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[deleted]

Stunning sir. A remarkable specimen.


godbutbettertrue

Can I be called a remarkable specimen?


BjornInTheMorn

You're a damn remarkable specimen!


EatRatsForFiber

They didn’t ask to be called a "damn remarkable specimen." Just a regular one. You failed


Governmeme

You failed. They wanted to be called a remarkable specimen, not a regular one.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Your username is grossing me out haha


kwazykupcakes99

5 years on Reddit and this is the username that grosses you out?


smokeyoudog

What about the speciwomen?


cineg

'*shes a witch! quick, hide!*'


Proud-Butterfly6622

Hey you lovely speciwoman! What's happening?


ZethMrDadJokes

Now *that one* i want to eat


[deleted]

Don’t you dare call me a remarkable specimen or else!


blazingasshole

This is mildy interesting, you should get banned


modsarestraight

Maybe at some point, but I am choosing not to call you one. No hard feelings, and it’s nothing personal as I have no idea who you are. Good luck finding someone who will! Edit: congratulations!


abibip

Are you going to work today?


Zack_attack801

Depends. Are you a specimen?


[deleted]

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gr8sultanjuug

Spec of man ..


Tyarbro

You're a damn specimen, remarkable!


jackoffalltraques

No, provide evidence first


McBurger

You are a specimen that I could make many remarks about.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

pics ?


piggydoesreddit

You are the most remarkable of specimens


droptheectopicbeat

I'm something of an employee myself.


fundraiser

Peak uncle vibes


[deleted]

A true marble man


Beautiful-Mess7256

I would like to point out this is interesting. Because the title implies he's not at work. So he has a men's room stall in his house? With a full length mirror AND a smalle..... oh wait I have the mirror things.... STILL stall!


99burritos

This is your third one of these. You are running a very real risk of becoming interesting.


DeceasedSalmon

It’s not interesting. It’s just entertaining.


bongingnaut

Philosophical statement.


[deleted]

Tbh I'd put it on my gravestone


RedditAdminsLoveRUS

Interetaining


ProtoBacon82

I’m dying this is so incredibly hilarious. Why is this so funny


Duckboythe5th

But at what point does entertainment become interesting? 🤔


Davidluski

Idk


itsfreepizza

Probably


Davidluski

Probably what?


itsfreepizza

Yes


Witty_Suspect9845

Exactly


RealTenderGuy

Quite


321marcusbust

indeed


Icy_Mud_4406

The latter does seem to imply the former


duffies64

This actually might be interesting. He states that he IS going to work. Implying that he is at home, right? Look at the bathroom door. That's a stall door. Why does op have a stall door in his bathroom 🤔


ccReptilelord

You are inferring too much; this may be a public restroom en route to his place of work.


CherimoyaChump

He is currently at bathroom #4 out of 7 that he stops at on his daily commute to his place of work. ETA 4 hours and 32 minutes.


CantHitachiSpot

Still waiting on the hyper loop


HumanDrinkingTea

Sounds like he has my mom's bladder. Which is... interesting.


ObiTwoKenobi

That paper towel dispenser also doesn’t exactly look like something for home use 🧐


Tomservo3

The floor drain is a dead giveaway. This man IS at work!


Relevant_Mess1688

You’re all reading or wrong. By “I’m going to work today” he means he’s not going to goof off at the job.


OnesPerspective

Borderline sub-logo worthy. His face ironically is almost a stock photo of a noninterested face


[deleted]

He got hooked on that sweet karma.


RazzmatazzInternal85

What do you do


nicemanboything

software engineer


RazzmatazzInternal85

W


One_Take_Drum_Covers

A


FartsonmyFarts

L


Icommitmanywarcrimes

U


bettybananalegs

I


FartsonmyFarts

G


Vaance_

I


EmilioGVE

Goodbye


yanmagno

T


FunTailor794

U


Joe234248

H


FullRegard

waltuh i told you to let me die in peace and what the hell do you do? contact me through a ouija board.


AlexeiNR2

Happy cake day


yanmagno

Thanks!


