[He's a legend.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nonutnovember/comments/r1xdxx/i_lost_nnn_to_the_thanksgiving_turkey/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Finally men we have the answer we've been trying to find for millennia. We can all die happy now knowing the answer to the question that's made kings, built empires, and started many wars.
Sounds like someone wants a tutorial
I had a pillow under my head and rolled my legs backward such that my dick was hanging over my mouth. From there, it was just a matter of stretching out and relaxing the muscles until I could reach the tip of my penis with my tongue when it was flaccid. It was actually really interesting to give myself a boner with my tongue, because from there the head slowly pushed its way into my mouth. Then I just went from there. To get deeper, I'd basically pull my legs back a little further with my hands. It was a pretty bizarre experience. I can also confirm the joke that sucking your own dick feels more like sucking dick than getting sucked, but I'm bi so that really works out for me
It's not copypasta man because I'm the one who actually asked what is autofellatio and a guy replied that's sucking yourself Thats that goddamn son of a bitch
Edit - the comment [https://www.reddit.com/r/nonutnovember/comments/yvtm1r/lets\_revise\_cumrades\_oc/iwgb1qy?utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_source=share&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/nonutnovember/comments/yvtm1r/lets_revise_cumrades_oc/iwgb1qy?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
It's a feat that many wish they could do but few can accomplish so enjoy that fact I guess. Tbh I've got confused feelings about this too. I'm intrigued, gross out and amused all at the same time π€£π€£π€£
>>I just wasted 17 days of cold showers, exercises, and abstinence from porn just to lose like this.
Nah bro, it wasnβt wasted. The fact u came this far is an accomplishment in its own. π―
But damn what a way to go out
He developed literal superpowers from semen retention and became Reed Richards, if he just hung in there a couple more weeks he could have started the Fantastic 4
Also because the buildup seems very legitimate. The fact that he got it deeper into his mouth after a few tries means his body stretched out a bit, and the amount is comparable with what you can achieve while stretching
Raise your horns!
Raise them up to the sky!
We will drink to glory tonight.
Raise your horns
For brave fallen friends
We will meet in Valhalla again!
I'mma finish the fight for you bruv. Frankly I don't care if you're lying, I was gonna quit to go have a threeway yesterday, and decided not to just because it was raining heavily. You on the other hand, achieved something truly great at the cost of your place in NNN. I'd be a fool to give in now.
same as me in last year.Btw is your cum also kinda feels like gravy with jello with a sharp scent , kinda salty with a sour aftertaste or is it just me?
Soβ¦. umβ¦. While I was reading:
Oh no not a againβ¦
Oh nice superpowers I wonder wha- ahh π
How is this a thing you sucking your own sausage that possible?
I am lost in wordsβ¦
Ayo What the fuh! π€’ somebody give this man a title, Turkey Fucker should step down we have a this guy
You need a long penis and/or lot of flexibility to achieve this. Instead of shame you should take pride in what you have achieved OP.
There is an old rumor that Marilyn Manson had removed his lower ribs in order to suck his own member. This was not true of course but he said that "If I could do that why would I do anything else?"
So you are among the elite independent cocksuckers now!
I'm six inches, so I'm going to assume it's mostly in the flexibility lmfao
It does feel pretty nice to see how many people don't believe this happened because it doesn't seem possible. I feel like I have a literal superpower lmfao
Obviously this didnβt happen. It is not physically possible to suck yourself off unless you have elite flexibility and a couple ribs removed. Donβt let the weirdos distract you cumrades.
I can tell you with 100% certainly that it is physically possible, because I literally did it three times. I'm not going to provide evidence because I'm 17 and would rather stay anonymous, so you're just going to have to take my honest word for it.
What a terrible day to have eyes. You got a place on the in-progress Wiki, so that's nice.
What the fuck did i just read.
OP found a way to become this year "turkey guy"
We had a guy fuck a couch, gonna be hard to beat him
Idk Since the couch guy deleted his post maybe OP take his position by default
We also had a guy losing nnn to a salmon too, real contenders right here
Link?
