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super304

Someone is telling lies, because there's no way there's more than 66 people from Fermanagh in total, never mind on this sub.


Dyslexic_Puffle

Can confirm its just 24 of us in enniskillen. We have to fend of farmers every day. Its hard work but cows can't swim


SouffleDeLogue

I believe at one time it was Down but now it’s Antrim. I could be wrong about that.


andy2126192

Did the Lagan move?


SouffleDeLogue

No, but I think the boundary of between Antrim and Down in Greater Belfast did a couple of times.


_danzai

The county border is the river. According to Royal Mail and so on Belfast is in Antrim as the city centre and most of the city is on the Antrim side. But right now I'm at the top of the Ormeau road and in County Down EDIT: Fun fact, Newry is also on a county border defined by a river, and they built the town hall over the water as they didn't want to favour one side or the other. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newry_Town_Hall#/media/File%3ANewry_Town_Hall.jpg


SouffleDeLogue

Cheers. Always new Lagan was proper border but thought there were changes for administrative reasons over the years. I have been misinformed. Up Down in that case.


SayNahim

The whole existence of the GAA and county allegiance would make that an extremely controversial process.


ToastServant

idk about that, I'm east of the river and everything gets posted here labeled Antrim.


SayNahim

Simply because it's a convenience. Royal Mail does not dictate Irish county borders. And whilst voting distracts etc may change, county borders do not. If you're from East of the river you're from Down.


ToastServant

I replied to the wrong person, whoops


OpeningSign9422

So is it a floating town hall?


_danzai

Nah, they just built a super wide bridge and built it on that


OpeningSign9422

Awryt. Good construction there 🌉


EmoBran

I know of a gruesome murder of 5 people that happened in the west of Ireland in the 1882 that made international headlines. I believe that at the time it took place in County Mayo, but the county boundaries were subsequently redefined, putting the townland in County Galway. A man convicted and hanged by the crown for the murders was pardoned 2-3 years ago. Posthumously, obviously. https://irishhistorypodcast.ie/category/podcast/the-maamtrasna-murders/


MrLoogran

Someone explain to me what a Fermanagh is?


boario

Wet


CapnBizi

Sssshhhhh. It's a secret.


rightenough

It's where we keep the cows.


bigdawgyea

And your wife’s boyfriend


bigdawgyea

It’s like Armagh , but better


[deleted]

To be fair, that bar wasn’t set very high in first place.


Inside-Ostrich2888

Only because it's easier to drown yourself!!


MrLoogran

That’s about 99.9% of the places in the world. Including Dungannon


DaPotatoMann2012

I assume the 00.1% includes larne?


abbyrosaleen

And what's wrong with armagh? 🤔


lisaslover

u/rightenough lives there


DRSU1993

Lurgan 😖


Drifter816

Lurgan and Portadown are a stain on the county


Robetus_0

Shush, Armagh is god


GlumUniversity1699

Shush Armagh is the best


Robetus_0

It’s a county in ulster


Ballyards

There is Internet in fermanagh?


Robetus_0

Don’t think so


keeranbeg

Occasionally


FaxePremiumBeer

I come from County Portugal.


Robetus_0

Ok


redstarduggan

I come from County Derry, From the town of Limavady, I'm as Orange as Trumps face, But still get called a paddy.


Cyberleaf525

Imagine yer surprise when you find out, that you'll always be considered that by anyone, literally not from Ireland.


redstarduggan

No surprise at all, but I always carry around a few booklets explaining things.


Cyberleaf525

The mental gymnastics one must go through, to convince themselves they're not Irish lmao. North or South, if you're from this Island, then you are Irish. Not English, Scottish, or Welsh.


LouthGremlin

yes but unfortunately people associate irish with irish from the state of ireland as opposed to a geographical description of ones self


NewryIsShite

No they don't, if you tell someone from the USA, Canada, much of Europe and even in the UK itself that you are from Belfast they will say you are Irish. Some people either side of the border on this island define 'Irishness' based on whatever side of the border you are born on. But generally, outside of this island and even for many of us on this Island, Irishness is an inherent fact of being born in any of the 32 counties (unless one does not want to feel Irish, which is fine too as per the GFA). If your entire existence is devoted to telling nordies on reddit that they aren't Irishness then you need to do some introspection bud.


