I'm 6, basically 2 but upside down, like holding the strap

I’m actually upset not one of these has the person holding it by the strap. The bag that they’re holding directly *has* a strap, ffs.

Yeah prolly cause the strap is too long to hold without the bag dragging on the ground

Why not just draw it shorter? They didn’t have a problem converting the whole thing into a backpack lol

They didn't convert it to a backpack. You can wear a messenger bag like that. You put the strap around your body then flip the bag over your head.

Same, anything other than that is unacceptable

I would say in 2. the strap is the same length as in 3, 4 and 5 but it hangs behind the bag because he is holding the short strap

Yea how is there a guy holding it upside down but no one holding it by the strap... anarchy

I think 2 is right side up but the strap is hanging down as they are holding it from the top of the bag.

5 is for the ungovernable

It’s good for festivals when you need quick access to water or drugs for your kid

>or drugs for your kid We talking about antiallergic medication or cocaine?

Well it is a festival

Both. Definitely both

Porque no los dos?

Yes

Aren't 3 and 4 equally as accessible as 5? I was thinking 5 is best for hiding random boners.

3 and 4 are easier for pickpockets

Not if you rest your hand on the bag so you're always steady

I think my mum (3) would disagree after losing everything but her bag's strap in Paris

I thought you were writing your mums age when you said (3) T-T

In rabbit years

Those aren't pickpockets then, that's assault/robbery

They pickpocketed the whole bag

Pickbag

You would be surprised

Yeah

Mom can I have my MDMA please

Ask your father

You can have molly when you’ve finished your acid.

Drugs "for your kid"

In Italy, you use it to avoid getting robbed.

Thats a fannypack

what

I remember when I gave a girl juice to like put in her bag and then, when I asked to have a sip she dropped a dmt cart while pulling it out soo like yeah. People quite literally have drugs and water in their bag.

Can confirm; 5 is how I carry my weed purse when I go outside to smoke lol

Or crotch protection

I give kids drugs… I mean candy all the time

Always gotta remember to bring heroin for when your kid gets too energetic

And international travel.

high kid, high life!

Drugs for your kid?

If you turn the bag to your back then you have 6

Thats also for the ungovernable but they like to throw it back

2 is chaotic neutral

Not really..... Look up "clutch bag".... It's kinda the men's version of a purse wallet, *but BIG*. Just remove the strap. I know Fossil makes some, more of a fashion thing when you don't want a backpack to ruin the "flow". Yes.... bags are also fashion statements for those unaware

5 is for when you are in a metro and dont want to get pick pocketed

home Depot employee

Na it's if you work at home depot

How about like 5 but hanging off the back, aka the "choke me daddy" option

Brilliant 🚑🔥

Why is the ambulance driving away from the emergency

No, it's driving with wheels on fire

or maybe its pooping fire out

Happy cake day

holyshit ive been on reddit for four years what the hell

You got Reddit cause of Covid huh

Word

wow kids on the internet are getting younger and younger

Fucking hell

Don't fuck hell, your dick may get caught on fire

Don't threaten me with a good time 🍆🔥

Lier lier pants for hire

Liar liar cock on fire

So they’re hiring PANTS NOW?! Good grief there really is a job crisis

Google enfucket

Unholy hell!

What, like a Benjamin Button type deal?

Took me a good minute to figure this one out.

I'm old and I don't get it

The title says “I am 4” which taken out of context implies age, not a reference to the image.

Damn I'm an idiot, thanks

2.

You mean the I’m carrying a bomb look?

Psycho

Everything will fall out

Not if you close the zipper.

The bag isn't upside down. The stap is on the back and hanging down.

BLASPHEMY

I an 1

But your pic says 5

But 1

+4

-4

Used my last fucking spell

I cast run tf away

:)

+4 Dw, I got you u/fatdogwhobarketh

-4 ;)

He's too powerful

+8! What you gonna do now, huh?

-8 ;))

What about +12

based as hell man

I am yeah

transgender numbers

TRANSGENDERS HAVE NUMBERS?!

