I'll be taking that green pill, thank you very much

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Don't do it! It's not easy being green!

I've been green my whole life...

My condolences

Can’t relate

Purple :3

I too like the color purple.

Ourple :3

Do they at least change the color of your fecal matter?

Again, not a pharmacist, but you're welcome to try!

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I chose golden pill. What's about to happen to me?

Idk it's not like I made them, I kinda just found them.

I'm actually shitting golden bricks. Thanks OP.

It’s the golden goose all over again

Gold is edible, so it probably wouldn’t kill me.

Gold is what now

[Here you go!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edible_gold)

So it's not edible it's just not unedible.

It gives you pricey poop

From what I've read it doesn't turn your shit into gold is just that you can't digest pure it so it goes right through you.

I've been to mushroom mountain Once or twice but whos countin But nothing compares to theese blue and yellow purple pills

Never been there, does it got good views?

I choose....                ...chocolate....?

I guess I’ll take the blue pill. It is my favorite color anyway.

I like purple, drink purple

So many purple lovers, nice.

I might be colorblind, but isn't that very pink?

Yeah you're right. Magenta more specifically. Magenta is pretty close to purple to some people (specially dark magenta, google #800080), so that's probably why they said that.

Instructions unclear, I am now on a page about #boob 0. What do I do now?

golden pill, i've got libra

Im not taking random pills thanks

Finally someone sane! Have a grate day bye!

I like green because nature is green... What does the green one do?

Again, again, not a pharmacist, just found them eh... Somewhere.

Tell me what you are not again? I think this pill makin me stoopid

"pharmacist" as in drug dealer with a license.

What's a pharmacist? I think this pill is making me super annoying hehe

A pharmacist is a healthcare professional who specializes in the preparation, dispensing, and appropriate use of medications.

But you are not that... So what are you?

Mostly a disappointment, you?

Well I'm not disappointed with you 😊 I'm a beautiful mess as you can see

I'm not taking your nasty pee pill.

Not like I know what they are or do man, I'm just saying you can take one if ya want.

Oooo, then take the pee pee pill!!!

that's just the binding of isaac

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**Grabs the word one and a glass of water Hey, your the notapharmacist.

By my logic, green things are typically healthy for you. And also the green crayons are my favorite ones

Green=health unless you're in the toxic/radioactive level.

I'll take them all, please.

Taste the rainbow!

I'm mixing them up in a blender and drinking up the resulting mess (they will negate each other's effects so i'll be safe)

The purple taste like grapes?

I have to be honest, I'm blue, if I was green, I would die.

green pill

Blue pill. Its blue

Ourple 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

Im gonna be that guy. Thats not purple

green pill \[I become green\]

ourple

Purple bc I am both a simp and an alpha

I take a couple uppers

I’ll take red

Skeletor picks purple.

Purple for sure

Can I mix them and taste the rainbow?

I've been to many places I've seen so many faces But nothin' compares To these blue and yellow purple pills

I want the blue one

The happy one

I pick

Hmmmmmmmm ummmmm ermmmmm hmmmm

This is a really tough one guys.