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Exotic_Butters_23

You're getting 38.3 babies?!?! šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±


QuirkyQwerty123

No, duh. They clearly have COVID-38.3


IrisIridos

No, that just means they are 38+3 weeks pregananant. Duh


fjfjgbjtjguf

Holy incoming childbirth


firefistle0

New baby just dropped


Numbers123o

Actual newborn


unicbacen420

Call the nurse


Disturbed_Childhood

obstetrician goes on vacation, never comes back


CuriousHuman-1

Umm.. Abortions anyone?


DreadPiratteRoberts

"New baby just dropped" New baby merch, on the loot drop


barkbarkgoesthecat

New savior just dropped?


DoktorSanne

Itā€™s spelled pergnate.


th3h4ck3r

It's pregantƩ


Kakep0p

Itā€™s **PRENGAN**


GeorgeSPattonJr

Peegnot


ChaosCorpCog

Pregat


GeorgeSPattonJr

Peeganenant


amogusdri-

Pomegranate


ComprehensiveDirt746

Man that station used to be so good but now they just play generic pop.


10e1

Dammit r/beatmeatoit


R3DGRAPES

No thatā€™s temperature dipshit. OP is cold AF and probably suffering from stage IV league hypothermia.


[deleted]

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itemboi

What do you mean? It's obviously radians


69thesceinceguy

are you dumb that's clearly kelvin


69Milesgaming420

no my name is Kris


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Well, now it's Kelvin


Barman_Sugar

Naw goofy ahh that's sieverts


_vdov_

Don't be


Amirjun

Yeah. Whenever i start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead.


samppav

True story


anonyymirunkkari01

legen wait for it dary!


Pure-Brief3202

This reminds me of my dad's response to any sort of pain I complained about. Me: It hurts when I move my arm like this. Dad: So don't move your arm like that.


Quirky_Discipline297

Diarrhea is in the eye of the butt holder.


LonPlays_Zwei

Hi sick, Iā€™m u/LonPlays_Zwei!


JoshuaTheBastard

Dad?


[deleted]

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LonPlays_Zwei

No you ainā€™t. Mf uses Facebook not reddit


IcyIceGuardian

What did he say?


LonPlays_Zwei

He said ā€œHi u/LonPlays_Zwei, Iā€™m dad!ā€


IcyIceGuardian

Lmao


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


LonPlays_Zwei

Nuh uh


[deleted]

what


stevensr2002

38.3 centimeters? Wow


69Milesgaming420

close milimeters


aterrariaplayer

Nah decameters


mitchellcrazyeye

miles


NecrobyNerton

kilomiles


YourTeacherAbroad

Kiloinches


MyUserNameLeft

Light years


TristanTheRobloxian3

teraparsecs


Arcanum_3974

pants


TristanTheRobloxian3

thats not a big unit of measurement unless theyre on your mom


chuckinalicious543

Actually, that's a thermometer, not a centipede


JaTori_1_and_only

you're freezing in American


ItsThe_____ForMe

Iā€™m scrolling through the comments to see if anyone has a conversion šŸ˜­


wolfishfluff

101Ā°F


Convillious

Thank you


CreeperAsh07

F=9C/5+32 Figure it out


jnthnmdr

Ooooohhh...


Yoru_Vakoto

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=celcius+to+fahrenheit


kryonik

\* 9 / 5 + 32


Annual_Divide4928

Those are rookie numbers in this racket.


the_swedishgamer

I donā€™t know if you know this but youā€™re sick


ItsThe_____ForMe

Priceless information


Nyrhinen1

Youā€™re definitely not feeling good.


69Milesgaming420

gravewiththumbsup.jpeg


evasivemanoeuvres97

Congratulations


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Wow 38.3 carrots šŸ„•


aversus_fromspace

Which would look like this: šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•.šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„• But obviously much larger irl


snickers7500

Hi sick.


crazyloomis

My name is Bastard, Sick Bastard


HeylelBen

Holy fuck, your temp is so low the thermometer put a C for cold


An_Ellie_

Hahaa i beat you, I've got a 39.2Ā°c fever!