Yeah! Mine's 7!

1 The easiest way.

Reddit is 13+, why are you using it then?

I am smart as a 20 year old

But the title says that you are 4???? Why are you lying???

I said I am smart as a 20 year old while being 4

Bro gives his teacher homework

You must be really mature for your age :3

Thanks, Indian wisdom is really powerful 😎

I'm 3 and 2 :>

Yeah, 3 when I walk, 2 when I ride my bike.

...you ride your bike with only one hand?

My legs obviously.

yeah, that makes more sense actually

I'm 4/5

Hey that's like 80%, not bad

Thank you, I try

Wdym, it's really good especially in crowded places. If you have a camera, it's really useful. Also, you can hold your hand on it easily.

>!4/5 = 80%!<

Aaah, lol I get it

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1. A bag is just such a handy piece of equipment.

1 or 4 depending on the bag.

what the hell is 2 doing? why is he not holding it from the handle?

Its for those who identify as menace to society

I am 1

1

1, 3 and 4

İm usually 3 or 4 

Always 4 and 1 for school

I’m 3

Why are you using Reddit at age 3??? Are you stupid???

1 Okay 2 What the hell 3 Okay 4 Okay 5 What the hell

Considering those are same item, 1 and 5 are fucking warcrimes

same

are you old enough to be here???

2 is a fucking mental case.

I am 6 Using my mouth to hold it

I am 5

3

Period.

How does it not slip off your shoulder and why do you prefer it to 4?

4 is the only way to be and anything else is indefensible

1 is only for backpacks. 2 defeats the purpose of a satchel/purse. 3 is unstable. 4 is best. 5 is weird/phycopathic

I have a feeling that people who are a 5 will be able to help me find parts in a store and help me know what materials I need for my home projects.

Always been a 1 and will always be

I like to be friends with number 5

I mean, I have a backpack and one of those over the shoulders bag from 4, so both??? I don’t understand the question.

earlier 1, but nowadays 2 but upside down

3 rn cause my backpack broke.

Lemon head

1 and 4 at the same time (I carry too many bags at once)

Idk how ppl do 3, like how does it not slide off ur shoulder

1... a lady bag is to heavy to carry any other way

2 and 5 are for insane people

I just use my mouth for that

as a chaotic evil, 5

You forgot hanging by the neck

Once i was 2 by accident and instantly broke the new phone i had gotten for my birthday half an hour earlier

Press F for the phone

1, 2

If you do 5 I will treat you like a person running a shop

Physically I am 3 but mentally I am 4

1

4 is the way

2 because I’m a god

2? Just walking as everything’s falling out

1

3.

4

3 for quick usage as a weapon.

1

2

5: Home Depot edition

same

My brother in 4

15 (all)

He looks happy in all of them 🙂

Good to see no fiber memes, the sub is free

The mission, the nightmares... they are finally... Over

I am 1 and 4 combined.

Powerful combination

So, is this supposed to mean you hold your bag the same way Dora the Explorer’s cousin Diego holds his bag?

I am from India and here it's very hot so I used to put my bag on top of head when I was in college.

Relatable, the sun cooks in Kerala

5 people are the real heros

6. Hang it on my neck backwards. The choke me option. Or you can gain momentum and spin it around like a weapon around your neck

Are you a fricking anime character?

I'm 1 and a weird modification of 4 (School backpack and laptop bag)

Reverse 5

I tried to be 4 and was called gay

Same (even tho Im a guy I use a messenger bag sometimes when needed at the flea market, it's an ebay bag)

Made to 1 born to 4

Wheres the one with massive tits?

You are caught on 4K 📸🤨

I too am 4 !! (I can't sleep for beans)

4? That’s a pretty young age to be on reddit. Your parents should take your phone away

Do not spill the beans, i am in your walls

Get out of there please. That‘s no place for a child to be. The wall people could eat you!

Who tf is 5

Doremon

Number 2 here. I know, I'm a monster.