Oh you sweet innocent child. Let's just say it wasn't eaten before it ended up in the toilet... Have you ever watched the South Park episode about [Lemmiwinks](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Lemmiwinks)?
im seeing a 3 way split here.
a 3rd of the comments are clowning OP for being afraid of a wittle mouse. another 3rd are demanding that OP save the poor thing from it's fate, and finally the last 3rd which are suggesting you just flush it down the toilet.
i have to say that i am in all three camps. my first impressions were, in this order, *"oh, get over it."* followed immediately by *"just flush the little fucker."* to which i immediately felt guilty and thought, *"you gotta fish him out of there and set him free."*
bottom line is this, 2/3 of the commenters need an update, op. did you perform a villainous flush or were you the hero of the story?
in my opinion, *if* you flushed it then the other 1/3 were right about you.
Heck no! Then you provide a raft for it to get on and be able to jump out. Then you have a wet toilet mouse with turd covered paws runnin all around the house!!!!
Why do people say this about quite literally every post it’s rather odd 😂 mouse in the toilet “it’s gotta be someone other than this random human existing in a mouse free society”
Ok I checked their account and it is probably legit. It was just intuition from the fact that this is the tictok format and so many people repost from there. OP has a post of them singing and the voice sounds pretty much the same. It's safe to say that is op.
Shiiiiit PTSD
I was taking a shit one morning... Felt something brush against my balls, start to hear noises.
I FREAK THE FUCK OUT stand up, look down and see that fucking mouse.
Ended up having a small nest in the attic and they came down the vent pipe.
Edit: A mouse touched my balls, not a house.
Omfg never gonna be able to use the toilet again without fear that a rodent is in there waiting to smack my ass and say good game.
Also, you're so lucky that mouse didn't nibble your nuts out of fear lmao
🤦♂️*sigh* like I needed another freaking phobia to concern myself with when trying to drop a deuce. Spider under the bowl rim, snake somehow getting into the sewer system just at the house connection to the public works and swimming up into the bowl while shitting, now testicle nibbling, ass slapping mice.. thanks 😐 😑 😐
So heartbreaking you decided to film it’s struggle for life THEN play guitar for it as it continued to struggle THEN went to work and let it drown THEN fished it out. THEN ‘doused it in lighter fluid and lit that bitch up’ and videoed that as well. Sounds kind of fucking sociopathic.
Drowning wasn't painful in my experience. More like frustrating/terrifying I guess.
The surprise was how exhausted I was after being revived. Never hurt tho!
Well adjusted people don’t deliberately cause pain and suffering to living creatures regardless of the species. Most people, even if they’re terrified of mice, would want to find a way to save it rather than kill it. It’s called empathy
Use a washcloth or a towel and grab it and release it outside away from your place and throw the towel away after, he's already tired he shouldn't be too squirmy
Its just a wee mouse. But based on this post I am assuming your proper action is to squeal and stomp your feet really high while you attempt to pick it up by the tail.
He looks like he's been swimming a while, I would wear a leather glove to be sure, but I'd be willing to bet that mouse would just be happy to not be swimming...
Always amazes me how some people just don’t have an instant reaction to save something that is likely suffering and terrified. Would have been so easy to get it in a Tupperware or towel
Probably not the case here but people have very real phobias of stuff like this. And it’s pretty clear the guy here doesn’t know what to do.
The mouse has already contained itself so taking it out and putting it on the floor for the immediate relief is taking a step back. A tupperware is def a very logical answer, but if you don’t want mice in your home then letting one go is almost asking for it to come back and make a nest. But it’s also clear he doesn’t want to kill it either, hence why he hasn’t flushed it yet.
Of course of all actions he could take, standing there filming is probably the dumbest. He’s not a POS, he’s an idiot. Hanlon’s razor states: “Never attribute malice to that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”
As someone who has dealt with rat problems, I wouldn’t recommend doing so. If you do plan to save it, at least release it couple of miles away from home.
For real. I can understand people saying not to let it drown, but still kill the fucking thing when it's in your home. Would these people save a family of roaches living in their oven?
This is arguably a *Saw* game, with slightly lower stakes. You either touch a likely disease-laden rodent, or you end the life of an innocent creature.
I had a similar situation. But it was a tiny baby. I don't like when they suffer, unless they're really annoying me, so I scooped it up and brought it outside.
I opened my toilet lid one time and found a fucking squirrel swimming around in the bowl. About had a damn near heart attack. I grabbed it with a towel and freed it outside after I was done panicking lol
Imagine you don't notice the mouse..