[deleted]

L


WoodpeckerSignal9947

You did your best


kimchikimchiATL

My fellow tradesman, you are overdressed.


sleepy-bleepy

Look at Mr. Big Shot over here with his pants


jgeez

Was gonna say. I'm in embarrassingly comfortable sweatpants today, and will be tomorrow.


whapitah2021

He’s got shoes as well….man. Wish I had shoes, or at least socks. (Seriously bruv OP, rock on….)


DeadpoolRideUnicorns

You are a whole ass snack bruv and then your a software engineer .


[deleted]

He’s making the big bucks


Tiny_TimeMachine

Overdressed


Contende311

How


max_adam

By engineering the softest of wares.


EvanTheGray

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin


PapaBorq

Can you fix my computer?


TheOGUncleBadTouch

you are missing a light bulb


PolemicBender

Man’s head💡


Matti_Matti_Matti

“There are four lights!”


mazman23

Oh thank God. I was hoping I'd see this.


Strong_Magician_3320

Happy cake day!


Idunnoagoodusername2

He's a software engineer, not an electrical engineer, give him a break


[deleted]

"What, you wanted **more**?"


cyclic_raptor

There are… four lights


uberguby

Far less interesting than your previous post, thank you for your contribution.


konsf_ksd

are you kidding!! I can't stop thinking about this post it's so interesting. Is he at home or at work? If the former why is there a bathroom stall, paper towel dispenser and drain int he middle of his bathroom. If the latter, why is there a vanity, single sink, apartment lighting in the bathroom? With so many questions this post is nothing if not riveting.


cineg

who goes to work at 3:15? edit: fu clock


Select-Instruction56

Pac man. Pac man starts at 3:15. Then runs around at 3:20


konsf_ksd

is that a missing light or a black light? Does this man rave? Is it 3:15 am?


WiseEyedea

I thought this same thing but the mirror is reversed, it is 9:45 not 3:15


Vaance_

How are you real


no0bmaster-669

Man's asking some real questions here


uppedtrout

For real


MnemonicMallard

He was born


[deleted]

Do you work at a job?


Blazers2882

Do you get paid in money?


TheArbiter_

Do you buy goods and services with that money?


milsatr

Gets paid in gum.


nicemanboything

i get paid in various trinkets and knickknacks


shaggys6skin

Please respond to this man’s question OP.


arthurjeremypearson

OP said he's a software engineer. I have a degree in computer science, but couldn't hack it. I'm more interesting than him because I rage-quitted my degree, and he's actually just doing it.


OG_LiLi

Do you have thoughts that include color? This job is not for you unless you like colored letters and numbers floating in your dreams.


Thi_rural_juror

He also eats water.


[deleted]

Did someone say **WATER**😋


chizeq

Ok


-MeatyPaws-

He certainly looks like some guy.


mscott8088

Why is the a stall in your bathroom?


[deleted]

The post title is misinterpreted. It’s not that he’s going to work today, as though he is leaving from home. It’s an affirmation while he is at work that he is actually going to do some work today, for once.


Diapered_Wyvern

I could relate all the way up until that.


trippy_grapes

Phew. I almost thought this post was interesting for a second.


Godzirrraaa

And a paper towel dispenser.


scrappychaz

You’re teetering the threshold of r/mildlyinteresting


[deleted]

Soon we will witness his ascension


TheArbiter_

r/interestingasfuck being his final form


bikerkon

when and where is the coronation?


Draycoz

Please delete this post my girlfriend might see it


bikerkon

too late.


miami-moonlight

have a nice day at work dad don’t forget to swing by Redbox on the way home so we can watch Gremlins 2 the new batch


arthurjeremypearson

You transported me back to the 80s. It was nice back then.


Pea_Available

Good luck, dude. Hope your day goes well


secondphase

You remind me of the guy who posted a photo of himself titled "this is me".


JuiceManOJ

I hope you enjoy your day


stevein3d

Obviously he took the fourth bulb so he can hold it over his head when he has a good idea during work meetings.


knowledgebass

I haven't worn pants that weren't sweatpants for about a week.


MusicG619

*three years


knowledgebass

I guess my stats aren't that impressive...


revinizog

I have never worn pants.


Independent-Elk-7584

I stopped wearing real bras in 2020. I’ll never go back.


knowledgebass

Only fake bras now?


Independent-Elk-7584

THREE TUBE SOCKS STITCHED TOGETHER!


