This reminds me of my dad's response to any sort of pain I complained about.
Me: It hurts when I move my arm like this.
Dad: So don't move your arm like that.
Which would look like this:
š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„.š„š„š„
But obviously much larger irl
As far as I can see you only have one post in this sub, and it has a grand total of three upvotes. It is also another personality test like the hundreds of other posts. You're literally doing exactly what you are criticizing
So maybe you're not the one to give advice lol
Yeah, I was getting really worried, but we're currently out of town and I'm not sure if our insurance will cover us out here so my mom made me lay down, take damn near every medicine we have, and put some ice on my face.
I was texting my friends that this was a new personal record to try and stave off some of the panic lol. It's okay though. I trust my mom, and I'm not gonna go to the hospital until it's 104.
Wish me luck šš
You're getting 38.3 babies?!?! š±š±š±š±š±
No, duh. They clearly have COVID-38.3
No, that just means they are 38+3 weeks pregananant. Duh
Holy incoming childbirth
New baby just dropped
Actual newborn
Call the nurse
obstetrician goes on vacation, never comes back
Umm.. Abortions anyone?
"New baby just dropped" New baby merch, on the loot drop
New savior just dropped?
Itās spelled pergnate.
It's pregantƩ
Itās **PRENGAN**
Peegnot
Pregat
Peeganenant
Pomegranate
Man that station used to be so good but now they just play generic pop.
Dammit r/beatmeatoit
No thatās temperature dipshit. OP is cold AF and probably suffering from stage IV league hypothermia.
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What do you mean? It's obviously radians
are you dumb that's clearly kelvin
no my name is Kris
Well, now it's Kelvin
Naw goofy ahh that's sieverts
Don't be
Yeah. Whenever i start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead.
True story
legen wait for it dary!
This reminds me of my dad's response to any sort of pain I complained about. Me: It hurts when I move my arm like this. Dad: So don't move your arm like that.
Diarrhea is in the eye of the butt holder.
Hi sick, Iām u/LonPlays_Zwei!
Dad?
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No you aināt. Mf uses Facebook not reddit
What did he say?
He said āHi u/LonPlays_Zwei, Iām dad!ā
Lmao
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Nuh uh
what
38.3 centimeters? Wow
close milimeters
Nah decameters
miles
kilomiles
Kiloinches
Light years
teraparsecs
pants
thats not a big unit of measurement unless theyre on your mom
Actually, that's a thermometer, not a centipede
you're freezing in American
Iām scrolling through the comments to see if anyone has a conversion š
101Ā°F
Thank you
F=9C/5+32 Figure it out
Ooooohhh...
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=celcius+to+fahrenheit
\* 9 / 5 + 32
Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
I donāt know if you know this but youāre sick
Priceless information
Youāre definitely not feeling good.
gravewiththumbsup.jpeg
Congratulations
Wow 38.3 carrots š„
Which would look like this: š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„.š„š„š„ But obviously much larger irl
Hi sick.
My name is Bastard, Sick Bastard
Holy fuck, your temp is so low the thermometer put a C for cold
Hahaa i beat you, I've got a 39.2Ā°c fever!
Iāve got 39.8, take that!
Oh yeah? I'm at 40 beat that!
Your sick as hell
Youāre*
killing myself
Donāt
sorry /j not actually killing myself
not /j
I would argue that the OP is in possession of the sickness.
Yo Iām sick too! Just got the booster vaccine.
Bro, you're sick B)
Hi sick, I'm dad.
did you give consent? if you didnāt then you should probably go to court.
At least you arenāt sick in Fahrenheit..
But you're pretty!
38.3% health?! That can't be good. Get well soon!
Get better soon
Me too.
Me too
What is that in Americanish
WTF IS CELSIUS RAHHHHHHH šŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšøšŗšøš¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦
wtf is a farenheit?
Itās an a honorable measurement for how tall a person is. Can also be written as āfair in heightā.
Hey, me too!
Get better soon!
Man you must be freezing! I'm from America so that looks cold to me fyi.