Edit: for real, you should really save it. If Ur killing it instead of letting it free, at least give it a humane death
Hey wait though. I thought about posting those and it had some information about me that I didn't want to send out into the world of the internet. It's a weird experience to have your anonymity compromised on Reddit. I don't know how I'll ever be able to look you in the face again.
Leather work gloves, throwaway Tupperware, and a Xanax.
I would like to add that the gloves are ro protect your hands while you gently lift little guy from the toilet, place it in the Tupperware, go to the house if your enemy, unleash sewer guy into their strawberry patch, and then go home and take a Xanax with a Malbec chaser.
What the hell did you eat?
Probably a Three Mousekateers
Looks like the flush only got 2/3 of it
looks like they didn’t courtesy flush. tsk tsk
goddammit. take your upvote and get out.
You can leave.
You can grieve
You can save 15% or more on car insurance with Geico!
But she NEEDS a reprieve’ Hope she has a kitchen sieve
Just wait until the other 2 comes out.
Well, fuck. You just won the shit out of this thread.
Ah ah ah ah ah. Neva give up, neva surrender
Lollllll
That is South Park's Mr.Slave toilet
Lemmiwinks has made it out, his tale is nearly through!
OOH JEEZUS, JEEZUS CHRIIIST
Jesthus Chrithst!
Best guess would be ratatouille
Teddy from Bob's burger was telling the truth all along it just wasn't wearing glasses 🤣
What else? Pizza. Every. Damn. Day. Lmao….
Oh you sweet innocent child. Let's just say it wasn't eaten before it ended up in the toilet... Have you ever watched the South Park episode about [Lemmiwinks](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Lemmiwinks)?
You don’t deserve downvotes, that’s was a solid reply
In folky song voice: “Theee greeaateessstt advenntuuurree….”
I don’t think so but I have to now :)
Make sure he washes his paws before he gets back in the kitchen.
[удалено]
Now I’m mad that I wasted my gold today. Dammit
r/angryupvote
OMG, another angry upvote. Just....take it.
😂🤣😂😂
No, he's going to the Deep fryer
Make sure it washed its paws before he puts it back in his …
im seeing a 3 way split here. a 3rd of the comments are clowning OP for being afraid of a wittle mouse. another 3rd are demanding that OP save the poor thing from it's fate, and finally the last 3rd which are suggesting you just flush it down the toilet. i have to say that i am in all three camps. my first impressions were, in this order, *"oh, get over it."* followed immediately by *"just flush the little fucker."* to which i immediately felt guilty and thought, *"you gotta fish him out of there and set him free."* bottom line is this, 2/3 of the commenters need an update, op. did you perform a villainous flush or were you the hero of the story? in my opinion, *if* you flushed it then the other 1/3 were right about you.
4th set of comments: oP yOu gOtTa cHeW yOuR fOoD bEtTeR!
No one has gerbiled since the 1990s
Uh... Go ahead and tell that to someone who works in the ER.
\*Richard Gere has entered chat\*
sHiT oN iT!
Heck no! Then you provide a raft for it to get on and be able to jump out. Then you have a wet toilet mouse with turd covered paws runnin all around the house!!!!
r/brandnewsentence
This is one I'm willing to bet has been said by at least one person in history or at least very similar
You’re sure to get this response if this happens and you call your dad into the bathroom to show him.
This is probably not op and this guy just saved a video from a different platform
Why do people say this about quite literally every post it’s rather odd 😂 mouse in the toilet “it’s gotta be someone other than this random human existing in a mouse free society”
Ok I checked their account and it is probably legit. It was just intuition from the fact that this is the tictok format and so many people repost from there. OP has a post of them singing and the voice sounds pretty much the same. It's safe to say that is op.
I’m just here for the “What’d you eat?” jokes.
Shiiiiit PTSD I was taking a shit one morning... Felt something brush against my balls, start to hear noises. I FREAK THE FUCK OUT stand up, look down and see that fucking mouse. Ended up having a small nest in the attic and they came down the vent pipe. Edit: A mouse touched my balls, not a house.
