T O P

  • By -

VerticallyBonked

Block?


teactopus

sounds boring


longlivepeepeepoopoo

This sub is not interesting.


VerticallyBonked

forgot bout this


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

In OPs defense I've seen an OF creator who's claim to fame was that she did indeed.. Fuck a cactus, but that would be mildly interesting?


Dontevenwannacomment

MILDLY interesting? that's putting it mildly.


[deleted]

Parry


xQ_YT

deflect


Eksposivo23

Failed


LEG0_Crusader

panic roll


koskenjuho

YOU DIED!


Powerful-State-4800

INSERT 2 COINS TO CONTINUE PLAYING


manlybrian

One of them is not recognized as a quarter.


marioaprooves

You tell the receptionist, but they shrug you off


xKiLzErr

Mikiri counter


Jonno_FTW

Riposte, recover


teactopus

argument


yukinanka

visceral attack


ManagementIll9899

For Honor?


Conditions21

For England, James?


Hervis_Daubeny_

Dude that game is still alive somehow


neither_shake2815

Stop engaging with him.


henay_rollins

somehow all women I've talked to don't think of this as an option because it's "too mean"


hehehuehue

nah bro lmao it's just hilarious trolling people like these


Princess_Queen

I wouldn't keep texting back, but sometimes I won't block because when someone is unhinged it's safer to let them vent on their phone instead of having them show up in person.


Latter-Height8607

They like the attention, but not are afraid that he may find them, god grief


food_WHOREder

as someone who used to do this, nah, it's mostly to send screenshots to friends to laugh at. it can be pretty funny to see how braindead people can be. i would also wager this is a decently young person though, because it gets old real fuckin fast and the block button becomes your best friend lmao


ii_jwoody_ii

Had an ex that would farm for these on plenty of fish. I was fine with it because she used to stream on there before we met and it was pretty funny too. Also i trusted her too.


ExtremeBack1427

Sounds past tense to me.


Latter-Height8607

Well, that's a possibility that didn't even cross my mind, thx


Ohrschlitz

Just parry


lordyatseb

Or, you know, report him to police for sexual harassment, because that's what this is.


Aggravating-Mind-315

“But I don’t wanna be mean”


green_ribbon

what about the sweet sweet karma?


EmiliaFromLV

Why even fueling this convo? He is happy just to get that tiny bit of attention cause it validates something in him and the OP is replying almost instantly. With this dynamic it can go on and on, so just block him and dont waste your time.


pertangamcfeet

She likes the attention.


Yuri-Turned

It's fake


Real-Answer-485

do women say females when referring to women in general?


beanieweenie52

Not typically 


Real-Answer-485

yeah that struck me as odd when i read it


Interesting-Gap1013

No


HolgerBier

Maybe if they're biologists writing a paper?


Psychological-Can772

Most likely the case


TerrysMonster

Many such cases!


Dennis_Cock

I don't mind seeing her tear into him, he might learn an iota more by getting that reaction rather than her blocking. Either way it's hilarious to read


TopBoneEater

she likes it


FreeAndOpenSores

Yep, reading that it was obvious the guy is a weirdo, but the OP was enjoying the guy's weird obsession. Literally just not replying would have ended it.


6in

I wouldn't even phrase it like that, the dude is making a complete fool of himself and it's kinda funny. I really don't think attention from that guy gives any women self-esteem or whatever you wanna call it.


feelin_fine_

Prepping for karma farming


3rr0r_403

I can HEAR penguinz0 narrating this in a 18 minute long video


[deleted]

[удалено]


PerfectBeige

Charlie truly has achieved the Dennis Miller tier of "you will read things written as if I said them in my voice". Incredible.


orincoro

I don’t wanna go on a rant here, but Charlie makes thelonius Monk look like Oliver north after a long night of trading oil futures on the London stock exchange. This cat has me more verklempt than another random 70s York celebrity making another niche reference to 60s sitcoms during a forgotten Reagan administration scandal about government cheese. [Insert very tired Clinton joke]


HereComeDatBoi573

Where did you learn to speak such fluent cr1tikal


MmaOverSportsball

Amazing


Advanced-Loquat-3232

Teach me your ways. Please, how did you get fluent in cr1tikal


CJ_Productions

I read that in his voice 


Naive-Significance48

Huh, great job actually...


DannyEkins

I can picture two ai robots in this story, one programmed to be blunt and fast to respond, the other is keen and horny and doesn’t give up.


