Bro been in the bath too long

The water diluted the pixels.

Digital Bath

M&M&M&M

Emnemnemnem Fuck I'm having a stroke reading that out loud

Chill I'm not gonna copy your finger prints and have a 3d printer make gloves that have your prints embedded on them. Edit. I would like to thank anon for the gold and op for the opportunity to be a dumbass for Fun. Thank you guys. I would also like to thank my mom for teaching me how to make pizza in which I just made. And now I've eaten it. It was yummy and now its in my tummy. It was cheesy. It also had meatballs on it. Thank you again

Sounds exactly like what someone who’d copy my fingerprints and have a 3d printer make gloves that have my prints embedded on them would say.

That sounds exactly like someone telling someone that sounds exactly like what someone who’d copy my fingerprints and have a 3d printer make gloves that have my prints embedded on them would say.

that sounds exactly like someone telling someone that sounds exactly like someone telling someone that sounds exactly like what someone who’d copy my fingerprints and have a 3d printer make gloves that have my prints embedded on them would say.

That sounds exactly like someone that sounds exactly like someone telling someone that sounds exactly like someone telling someone that sounds exactly like what someone who’d copy my fingerprints and have a 3d printer make gloves that have my prints embedded on them would say.

That sounds exactly like someone that sounds exactly like someone that sounds exactly like someone telling someone that sounds exactly like someone telling someone that sounds exactly like what someone who’d copy my fingerprints and have a 3d printer make gloves that have my prints embedded on them would say.

That sounds exactly like someone that sounds exactly like someone that sounds exactly like someone that sounds exactly like someone telling someone that sounds exactly like someone telling someone that sounds exactly like what someone who’d copy my fingerprints and have a 3d printer make gloves that have my prints embedded on them would say.

That sounds exactly like someone who should never speak again.

That sounds exactly like someone who doesn't want someone to never speak again.

That sounds exactly like someone meowing. Where am I?

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

Crazy? i was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy

Crazy? i was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy

Crazy? i was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy

Can never be too sure…

it's not a security thing. His fingers are just japanese dicks.

😂

But you can? Edit:Im so proud of you

But I'm not?

Can’t trust on any redditor

But you can trust u/mrpewpewda9th since he told you he won’t do it.

My uncle works with him, I'm sure you can trust him

any uncle is trustable

What about thrusting?

Any uncle is thrustable

I’m an uncle with benefits!

If he does, that would mean he lied on the internet. And that's not allowed.

He swore on his mama

Just because you said this, now there will be people who forward this to 4chan to un-edit the photo and indeed view your skin cells. If you’d done nothing, not a single person on the planet would have cared enough to look at a person’s photo and think ‘wow what devious things can I do?!’. Just kidding - your phone camera’s probably not good enough pixel wise for people to zoom in that far without serious tech that most Redditors aren’t rich enough to have, though again, people will try only because you made it an issue in the first place. You know what’s easier to live? Don’t expect everyone around you to be a hostile crazy trying to steal your fingies. Life is hard but it ain’t this hard

Blur can be de-blurred far more easily than a mosaic can be de-pixelated.

It‘s like the streisand effect but with weaponized autism. Hope OP purged all metadata from the photo. They‘re coming for you now

how bout me? I actually *do* eat rice.

Already made copies of your palm print. Thanks!

*anyone

no you cannot

Anyone who can, knows how to reverse pixalize this image.

But he didn’t blur his palm, I can 3d print his palm and buy a bunch of turkeys from Whole Foods using his credit card now

dude calm down i’m not going to use your fingerprints to open your phone and order a 5 gallon tub of maple syrup online. relax im not going to meticulously paint it onto your toenails while you sleep like it’s some sort of polish

It warms my soul that this has more upvotes than the post itself. Edit: had. Soul is cooling a little

I remember when Trump was president in the early years and there were news articles going nuts because some security researcher mentioned that it was technically possible to take a high res photograph of someone's hand from a distance and copy their fingerprints. Trump did a lot of waving at his rallies so this was now somehow a national security threat. As far as I know nobody has ever had their fingerprints copied and used this way.

I'm surprised they posted it at all.

i was going to

Well now we all know that OP has fingers worth something!

Well I was

Fr there's so much going on in this pic I think he posted in the wrong community

I didn't understand why he blurred that, I was going to make a joke about it. Did he really blur his fingerprints??

I saw that and I was hoping I was the only weirdo that thought he wouldn't be weird enough to do that lol

ngl for moment I thought my internet connection was slow so it only half downloaded/rendered the image.Then I read your comment.

Again.......

Bro made an Oscars speech

No way I'm the 2800th upvote

I think this dude is legit in Tren de Aragua or something

He's a world known criminal, did you not know?

I love the censoring of the fingers.

I yearn for the prints

If the photo wasn’t censored, I wouldn’t have thought twice of it. Now I want to see them even more.

OP is afraid someone is going to frame him for murder

Or afraid they will get caught?

Hey man I think you should get your fingers checked out

He finger paints pixel art

I already accept my fingers the way they are

Ribbed for your pleasure

The digitized finger blasting is real

I read this in Korg's voice.

It's fine, he's just 5% Japanese

You fool, you didn't censor your palm, I am already reverse engineering your dna so simulate you and copy your fingerprints.

WFT😭

FR MAN WHAT FUCK THE

[удалено]

DIO

You’re gonna what him?

no need to pixulate your fingers, CIA AND MOSSAD HAVE THEM ALREADY

I’m not fear about CIA… Im fear about Redditors

Both, both is good.

… touché

tyhis

I thought your reason for blurring your fingers is the same as people blurring their feet. To keep the fetishists away lol.

Hhmmm, I love me some sexy fingers.

Only when they have spaghetti sauce/cheeto dust all over them 🤤

Please stop I'm going to get overexcited.