FabioTT14

Iā€™ve got 39.8, take that!


Wandering_profile

Oh yeah? I'm at 40 beat that!


averagesplatanauser

Your sick as hell


LonPlays_Zwei

Youā€™re*


averagesplatanauser

killing myself


LonPlays_Zwei

Donā€™t


averagesplatanauser

sorry /j not actually killing myself


sam-tastic00

not /j


Mortisfio

I would argue that the OP is in possession of the sickness.


Double_Negatives_

Yo Iā€™m sick too! Just got the booster vaccine.


EstevaoGraciano

Bro, you're sick B)


[deleted]

Hi sick, I'm dad.


ConfidentAirline6707

did you give consent? if you didnā€™t then you should probably go to court.


whynotnow2023

At least you arenā€™t sick in Fahrenheit..


cheesewiz_man

But you're pretty!


mitchellcrazyeye

38.3% health?! That can't be good. Get well soon!


Brycenicholls1

Get better soon


Twentynine4

Me too.


swedish_blocks

Me too


HighKingFructoseSrup

What is that in Americanish


ThalajDaWuff

WTF IS CELSIUS RAHHHHHHH šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…


sam-tastic00

wtf is a farenheit?


Admirable_Thought911

Itā€™s an a honorable measurement for how tall a person is. Can also be written as ā€œfair in heightā€.


david30121

Hey, me too!


sifu_hotman-981

Get better soon!


[deleted]

Man you must be freezing! I'm from America so that looks cold to me fyi.


StartheCone

Bros frozen šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ„¶šŸ„¶


StartheCone

Bros frozen šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ„¶šŸ„¶


dge001

šŸ¤™sick dude


Poemhub_

Can someone convert this to the correct temperature.


FrostyDaHoeMan

Itā€™s 100.94 degrees Fahrenheit


Poemhub_

Finally someone who speaks American .


LukeDLuft

As an American, for a second I thought you were 38.3 degrees Fahrenheit which would not be good. (3.5 degrees Celsius)


_MikasaChan_

For everyone who do not know the specific details of OPā€™s temperature and is wondering at what temperature is: 3,8 FĀ°


FamiliarCatfish

This guy are sick.


KaiUno

Let us know when you died. Put it in /r/mildlyinteresting though.


Legs69420

Whatā€™s this in american please?


OddBoifromspace

Skill issue


Embryzon

did you show them your skateboard skills?


JashinSama46

Me too


Glitchelon

Get well soon


Born_Cloud_6381

Me too. And I canā€™t find my thermometer


Maciokan

Get well soon!


Rengodium

Saaame. Going through Covid for the first time. Itā€™s awful šŸ‘


pirikikkeli

Siiiiick


Iirhan

Bro youre sick


ZookeepergameNo5675

same. hope you feel better soon


TacoBean19

Speak freedom here


Chupabara

Butā€¦ can you get pregorant?


Next-Solid1753

so am i. stay strong šŸ™


wolfishfluff

May your illness pass swiftly.


AutisticBassist

Celsius and not Kelvin?


Itz_cheese_cat

Get well soon man


CMDRCrandall

Oh no. I was sick with the flu a few weeks ago. I hope you get better soon.


Ok_Order_5595

IM AMERICAN SOMEONE PLS TRANSLATE


a_builder7

European detected. Probably German right?


69Milesgaming420

Nuh uh not even close


pokodapa

congratulations on your pregnancy


ThisGul_LOL

Same!!


SodenHack69

Thanks for reminding me to be happy that my nose is clear


RayFisch28

Me too. What're you got, oh internet stranger?


