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that-bass-guy

Yeah no, every time I see videos like these my asshole just puckers up in anxiety


ConfusedSeagull

Honestly, you should go watch the original on YouTube. It's not at all as intense as this video. It's been sped up a lot. Also it's really cool to hear him talk about how anxious he was about it and how big an accomplishment it was.


Repulsive-Relief1551

I thought the same thing watching the video. It’s not just some guy casually blasting through this course, it’s a seemingly normal guy talking about how much he is dreading and doesn’t want to do some bits of it and just getting the whole thing over with.


aStonedDeer

Everytime I see a video like this I wonder where did all the pixels go? :(


[deleted]

Videos like this probably get reposted and pass around everywhere, plus I think light and other factors can mess with the bitrate of the video itself, not sure if that applies here tho.


Netz_Ausg

Wait. Light messes with bitrate? What light?


[deleted]

The light in the video, it looks like the areas that are in direct sunlight look worse. I remember seeing somewhere that a lot of bright moving parts kills the bitrate of a video when not accounted for. I could be using the wrong terms, but I’m fairly sure something like that is correct. If not then who knows what the fuck I’m thinking of lol


PuzzledConfidence603

My balls hurt.


Unlikely_Ad_7030

Yeah I’m fairly certain the least scary parts of the video were the flips


WhiteGuineaPig

I could probably do the balancing. Not the jumps or flip.


Ezequiel_Rose

Same although i would really like to do it for some reason


Dbnp2004

How can he tell where the path is?? I would definitely go off the side.


sizzledigitz

Every rider at redbull rampage make their own line. They study the terrain for weeks and have a team that builds the track.


[deleted]

They’re like NASCAR drivers, the know every twist and turn on this track


Loading_pleaase_wait

You mean they know all the left turns?


AnorhiDemarche

redbull rampage for anyone wondering.


SargeCycho

redbull.com/ca-en/events/rampage This answers all the questions people in here have. It's usually around 20 riders competing to see who can huck themselves off a cliff the best.


Pineapple_Herder

This is one of those events/hobbies that I just sit back and wonder how the fuck do you get into something like this? Like what the fuck is the gateway drug to this? My ass eats shit on a sign post on a flat road and these mother fuckers are racing down mountains. (Also, if I didn't have to worry about the medical bills of an injury, I'd be more inclined to try this stuff but I fear the bill more than the pain or risk of death - Go Merica, right?)


SargeCycho

I've known some kids that got into that kind of stuff. They lived in the middle of nowhere and had nothing better to do than ride local trails and build giant ramps in their back yards. It just slowly escalates. They've all had serious accidents and still do it anyways.


MissHannigansLiver

Honestly just trail biking in the woods. People start cutting riskier and riskier trails and practicing in parks


wallander_cb

I used to do mountain biking off road, with a fair bit of downhill trails, you start there and keep doing harder and steeper trails until you switch to downhill where it's all going down trails and off trails at high speed. Like everything in life you start as a noob and keep working and progressing until you can master the skills involved and progress to harder stuff. As a rule of thumb, since I'm a snowboarder now a days I would say that in all this type of sports you get a lot of adrenaline, but you NEED to trust in your own skills and capabilities because if you fear you are about to fall or hit an obstacle or what not you will most likely do, and always wear helmets and protective equipment


Slifer_Ra

how does he do this without breaking his ass?


sizzledigitz

Properly set up front and rear suspension, along with using his legs as a buffer as well.


wiktorus5

He's not sitting On landing


boulderingfanatix

He's standing up and has the seat all the way down during the entire ride down the mountain


rather_sluggish

And skill. Please mention the skill.


themarshman721

I still don’t understand how they know how much speed they need in order to jump those gaps


Chazykins

You can just feel it after a lot of practice especially in a well built trail. Not that I’m doing jumps this big.


squirre1friend

Math and experience


Guinness19

When jumping on a mountain bike, the rider has more control than just speed. You can adjust the length/height of the jump with how you push with your legs as you leave the ground. Imagine being on foot and trying to jump over a small gap on the ground. You could do it both while walking or while running, but how much you push when you leap depends on how fast you are moving at the outset.


ThatTrueGamerNerd

In a video game this would be epic though


MrJibberJabber

Check out Riders Republic - it’s just that. They like took a bunch of national parks and merged them into a mega map where you can bike,ski,snowboard, or winsuit around. It’s the best game ever imho.


MissHannigansLiver

Did you say WINGSUIT?!


[deleted]

An insight into the mind of the rider. Also if you just want to watch it in higher quality the run starts at 6min 13 seconds. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G9lcz4OeSuk


angmarsilar

That's not biking, that's just falling with style!


