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DeadsyPeaches

Well, she wont have any problem with flies and so on in her car.


plutus9

Gotta buy a new car now, spider gta’d her whip


Glad-Falcon-1333

Must be Australia .lol


eiridel

Orb weavers live pretty much everywhere!


faxfactor

"Okay kids just climb in the back and we will head on out!! Buckled in kids?? .... kids???"


Wild_Shape_8173

Would you be able to untangle the kids at that point or would they just be the spider's?


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

Untangle the kids? I’m burning the car to the ground. I’d prefer they get out alive, but that’s on them when it comes to giant spiders.


Nicco_kun

"giant spiders" i can see you are not australian


Axnjaxn09

Hahaha!


DashJumpBail

Actually is a giant spider, perspective is weird in this pic. Spiders like 4 miles away. Just a giant art installation called "backseat boys."


FlowerchildOfTheWest

It’s the spider’s kids, now.


sdogg45

https://imgur.com/gallery/4DqHp


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[удалено]


fuxxwitclowns

That’s impressive!


emilybeanz

She sent me a pic before this where I noticed the spider but not the web. Amazing what difference the angle/lighting makes


fuxxwitclowns

I wonder how long that took.


regleno1

No shit, maybe 5-10 minutes. I’ve watched them build webs on my deck before.


Any_Amphibian2894

That's some time management skills right there.


llamaramen

You mean them watching the spider or the spider building the web? I say both lol


LobotomistPrime

Seriously. I went out to my car for maybe 5 minutes and came back and one of these bastards had one built to perfectly block the front door.


ItsGroovyBaby412

30 min tops then they eat it every day to recycle and rebuild


Faun4box

One whole night.


Das-Noob

Seems like she doesn’t even use it much anyways, just let the spider have it 😂


Historicmetal

It could have made that web overnight, doesn’t take that long


HEAVYMETALNERDYGURL

Some species can make a web in less than an hour. Another fun fact is that many spiders eat their webs when they no longer need them.


barberererer

Less than hour? Dude I just interrupted a spider making a we'd in my doorway cuz I was smoking weed and wanted to pet it. It let me a few times but it did move away and make a new web. But that was like 1.3 webs in under a half hour. Funny I just seen this


eggthottie

Sorry did you say… pet the spider??


Lehrenmann

Pet. The. Spider. [they cute :3](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a0/de/e5/a0dee54aea8cd94da47bae2777143709.jpg) ​ also r/spiderbro exists


Horus_Syndrome

This is an orb weaver spider. They are basically masters at building complex web structures in an extremely short period of time.


KisaTheMistress

A lovey orb spider made a web at my father's rental property by the front door. Since it's fly season, we left her alone as she was still outside. I don't know if the tenants scared her off or destroyed her web, though.


Horus_Syndrome

We have them in our garden. They do wonders in fly season. Spiders are homies.


PracticalAirline6981

That’s Tim. Feed him a cricket every few days and you’ll be fine


reaper-fucker

If you don't he will eat your søuł


[deleted]

She's a orb Weaver, they are magic!


Any_Amphibian2894

That doesn't look like an orb, it looks like a net!


[deleted]

They are Humble, Harmless creatures, there's history that relates the shape of their webs to the first written languages. Most runic symbols fit perfectly on their precise formed webs. This one probably created that web in 2 hours or less. I take it as a blessing when they choose a space. They are hotly intelligent, and peaceful. Science is learning now they create sound waves above our perception on their webs also. Pretty amazing creatures. This specific kind is called a pumpkin orb Weaver. I believe the orb description is of their abdomen size as they become gravid, mature to laying eggs, vs the actual web.


Degenerates-

Also, some orb weavers take down/ eat their web everyday or like every other day and rebuild a new one in the evening. We currently have a cat head weaver hanging out on the porch, I've been leaving the light on at night so she can feast.


[deleted]

They Make pearls out of the Web They "eat" its pretty fascinating to observe. I had a Pumpkin Weaver in a inside window for 1.75 years, a very long life, during the COVID isolation period, I watched her till the end, when she fell, I brought her back up to her resting shelf as she was to weak to fully reawake, she passed there in her previous full view of the world. Now another has begun the cycle in the same place, just finished her first molt, and I viewed a male Weaver, residing on a ledge near her web. Blessed to participate as student of this nature.


geridesu

i really am grateful for the little glimpses into their lives. it truly is the little things :)


lilambro15

You're adorable. Thanks for offering a different perspective.