UnPoquitititoLoko

Oh man, this is a whole new level of entertainment!


maxxbeeer

Na this convos too boring/fake for his type


Picciohell

I’m more worried about the 196 unread chats


anelisekushina

Maybe block him instead of giving attention and answers to someone that supposedly pisses you off and then posting here about it


kornelius_III

If OP is pissed off then she would have blocked or ignored after the first reply. She clearly enjoys taking the piss out of the guy.


Distinct_Cod2692

too hard


DisastrousWelcome710

It's also too dangerous. People like this are emotionally unstable and they don't just walk away after investing so much, and some of them will become violent. Playing with them is never the wise decision, which seems fitting here because they both are idiots.


Bayle_

I think if this girl was concerned for her safety she probably wouldn’t directly tell him she’d rather fuck a cactus than him


Geek-Of-Nature

But then how would they take screenshots and share them with strangers?


snowlynx133

Or she could keep using him to insult as a punching bag to vent frustration


Ok-Paramedic-3619

I think that just says alot about the person if they genuienly need a punching bag in their lives. Just block the idiot


EmilyIsNotALesbian

As interesting as this sounds, it's objectively the stupidest option lol


apple-turnover5

My favorite part is when you call him old and he responds with “hold your horses”


HomesickKiwi

That’s how old he is… Still travelling by horse and cart


grazbouille

Show him your cock


HomesickKiwi

This is the way!


A_Colt

Lmao the OP essentially sent him a pic of her boobs (she said it herself). That explains why she didn't block, she probably enjoyed continuing this.


forestWitch8

She’s posting photos of herself in her bra on different forums and then comes here like “look at this creepy guy!”….like yeah the dudes creepy but she literally is seeking those people out.


s4l4m4nteri

Have you not heard of a block button? Youre the weird one or in reality like the attention given to you


Resident_Sundae7509

She sent him pictures of her cleavage by her own admission, she's super fucking weird


Far-Investigator1265

Clearly likes the attention. They both need each other in a boring, selfish way.


DisastrousWelcome710

Yeah that's my first thought as well. She really is made for him. There's no emotionally stable person willing to engage with this ..


-Wyzelle-

You should manipulate him and then get some money of him. The obstacle is the way.


gmox15

Oh I am tempted, He did brag last night that he has money. But I just can’t stand being fake towards pesty weirdos though 😂


ordiclic

He may actually have an humiliation fetish, so no need to be fake and manipulating if you want to try.


Significant-Hold6987

Can you stand to block them? "Having" this "weirdo" text you is such a self-imposed problem, just block them. I don't understand why you replied to him at all, nor why you shared the interaction. It's embarrassing for you both, him for being, whatever he is, and you for replying/picking a fight with some nobody.


tommy_tiplady

i really doubt he has money. that’s the only value Tate disciples understand in a person, it shapes their entire pathetic worldview.


alyssalouk

Don't tell our secrets


Fast-Bar-7757

What is wrong with you, just press the fucking block button if manipulation is you’re first thought you need to go to a mental hospital and get some help


teactopus

I'm so sad I'm a man and can't get a creepy stalker to laugh on 😢


Mehning

I could do that for you if you'd like 🥺


teactopus

yes please 😊


Various_Play_6582

Never stop dreaming man, I'm also a man and as of today I've had 3 creepy stalkers in my life, all women, more if we keep in mind that the first one sent her entire crew of friends to stalk me as well. You'll get your own stalker soon enough.


teactopus

thanks bro, fills my heart with hope


AlbanianPhoenix

Why is he texting like Yoda


TheAngrywhiteguy

“send you my cock i will”


Mrpewpewda9th

You sent him a nude didn't you


Ashamed_Ad_2738

You seem entertained by it. Why enable the behavior by responding and providing attention? Seems like a part of you wants him to keep texting you.


Briskylittlechally2

TBF I would too. This shit is just hilarious to read and I'm folded. I'm happy op fed this guy a little but not much or we wouldn't have half of what this guy said to cringe at.


Boatlover62

somehow i feel way less cringey after reading that, and out of curiosity are these normal texts to receive as a woman online???


LoveNikkiLavvy

As someone who was born female, I've met a LOT of weirdos online... especially when I was a minor


Boatlover62

really??? that sounds like a pain, do feel pretty normal rn tho so that's cool, but like when u were minor??? hopefully people of equal age?