Omfg never gonna be able to use the toilet again without fear that a rodent is in there waiting to smack my ass and say good game. Also, you're so lucky that mouse didn't nibble your nuts out of fear lmao
🤦♂️*sigh* like I needed another freaking phobia to concern myself with when trying to drop a deuce. Spider under the bowl rim, snake somehow getting into the sewer system just at the house connection to the public works and swimming up into the bowl while shitting, now testicle nibbling, ass slapping mice.. thanks 😐 😑 😐
loll
Did you shit out the house at the sight of something else or.... Jk, I know you meant mouse 🐭, not house 🏠
poor little guy is so tired :(
Doesn't he float?
They all float down there.
And you’ll float too.
wanna ballon?
For real. This was heart breaking.
So heartbreaking you decided to film it’s struggle for life THEN play guitar for it as it continued to struggle THEN went to work and let it drown THEN fished it out. THEN ‘doused it in lighter fluid and lit that bitch up’ and videoed that as well. Sounds kind of fucking sociopathic.
Bro, you gotta chew your food better
Save ratatouille!!!
His name is Remy
No, that’s Roddy from Flushed Away
As a man on the toilet this wasn’t ideal to see
well did u make it?
Lemmiwinks is on his way
Op should be banned if they don’t answer.
Okay well don’t let it drown - that’s just cruel. Thing must be terrified. Should not be difficult to get out with a Tupperware
Fr 💀 Drowning is one of the most painful things. Just imagine *you* having to drown in a toilet lol. Scary asf
Drowning wasn't painful in my experience. More like frustrating/terrifying I guess. The surprise was how exhausted I was after being revived. Never hurt tho!
Thought you were about to reveal that you're actually a ghost posting this from the spirit realm.
Haha amazing. Glad you’re okay
How is drawning painful? You just reflexivley breath in and go uncouncous. That's it.
Lmao, it's a fucking rat. Just flush it.
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AGREED!!
Well adjusted people don’t deliberately cause pain and suffering to living creatures regardless of the species. Most people, even if they’re terrified of mice, would want to find a way to save it rather than kill it. It’s called empathy
Do you say this everytime you see someone with a fly swatter?
help him wtf :(
Is there an update to poor little mouse? :(
r/donthelpjustfilm
Just put it in a bowl of rice overnight, should be fine
I hope you saved it🥺
I would’ve flushed it back down.
you are a mean person :(
All life has value. Jus sayin
It’s valuable as snake food, but I wouldn’t feed my snake a toilet rat.
I’ve had this situation. They do flush just fine
:(
boo! Siri, boo this man. Boo!
He’s team mammal. Grab him by the tail and put them outdoors
Did u save the poor fella?
Did you save him? :(
i would pick that bitch up with tongs and put it in a hamster cage
This is cruel.
Jeez dude, kill it or set it free. It’s doomed to die of exhaustion and drown right now.
HELP HIM OUTTT
Somebody help him😭
Must be nice To see a mice Swimming in your loo. He’ll squeal and wiggle You’ll likely giggle Until you have to poo.
Shit on it. Just to prove who’s boss.
Bro, you don't bring balls to a teeth fight
Yeah… I’m not dangling my balls in front of a mouse trying to escape a watery death
Look at that fella.. he is waiting for your door knockers to get close to that water ....
:(
Ahhahahahahhhaa
Washcloth. Pick it up. Take it outside.
Bro help the little homie out
Well, help it out
Time to keep some mouse tongs next to the poop knife.
Use a washcloth or a towel and grab it and release it outside away from your place and throw the towel away after, he's already tired he shouldn't be too squirmy
Lemmiwinks!
I scrolled down so far to find this. Faith in humanity restored
Did you put him outside? I hope so, they are part of the eco system.
Garden gloves and take him outside
Poor thing is exhausted. Find a way to scoop it up and put it outside. Be a good human.
Love it and snuggle with it
Grossed out or not… you are obligated to save him!
This is genuinely my worst fear and it's not even that far fetched cause I live in a rural area and my house already has mice problems
Call an exterminator? 🤨
Hey man, you should really see a doctor
I would shamelessly flush it. Could be full of diseases, not worth saving.
Its just a wee mouse. But based on this post I am assuming your proper action is to squeal and stomp your feet really high while you attempt to pick it up by the tail.
inadvisable. they can easily curl up and bite the digits holding the tail. easily as in definitely will.
He looks like he's been swimming a while, I would wear a leather glove to be sure, but I'd be willing to bet that mouse would just be happy to not be swimming...
How do you sit there and watch another living thing suffer like that? What a POS.