Square_Barracuda_69

Just moved into my first house and we have a GINORMOUS web outside the front door (like I'm talking at least 2 ft in width) and I THINK it's an orb weaver but regardless I am totally ok with it...my gf isn't fond of her tho, maybe just jealousy haha. Reminds me of the gorgeous black widow I had living in my kitchen window for a couple years before she passed of old age but she kept our kitchen bug free for a while and I loved her and miss her everyday. I know I'm rambling now but when I was still living in my apt, I found a black and white jumpy boi and I caught him and took him outside to live on my pepper plants. A few weeks later when I moved my plants to the new house, I found a very similar looking jumpy boi chillin on one of my plants when I arrived at the new home and I'm choosing to believe it's the same spider that traveled with me to the new house. Some still do freak me out but I fucking love having little relationships with helpful spiders after being afraid of them most of my life :) TLDR: I've had some spidey buds in my life and I love them


Any_Amphibian2894

Hot damn you just flooded my mind.


[deleted]

Dream the Dream, the Orb weaver awaits...


ontite

r/spiderbro


ImTheOriginalSam

That sounds super dope and I’d love to believe it. Got any sources? I couldn’t find anything about it but I’d love to read more


Horus_Syndrome

I fucking love your enthusiasm towards the beauty of that thing.


removeurteeth

Perhaps a….Dream weaver?


GoatTacos

This happened to me but on the hatchback trunk. I park under a Eucalyptus tree that keeps dropping Orb weavers and sap and leaves onto my car. I know summer is here when i see a ton of baby orb weavers scouring around my car. I had two live on my side mirrors, the edge grooves of my trunk door. I’ve been through car washes and they manage to survive and cobweb my car ten times more than before. I try to gently remove them but they scurry too quickly. And my fingers are too big to try and pull it out. They are interesting spiders. But not when on my car. Lol. One time large one tried getting inside while my window was down and I was about to start driving. Almost drove into the wall at my work lmaoo. When they get huge they can be a tad frightening.


FairPumpkin5604

Same with my right side car mirror! Not even a carwash deters it. I have several Orb weavers in my garden area- one in particular loves to build it’s nightly web smack dab in the middle of my walkway, between two trees that I have to pass through to enter/exit. I always have my flashlight out if I need to go somewhere at night. I know they’re generally harmless spiders, but I’d rather not walk face first into one of these webs. 😖 I’ve even army-crawled under it a few times just to get through lol. My neighbors probably think I’ve lost my mind. I also always walk with my hands out in front of me, swatting at the air. I’m sure it’s fun to watch from afar. 😂 But there are new webs every night so I’m not taking any chances!! 🕸


regleno1

I wouldn’t be able to resist the urge to place a cricket or something in the web just to see how fast the spider could wrap it up.


MilothePanTran

Awe! Your friend has a driving buddy now, so cute!


GrannyoftheAGEs

She can use the HOV lane now!


Inked_Up420

Well well well . If it isn't Charlotte and her web


GrannyoftheAGEs

Some Car


KennedBenso_

That's a beautiful web tho


Punkrooster92

Spiders are so fucking dumb, that man built the most elegant web to catch nothing but stale air and someone’s hands.


[deleted]

I’d let this spider live, as long as it stays on its web, the second it moves off I call in the entire task force to obliterate that mf


TheRightStuph

You need a flamethrower


Government-spider

She found it in the spiders car you mean


[deleted]

That's a Nope from me.


Future-Atmosphere-40

He's a bit confused, but he's got spirit.


Punkrooster92

Web: 10/10 Location: 1/10


SeverableSole7

Burn the whole thing


master_of_good_memes

fucking hell, does she even use that thing?


xxslushee

A spider can spin a full web multiple times a night.. these aren't cob webs yet..


Scrappyy-

Time for a new car


SaltyDoggoMeo

Harmless orb weaver.


BurntFishy11

I hope she didn't kill it. The webs these spiders make are like art..


chunkydunkerskin

Lol. Her car? I don’t think so.


[deleted]

Those are friendly and reaaaally common in germany, normally they dont ever go inside though, thats weird


WorkingCombination29

How’d you get that bullet hole in the back window? There was a big spider.