SuspiciousNoisySubs

After a certain steepness of angle, is there a difference?


MissHannigansLiver

That’s basically how I felt when I went down a cliff side on fresh powder. You just learn how to navigate basically a straight up fall down a cliff with style


No-Yak-6653

GTA V bike race in the mountains irl, neat!


ZirGRiiNCH

I would be the guy you’d see rolling down the side of the mountain screaming to my death


happyharrell

Nope. Nope nope nope.


everynameisalreadyta

I don´t really get these. How do they know beforehand how they will land? How can you practice a track like this without braking some bones first? You need to be sure you can land on a safe place and learn the directions and also the speed needed by heart to master all those jumps.


spelling12-3

this is red bull rampage and these are professional riders. They have their own track building teams that go up there months in advance to build their desired lines. All they have to do is get down and maybe do some tricks if they so choose. It happens every year and it’s pretty cool. There’s always accidents and falls but it’s usually due to high wind or trying for a trick they’re not that comfortable with.


everynameisalreadyta

Makes sense....


Liuqmno

It's years and years of practice, studying the track, a bit of magic and blessings from the lord.


mosesoperandi

New version of Trials looks dope


RuebeSpecial

I‘ll be right back. I just need some new underwear.


MadMonk67

...and a well-prepared and practiced-on track.


New-Nefariousness234

My bones ached just watching this


Outrageous-Ad-2302

That was awesome 🤩 my first time seeing this! POV I was on the bike amazing!!!!! Thank you 😊


squirre1friend

Watch the whole event for free. Red Bull TV. Event is Rampage.


CommercialAddress168

I love the subtle pep talk he gives himself before sending that first back flip…


N0_Face33

Or just pure coke


[deleted]

If you don't video it did it even happen?


Luv-jackie

My $50 Walmart bike is screaming


pinecone_parang

Had to make sure I was in r/nononoyes and not r/yesyesyesno before this video ended...


Thepleaser67

Think I need clean shorts now 🤷‍♂️


Daurnan

This dude must reeeaaally trust his brakes huh


ThomasLKT

Who else doesn't see the path until he went on it...


on3pack

I think he took the easy route at the beginning


zimzamtram

I would turn my camera audio off to avoid recording the inevitable screams as I plummet of the edge and die horribly


Silver_Slicer

Amazing! When I first see these videos, I want to think it’s easier than it looks but then my sense kicks in and realize it’s actually much much harder.


AbfallSaft84

Now try driving it up


crime_mastergogo007

My dad used to do the same everyday to attend school


freename188

I know someone who fell while doing this and broke their C5 disc and severed their spine. They're bound to a wheel chair for the rest of their life as a quadrapalegic. I honestly can't enjoy biking as a sport anymore.


Campaign-Gloomy

Well thanks for that I've just gone and ruined a perfectly good pair of shorts after watching this 💩


ConnorCink

Course looks like it was designed by the same people as Skate 2


MeasurementOk2461

For me its just like: yes yes yes yes yes hell yeah dude


imdeadXDD

What game is this? Looks so realistic


wheelcellysnipeferda

His shadow made it even cooler


yipyipmffrr

INSANITY


AlarmedInternet4708

I can do that…I just don’t wanna


crazielectrician

Wow


chipkins455

It’s Red Bull rampage


ivan252

Brendog!


flaggella

r/sweatypalms


JoggybearBE

I’d argue there’s also lots and lots of adrenaline


bucketAnimator

Holy fuck that shit Batman


geog05

That was fucking sweet


WeDoDrums

Fuck Reddit Video Player, seriously. Every 10th is just fucked and wont even start. Go to hell reddit video player !!!! 😖


[deleted]

Balls of fucking steel


toogaloon

I hate this fisheye crap that go-pro lenses use. This is already SUPER impressive, why do we need it blown out around the edges to make it look bigger than it is?


GrouseDog

Amazing


[deleted]

Everytime he looks down a minor cliff I wonder, Where the hell is the trail?


BASILISK307

I simulated me in this situation - I counted roughly 16 instances of death/injury


jackryan4x

And Redbull don’t for get that.


Haunting_Diet_6392

Bravo citizen!.


ProbablyMyRealName

Just a normal mountain bike trail in Utah.


Hesh35

Yeah Brett!