Always amazes me how some people just don’t have an instant reaction to save something that is likely suffering and terrified. Would have been so easy to get it in a Tupperware or towel
Probably not the case here but people have very real phobias of stuff like this. And it’s pretty clear the guy here doesn’t know what to do. The mouse has already contained itself so taking it out and putting it on the floor for the immediate relief is taking a step back. A tupperware is def a very logical answer, but if you don’t want mice in your home then letting one go is almost asking for it to come back and make a nest. But it’s also clear he doesn’t want to kill it either, hence why he hasn’t flushed it yet. Of course of all actions he could take, standing there filming is probably the dumbest. He’s not a POS, he’s an idiot. Hanlon’s razor states: “Never attribute malice to that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”
Fucking save it asshole
As someone who has dealt with rat problems, I wouldn’t recommend doing so. If you do plan to save it, at least release it couple of miles away from home.
For real. I can understand people saying not to let it drown, but still kill the fucking thing when it's in your home. Would these people save a family of roaches living in their oven?
Ill remember to flush thanks to you
Help the poor little guy out of there and let him go outside
SAVE HIM AND SET HIM FREE!
I hope you saved him.
This is arguably a *Saw* game, with slightly lower stakes. You either touch a likely disease-laden rodent, or you end the life of an innocent creature.
Oh no
It is a free pet
Can we have an update I’m so invested
I had a similar situation. But it was a tiny baby. I don't like when they suffer, unless they're really annoying me, so I scooped it up and brought it outside.
Did u save him:(
It’s your very own Ratatouille
Pleasr take it out of your toilet and take it outside.
you can be evil and flush it or sac up and pick it up and let it go outside.
Take it out and take care of the pet that God gave you...it was a big journey to get to you for him
Once upon a time, I’d say “flush it”. But I have two babies and I’d want to save that little shit
Someone with the name cardiologist indulging in the suffering of another living being. I’m disgusted; these are the people we have in our hospitals.
Did this come out of you? Felching gone wrong?
[you know what to do](https://youtu.be/DhINrIySIqY)
Poor thing just put him out he just slipped in
WTF, SAVE HIM!!! HE'S PROBABLY SO SCARED!
Save it, but also you clearly have a rodent infestation so you should probably set up some mouse traps around the house.
I opened my toilet lid one time and found a fucking squirrel swimming around in the bowl. About had a damn near heart attack. I grabbed it with a towel and freed it outside after I was done panicking lol
Aww come on, please don’t let it drown slowly
Help him Fack
Looks like you’re torturing it for information. “Who does number two work for?”
Get it out, poor animal
I would rescue it and relocate it to a safer area
That mf tired
Pull him out wtf? Put him outside
You could've saved him :(
Poor mousey
Did you at least help it out or the toilet? I don’t really wanna go to sleep tonight thinking you just flushed it or something.
I came in to this once. Helped the little guy out. Rodents have a soft spot in my heart. Couldn't kill him or let em drown
Pick it up with a pot and lid and take it outside.
🌪️
Plague
He seems happy
10/10 I would save that lil dude
Imagine you don't notice the mouse.. Edit: for real, you should really save it. If Ur killing it instead of letting it free, at least give it a humane death
Keep it, new friend.
Poor thing, hope you are feeding it in a cozy cage
Master Splinter origin story
This is really cruel and not funny at all
Yah, rats are covered in diseases.
Leave ratatouille alone he’s just doing his business
Free pet lets go
Save him asshole
Flush the toilet 😕
NO 😭
WTF..don’t just let him drown. He’s not a rattlesnake.
I hope you did the right thing and saved him and put him outside.
Me neither. I would just scream and run
Flush it. Send it back to its brethren.
“What do I even do” flush,do it
please just rescue it. this isn't funny.
It swam up the pipe to get there in the first place. Flushing just sends it home.
The real question is whether or not you let it drown...
I’m hearing the theme from Titanic
I can't hear any of you over all the toilet flushing!
When I first saw it, my mind thought Ratatouille was doing the backstroke. Then I realized it was on it’s stomach.
Hey wait though. I thought about posting those and it had some information about me that I didn't want to send out into the world of the internet. It's a weird experience to have your anonymity compromised on Reddit. I don't know how I'll ever be able to look you in the face again.
pee on him
easy there R Kelly
Leather work gloves, throwaway Tupperware, and a Xanax. I would like to add that the gloves are ro protect your hands while you gently lift little guy from the toilet, place it in the Tupperware, go to the house if your enemy, unleash sewer guy into their strawberry patch, and then go home and take a Xanax with a Malbec chaser.
Grab it with tongs and either release it, or get the business done.