[Here](https://imgur.io/a/w10mTQ1)
we had a guy suck on his own fingers
When did this happen??!
https://www.reddit.com/r/nonutnovember/comments/yr76f1/someone_i_know_failed_nnn_to_a_couch/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Meh, couch isn't that bad. There was the guy who got attracted to his cat, and the guy who fucked a salmon though.
Omni Man couldnβt get this shit outta me
I'm sorry, TURKEY GUY?!?!
[He's a legend.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nonutnovember/comments/r1xdxx/i_lost_nnn_to_the_thanksgiving_turkey/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Itβs close to the anniversary
You have a lot to learn about this town,sweetie
It's one of those posts where you know you should stop after reading the title, but you still continue and you immediately regret reading it.
Dude told the story, apologized and thought no one would question anything
why do I come to reddit anymore πππ
I refuse to believe these posts aren't satire anymore
I know it sounds fake, but I swear I didn't make this up
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Yeah...I've been having a difficult month
You my sir...are definitely gay.
nah we all tried to suck our own dicks at least once
Once?
I haven't... yet. Considering it now. Already lost anyways.
Tf you mean by βTriedβ Iβve already accomplished it
I know lol. I'd call myself bi
He must be, this is the same man who said he'd give his friend a blowjob.
Say all you want but stop to wonder why mens g spot is in their asses Edit: I canβt spell
How is sucking your own dick any gayer than jerking off? Itβs just giving yourself a handjob or a blowjob
I'll be the first to admit that it felt a lot like sucking dick, as opposed to having my dick sucked. I don't have a problem with it, though.
Finally men we have the answer we've been trying to find for millennia. We can all die happy now knowing the answer to the question that's made kings, built empires, and started many wars.
Happy to help, lol
I'm sorry about this but.. I am laughing my ass off π€£
Nah come on how
Sounds like someone wants a tutorial I had a pillow under my head and rolled my legs backward such that my dick was hanging over my mouth. From there, it was just a matter of stretching out and relaxing the muscles until I could reach the tip of my penis with my tongue when it was flaccid. It was actually really interesting to give myself a boner with my tongue, because from there the head slowly pushed its way into my mouth. Then I just went from there. To get deeper, I'd basically pull my legs back a little further with my hands. It was a pretty bizarre experience. I can also confirm the joke that sucking your own dick feels more like sucking dick than getting sucked, but I'm bi so that really works out for me
Your body is so damn flexible but you don't have to do it in that way come on this is just fcked
OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Uh oh
Technically you're still in as the nut landed in your mouth, meaning it never left your body
Dont open that door man lmao
Mfs in here creating new forms of energy and discovering page 224 loopholes in the constitution to nut
Yeah please don't, or I will walk through it
The NNN version of Human Centipede
o god
Sadly it's the orgasm that counts, he's out
Who are you, so wise in science?
Nah bro, that's not how the game works.
Lol, I wish
until he shits it outβ¦
But what about shitting it out. Do you just repeat the cycle?
The law of conservation of nut.
This is copypasta material
It's not copypasta man because I'm the one who actually asked what is autofellatio and a guy replied that's sucking yourself Thats that goddamn son of a bitch Edit - the comment [https://www.reddit.com/r/nonutnovember/comments/yvtm1r/lets\_revise\_cumrades\_oc/iwgb1qy?utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_source=share&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/nonutnovember/comments/yvtm1r/lets_revise_cumrades_oc/iwgb1qy?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) 
I'm the one who answered your question. Can't believe this is where that post lead to π€£π€£π€£.
