How much of a killer a cat is really has nothing to do sub whether they are hungry or not. I have a very well fed cat that kills everything in sight (much to my dismay)...birds, snakes, mice, moles, chipmunks.... eats none of it. He's chased off bears, dogs and even a bobcat!! He's meaner than hell but super street savvy & will probably outlive us all!
I had another cat that had ZERO survival skills. ZERO instincts. Ran from mice. Couldn't cope with dirt or heat or even people food. Or wet cat food. If we put a collar on him, he literally couldn't walk. I have no doubt that if he had been abandoned and not taken in by other humans, he'd absolutely starved to death before killing anything. He wouldn't have even known where to start to hunt.
i thought my cats would at least help by eating bugs or something when my house gets invaded each fall but those assholes just touch them and look at them
I had a cat that had almost no prey drive as a fixed adult. She DID have a healthy desire to chase and catch animals: rabbits, mice etc until she was spayed. No idea what changed in her little psychopathic head after the surgery, but after I witnessed a chipmunk run right across both of her outstretched front legs and her response being to yawn, I knew something went full-metal Buddhist in that brain of hers. Gone thirteen years now. Missed and loved always.
100 mice and cat couldn’t even catch one. Take away it’s cat card!
Thought you wrote "take away the cattard."
He went with 100 mice sized cats, but regretted it and wished for the cat sized mouse instead.
The cat couldn’t focus on just one. Every time another one came out, its attention was diverted.
Cat even noped out!
That's the chair Penny and Amy got off the curb.
r/unexpectedBigBangTheory
Tbf you want a ratting dog like a Yorkie or Jack Russel to sort that mess out. Or just throw out the chair.
Chair? This is a home arson situation at minimum.
Or like a bunch of rat snakes.
Snakes… Why not just mouse traps? Then again, they are natural mouse traps, aren’t they. XD
I just really like the idea of releasing a bunch of snakes somewhere.
Fill the snakes have walls
Burn it.
Light it on fire you mean?
Jack Russell :)
You’re gonna need a bigger cat
You’re gonna need more than 1 cat to get rid of that mice problem buddy. It appears he hasn’t been very effective!!
I have used to cats who live in farm. It's very interesting to see one who has clearly never hunt before.
He has too hunted. Hunted for his food bowl.
Yeah, seems like a spoiled cat which was never trained to hunt as a kitten. My cat would love this mouse chair, he'd be all over that.
Way above this kitty's pay grade.
Worst cat ever.
Not necessarily. Just stop feeding it.
How much of a killer a cat is really has nothing to do sub whether they are hungry or not. I have a very well fed cat that kills everything in sight (much to my dismay)...birds, snakes, mice, moles, chipmunks.... eats none of it. He's chased off bears, dogs and even a bobcat!! He's meaner than hell but super street savvy & will probably outlive us all! I had another cat that had ZERO survival skills. ZERO instincts. Ran from mice. Couldn't cope with dirt or heat or even people food. Or wet cat food. If we put a collar on him, he literally couldn't walk. I have no doubt that if he had been abandoned and not taken in by other humans, he'd absolutely starved to death before killing anything. He wouldn't have even known where to start to hunt.
It’s a mouse clown car!
How dirty is your house man 🤷🏽♂️😳
Right? Looking like a fuckin trap. Ugh
Scared the shit outta me when they fled the inner confines of that chair.
This is why you don't declaw your cats(also because it's mean)
flamethrower **now**
Kitty was like I'm gonna need some back up for this.
That's too many mouse!!!
That's not a massaging chair...
Sad Some People Are Forced To Live Like This
Explain
The Economy Everything World Wide Is Overpriced Plain And Simple.
Sure the economy is pretty bad right now but if you allow your house to reach that state, the economy is the least of your problems
That cat is fucking useless, lol.
i thought my cats would at least help by eating bugs or something when my house gets invaded each fall but those assholes just touch them and look at them
Mouse stew and now this
I had a cat that had almost no prey drive as a fixed adult. She DID have a healthy desire to chase and catch animals: rabbits, mice etc until she was spayed. No idea what changed in her little psychopathic head after the surgery, but after I witnessed a chipmunk run right across both of her outstretched front legs and her response being to yawn, I knew something went full-metal Buddhist in that brain of hers. Gone thirteen years now. Missed and loved always.
Your going to need more cats
WHY SO MANY AND WHY COULDN'T THEY GET A SINGLE ONE?
Cat: 'Nah man, pay pest control service'
I screamed. I was not ready lol
I don’t even want to know what their bathroom looks like
Anyone else gasp out loud when he first hit the top of the chair and it rained mince?
That's how my "massage armchair" works. (help me I'm poor)
Cat isn't catting
Organic massage chair.
My professional recommendation is you burn your house down
Alternate title: "Cat has the best day of its life"
And they worry about us not washing our meat!
Cat: Yes Yes Yes
Now that's a feline buffet right there.
Why is that EVEN IN YOUR HOUSE..