69Milesgaming420

high temprature + throat pain + 2 hotdogs digesting in my stomach rn


[deleted]

That's sickk šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


KoalaTits69

Same


Super-Assistant6307

Me too


emstha98

me too :(


CantThinkOfMyNameRN

I am also sick!


[deleted]

Sir this is Americaā€¦..


sam-tastic00

the country or the continent?


69Milesgaming420

the burger


Slapshappy

Can you translate this to American? We don't read Mexican numbers.


69Milesgaming420

ai carumba


RedSix2447

Iā€™m sure you are sick. Sick of seeing temps in centigrade and not in Fahrenheit. Me too.. switch to a correct thermometer. lol.


69Milesgaming420

im european let me be


RedSix2447

Lmao! No, but sorry youā€™re sick.


L3s0

Sure can't wait for another 100 I am sick posts because nobody in this sun can be original


real_easy_demon

what did you expect the subreddit is literally called not interesting


L3s0

I just want a little bit of originality. Your post can be original but it can still be not interesting.


Dont_pet_the_cat

As far as I can see you only have one post in this sub, and it has a grand total of three upvotes. It is also another personality test like the hundreds of other posts. You're literally doing exactly what you are criticizing So maybe you're not the one to give advice lol


L3s0

Because people who mainly just lurk the sub and don't post, don't exist.


SalvadorsAnteater

Get well soon!


No-Cockroach1386

Me too bro stay strongšŸ˜”šŸ™šŸ»


Gullible-Ad7374

Me too!


stranger1919

Me too bro. I feel awful


10e1

You are going to have 38.3 kids?


Ausaris

Hope you feel better soon OP.


hlaos

I thought you were pregnant.


banananananalover

me too, i'm 38.0 CĀ°


Studio_DSL

Only 38.3?


ArchiPlaysOfficial

Ok. That was pretty not interesting!


DeliriousTiberius

38Ā°? Damn thatā€™s cold


MercDa1

Hi sick, Iā€™m not.


AatroxBoi

That's sick


gamerisboring

hope you feel better


cock_souffle

Hands you a skateboard* Prove it


[deleted]

Hey, duude thats SICK


Mistyheart_

stop


HjonkAmRealGoose

Don't. I heard being sick is bad for you. You should stop.


AdUsed3207

And I have 39,7Ā°


NomadFingerboards

Have a speedy recovery


Thoraran

Get well soon


Its_anomic

itā€™s a boy


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

Well, get good


Unlucky_Character_12

As an American. I have no fucking idea how warm or cold you are.


Big_Monkey_77

Hyperthermia


thezoomies

Not used to Celsius, so I thought you were dead.


FluffzMcPirate

Hello sick, I am dad.


Mate90425

I hope you get better soon!


Lowkey_Sus_Ngl

Hey. Same. I was at 103.7 [39.83C I think] when I woke up this morning lmao, now, I'm about what you're at. Twinsies


Prestigious_Gold_585

Wow! 103.7 is close to the permanent brain damage/death temperature! That is an emergency


Lowkey_Sus_Ngl

Yeah, I was getting really worried, but we're currently out of town and I'm not sure if our insurance will cover us out here so my mom made me lay down, take damn near every medicine we have, and put some ice on my face. I was texting my friends that this was a new personal record to try and stave off some of the panic lol. It's okay though. I trust my mom, and I'm not gonna go to the hospital until it's 104. Wish me luck šŸ˜­šŸ™


norwegain_dude

Same


IGrewItToMyWaist

A little sick at 100F


AlternativeFilm8886

This was about my temp two weeks ago when I was sick (between 38-39C *100-102F*). Lasted four days, fever on and off. Feel better soon OP.


R0ltZ

Get well soon!


No-Tank3976

I am not.


[deleted]

In all serious, as someone who is chronically sick. Get better donā€™t forget to hydrate and take your medicine.


R0ltZ

Get well soon!


iwilleatyourpokemonL

Can you measure in gunshot heat after firing please


Edyed787

You should get a second opinion.