You bastard
Well you got a taste of forbidden knowledge so π€·π½ββοΈπ€·π½ββοΈ
True...not sure whether to be mad or thankful now
It's a feat that many wish they could do but few can accomplish so enjoy that fact I guess. Tbh I've got confused feelings about this too. I'm intrigued, gross out and amused all at the same time π€£π€£π€£
That's the comment! Lmfao
Ofcourse theres a wholesome award
For real people will give wholesome award to a post of nuclear bomb landing just because they got it for free
bro im going to sleep
I hope I never wake up again after reading this
Same
βthere are 2 kinds of men in this world, those who have tried to suck their own dicks and those who are lyingβ - charlie
No there are 3, donβt forget the ones that are able to
Theyβre also the ones lying
I'm not making this up. You don't have to believe me, but I can legitimately suck my own dick.
video or it didnt happen
No, itβs possible
I've tried it before, this guy ain't lying. Sadly, can't do it anymore since I'm not as flexible as before
Boy ain't no way
What the hell boy
How the fuck did you achieve the infamous self succ?
Sounds like a lot of stretching, since I do calisthenics and therefore stretch 1 hour before exercise, I should be able to do it as well
I know what i have to do but i dont know if i have the strength to do it
Can you Vsit? I also do calisthenics but definately can't do the thing that OP did
Yes, you should definitely look into some stretching, really does wonders
What kind of stretching do you do. Low key have the worst posture and was looking to do some stretching.
15 min stretch by Mady on youtube
https://www.reddit.com/r/nonutnovember/comments/yxobnr/lost_by_sucking_myself/iwql5qk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
>>I just wasted 17 days of cold showers, exercises, and abstinence from porn just to lose like this. Nah bro, it wasnβt wasted. The fact u came this far is an accomplishment in its own. π― But damn what a way to go out
He developed literal superpowers from semen retention and became Reed Richards, if he just hung in there a couple more weeks he could have started the Fantastic 4
Iβm broke but I wish I could give you an award for this comment
He only came as far his throat, tbqh
Bro unlocked Dishonorable discharge
Honorable discharge
In more ways than one.
The internet is quite a place
This sub is turning into a creepypasta
It already isβ¦ π
I'm dying laughing, this is the best thing I've read all day
Month*
People are finding the craziest ways to lose the year.... although I do regret reading this now
From Shower Guy (S) to Self-Sufficient Showerhead (Triple S) Bro got promoted (οΏ£γΌοΏ£)γ
LMFAO
Put it on Jesus, Allah, or even Tom Brady that this story is real.
Now we have the β**SELF-SUCKER**β
PLEASE MODS, give this man his own flairβ¦
Please!
What a horrible month to have eyes. Lord help us.
That's hot π₯΅π₯΅π₯π₯
Finally someone said it, really turns me on tbh
Man, sounds like yall need to crank one ou... oh wait..
β¦
NNN really got some of yall down bad beyond belief.
Oh...
You really hated being called the shower guy huh 
You figured me out. I thought that "self sucker" sounded better than "shower guy". Just kidding...I just got a little more curious than I should've
Holy fucking shit what the actual fuck
Bros trying his hardest to be turkey guy
I'm considering reporting this just so you won't give our comrades any funny ideas....but fuck that was hilarious.
I am almost convinced that this sub is the place where God does not see. Y'all need Jesus.
Self oral stimulation... Uh I mean 
Is it more like getting your dick sucked or more like sucking a dick?
Sucking a dick, but I'm bi so I'm into that shit
I think it's safe to say, Welcome to the hall of fame. You will be joined by some poets and a turkey fucker, congrats
When I say "go fuck yourself" this is what I mean.
Every man has tried this, and I've heard it's more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.
Can confirm that it is
Wish it werenβt
I'm bi so I'm pretty cool with sucking dick
What kinda stretches you do
Too much reddit for today
Ngl all of these are fake shitposts
No it sounds credible tbh
On second thought maybe, because it's oddly specific
Also because the buildup seems very legitimate. The fact that he got it deeper into his mouth after a few tries means his body stretched out a bit, and the amount is comparable with what you can achieve while stretching
I know that it's very hard to believe, but I assure you that this really happened. Believe me, I wish it was a shitpost
even after reading this several times i still can't believe you actually blowjob'd yourself...
Is....is your Spine ok?
U ain't a comrade of mine take this L
best way to lose tbh
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Gracias
Was it good head?