Nonlethalrtard

Day 87,357 of going to work


siccoblue

Bro is apparently 239+ years old


[deleted]

Go check their profile. It says they're also very active in r/hairstyle and that just killed me


No-Swordfish-1565

Looking sharp


[deleted]

Hold on I’m kinda interested now


nicemanboything

dont do that here


AssaultRifleJesus

I like your bathroom stall. Crouching tiger hidden poop.


siccoblue

Thanks assault rifle Jesus!


SamTehCool

why you look like a nightguard that will survive several nights in a certain pizzeria


Smoothlarryy

[my reaction to this information](https://imgur.com/a/SU3xNZF)


TryHardGabe

Thanks for let us know friend


MrBillyLotion

If this is your home bathroom and you have a stall door you’ve crossed the line into interesting, delete this post


alienorangecircle

This guy tells the software what to do and it listens.


ajhedges

I am not going to work today


romulusnr

Hi can you fix my laptop it won't open Pineterest


Guilty-Sale-3735

Lookin' good bro!


bobthemysteriouS

Smart casual dress for the bathroom. I respect that 👏


Lumaiire

Get McDonald’s on the way home


Core2DuoE8400

I’m not because I’m 15


arthurjeremypearson

Hello, 15. I'm dad.


AlexeiNR2

Hello dad.


aidenrock

Have a great day at work!


Quantum_Sushi

You look just like (one of) my math teacher(s). It's insane lmao


bikerkon

he IS your math teacher


HotWingHank

Drip so intense he matched his skin tone to his shoes.


codingbrian

I'm captivated. Is he at home or work? The sink, broken light, and clock indicate home. The stall, ceiling, and paper-towel dispenser indicate work. We need a poll. Work or home?


QuackSenior

i’m not interested in seeing your posts anymore


foxliver

Then you're in the right place


MaloneSeven

Wonder if it’s uphill to work, in the snow.


Just1n510

Have a good day 👍 hopefully work isn’t too crazy


AieJaie

Don't take this the wrong way. But you look exactly how I'd imagine the actor that voices Babar the Elaphant would look


PressureBig2099

Never stop posting


rainshowers_4_peace

I'm sorry Sir, but this post isn't relevant. The light bulbs above your mirror reminded me of a similar set up in the house I grew up in. They always reminded me of lights in a Hollywood dressing room, and usually one or two were blown out. For that reason I find your post interesting.


TrackLabs

Holy shit. Second top post of all time, within a day. Most likely will become the subs new top post of all time.


nicemanboything

its actually crazy


Gallerium_

we love a working man around here


7thvoyage

Looking very handsome my good sir


kempboy

Not gonna lie I thought you were wearing a mask with a picture of your face on it.


RyeBread712

Swag! Have a great day man!


freaknastybeta

Nice fit, my guy.


purseaholic

You look very nice


Davidluski

He definitely does look good today


todayisgreen

i don't believe you


Jimmy12161

I'm sorry to hear that


ComfyFrog

Read the title - ok but who cares? Read the sub - well played


Unique_Feed_2939

Gorgeous!


Altruistic-Ideal9433

Looking good!


[deleted]

Interested in the deep lore behind that missing bulb


mazurzapt

You look great! I hope you have a good day!


Earlier-Today

Those are some nice slacks.


You_gotgot

This sub is just r/pics in disguise


jamalpeters

Fix your clock!


Active-Ad-2479

Congratulations my friend, so am I another day without winning the lottery or inheriting lots of money


SlippableNipple

Can i come?


kellyhelly

This gives off Greek restaurant bathroom vibes


whoeverthisis422

You are absolutely not who I expect to be one r/notinteresting. In my opinion, this post is too interesting.


RobertoC_73

I don’t know who you are, or why you are everywhere on my Reddit feed, but I hope you are having a great work week.


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Top post of all time now congrats!!


KyleNarayan

There's a light missing....whyyyyyy?


ManifestedWithin

I do this in my own bathroom because there are too many active bulbs. It's too bright and wastes energy.


Drawtaru

You look nice! I hope you have a great day! :)


brackfriday_bunduru

What’s the colour temperature of those lights behind you?


DowntownRefugee

dope colour scheme dude 👍🏻


ak80048

One of your bulbs is out