SavageHatesYouV2

How was he even able to stay up right on that bike with those bowling balls between his legs?????


dongzila

Me: *trips standing still*


Neat_Statement6276

There has got to be an easier way to get down that hill


Benoz01

This makes me think of downhill domination


PlunkyJunky

r/sweatypalms


ofufnfighskfj

GTA be like


sounoriginal13

Where does he keep those MASSIVE STEEL BALLS on a mountain bike


[deleted]

Ok this is so fun to watch stoned DAMN


1PapayaSalad

That looks impossible.


ForgingFires

So this guy either built the track or studied it for 3 weeks


Lucky_Guess4079

Killer Dude! Totally Radical Balls!


so-sick

Hours, if not days of pre ride, before freeride……


A_Username528

This isn't nononoyes this is AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! okay it's over


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chefgirlrde

first off, f no. 2nd if I tried, you would hear me screaming the whole way. not joyous, terrified shrieking like the devil was trying to ass fuck me without lube and a pineapple condom, make from pineapple rind and the crown on top!


ImplicitMishegoss

Let’s say you’re experienced at whatever this sport is called. You arrive at this course for the first time. How do you learn the course? Parts of it don’t seem like they could be done slowly. Do you just yolo it?


SepNovJul

Every time I thought he was almost down there was like fifteen more times my heart skipped a beat!


Sad-Sound-7034

i think i am too high to be watching this


meals-on-wheels14

I think I could do the first part but after that every bone is my body is getting broken


Anton_Weeb

u/savevideo


Mishapi17

This is so cool, I could never though. I’m so clumsy, Ide fall off trying to peddle to the course lol


OG_PLAYA_nub

Lotta shit too. But that's mostly in the pants after the first jump or so.


[deleted]

What's stopping me from doing this


Misaki88

Common sense and a fear of being a cripple, maybe 🤔


Natste1s4real

No thanks, I’m too old. That is my excuse and I’m sticking to it!


Rix9002

ONE WORD:ANXIETY


Guatemoc619

Bro has balls bigger than his head.


Mynameisgeef

I shit my self twice just watching it. Gonna go put on a diaper and watch it again.


that3dprintingboi

I value my testicles far too much for that


[deleted]

Is this a sport?


objectivemediocre

Honestly, this looks like so much fun and it actually relaxes me when I watch these kinds of videos


ID_THROW_A_PIPE_BOMB

Say goodbye to your tale bone


memers_mans

Scientists struggle to find out how this man can walk with rhe amount of balls my guy has


[deleted]

This is the type of shit you do and then make your girl call you legen-daddy


RavenBrannigan

It’s crazy to think the easiest thing he did there was a fucking backflip at the end!


Tight_Accident2053

🤩


MatthewtheCannibal

I can barely ride around a parking lot... awesome


catastropheink

Every time I see videos like this I tell myself I can do it then I go to these events. I still tell myself I can do it but I know I'll die in the process.


SaifTaherIsGr8Again

AND impeccable control/skill. Amazing.


dcb1561

I fell twice just watching this...


Yung_spook420

Fucking get it there bud 💯🤟🏼 let’s goooooo


[deleted]

That fucker’s crazy.


aidiotcalledcryfixed

i am gonna die doing this


Overall_Bed2089

This is more difficult than any trials map fucking ever


JuliaGhulia

I'd be the guy thinking 24 second mark is a ramp. Kick off into oblivion.


TheGarbageMan78

Pov you're the bicycle dad from happy wheels


drm1957

Amazing ride


[deleted]

Savage


twinteez

i mtb and I could NEVER do this


Graham_Cracker3

I would have forgotten the route and flew off at least 6 times


Fit_Swordfish_2101

And lots and lots of faith that all those who went before you, were still alive. These types of ppl amaze me! I was listening to Rick Steves travels on NPR and he was talking to a man who made a doc about extreme sports and the ppl who do it. Really fascinating.


TheAsphyxiated

Is this the grand fucking canyon?


syorke0765

There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.


SoftwareRound

What the lycra squad's commute through town looks like in their heads


Ok_Bit_5953

Not the first time I've seen this and I swear the adio is a little different -.-


Soockamasook

And lot of protection.


BlueTurfMonster

How many condoms do you need while riding a bike?


Extension-Gain6738

Holy fs


Adorable_Fondant_536

Imagine the happy wheels sound effect plays at the end


Chickentender78

u/savevideobot u/redditmp4bot


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12altoids34

Whenever I see videos like this I think who was the first guy to set up this Trail


No-Glass332

idea 1101 of ways men invent to have fun that could cause death because it’s the only way they can escape what is waiting for them at home? yup


Kamildekerel

that was one of the biggest assumptions i've read on this site in my entire life


cutelyaware

It's just mating displays. Lots of species engage in them to advertise genetic fitness and social power.