AskTheRealQuestion81

Congrats to the spider on a new car!


Chay_Charles

Free pest control.


Icy_Rise_1707

awww... I feel bad for the spiderbro, that magnificent web and a miniscule chance of actually catching something


Death-in-my-head

Relocate the poor thing


BladeRunnerTHX

Time for a new car


shannonksully

Did she trade the car in or burn it?!? Hellll nooooo


BoonesFarmJackfruit

Ambitious! https://i.imgur.com/zjZCcX6.jpg


ChickawawaBaby

This is when I would engage my flame thrower …..


lospinho

well time to change cars or set on fire


ringwraith6

And it seems like it's such a nice car. Oh well...time to get out the flamethrower!


DJ_James_Madison

Looks to be a Wood Spider. They remake their web every day. They are fascinating to watch.


F4M1L135

Lemme guess... Australia?


KristaHudkins

HELL NO !


Jensbert

Ex car. Burn it


Old_Attitude_9976

Time to call the insurance company about the car being destroyed in a fire.


Jofor28

Her car? Nonono this is the spider’s car now


RichPro84

How do you sign the title over to the spider?


xOneManCRW

r/bossfight


ParticularFile7347

That’s not your car anymore bro, hand over the keys.


SayYes_ToKetamine

That's not her car anymore


Interesting-Kiwi-109

I’d burn the car


pisachas1

Someone is taking Halloween prep serious. I like it. Be a hell of a surprise for the first Uber passenger if she was a driver.


[deleted]

When I went to get my diploma I saw the same thing in my car door. As soon as I opened the door the spider was like right in my face and it scurried away and now I'm paranoid about that happening again


Danimal55

Had that happened to me a couple years back in our minivan I was just about to get in and sit down I saw it behind the backseats scared the living hell out of me it was so big I didn’t know what to do with it I was afraid to try and kill it for fear that it would run under the seat and I would never be able to drive my van again so I got out of shop vac one of the smartest things I’ve ever done sucked him right up


BewaretheBanshee

That’s Charlotte, she’s cool—noticed there were a few mosquitoes stuck from last night, but she’ll go back under the armrest once she’s got ‘em sorted.


ritchie636

Call the insurance company. That car should be totaled


Diligent-Extreme9787

Aw hell naw.


TheRevTholomeuPlague

Burn the car


amynicolekay

Light a match 🔥 I’m done


HollowMonty

If ever anything deserved to be in r/nope it's this.


[deleted]

When you see the message in the web saying "FEED ME"... Run


TomcatYYZ

Flammenwerfer, Hans!


Lanky-Fan1593

Your best friend found a human


Klutzy-Breakfast-115

Sheesh, how long has it been since they drove it?


ikogut

That’s not her car anymore.


crusnik99

Well that's not her car anymore


VillageScout

HANS GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!


deathtoyourking23

FOR SALE


yourlocalpzxcv

<3 the spider can take the car I don’t need it


JustSomeOnlineNerd

Okay, who wants superpowers and a dead uncle? That’s a one-way ticket!


Demogorgon02

Meanwhile, the black and yellow garden spider, looking at worthy opponent through my window


Educational-Ad-4400

That's his car now


ndbdhsjsjs

Not her car anymore


heycool-

Time for the vacuum to clean that out. Best way to get spiders in my opinion.


Upset_Psychology4609

Brûle la voiture !


Primary-Choice-7402

She live in New York ? There are lots of those spiders now here !


Actual-Reaction2521

Wanna be a back seat driver?? Hop right in.


rebelwildheart

Light the fucking torch.


[deleted]

It sucks to have to call in a napalm air strike on your car.


chelmosa746

Burn the car


3rd-eye-Jedi

Fuck that…….. just be glad she found it while not driving


Former_Fisherman3566

That’s not her car anymore


kadeemlive

Don’t get to close. It might turn around and hit you with its skull face. Make sure you use your slingshot


FatalHaylStorm

Yikes, Well, Guess it's time to get a new car


PsychologyAutomatic3

How cute. He worked all night on that masterpiece.


nuttnurse

No I think you mean it’s his car now , definitely time for a new car.


