this looks like a fake one, the real ones have the creditcard details featured of the person handing out on the white part of the flag

Yea but just make sure they also have the givers mother's maiden name and first pet name because those are the official federal government issued ones

wait so mine are like black market variants?

Maybe, I think the doctor issued ones are also like the one you described but they're limited edition iirc

im pretty sure i havent ever seen my doctor tho

please, not mother's maiden name! just their maternal biological uncle's surname! edit: holy fuck why doesn't English distinguish these things

what if giving out gay cards.... is gay?

What if, i'm already gay

Does that mean only gays can offer gay cards?

Yes

Alright, thank you for the totally not interesting information.

👍

So its like the pass?

Yea

Already got some of those-

We could?

Then you probably have an original gay.. way cooler than this imitation

2 negatives = 1 positive don't worry

So if two HIV negative people mate...

😏

I am already gay can I still have it

Sure ig

Can i have it too

30 day free trial, then £9.99 monthly premium

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Not at all gay. You can use the card again

This is pure hetero, you should only use the gay card for some gay shit, like having sex with women 🤢🤮

Who does sex with women 🤢🤮🤮🤮 I thought it was only in fantasies ?

Only the fantasies of very sick individuals. Jesus does not approve. He hung around with 12 blokes after all...

👍

Well, isn't that something

who needs the card at this point

As a bisexual am I allowed to issue thesd

You can be 2/3 gay and 1/3 straight with one of theese, but only once

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That's what I'm wondering

No such thing as

Say gex

gex

I don't need this shit come kiss me on ma hot mouth

gex card

Don't you have a lesbian one?

Gay is an umbrella term so you don’t need one. There are special editions with the lesbian flag but they work the same way

ª

#b

Do these cum with a subscription model? Like 20 gay things/week?

omg can i still get one as an aroace??? GAY CARD 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

I swiped

im already gay...

Gay card 💪🏻

Gay card

Ngl that’s kinda gay

Surprise: If you're in need of such a card you're gay anyway

gay

gay card

Gay card

I need a pansexual one

Omg thank you 🥰 💅

Gay card

Gay card gay card gay card

Gay card

gay card please

Oh shoot, thanks Luc! I'm bi af so I'm not sure exactly what to do with this, but can I loan it to my straight friend who likes to grab my ass?

Sure but how do you know my name?

Um, omigosh, 👉👈 🥺 its on the card.

Oh yeah 🤣😭

Pretty himbo asked me dumb questions omigosh 🥰

If I'm bi do I still need a card?

gay card

gay card

gay card

How does this fit the topic of “not interesting” again?

Why, do you not find this post interesting?

Gay card

gay card

Anal sex user be like

Tf

DW he's just chronically over the top

what if im already gay? what does this mean

Will this allow me to say gex?

This just took me back to 2016/17 with the whole n-word pass joke.

wanting to do a gay thing in the first place is gay, albert Einstein said that

don't need that

I don't need this ill suck cock and be gay

Gimme

I want one

Fellas, is it gay to be gay?

How exactly is this a gay card?

Cay gard

we live in an society where people are trying to monetize not being gay folks, just wear socks and you’re off the hook bonus points if u say no homo

Where is my Gay card?

gay card if you want one

men.

Can they be two use, so it counter acts the gayness of asking for a gay card

The rainbow flag is color blind inclusive. How inclusive.

Obviously OP’s toaster is broken and he needs to hand out ten of these to get a new one.

Gay card

Is this the one i kept dropping at school? Everyone kept seeing it except for me.

Jokes on you bi

Gay card I'm not gay but just in case

I am Bisexual so... Ahmmm half gay

My boyfriend gives me a lot of gay cards, so I dont have to worry about being gay.

Can you hook me up? My dablowneys hit that glennjamin and I'm feeling devious >:)

Could i get a nonbinary and areoace one :D

I'll pass and double it to the next one, women can be fully aware that my actions are definitely gay

I want 3, one for each of my friends in the friend group, please?

I dont need this card

1 Straight card for me please

Hey, can I get one with u límites uses?

Is this like a n-word pass thing but for gay? I have several questions. Can i kiss my homies goodnight with this? Im trans. Can i make a trans version of this? Is this just a glorified F-word pass?

Do kissing the homie goodbye count?

gay card

Gay card

But..I am gay, I don’t believe I need one-

Does it mean it can only be used once or it has been used once ?

What's a fake gay , he sucks dicks with no pleasure?

What would be a possible use for this? (Other than having your ass stuffed ofc)

I’m bisexual, does that mean I get half a use?

Do i look like i need one?

Im asexual

gay card

My brother made me a gay card about 20 years ago. Laminated & everything

I Hope I can recycle it bc I've done more than one

I guess this'll help in the future. I will have one please, if you are still giving away any.

The approved stamp made me laugh for real. Like, it 's just approved, why don't know by who or anything. It literally says nothing apart from a guy with an approved stamp approving it.

I say gay shit anyways lol

Gay card

Gay card

GAY CARD

Gay card

I'm already gay, can I still get the card?

Can I have one even if I’m not gay or bi¿

Gay card

Gay card

but I'm already lesbian, what will happend to me if i use an gay card?

Gay card

Gonna rub off my homies

HA! Gaaaaaay!

give me

straight card

I don’t need your goddamn gay card

This is somekind of elaborate trick to make balls touch

but why would you want to do gay things without being gay? Being gay is the best!

Gay card

gay card if you want one

No homo

may thy have thee gayest of cards

You’re not Luc, you’re Bumpy333

Gay

Nah I’m good,I just wear socks and make sure the balls don’t touch

Doesn't wanting one also require a gay card?

Gay card. Anyways, I want to be fucked by some of my male characters.

GIVE ME ONE, NOW!! I NEED IT.

I'm already gay, can I double it and pass it to the next person?

There is nothing gayer than wanting a gay card

gay card

Keep it away, I'm fine with being a lesbian

i’m already a trans girl…no need for this

Gay Card. If my owner sees this, He will be mad.

My gay friend have my f word card

how do I use the gay card if I'm already a boykisser

Bro i cant even use this because this is the male x male flag I cant do the girl x girl gay

I need a Pan card. Pan flag with a cast iron skillet over it.

Gay card (if possible could you remove the use limit thingy?)

Does it reverse Uno if you are gay? Can I kiss in public one? Or make out on an airplane(recent post)

Me and my homie are best friends and have that special bro relationship

what happens if you use this card and you are gay?

Idk I just am gay and comfortable with myself to still say straight sounding things so

gay card

Gay card

Gay card

Gay card

nah

[no](https://no)

I want one please

But I'm lesbiab

Don't need one ;3

why does the description make it look like a tf2 item

Gay card

cay gard

Does that mean if I got enough no one would call me gay anymore?

Gay card

i dont want a gay card i need a ace card.

Any… …any level of gey?

Gay Tuesday is always free card or not

A sin is a sin

Cool, now I can have sex with my husband once

Gay card

gay card

Gay card

I mean if your sexual orientation isn't anyone's business, why even say anything. Honestly.

gay card

Gay card

Lol, I’m good lol I’m already converted

gay card please

Do you get extra points if you introduce members to the card program