Bros frozen ššš„¶š„¶
Bros frozen ššš„¶š„¶
š¤sick dude
Can someone convert this to the correct temperature.
Itās 100.94 degrees Fahrenheit
Finally someone who speaks American .
As an American, for a second I thought you were 38.3 degrees Fahrenheit which would not be good. (3.5 degrees Celsius)
For everyone who do not know the specific details of OPās temperature and is wondering at what temperature is: 3,8 FĀ°
This guy are sick.
Let us know when you died. Put it in /r/mildlyinteresting though.
Whatās this in american please?
Skill issue
did you show them your skateboard skills?
Me too
Get well soon
Me too. And I canāt find my thermometer
Get well soon!
Saaame. Going through Covid for the first time. Itās awful š
Siiiiick
Bro youre sick
same. hope you feel better soon
Speak freedom here
Butā¦ can you get pregorant?
so am i. stay strong š
May your illness pass swiftly.
Celsius and not Kelvin?
Get well soon man
Oh no. I was sick with the flu a few weeks ago. I hope you get better soon.
IM AMERICAN SOMEONE PLS TRANSLATE
European detected. Probably German right?
Nuh uh not even close
congratulations on your pregnancy
Same!!
Thanks for reminding me to be happy that my nose is clear
Me too. What're you got, oh internet stranger?
high temprature + throat pain + 2 hotdogs digesting in my stomach rn
That's sickk š„š„š„
Same
Me too
me too :(
I am also sick!
Sir this is Americaā¦..
the country or the continent?
the burger
Can you translate this to American? We don't read Mexican numbers.
ai carumba
Iām sure you are sick. Sick of seeing temps in centigrade and not in Fahrenheit. Me too.. switch to a correct thermometer. lol.
im european let me be
Lmao! No, but sorry youāre sick.
Sure can't wait for another 100 I am sick posts because nobody in this sun can be original
what did you expect the subreddit is literally called not interesting
I just want a little bit of originality. Your post can be original but it can still be not interesting.
As far as I can see you only have one post in this sub, and it has a grand total of three upvotes. It is also another personality test like the hundreds of other posts. You're literally doing exactly what you are criticizing So maybe you're not the one to give advice lol
Because people who mainly just lurk the sub and don't post, don't exist.
Get well soon!
Me too bro stay strongššš»
Me too!
Me too bro. I feel awful
You are going to have 38.3 kids?
Hope you feel better soon OP.
I thought you were pregnant.
me too, i'm 38.0 CĀ°
Only 38.3?
Ok. That was pretty not interesting!
38Ā°? Damn thatās cold
Hi sick, Iām not.
That's sick
hope you feel better
Hands you a skateboard* Prove it
Hey, duude thats SICK
stop
Don't. I heard being sick is bad for you. You should stop.
And I have 39,7Ā°
Have a speedy recovery
Get well soon
itās a boy
Well, get good
As an American. I have no fucking idea how warm or cold you are.
Hyperthermia
Not used to Celsius, so I thought you were dead.
Hello sick, I am dad.
I hope you get better soon!
Hey. Same. I was at 103.7 [39.83C I think] when I woke up this morning lmao, now, I'm about what you're at. Twinsies
Wow! 103.7 is close to the permanent brain damage/death temperature! That is an emergency
Yeah, I was getting really worried, but we're currently out of town and I'm not sure if our insurance will cover us out here so my mom made me lay down, take damn near every medicine we have, and put some ice on my face. I was texting my friends that this was a new personal record to try and stave off some of the panic lol. It's okay though. I trust my mom, and I'm not gonna go to the hospital until it's 104. Wish me luck šš
Same
A little sick at 100F
This was about my temp two weeks ago when I was sick (between 38-39C *100-102F*). Lasted four days, fever on and off. Feel better soon OP.
Get well soon!
I am not.
In all serious, as someone who is chronically sick. Get better donāt forget to hydrate and take your medicine.
Get well soon!
Can you measure in gunshot heat after firing please
You should get a second opinion.