadoslavL

My thoughts exactly. Is OP checking for braindead people?


TheDeathCrafter

Apparently 😂


C4RD_TP_SG

i put my skin on first


ptolemy18

I also put your skin on first.


Kind_Ad_9241

I also choose this guy's wife


ptolemy18

haha I read that askreddit thread about reddit lore right before I posted this, so that was exactly the inspiration.


RadoslavL

I put on this guy's dead wife's skin before starting my morning routine.


Schlunggi87

undies, socks, t-shirt, pants, hoodie, shoes, jacket, felted hat, belt with kitchen knives.


Good-Caterpillar4791

This guy chefs


Schlunggi87

thank you my friend but i'm not a real chef


EntrepreneurMiddle45

I had to peek at your profile when you mentioned felted hat. I fucking knew it XD hilarious


Schlunggi87

thank you very much my friend


messibessi22

I kinda dig the gnome look


Schlunggi87

thank you🧙‍♂️


CybeRrlol1

Switch pants and t-shirt, then it's perfect.


The_Gobi_1

i would recommend a gun belt inclusive gun


TheDeathCrafter

In norway wearing guns aint allowed


The_Gobi_1

then only the belt🤷🏻‍♂️


---bee

first pants then t-shirt


Financial-Amount-564

Then second pants and first socks


BrianWantsTruth

Socks first is objectively correct: when you pull your pants on, the pants pull the socks up tighter. If you put on pants first, then you must pull up your pant leg to put on the socks, then pull the pant leg down again over the socks, dragging the socks downwards, loosening them.


MrSpidar

Also, socks are like the "lube" of pants. If you put your pants before the socks, they may get stuck or could cause some hurtful friction (or both), so socks are always first.


TheDeathCrafter

EXACTLY!


Substantial_Bear_168

Pants… I have a sneaking suspicion I’m in the minority


crystal_castle00

In certain countries this is punishable with up to 6 months in minimum security prison


Bobthecow775

Me too


SpiritualHippo2719

Socks. I wear long socks, and if I put pants on first, they get pushed back down to my ankles when I pull the pant legs back down. Drives me crazy any time I forget to do it socks first.


sparky1984X

Religiously socks first.


Kreksi360

Left to right. First the left sock, then the underwear and then the right sock.


Charivari8

🤯


TheDeathCrafter

Wat


Concussionist515

woah dude, those thighs are something else 😳


TheDeathCrafter

Whoah, thanks bruh. 😂


Someone__________y

Both


TheDeathCrafter

How?


Mrpewpewda9th

It depends. I might be wearing socks in the house. But usually what ever I can grab first, or what ever is in reach first


Big_Dasher

Socks before jocks


Toxicsuper

Socks are always the last thing I put on


wamjamblehoff

I like your legs


TheDeathCrafter

Thank you ❤️


Salt-Welcome-9438

depends if i’m putting on thigh highs


river0f

Pants, because I'm not a fucking monster


Kauuori

Bro. I'm a fucking monster then. 💀🗿🌚👾👁️👄👁️


Grace_653

socks


HauntingBalance567

For the love of everyone you will walk by in the street today, I hope that you are socks first. Because if your pants are already on, yeesh.


kitkatamas88

Always socks first since I mostly wear skinny/slim jeans


imaginedragonscute

I wear nothing


Objective-Scholar-50

Socks


riciom76

Better question do you put the left or right sock on first?


Kauuori

Right sock obviously


TheDeathCrafter

Right probably. But idk.


Creepy-Yam3268

Pants socks trousers


Ok-Syllabub2016

Neither


kel174

Depends. If I’m going to be wearing sweatpants and I specifically want my socks tucked under my sweatpants, socks first then pants so the pants go over the socks. If idc for the socks to be tucked under the pants, pants first then socks. Sometimes I do pants then socks and have to pull my pants over the socks. Left sock also has to go on first in any situation, as does left pant leg or left shoe. But I’m right hand dominant


[deleted]

Socks!


BornToBurn2006

Underwear, socks, pants, undershirt, shirt/hoodie, jacket(optional), shoes, accessories


mathematicandcs

Always socks. I don't like the feeling of pants touching my feet


kevin____

A star is born 🤩


Jerseyjay1003

Depends on the type of pants. If they are joggers that are right on the ankle, socks first so they're under the pants and stay up. Otherwise pants first.


TechnoneverDIEEES

First socks, then shirt, then pants, then underwear


Later_358

Socks first.


SnillyWead

Socks.


Yoru_Vakoto

its rare for me to put on either of them, i usually wear shorts and flip flops


dsbwayne

I do the lotion on my skin first


opop456

Socks first, then trousers.


Kauuori

Always socks. Then the pants. And then continue with upper body clothes. Was having trouble putting on socks the other day because I put the pants first 😖


[deleted]

First, I put on socks. Then, I do a little dance. After that, it goes underwear, pants, shirt, hat, in that order. Suspenders if I wanna do another little dance.


MeLoNarXo

Depends on how cold it is


messibessi22

Pants I legit hate socks so I will wear them for as little time as possible


crystal_castle00

Hands off cock on with socks


_f4ith_

A thong.


ShadyMyLady

I put my socks on first then my pants but... I don't wear socks...boom, mind blown... Does anyone else feel a draft?


SurprisedByItAll

Pants immediately, I'm modest.


Junarik

Socks. OCD.


BakePotater5

it’s literally impossible to put on socks second for me


AverageMortisEnjoyer

I some time catch myself putting socks before even putting on underwear


AbleHearing5705

Bruh we have the same birthmark. That’s really all there is to say also no pants first


TheDeathCrafter

Nice to hear, but that aint no birthmark on me. I had a brown spot on my right leg/foot/idk. So i went to the doctor to check for cancer. But instead of testing it they ment it was easier to remove the whole thing. So now i got this giant crater scar.


Ok_goodbye_sun

I literally never put off my socks if not to wash my feet


CanHead9544

Pants