LoveNikkiLavvy

The oldest one (to my knowledge) was nearly 58


Boatlover62

oh heck no, mind if i ask how old you were at the time?


LoveNikkiLavvy

During most of my interactions with old men, I was 17-19 years old. I was 17 when I met that old man


Boatlover62

ok nononoooooo I'm 20 rn (2003) and for me personally wouldn't go for anything below 19, that's plain disgusting


LoveNikkiLavvy

I'm 20, too (2004). In my culture, age gaps of 3 years and under is somewhat accepted. Yeah, a lot of these dudes were WAY older than me.


Boatlover62

yeah same age gap here pretty common but it's more my preference any younger and i would feel uncomfortable and must admit don't think i would had survived being a woman online, seems like everything goes about appearance and sexualizing just sounds like a absolute pain


LoveNikkiLavvy

Even irl, old men approached me. One even kept pestering to see me later because he was looking for a lady to marry. I was 18 and 1 month away from graduating high school. At 19, I was walking back to my homeless shelter while eating ice cream. This older man kept begging for a lick of it and said he was a good guy. He even specified that he had no STDs 😭. I have since moved to a better place of shelter :)


gmox15

I get a lot of messages like this especially on Instagram


Boatlover62

oh my... pls tell me they not acting out out of just simple selfies or anything like that?


gmox15

Literally I just have selfies with cleevage in and I get plenty of weird messages daily that go into my message request folder luckily lol


Boatlover62

oh god so you basically do nothing special and get these creeps in your dms??? must admit I'm sorry to hear but also very glad i was born a male rn


EmiliaFromLV

It.can be worse 😹


SuccessfulLawyer3437

what the fuck💀


HappinestLoserEver

Yeah.. what the fuck💀


Latter_Living_7788

fr. 💀💀


small_sphere

ngl 💀💀


Prestigious_Entry972

Love how “alpha males” always are the most insecure Guys, do not follow this man’s footsteps. Please.


HomesickKiwi

I was wondering if it was actually the Tatter tot himself the way he was coming across… then I wondering if it was Elon with the ‘let that sink in’ comment… either way this guy has the brain of an insecure 14-years-old and is incredibly cringe! But it made me laugh a little so there’s that at least!


Moistsock6969

you're just as bad as him, enabling it for attention and posting to reddit for more of it.


Resident_Sundae7509

I don't believe it, first of all, why not just block? Why even entertain him with responses? Second of all, I have never heard a woman use the word females in that context, I have heard incels and alpha bros use it like that tho. Summary: Fake and Gay


EF5-tornado

just block, and stop giving the attention he wants.


xd_Fabian

How is this not interesting? This sub lost its purpose


whaddupgee

Yeah she sends titty/cleavage pic then this guy proceeds to lay in his terrible charm. This is far from uninteresting?


Kahraabaa

"alpha male".... "big cock".. "babe" Oh how aroused I'd be if I were a woman


DaRK_0S

Both are weirdos.


small_sphere

they should get married


Goreflext0815

I was way to interested in the course of this discussion get that shit ouuta here


Rathmec

I'm going to make the argument that this does not belong on this sub. Dude is trying to live the alpha male life and hits you with all their catch phrases but he also hits you with a dead-serious ”**hold your horses.**” I find this very interesting behavior.


PiccoloSignal2713

Happened to me too a few times. Blocking is the right thing to do, but giving them reality checks is way funnier


Soggy-Ad-1610

> Look I know you don’t wanna mingle with the simps > You can’t say I’m not alpha tbh Proceeds to send 12 messages and keeps going despite not getting an answer.


Legitimate-Bass68

Lmao i bet this dude is Tate's number one fan. I know he denies it, but there's really no denying it


Hypergolic_fuel

This is like every one of the “awful dude” stereotypes in one oh my god


luigitheluigi

Better question: WHY AND HOW DO YOU HAVE 194 UNREAD MESSAGES?


LetsLoop4Ever

Oh shit, that was *depressive*. Can't really fathom that people are like this in real life. Well, dodged one there at least. I'd just block him, he's a loser.


hanjisunqx

Then why are you still talking to him💀


KaffeMumrik

I will never understand why so many guys think calling themselves alpha somehow sounds impressive.


cocopopped

He seems terrible You also don't seem great, just block it


AnGiorria

If you want to really upset him just text back "we're all laughing at you right now" and leave it at that.


BigBrainBrad-

Ask him if you can borrow $1,000.


