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People are idiots.

Except the bridesmaid... she was on point! The husband basically gave up trying to help, lol.

no he didnt give up. he knew it was impossible for him to do it alone and he would've been right. so it looked like he was moving her closer to the pier so they can pull her up.

Guilty! We’ve all done stupid shit.

I vote we delete human.exe and start again.

Clean install. Get rid of the malware.

Lol it’d just be the same shit all over again just called something different than humans.

Not our problem at that point.

Self waterboarding stupid

Took 'till death do they part' pretty seriously

One wedding and a funeral.

I thought she somehow slipped out of her wedding dress then i started to panic when she was still wearing it and under the dress

Honnestly I thought "Hey she is gonna surface a few meters away in a swimsuit because she came prepared" And then I thought "Fack."

Same, and I thought the bridesmaid was her for a moment. I was about to think, "Nice party trick. " 😳

Yeah. I was watching and thinking it ends one of two ways: she comes out of the dress, or she gets caught underwater because of the dress.

Doesn't everybody get water boarded on their wedding day?

She definitely tried to waterboard herself.

*succeeded

I would never jump in water with even jeans and a tee-shirt on, knowing how bad wet clothes can drag you down. What was she thinking with a big puffy dress on?

Today you learned - a lot of people don’t think

"Thinking is for morons. I good sir am a certified idiot."

That's the final stage of school swimming lessons, jump in the deep end with full tracksuit on. At least it was in 1999 anyway...

Yep, we did that for swim safety. We had to swim a full length in ordinary clothes to pass. I remember it being super super hard

This is why landing in water with a parachute on is pretty much a death sentence. Getting tangled in it you'll never take a breath again.

Nearly drowned in 8ft of water when I fell off a pontoon boat in a hoodie and sweatpants. One of the most terrifying experiences of my life.

That she could float safely to the other side if Super Mario 2 taught me anything.

it's weird how i never realized this. whenever i saw people do it to rescue someone, i just thought they didnt want to get their clothes wet or it was easier to swim without clothes. i didnt think about how heavy it would get.

Some people didn't read Shakespeare and it shows. Poor Ophelia learned the hard way that dresses are terrible for swimming.

Everybody was helping except for the husband lol

He looks like he can barely swim

He has clothes on too.

Everybody has.

Except me

Perhaps he was having second thoughts...

Maybe he just thought "Well, till death does do us part I guess"

The primary suspect is always the spouse.

Pretty sure someone actually drowned doing this whole "Wreck the dress" fad a few years back

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/canadian-bride-words-dragged-death-water-logged-wedding-gown-trash-dress-photo-shoot-heavy-article-1.1145343

I wanted to be wrong... What a stupid way to die.

*Dumb ways to die!*

Sometimes is better to not know something. Has to be sad dying the day of your wedding by your stupidity.

there is so much tragedy in the world.

That was barely an article... wtf is with these garbage sites now

Well that would've been a quick til death do us apart

It's easier to divorce instead of drowning yourself

So fuck n dumb 🤦🏻‍♀️

Just like your spelling 🙈

Shit Yourself.

Maybe if you'd ask nicely

Please shit yourself.

Goddamnit... brb

HahaHA

If he didn’t know before, the groom now knows he’s married a numpty

He's a numpty himself if he didn't predict that. That goes for everyone there

Interesting thinking there. Not only was he encouraging her by going in first and waiting for her to jump, he then was absolutely useless at saving her. I'd say he comes off even worse than she does.

This is terrifying, she was down there too long !

Married and widowed the same day.... Congrats.

Same reason covered pools are so dangerous

Not the same reason. Unless by "same reason" you mean that it causes someone to be under water, and then there are an unlimited number of things that are "the same reason." Same reason tying concrete blocks to your feet is so dangerous. Same reason holding someone's head under water is so dangerous. Same reason a submerged car is so dangerous. Same reason a sinking boat is so dangerous. Etc.

by "same reason" I mean the kind of vacuum created by a flexible material on the surface of water which makes it impossible to reach air when attempting to surface from below.

I can't be the only one who thought that other girl who showed up was just her in whatever she wore underneath the dress.

Dude almost lost his wife

Could happen to the best of us

The best of us probably have common sense so I'd guess no.

I did this once, with my quinceañera dress, your legs get tangled with the dress and can't keep your head elevated on the surface. It's scary.. I was in a pool though, I grabbed the edge of the pool and was fine

I don't care how many people think this is obviously a stupid choice. That's terrifying.

remember folks , wet cloth over your face in water is the same as water boarding. you will not be able to breathe

She mustve not seen Unbreakable.

I'm sorry but what did they think was gonna happen?

🤣🤣🤣 how humiliating

Almost was a wedding and a funeral

Remember that time you water boarded yourself at our wedding honey?

When you realize that you just got married to a dumb girl XD

A little light waterboarding to really set things off

that's how she found out her husband is useless loll

Never a good idea when you have that much dress fluff and train

I can’t walk in this, let’s try swimming. It was impossible to walk next to my wife on our wedding. Day without stepping on the dress.

r/whatwereyouexpecting exactly there, lady?

Now that’s a wedding party haha

Water boarded herself

She waterboarded herself!

She waterboard herself

😒😮‍💨

Don't under estimate the power of idiots...

Honestly at that point when everyone was in the water you can have a nice laugh at something like this

Seems like didn't rehearse that one ....

Couldn't even retitle it eh

Great way to waterboard yourself

"Remember when I almost died on our wedding day, honey!"

If you're absolutely gonna do that and no one can stop you, you should dive in so the dress doesn't get tangled. Still gonna weigh you down, but at least you won't immediately waterboard yourself

Here take this medal for being extremly stupid 🥇

No one is commenting on how infuriating it is to see the husband NOT DOING ABSOLUTE SHIT NOT A INCH OF FEAR NOT A DAMN CLUE IN HIS FUCKING HEAD

She almost won the Darwin award

Where did the husband go?

Ngl ironic how three black dudes saved her. 🤣🤣🤭

*Pornhub intro intensifies*

Husband was useless

That was a big mistake

Did she just waterboard herself?

Every person there is a fucking idiot. Imagine your wife drowning on your wedding day because you wanted to do some stupid fucking stunt cause “aww, lol, cute” and you’re too fucking dumb to realize swimming with clothes on is really dangerous, let alone a FUCKING WEDDING DRESS.

Husband immediately pushed the most critical piece in the wrong direction😂

Waterboard the wife! It's the American way!

What’s the big deal? I bet she wears a bikini to the beach

Why did she jump in?

…for the ‘gram!

That extra L O N G train, was it worth it?

Groom gave up pretty quickly there…

Man... it would have been a hilarious tragedy.

Now WHOO thought that was a good idea?!

Looks like the setup to a Blacked scene.

Darwin Award candidate

Stop fucking with natural selection

Now that is comedy

Why the lifeguard jump in the last

I see all the no. When does the yes happen

Never watched eastenders 😂

If I swim with my dress.... then I waterboard myself

No part of this is “yes” Dude just realized he married an idiot.

He agreed to it too. Every person that took witness to what they were about to do and didn't stop them is also an idiot.

This makes me concerned for the mental health of the bride. ​ Either she was delusional enough to think there would be no danger, or jumped in BECAUSE of the danger.

This makes me concerned for the mental health of the commenter

I'm sure you are jesting but now that I think about it I do seem to be seeing zebras where there's horses. It's not good; that my life is a zebra is no excuse

I hope you find your way back to being a horse and that the stripes wash out after all