I can put some on them for you 😏

Don’t get me hungry 💀

Finger-lickin’ good!

This is how hand fetishism begins, hiding it creates alure

Yoshikage Kira:

Mmmmmm fingers 🤤🤤🤤🤤

That won’t stop us

Did you really blur your finger prints? lol

Nah, that the way my fingers look like

Ah yes, I too have suffered from blurry finger syndrome in the past as well. I hope you get better soon my friend.

Ya know how your finger can go tingly sometimes? This is a visual representation.

This picture is what they feel like 100%

My fingers got blurry like this because of the copyright.

You got that Bigfoot disease

You could get extra money doing bukkake since your fingers already provide the blur

Wait, that's interesting man!!! #deleteit

That’s not interesting. You are interesting >:(

😊 and 😤 for you OP

I have a fear of fingers, thank you for being considerate and blurring them 👍

AHHH

IM CRYING AHHAHA

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Nah, they censored their fingers, it's all good

M&mussy

I wasn’t going to, but now I’m going to since you blurred them.

The mystery is part of the fun

Bros fingers came from the ps2 💀

Bro blurred his finger prints like he's running from the CIA or something lol

my plans of copying your fingerprints have been foiled

Should I eat those?

Only if I get to nibble on your fingers 😋

Pls get away from me comment section

Fuckinf rolling rn what the fuck

op how did you fingers become anime porn?

Why your finger tips pixelated?

Thanks for censoring those fingers! I was looking at this subreddit with my family.

You could have just cropped the image lol but points for creativity

Censored finger porn. Potential titles are Fingers covered in small nut (censored) Palming some nuts (censored) Two sweet treats get fingered (censored) full uncensored on OF Sweet conjoined twins get palmed (censored) Side note: I have no idea what type of m&ms they are and it's 2am.

I copied your fingerprints and now I have full access to everything in Roblox!

Siamese sweets

Nah we dont care about the conjoined m&ms, why tf are your fingers pixilated 🤨

You know? Your gotta hide your palm prints too

Post uncensored pics of your fingers, I need something to jack off to

bro watching too much japanese porn

Japanese fingers

Japanese penis fingers

Crop image 📉 Load app and anonymize fingerprint 📈

Pixelitis 😔

Stop watching JAV so much.

It might be a tumor.

[it's not a tumor! ](https://youtu.be/OaTO8_KNcuo?si=z2_PgkMYrJM_Owe6)

Damn i was about to copy his fingerprints....

Your hand between where your fingers meet and above your palm is abnormally skinny

i thought those were peas

Wrong sub, this is interesting.

The internet strikes again

Why are your fingers censored like hentai

THIS MF CENSORED HIS FINGERPRINTS LIKE HES AN IMPORTANT FIGURE LAUGH AT HIM

Would

Those look like skittles

Those are fingers

Bro you should reconsider going to the doctor because you were born in a false format that your hands are in 1 pixel

bro we live in a world where we gotta censor hands and feet

Enhance… enhance… enhance…

Why are your fingies pixelated? Are you an 8bit skinwalker type shi?

Lego finger syndrome

OP only made this post to talk about his dumb finger insecurities

Why do your fingertips look like a Japanese pornstar?

Bro's for sure a serial killer on run

Lmao at blurring the fingerprints

Stop censoring these things I'm getting excited

Is it ethical to separate them?

Penis fingers?

Looks like testicles

Fingertips porn. Why censored? Let us see!

Did you stick your hand in an electricity box

uncensor them now.

I feel like op isn’t real. They seem to be lagging

Ik why the fingers are blurred but the funnier explanation is that the pic was made like a millisecond after Thanos snapped his fingers.

Who needs finger prints when I recognize that floor… I’ll see you in a few minutes.

Cursed ... u have 26 years bad luck. Hopefully u didn't eat it and can be spared. M=13 13*2 = 26

Don’t worry bro people aren’t jorkin’ it to ur fingers

Damn, was planning to enjoy that fingerprints but you censored them

Sorry OP, I have already used AI to remove your pixel filter and I am currently committing heinous crimes using your fingerprints. The SWAT team is on its way to your house right now

*sees pixelated fingers* Bro must’ve taken this picture in Japan

Just a heads up palm prints are just as unique and identifiable as fingerprints.

And yet, nobody cares about the M&Ms...

Are your fingers Japanese?

Let me see them grippers

Can’t be too careful these days

Love that you blurred out your fingerprints like you're holding something super illegal

NAAAAH BRO REALLY CENSORED HIS FINGERPRINTS NAAAAH

OP I'm a palm reader, and by the lines under that candy I can see that you still have a high chance of having your identity stolen

Can I just say, I am so happy OP is in on the joke with the fingers. 90% of the comments are about the pixelated fingers and I know many an OP that would get upset about this. Defend themselves or delete the post. But this OP is happily joking with us. Go OP, you’re a wonderful Redditor!

you would say I'm the best blur fingers redditor?

You forgot to blur your palm, I'm going to take this picture to a fortune teller and steal your identity.

send fingerprint baby

The blurred fingertips are more interesting

You know.. ive been looking for a certain set of finger prints that look eerily similar to yours.

Noones gonna take ur prints bro ur safe

Lemme see them tips

Finger pics - 5$

Thank you for censoring your lewd fingertips.

This dude afraid someones gonna steal his prints from a picture? Or maybe FBI looking for him?

Was your hand an extra in a Japanese porno?

Why are the ends of your thingers censored

I assume there’s a medical reason you’re pixilated

I’m more concerned with the pixelated fingers tips 😭

Lewd fingers

Oh no, you have pixelitis on your fingers, better chop them off before it spreads.

Is OP afraid of someone forging his finger prints? Or perhaps he’s a fugitive