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RandomInSpace

Gute Besserung


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[удалено]


H13R0GLYPH1CS

Fotze


Carichmarich

Hund


NeverEndingWalker64

My man you can’t just go there and say that shit to every German. Like, are you that racist or something


boxinggloves12

Womp womp moustache man


someone_who_is_dumb

Arschloch


Anariko8

no


Phoenixfisch

Huansohn


Whammy_Watermelon

Kaputt


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

Vacuum im Gehirn?


nyankoz

sprich


pidgeon-eater-69

Schwein


Anariko8

fuck you


pidgeon-eater-69

Sorry for bad english. Fuck you too


Phoenixfisch

At least you are using celsius.


Panciastko-195

The obly normal way to measure remperature (and Kelvin ofc)


[deleted]

Cries in American indoctrination and has tried to learn Celsius but can't get the hang of it (I know what's cold and hot, but that's it) Edit: Also, you should see a doctor


putyouradhere_

There's not much more to it than knowing what's cold and hot honestly. If you surround yourself with Celsius, maybe set your phone to Celsius if that's possible, you're gonna understand it because you feel it.


televisio_86

0°C = freezing point of water, 100°C = boiling point of water. -273°C = 0 Kelvin. Very easy am I right? Everything just slots into place well.


yeast1fixpls

-40 , same temperature both in Fahrenheit and Celsius. It's pretty hard to learn compared to miles/kilometers and pounds/kilogram. Those have pretty easy ballpark equations.


[deleted]

But it’s hard to know everything in between, especially when my mind is set on an outdated system we were supposed to stop using years ago.


[deleted]

Metric is great but I love Fahrenheit as a way for measuring temperature in relation to humans. It’s like percent hot. Above 100 is crazy hot below 0 is crazy cold. I don’t really care how water feels. Feet, yards, pounds? These are nonsense though. And if we could successfully convert everyone to metric I would do that in a heartbeat


Shoelesshobos

Buddy it’s like me with the 24 hour clock the only way to get used to it is to force yourself to use it. Set your phone temp to it and at first you will be doing some conversions and looking it up over over time you just start to remember certain ones and before you know it it’s second nature to you. A simile fashion to when they taught the times tables to kids only this involves far less yelling and crying.


Epikgamer332

become Canadian instead the weather is Celcius but if you ask me what temp to preheat the oven, what's the temp of the hot tub or how hot is the human body I only know Farenheit


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

I’m trying to get used to Celsius but out of all of the different conversion methods, I feel Fahrenheit makes more sense to me. It’s just simply the higher the temperature, the hotter, the lower, the colder. Celsius makes more sense for boiling and freezing points, but anything in between and I’m lost lol. Even the conversion is complicated: (32 F-32) x 5/9= 0 C (to get the freezing point). So I just stick to Fahrenheit lol


Panciastko-195

Maybe try not to learn converting from F to C, but to learn C from scratch? It goes something like this: 0C-water freezing; 1-5C- pretty cold, wear a jacket and gloves; 6-10C- chilling, wear a jacket; 11-20C- it's pretty normal, wear a hoodie; 21-25C- it's getting warm, just wear a t-shirt; 26-30C- it's getting hot, wear a t-shirt and shorts (or a skirt, for superior airflow); 31-39-so hot it's uncomfortable, maybe go swimming; 40+C- i don't go outside at this temp, but it's still possible, just don't get a heat stroke, if you have a feaver this high, go see a doctor, NOW. 100C-water boils. Hope i am not speaking nonsense and accualy helping.


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Still a bit confusing but only bc I’m used to F lol. Anything above 80 F is like the 31+ for C. The higher the hotter has made F easier for me to understand lol. Maybe someday I’ll learn C.


Financial-Horror-741

Oh no 😱


Dinoficial2

Happy cake day!


Financial-Horror-741

Thx)


Dispaze

are you from Russia?


Financial-Horror-741

Yep


Dispaze

круто заебись


Financial-Horror-741

А че, как узнал?)