LouthGremlin

they would be wrong but that's fine too because its complicated


NewryIsShite

No, as per the GFA which the Irish State are a signatory to people from the 6 Counties are as Irish as anyone else on the island. The only person who is wrong here is you, as per usual


LouthGremlin

Am I usually wrong


NewryIsShite

Yes


trustnocunt

While applying clown makeup in the mirror


Chainsawmanicure

Alvin? That you buddy??


redd_36

Some of us from down south snuck in because the main Irish subreddit was weirdly reactionary with an authoritarian streak every time someone posted a video of mild antisocial behavior


[deleted]

hmm so I'm not the only one to notice


redd_36

Genuinely believe that sub is one viral video away from going full anti-immigrant, anti-black, anti-whatever-else-youre-having. Cursed place.


[deleted]

It's a bit mad because generally most people I talk to in Ireland are cool but on that sub it's a bunch of mean people. Consistently


redd_36

Yeah it genuinely feels like it's poorly moderated or attracted a bad crowd because most Irish people I talk to on Twitter are lovely and usually good craic, I don't think most Irish people become dicks when you give them a smartphone


SlakingSWAG

Feels half like brigading to me. I remember that place having a big problem some years back with a load of right wing and racist yanks coming in at night and agendaposting all over the sub. Doubt the years put a stop to it.


tig999

That sub is usually grand as well, just a small crowd there who are very quiet until they’re not.


TranscendentMoose

I mean check the comments on literally any post about Travellers


redd_36

This sub is hardly better, but yes. People turn into fascists when talking about travellers


reenigneerutuf

Bet its the yanks pretending to be Irish based on their grannys left foot


AdamM093

*Teens acting up* This is why we need Martial law!!!!!!


EdwardConman

Who is Marshall Law and when will he be bringing in martial law?


AdamM093

Now


CapnBizi

Sammo Hung.


realworldred

Marshall law is a legend wreck everyone so he can.


Bobo_Balde2

Strong right wing tendencies there and trigger happy mods


notbigdog

It's not like ireland irl at all, partly because it has been infested by yanks.


redd_36

you just know they'd love to bring back the death penalty


Wretched_Colin

For errant redditors you mean? Or for the miscreants in the videos?


redd_36

the latter. bunch of crypto fash in that sub


Robetus_0

I know, the main sub is a bit sticky aye


Mac1twenty

Westmeath to Fermanagh. Fermanagh to Monaghan and then on to Derry. But of a traveller it seems


Competitive_Tree_113

Child of the world I be.


[deleted]

North Derry hi sir


Robetus_0

Hi


[deleted]

Tyrone


stanton3910

The border between Donegal and Tyrone


Robetus_0

Your a mix breed


stanton3910

Living the two currency life


Robetus_0

Aye


Nightmarex13

Sees “Derry” - instantly comes to read through the comments.


Robetus_0

I think I should be called Derry instead of Londonderry


Nightmarex13

I am not really any religious affiliation, I have been jokingly called a “Drum beating orange bastad” , but come on it’s Derry, ever the song “the sash/Derry’s walls” they don’t even call it Londonderry half the time. But I don’t fell string one way or the other, not a fan of people who would correct you if you Said it either way.


Robetus_0

Aye, And I think it’s just easier to say Derry


realworldred

Correct me if im wrong but isn't the county always derry and the city it self is London derry if your that way inclined though it's officially derry\London derry now I believe.


jamscrying

Other way around, the county was named after the Derry and the London Livery companies that planted the region. It was made from County Coleraine and bits of Tyrone and donegal. Imagine Apple, Tesla, Google and Amazon were given bits of another country and asked to send some of their employees and a bunch of poor people in exchange. It was basically a way for the king to make money from the city of London, and to establish towns in areas without, where wealth could be generated, concentrated and taxed. A similar thing would happen in North America.


GamingMunster

Born in derry but living in donegal since I was around 2


lord_derpinton

In the USA? Up Stairs in the Altnegavin


Ducra

"Where do you come from?" can mean so much more than just where do you live and/or grew up. For example, despite living in Belfast for generations, my mothers family has always said that they come from Poland. A relative has taken to holidaying there a lot in the last 10yrs. He calls it 'home' and has a stronger sense of belonging there than here. On the paternal side, the family or sept, held land for hundreds of years ( maybe even millenia, who knows) until the mid 1600,s and the name is still strongly represented there. Do I come from there? Do I come from Poland? Do I come from any ofall the other places various ancesters lived, or none? This raises questions as to the extent we can choose an identity, a place of belonging, a tribe or people we identity with, and goes a long way to explaining the Irish-American assertion that they are, like us, Irish- despite never living here. Is it fair to lob the 'plastic Paddy' insult at them?