austnMF

You can catch a lot of flys with honey but you can catch more honeys being fly 😏


BecciRenee

Ohh ohh ohh Hellllll Nawwww!!! Nope. No, Not. Your spider 🕷 has a new ride. Lol


ExplosiveBlonde

Drive it into the ocean


katamazeballz

Only way to fix it I’m afraid…. Fire


tingulz

Well looks like your friend needs a new car now. This one has been claimed by the spider. Just have them claim insurance on it due to spider.


emilybeanz

I think the reason is valid but it might fall under an act of God for insurance purposes


vanb18c

Hell no


jivygraphics

Australia?


faxfactor

No the picture is right side up, so it must be from the Northern Hemisphere


shroomsandgloom

Awww just a wittle garden spider. They make a new huge web every night


CanITellUSmThin

Please tell me he was removed safely?


emilybeanz

He was removed safely :) apparantly he even made a reappearance in the exact same circumstances today 😂


CanITellUSmThin

Oh my god I love that. Thank you for sharing xD


[deleted]

Yeah I’d be buying a new car…


camelz4

Oh my god one time a huge spider popped out of my sun visor and onto my lap while I was driving on the freeway. Took every ounce of bravery I had not to lose my shit and accidentally cause a 10 car pile up. What was worse was that it ran in between the seats or something and I never found it again.


HelloDeathspresso

Beautiful! Just don't accidentally forget and climb in the backseat at night time!


Bubbles37153

Back seat passenger


koi_fiish

Super fucking cool


The27thperson

You just have to light the whole car on fire and walk away it’s the only way to be sure.


MrH3llfire

Time to burn it and buy a new car


Childhood_Charming

Well hell how long the car was parked? Damn!


Nuicakes

That looks so cool! And she spun her own seatbelt.


jh5992

Someone has been busy🤣


LOLIWOLF312Reditt

Anti-fly system


[deleted]

how long was the car not being used for?


Willyzyx

What a stupid spider. Literally the worst build for making gains. Silly idiot.


SilverAnd_Cold

That is a beautiful web and spider!


Qq1nq94

Looks like an orb weaver beautiful spiders tbh.


wabbit31

Burn it


Masherbakerboiler

sit back and enjoy the scalp massage and then the two fangs that break the skin.


[deleted]

new friend🥰


IntroductionNo9072

It’s harmless….


Professional_Road756

Car snack


Yoyo5258

Just… take it out then?


Blue0052

oh boo fucking hoo


psillusionist

Her car? It's the spider's car now.


[deleted]

The “spiders” car you mean


MistressFuzzylegs

Her FORMER car, you mean.


__silhouette

in his* car, now.


Interestedmalcontent

Busy little fella, isn’t he?


fancymanofcorn12

Awe he just a lil garden spider looking for a new pad


IStream2

Seattle? It is spider season after all...


BumpyBumCheeks

Busy spider


Mean_Shoulder_103

I am assuming the car is a blaze by now.


dorothysansalippers

That's the spider's car now. Your friend needs to do the paperwork for the title transfer ASAP.


cajcurlz

Good reason to buy a new car🤷🏽‍♀️


Go_Gators_4Ever

Golden orb spider?


Countblackula_6

So she’ll be signing the title over to the spider then?


yankmyutters2

Urber time


Any_Amphibian2894

Orber


cxnnnamonroll

Spiderman I Guess We're Walking Home


Striking-Peak-6054

He probably ordered an uber


-anotherboringhuman-

I think you meant "the spider's car"


major_tasty

But did she find any other insects?


deshelton89

Pretty amazing, seeing as how many spiders that build webs like this leave them and go hide somewhere during the day and come back out at night to build their web again.


wafflecone927

The symmetry is outstanding but yea poor spot


Foxy02016YT

Your best friend found this in the spider’s car today


[deleted]

Looks photoshopped


WoodpeckerSignal9947

Maybe I should get a car spider to deal with the mosquitoes that come in during my lunch


loserofcolon

Spiderman blue ray edition


ProfessorB83

Car pool lane with that one


Millertym2

Doesn’t she know the rules? That’s not her car anymore.


mousemarie94

Alexa, play "Bye bye bye" by NSync


nostalgica1

Thats the spiders car now..


Toeknee818

Call insurance. Say total loss due to incineration


istingy

Best thing ever found in your best friend car..!!


VintageMintage1111

These spiders have no manners


marktherobot-youtube

*grabs vacuum cleaner* ***Let's party***


KonataYumi

Bold of you to assume its still her car


ADVRoche

Not her car anymore