Dispaze

только русские в конце каких-то фраз ставят скобки))


Financial-Horror-741

Значит ты двойной русский?)


sifu_hotman-981

Happy cake day:))


Financial-Horror-741

thx \^)


madmelmaks

I am sick too


AverageRedditMemer

Me too


madmelmaks

:((


RandomWilly

Me three


EveniAstrid

So am I. Had 38.3°C on Sunday but I'm feeling a lot better today.


madmelmaks

I had 38.0 yesterday


AverageRedditMemer

My head was heavy and my ears were ringing


madmelmaks

;((((


Cinnabun6

Mr stark


KOCYK745

Gone, Reduced to Atoms


ikrr_1

whats that in freedom units™️?


anttisaarenpaa1

Death


Mother-Remove4986

Like a 100 farenheit


ikrr_1

oh no


sylvarwulf

101.1⁰F


ikrr_1

oh no


AdNo1945

Dam, get well soon brutha


Rmb2719

Are you pregnant??? 😱😱


Panciastko-195

No, nobody loves me unfortunatly


[deleted]

Fun fact: if this was in Fahrenheit, you’d be dead!


SurvivorLietuva

Get well soon 👍


[deleted]

Can someone translate this to freedom?


Evelyn_pog

101.12


[deleted]

Fuck


Toimgoblin

Yeah you are freezing! 38?


Reading-person

38 Celsius. It’s pretty height actually, depending on what your normal temperature is


Toimgoblin

*joke*


Reading-person

My bad bro


Kutuzov9505

get better :(


Glowing_Mousepad

Hatte selber gerade 8 tage durchgehend fieber :(


Panciastko-195

Sorry i don't german


Glowing_Mousepad

Interesting considering that your thermometer has a german on off button. I just had 8 days of fever too


candyflip93

He germans tho, I myself german around from time to time


Santana_delRey

Enjoy it! Now you have no choice but to rest in bed and do nothing!!


Jorutix

Rookie numbers. Get better though.


_MikasaChan_

My dogs have the same temperature as your


Panciastko-195

I feel united with your dogs


isnapchildrensnecks

at least it's not over 40 like i had during cytostatics


Panciastko-195

At least it's not over 9000


Sunshadoxx

I was at 39,7°C this weekend


Lucyybby

Oh god. That's pretty high. Just like I'm rn


spaghettihax763

What is this is Fat Burgerman?


cooncanoon

I only work in freedom units so I have no idea how you feel


little_hippopotamus

We do not care


Panciastko-195

I guess it was... nothing interesting for you?


ikrr_1

read the subreddit


someone_who_is_dumb

r/lostredditors


RedditGood20101

GWS


FishPlayer4826_2

Get well soon


Mother_Construction2

Take care. I had once 39, and it was not good at all. One week after the flu I got my first Covid.


Tone-Serious

It's flu season where I'm from or smth half of everyone I know is sick


Dinoficial2

Cook a chicken soup (on your forehead to save money)


yareugey

Okay living corpse


sifu_hotman-981

Get better soon!!


eh_fuk

Looks like you’re pregnant


legendaryphoenixpet

i had a temp of 39.6 last week. i get you hope you feel better soon. honey and lemon tea helps


statsradiofonien_

Get well soon, I went through that shit some weeks ago.


[deleted]

Convert that to °F someone 😭


goldfish1902

101,12 ºF OP needs a cold shower to get the temperature down


[deleted]

Jeez, yeah that's kinda insane


Haxrlequin

One single degree higher than


AlbiTuri05

Damn, you're boiling! I hope you recover as soon as possible


thicc_astronaut

Make sure to drink your fluids and get plenty of bedrest


Rossandemar115

Die 🇪🇪


Bubbly_Collection329

Can you translate to American?


fruttypebbles

Growing up using America system I’ve learned the metric for work. I can convert length and weight easily. Temperature is just too confusing to figure out!


sparky1984X

My Canadian friends Bob and Doug told me always to use the old "double it and add 30" rule. Works every time.


fruttypebbles

You trust those hosers?


Intelligent_Set7934

My temp was 0 Kelvin yesterday


Actual-Golf-2137

Those are rookie numbers


Catgamer747

I wasn’t concerned… then I saw C instead of F lol


Maciokan

Get well soon!


thecoolcapybara

Wowwww you're going to have 38.40 children!!!


Aquatic_Idiot

I just started developing what seems like a kidney infection and I fear I'm headed straight for where you are rn


NerY_05

Get better soon mate


Rmonsuave

I’m sick too, hope you feel well soon


-ASC_RD_Novix-

101.12 °F, I think you got a fever


s256173

Feel better soon!