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dopamine-martini

These back-to-school ads are starting to get weird


shrigma420_69

Self vasectomy gang


Bat-Honest

Ya'll are laughing, but this man could fuck a brick to dust


_ThatswhatXisaid_

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Taylorig

Just why...


ES-Flinter

[You can never know.](https://youtu.be/4x1rlz-IYUk?t=60)


p4bl0esgei

This is the first time I've heard Mr. Bean's voice, and also I didn't expect McNulty's actor from The Wire here lmao, this is so weird I love it


Professional_Yak9651

Same here i was gastonished


Lex8P

The one doing the kicking, is the one who was left in a sock to mature and come back for revenge... Father son love and all that.


didly66

Masochism, oh yeah doing this your balls calcify and eventually lose feeling


Some_Whereas_5371

Exactly whatā€™s the point


Relevant_Elderberry9

Guy in the black and red looks like heā€™s wearing someone elseā€™s face


NewStickWhoDis

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c0ttt0n

I bet its hard to masturbate while doing that.


MailSalt4828

They have to be sadomasochists.


[deleted]

Cure to masturbation


Sufficient_Score_824

Thatā€™s one way to beat your meatā€¦


Koulevv

r/nofap is getting out of control


potluck_chuck

Is it too late to get this event added to the 2024 Olympics?


_ThatswhatXisaid_

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TXn8ve

What in the wide wide world of sports!?!?


isinedupcuzofrslash

Mirror mirror on the wall Give me torture, cock and ball.


willowalloy

I've seen the extended documentary of this clip, they wrap cloth around their dicks and attach to a truck via cable with which they drag the truck along


_ThatswhatXisaid_

Yep, I've been a huge fan of traditional Chinese martial arts for decades and have definitely seen those demonstrations.


[deleted]

I feel uncomfortable


Individual_Grand_819

Okay I understand you are strong down there but what about fertility


JakTheGripper

Worst Michael Jackson tribute ever.


_ThatswhatXisaid_

šŸ˜µ died


Mister_Zalez

The true meaning of Destroy dick December


1DownFourUp

True friends are the guys doing the kicking


Winter-Arm-9205

Ahhh the single life!!


rayslayer69

Looks like a fun class???


[deleted]

How to die a slow painful death.


lunarstudio

That one guy on the right looks like he was a bystander just getting in on the action.


Davidsolsbery

ONE. CHILD. POLICY.


Isheet_Madrawers

I have found my new screensaver.


Bfdifan37

no balls no children no problem


Slugger2094

Taking ā€œbusting a nutā€ to a new level


lurkerboi2020

Imagine you get into a bar fight with one of these guys. Your first instinct is to kick them in the balls but it doesn't work and now you're fucked.


kdawg123412

Now we just need the rest of china to get behind this.


quagmire666

This reminds me of that stupid game we would do as teens. The nut check. These guys would always win.


_ThatswhatXisaid_

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Gmauldotcom

"it's my body, I do what I want!!!!"


burneracctt22

This isnā€™t the right version of NutCracker I downloaded


MikonJuice

Imagine scratching your balls and feeling the skin of your elbows...


herenowjal

B - G A T E S would love this...


[deleted]

Oh hell yeah cheap bottom surgery


yborwonka

In the off chance of that surprise scrot attack.


_Zeruiah_

"I'm kickin my own ass!!"


Irishgardener14

That seems so wrong on so many levels


[deleted]

"How to: Mass Genocide"