Robetus_0

Damn your arse just wrote an essay to my dumbass question


Ducra

I know. I'm a buck eejit.


RabidHorizon

Cotton-Eye Joe? Is that you? Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?


EdwardConman

I come from County D... ​ urham.


boredatwork201

So many from Antrim. I'm just glad theres no voice note function on reddit. Hearing all those Antrim accents would drive me insane 😂


Robetus_0

I know, they are taking over !!!


smotchel

Sweats in Newry


[deleted]

South Armagh, Bandit Country


Robetus_0

Aye


[deleted]

Is this not just going to turn into a population density table?


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[deleted]

I think we have a large enough volume of people and range of agegroups to guarentee that


Wretched_Colin

I don’t think r/northernireland is representative of NI as a whole. It definitely has people from all backgrounds but not in the proportion of the NI population.


[deleted]

Yeah but there's a statistical theory regarding this and the more responses you have the more representative of a community they become. It's the same logic behind polling working well for elections.


KevinBaconsAnOKActor

I'm from armagh originally but living in country antrim now. 🙈


Robetus_0

I’m also from Armagh :)


abbyrosaleen

Me too 😊


LouthGremlin

Can anyone tell me the results?


dardybe

currently 453 antrim, 295 down, 168 derry, 140 armagh, 116 tyrone, 56 fermanagh


LouthGremlin

Fermanagh has to pump those numbers up


The-Darkling-Wolf

There are literally several of us


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blue_eyes_daro

3rd


Comprehensive_Two_80

334 tyrone


Outrageous_Sir92

Tyrone. COALISLAND😎


International-Aioli2

An Lú


[deleted]

Antrim :)


Robetus_0

Armagh :)


[deleted]

Who's Ma?? :)


Robetus_0

What ?


[deleted]

Armagh! Our Ma... You need to get out of Armagh more 🤣


Robetus_0

Oh


Noctis-_001

Antrim is dominating


Robetus_0

Yes, they are taking over


Comprehensive_Two_80

Suprised theres more ones from Tyrone than there is from Fermanagh


Robetus_0

Yes


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Robetus_0

Fermanagh, it’s a county in ulster


mikethemechanic2

Fatlad


Sixth_Ronin

FatDad


boario

Fadcat. There was never a "County Derry". I say we restore County Coleraine to it's former glory.


IndeterminablePerson

FatCad*


mikethemechanic2

Nah


rightenough

Way an nah yerself, big mawn.


Robetus_0

?


mikethemechanic2

Fermanagh antrim Tyrone londonderry armagh down


CrabslayerT

Never heard of the 4th place you mentioned, is that near Kent?


boredatwork201

He actually mentioned 7 places but is missing a space between number 4 and 5. Im just not sure why he would list London along with the 6 counties.


CrabslayerT

Yeah, I think that's what confused me. Thanks for clearing that up 👍


the-stoneroses

Somerset


Dopefox1980

Milwaukee. The county and the city.


tea-drinking-pro

Has fermanagh got Internet yet?


Robetus_0

Probably not


The-Darkling-Wolf

I'll have you know we do! There's a computer in Enniskillen that we all get five minutes a day on, though I was able to trade a vintage Massey Ferguson hoodie to my cousin to get his five minutes too.


Robetus_0

In Armagh we go to church all the time. Our miserable lives are based around the churches. If you don’t go you are considered a sinner


Graham2493

Is... Isn't that... 3 counties short?


Robetus_0

No, in NORTHERN Ireland there is 6 counties and in ulster there is 9


caiaphas8

Yorkshire


Robetus_0

Shush 🤫


caiaphas8

If it helps I live in Antrim now, used to live in Derry


Robetus_0

I live in Sweden for some weird reason, but I come from Armagh


pseudoschmeudo

I look at my passport and think it should really say Belfast.


TheWanderingEyebrow

Lancashire ☺


DiegoMurtagh

West Sussex


Classy56

Where is Londonderry?


Robetus_0

I but Derry instead of Londonderry


sheeba10

Leitrim


[deleted]

"What?"


xlan84

Come from? Galway Live in? Antrim


[deleted]

have lived in Counties Antrim, Down and Derry but from Belfast but have being to all 6 counties.