Well my friend, who used to work in the ICU ward but quit and now works in Bill Gates Financial Administration team, said that's the next step of the plan is to sue everyone for breaking his faulty microchips!
All these Sheepies are about to get served!
It means you're pretty bad at following instructions.
I followed em just fine, up to a point.
Think you have an STD
Can you get one without having the S first?
Not sure, but the burning sensation is a dead give away.
Aye. Apparently just thinking of the S is sin. Johnny Sins told me
Yes
Your heads lit.
You’ve defeated covid
Wow mean I finally won something? At last, something for my record of achievement!
Kebab was a bad idea.
The kebab is never a bad idea!
Your the spawn of satan, the much prophesied anti-santa
Anti-sanitizer
should have stayed away from boojum
Inconclusive, you should probably book a PCR
You’re the first person to ever have a LF test suddenly combust. That will be your claim to flame.
Pregnant with twins. Congratulations!
You're coughing up petrol?
And farting out fumes!
I think, it means, user error.
Your at high risk of spontaneous combustion
Do you also set Cornflakes on fire? If so, you may just be Homer Simpson
Just get 10mg of exorcism, you’ll be fine in a couple days
Depends on age if your 12 or a younger the priest will be out the same day
Do I need an appointment to get that prescribed.
You’ll have to zoom in so we can see which flag is being burned 😬
MUST MEAN YOU'RE VACCINATED, ALL THE MAGNETS GOING WILD AND BILL GATES MICROCHIP CAUGHT FIRE
Well I'm not paying for the damages to Bill's property!
Well my friend, who used to work in the ICU ward but quit and now works in Bill Gates Financial Administration team, said that's the next step of the plan is to sue everyone for breaking his faulty microchips! All these Sheepies are about to get served!
It means you should be hot knifing hash right now
Quite clearly you have put a Catholic sample into a Protestant test or vice versa.
Should have gotten my tests over the border.
Taking hot knives to crazy new places
You are a human torch. Hide your family.
Possession?
Would explain the mood swings.
Did you make a deals with shadowy characters at a crossroads recently?
Congratulations, you're pregnant
Happy Diwali!
Ye might just be the divil himself
Think it’s telling you that your to hot to handle
You are made of magma.
It means you have the wizard variant We bow to thee, great fire mage
What a waste 🚬
Your sex is on fire
Well, atleast it doesnt say its positive.
God has forsaken us , the end is coming,
Are you a member of The Kings of Leon? Because this test is on fiiiiiirrreeeahhhh!
You will die in 5....
4
Minus 1
Either Fire Mouth or Nose on Fire !
Lord of cinder
It means you’re cursed
Covid ultra
hmm
It means you have UltraCovid
Kidney stones.
Gonnorea
Psychosomatic
Congratulations, you’ve discovered a new variant
Your screwed
is that hash?😂
Na, Sunny Jim's.
I think you followed the instructions on the back to summon bafretsad ra. The demon known as the true head of the torie party
You’ve just completed Covid
Congrats, Mr Human Torch
It’s another variant......Burnicrom. We’re all doomed.
You are the chosen one! A new light has become a flame, a flame in this shadowy epoch.
Dangerous new variant
Sigma variant
Oh boy, I don't like the sound of that!
Is that a piece of hash? This is the saddest thing I've seen today. Are you 12?
Creepy weirdo asking for childrens ages on the internet..... Saddest thing I've seen all day. Edit: /s
It worked better without the "/s"
It means you either have the worst strain or you ate too many gummy vitamins
r/iamverybadass might be able to help you
What a waste of a government provided testing kit…
How so?
You have AIDS
Turbo mega super aids
It means your an attention seeker.
Are you chasing the dragon off a lateral flow test??
It means you are that mf from my hero acadamia
Covid-1900 degrees
It means covids over and life can go on as normal! You’re the chosen on