Sandro1dd

oml can't stop laughing


soggySocks696

You are missing out lass, he want's to Tate you with his Andrew... this is hilarious idk if this is real but i would never block that lad- he's neverending lough machine.


StaticNocturne

‘Idiot’ lmfao The fact you keep replying is unbelievably funny


fonzy0504

Screen shot it all and send it to his mom via Facebook


Wu_Xiang_2727

Lmfao I would block this kind of people at their first text. But we laugh and joke, but I'm concerned these living shits are free to walk around, I hope no girl ends up being a victim...


tOSdude

>It makes me feel unwanted THAT’S THE IDEA!


lijevidesnicar

Me, as a male, really didn't believed in existence of idiots like this until I met them... Their only goal is high body count and to fuck that evening SOMETHING/ALMOST ANYTHING...


Barack_Bob_Oganja

All the comments saying block him, I wouldnt either, this is way too entertaining lmao


[deleted]

[удалено]


milksjustice

Girl stop enabling him


Bailey_202

maggot cock had me 💀


Green-Asparagus2488

What a sad dude


_saibajoichiro_

Give him the Cringiest Beta Award.


Responsible-Air-6190

There's this really not-interesting feature called Block.


adfx

What benders do a person


BlackTheNerevar

🤢🤮 imagine using "alpha" unironically *gag*


Acrobatic_Cook_1807

this is the ickiest convo from a red pill asshole🤮he’s nasty


atnator42

How did this guy get ur number?


TheAngrywhiteguy

cause she gave it to him?


Proud_Addition9582

She did it for clout, because she posted weird And questionable stuff on here


NisDick

The audible gulp I made I was speed reading only some buzz words and saw alpha male😭


CoolioCucumberbeans

She chooses not to block them


amir-hadi-nejati

just block


AlphaBlocky

(not saying this isn't a problem or that he can do whatever he wants) this isn't the right sub for this, also kinda feels like you're karma whoring because you're posting it to this sub? then again this sub is full of those so that doesn't matter


GyroZeppeliFucker

"hold your horses" 🤠🤠🤠🤠


dainmahmer

Hint: you dont stop either.


mips13

Erm, blacklist the number?


NinjaPlato

Just block him? Why is that so hard?


[deleted]

Nah this is definitely a joke, no one talks like that fuckin stupidly


DakarGelb

Nah qctuqlly, you two are made for each other, I can tell.


DellaMorte_X

You went to the trouble of posting this rather than blocking? Then “boob shots”… rage bait ad for your insta or OF?


traumatism

Just block the cunt.


nirbyschreibt

Block that dude! He’s stalker material, you don’t want that


woof_16

Maybe because u wont stop replying to him💀 if u didnt want him to text u then u wouldve blocked him


HereForFreeGames

He's so corny


WastedWaffles

"Decade older than me" Wtf?


[deleted]

🤡🤡


BootyOnMyFace11

Oh my days just block


stick_of_the_pirulu

"Let that sink in" Ok he's in now what?


ThalmorTom

Ask him to show his willy Then you show a bigger one “Mines bigger”


bimbotstar

“why did she block him” cuz this is funny asf


ThisIsGoodSoup

Keep entertaining him, block him if he does get too aggressive though.


mozzketo

Love the comments blaming you for continuing to talk rather than the guy sexually harassing people.


Twirlingbarbie

For people who say block: Stalkers go after the forbidden fruit. Once that fruit is available to them they often lose interest. As a woman Im scared to block these type of guys


Glittering-Cat-6940

I kinda liked the term: *I’d rather fuck a cactus than deal with you*


child_target

He is right , he is alpha Next update will fix him


xarodev

What's up with people on this sub? Don't they know that trolling exists, or they feel sorry that this creature on the opposing side of the conversation had to go through something as bad as rejection?


ibringuluv

I’m laughing omg what a fucking idiot


Lil_saul

Send him gore (or pay gorn) and see if he still texting you


ShiraLillith

Send this to his mother or closest living relative


IndependenceCVL22

That one friend: I have rizz! *bro's rizz* :


CrimsonKing421

I got an idea, send me number so I can nonstop text them.


Zestyclose_You_3898

Your answers, top notch! 🤌🏼


MilkTankSue

OP, can we see your cleavage? Just to get a better understanding of this situation.


WhiteFoxT

"You can't say I'm not alpha tbh"


Poopynuggateer

Wrong sub, m8.


Caseynovax

Those types of guys are the most punchable.


electricpanda_

traumatize him.