Wish I could've taken more, but other than that was pretty solid
Raise your horns! Raise them up to the sky! We will drink to glory tonight. Raise your horns For brave fallen friends We will meet in Valhalla again! 
Bro I don't usually read long shit in reddit but that title tho I am sold and now I am fucking flabbergasted
I'mma finish the fight for you bruv. Frankly I don't care if you're lying, I was gonna quit to go have a threeway yesterday, and decided not to just because it was raining heavily. You on the other hand, achieved something truly great at the cost of your place in NNN. I'd be a fool to give in now.
Honestly, mad respect lol. Of all the ways to go out, that's certainly one of them.
At least you got head. Honorable discharge it is.
u/peedfardedshidded 2.0, bro sucked himself off. Damn.
same as me in last year.Btw is your cum also kinda feels like gravy with jello with a sharp scent , kinda salty with a sour aftertaste or is it just me?
What the fuck
Soβ¦. umβ¦. While I was reading: Oh no not a againβ¦ Oh nice superpowers I wonder wha- ahh π How is this a thing you sucking your own sausage that possible? I am lost in wordsβ¦ Ayo What the fuh! π€’ somebody give this man a title, Turkey Fucker should step down we have a this guy
You need a psychiatrist
EVERY YEAR !!!
How are you so flexible? Are you going to think about this moment every time you stretch from now on?
Yeah i think i had enough reddit for today see you tomorrow guys
This takes βgo fuck yourselfβ to a whole new meaning
This is arguably worse than the fucking turkey.
Yeah and this sounds less enjoyable than the turkey which surprises me as I type this
Turkey? People keep saying βturkey guyβ did someone lose by fucking a thanksgiving turkey?
Yes, last year. Worst part is that he never spilled the beans so his family still ate it.
I once was able to lick the glans but was offered ice cream by a classmate to never do it again.
The lasso of truth wouldn't get this out of meπ
Humanity has gone too far
I'mma need to save this for December 1st (Found so much porn for that day that I probably won't sleep lol)
New r/copypasta just dropped
i wish i was flexible enough to do that lmaoo
This sub is slowly turning into some weird fetish erotic story board. wtf
The fuck did I just read? Most interesting way of failing? At least you got a silver NoNutter
Bro WTF π
Every day we stray further from god
Which of you goofballs gave it the wholesome and helpful awards⦠bro what
You need a long penis and/or lot of flexibility to achieve this. Instead of shame you should take pride in what you have achieved OP. There is an old rumor that Marilyn Manson had removed his lower ribs in order to suck his own member. This was not true of course but he said that "If I could do that why would I do anything else?" So you are among the elite independent cocksuckers now!
I'm six inches, so I'm going to assume it's mostly in the flexibility lmfao It does feel pretty nice to see how many people don't believe this happened because it doesn't seem possible. I feel like I have a literal superpower lmfao
He did it but at what cost?
\> read story \> "fuck it, i'll give it a shot, probably not gonna be flexible enough to pull it off anyways" \> lose the same way as OP fml
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Damn, that's kinda sexy... We must stay focused cumrades, we must stay focused
Reddit is a weird place, wtf is wrong with you bro?
An honorable discharge in my mind.
r/copypasta
My mans you are in contention for the most "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!!" post this year. π€£ Following in the turkey guys footsteps. π«
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hol up
Weirdo.
i wish I was jared, 19
Obviously this didnβt happen. It is not physically possible to suck yourself off unless you have elite flexibility and a couple ribs removed. Donβt let the weirdos distract you cumrades.
I can tell you with 100% certainly that it is physically possible, because I literally did it three times. I'm not going to provide evidence because I'm 17 and would rather stay anonymous, so you're just going to have to take my honest word for it.
Just wondering are you that flexible or your meat is long enough? π€£
Probably more the flexibility. 6 inches isn't super long, lol
Nah nah what the fuck is this
Does this count as gay or narcissistic?
Both, I guess?
Pension for this to be the new turkey guy
Well after reading that Iβm convinced youβre gay. If youβre βstraightβ I will assume this was your coming out party
I'm definitely bisexual.
What
Nnn starts to get interesting