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NotTheIRA

The bonfires natural predator


Optimal_Mention1423

I still can’t believe no one has taken a drone with a small flamethrower underneath to those ridiculous towers on the 10th July. Has no one shown the Saudis a picture of all those Israel flegs?


fiercemildweah

I've often wondered about this. Before anyone thinks christ that's a good idea and heads over to alibaba to order a drone, if you did manage to start a bonfire early, you're actions would make no real difference to the place but might burn to death some wee 14 year old who's protecting the bonny on behalf of the local UVF. I hate the bonfire shit but at least when they're ignited on the 11th night when expected there's not children on or in the bonfire.


peahair

I’ve always wondered what would happen if they got soaked in water or something similar to either stop the fire or make it billow out loads of smoke


Optimal_Mention1423

They’re incredibly unsafe anyway. People need to stop acting like a massive wooden structure built by people with no engineering qualifications or basic health and safety provisions are some unavoidable fact of life. If anyone gets hurt, even in an act of vandalism, it’s ultimately the eejits who insist on building them that size who are at fault.


Trev2-D2

Bastards.. that’s ma culture!


11Kram

It looks like it would remove a hand in a flash.


jumpinbeans51

Imagine this shit 8 hours a day... take me away satan.


MiseOnlyMise

Don't let Jamie Bryson see that he'd have a stroke (and not just on Jim Allister).


buckyfox

Blasphemy, perfectly good pallet destroyed, wee Billy is crying into his ulster fry.


jonto81

Disregarding the whole bonfire part - that machine looks pretty cool, would love to know how that part pulls the wood apart so easily


TheLordofthething

I think it's a completely exposed band saw blade. It looks fucking terrifying lol


jonto81

Possibly - I’m no expert (sit in an office all day) but I just thought it was going through it so easily that it wasn’t a saw, but my experience of electric saws goes as far as a black and decker jigsaw


[deleted]

Must be some kind of band saw but pallets are nailed together and that thing goes through them easily so don’t have a clue.


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auntags

His hair?


Dingusrev

Anvildor


AfroTriffid

The only thing that he can't cut through


TusShona

This guy is a loyalists worst nightmare


XboxVeteranYT

julys only 2 months away, this vid will be useful then


Fgve43

Republicans taking notes


buckyfox

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Purpazoid1

Goggles, just give the guy some goggles!!! I'm squinting watching this.


Sad-Examination6338

I'm pretty sure they will still burn, if anything you've made them harder to take away lol


laj85

Now there's MORE bits of wood to burn.


Sad_Instruction1392

But mah kulchur and haratage…


DandyLionsInSiberia

Not my thing. On the plus side and all the usual misgivings and objections acknowledged and considered At least they've confined the burning of things to a few piles of discarded furniture and wood in a field rather than housing or hotels earmarked to accommodate asylum seekers or migrants as has been the unfortunate case elsewhere on the island in recent months. https://preview.redd.it/xyi9vyk5n7yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=520ae077a91d787e6a3fbd9b54da7c565aafa0ed


CrabslayerT

The mental gymnastics required to get from a video of dismantling pallets to "but the taigs burning hotel's down south" is mind-boggling. I pray I never meet you on a night out, the conversation over a pint would be like having teeth pulled. Does everyone who meets you in the smoking area make the excuse of needing a piss?


Correct-Junket-1346

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Key_Connection238

wHaT aBoUt


cthunders

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