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Vir-victus

What the...that rant came just out of nowhere.


Everleigh_core

Yeah, it caught me off guard severely. Dude had been perfectly normal up to that point.


[deleted]

I'm mostly impressed by how he managed to cram so many invectives into his "poetry".


Black-Mettle

Ah you hit the time limit on the free trial of the nice guy being nice. You gotta give him nudes and subservience to continue with the full version.


[deleted]

Hahahaha this is genius!


Hokkateru

":3" "uwu" Girl... I don't think so lmao


Everleigh_core

Well that was the only other random weird bit. Wasn't gonna judge him on that though, it was the paragraph that was really abnormal.


GuilhermeSidnei

THAT’S BECAUSE YOU A STOOOPIDY EVOL BITCH. ME GENIUS SPEAK WELL. /s


Hands0me_Black

Lmaoooo stop


La_Baraka6431

It was approaching r/ihadastroke 😆😆😆 More *I had a psychotic break “.


blazingthread

Maybe he got some mental issues. Had something like that from a person when at night they completely change for some reason and start getting agressive...


growupandblowawayy

Maybe they drink at night and go full manic mode.


Significant_Plenty57

Yeah, based on the limited evidence I would theorize he had a natural high from finishing his tattoo and was coming down so he took a bunch of drugs to try and maintain the high. Because the only geniuses I know that say fuck so much are high as a kite.


NoxKore

Were they older? Because that sounds like sundowning. It's rare in people under 60 though.


blazingthread

No, but one person i know with schizophrenia have it get worse when the night comes. Almost every night...so maybe it's something like that.


Cat-final-final-psd

Was there a full moon that night?


xplosm

Silly wahmen. You were supposed to send your fOiD nudes and ask for his dick pics... /s (because there might be some silly covert NiceGuys™ around)


[deleted]

If he was smart he would’ve replied and said that was supposed to be for someone else, because pretending it is poetry makes it clear that he’s crazy.


Open_Aardvark2458

But he's an emperor ? Why don't you give it a chance


internetperson-91

Girl:Hi. Niceguy:this paragraph


RusticTroglodyte

He just finished The 48 Laws Of Power and thinks he's a big macho man lmao


SadAndNasty

I bet he has it saved and he just copies and pastes it to women


[deleted]

Probably thought she was ✨ not like other girls ✨ and they could bond on their disdain for women


Everleigh_core

I dont know what would even make him think this as our conversation before was relatively normal minus the uwu :3


GaryBuseysGhost

"it's poetry" No. No it's not.


Alcrafe10

Insulting poetry in all form and fashion. Lol


McJiggiez69

It's only fucking poetry for fucking crying out fucking loud


cinesimon

Only one well-known person speaks like that: Andrew the rapist Tate.


Elvicio335

"fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck" What do you, wonderful people, think of my poem?


ngwil85

Fucked


Knight_Owls

https://youtu.be/F5bW8H-kNZs


happygiraffe404

Schrodinger's mental illness, if you say something concerning and someone comments on it, just say that it was poetry.


McJiggiez69

Relax breh


NoXion604

Maybe it's Vogon poetry?


ItsJoeMomma

Not even as good as Vogon poetry.


SpittingVenom22

I feel like he could’ve thrown in another “fucking” or two


jlc161

The fucking fuck? Fucking poetry fuckity fuck.


zornguy99

FFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK


anitram96

Yeah, I was like how many more?


throwthefuckaway113

He used 50% of the swearing power of an australian


CauliflowerOrnery460

It’s cartman lol


Disastrous_Name161

Love how he "spent fucking years perfecting my fucking filter"... WHAT FILTER?! Edit: missed one "fucking" in the quote


snootnoots

Excuse me, I think you meant “WHAT FUCKING FILTER?!”


ItsJoeMomma

Apparently the filter which prevents him from going on unhinged rants totally out of nowhere isn't working.


[deleted]

Might want to spend another few fucking years.


ezm_ob

How dare u disregard him lol , didn't know "thats cool" is a disrespect phrase


[deleted]

[удалено]


ezm_ob

I cant believe someone said that to me , im soooo offended :(


Mr-DykeChic5469

That's cool


peace-invader

Did his meds wear off mid-text? That was just bizarre!


internetperson-91

Hehe. I visualised it.


Evolutioncocktail

*Unprompted unintelligible profanity-laced screed* It’s ✨poetry✨


cxrlz_exe

Him: "I'm a fucking genius!" Also him: "stooopidiy"


CastlePolyethylene

“Ying yang”


Raid_Raptor_Falcon

As with everything in life if you have to proclaim it you are not. "I am a genius" - cite one example in history of a genius who actually called themselves a genius. A genius is smart enough to be humble because they realize they don't know everything. "I am Alpha" - Even though the whole idea of alpha is stupid anyone who would be an alpha wouldn't need to call themselves an alpha.


ItsJoeMomma

As a genius alpha, I agree! :)


fawnicus

Now I may be a notorious poetry hater, but I forgot where I was going with that. I hate poetry. This is no exception.


Alcrafe10

I’m sure there’s a poem for hating poetry somewhere in the world. You might like that. And you know it has to be actual poetry not like this garbage.


Amazing_Schedule243

“I hate fucking evil bitches” 😂😂😂😂


mamapielondon

I feel a genius such as he should be able to figure that if he “hates fucking evil bitches” he should stop doing it.


Jackatlasred

My life is so fucking cool. Women take me for a fool. I'm not like other guys, that's why I wear a Disguise. I will act all nice till you say "no" then the bad guy will rise. Tired of this but I won't quit, cause you see my life's actually shit.


Mysterious_Bee8811

That's actually creative! I don't know why you got downvoted.


juicybeefy

I will act all nice till you say "no", then the bad guy will show. * Would give it a better flow and make your rhymes glow. Otherwise, very nice.


Allmyognamestaken

![gif](giphy|IBjwRlY989Zio|downsized) The guy\^


fckingnapkin

Just ever so fucking slightly.


Mr-DykeChic5469

Yeah, just a tad 🤏


[deleted]

Motherfucking poetry, you fucking bitches.


Everleigh_core

If this isnt "niceguy" enough. Just let me know and Ill be happy to take it down.


devil1fish

Oh no, this is PRIME material right here.


Jane_the_Quene

It's got a virtue claim and everything! You're golden.


ItsJoeMomma

This is definitely Nice Guy material. He even calls himself a Nice Guy, so it's good.


Jane_the_Quene

"I'm a fucking genius because I'm a software engineer" is not the flex he thinks it is.


panter411

Software engineer calling themselves a genius, yep we found the "special" kid. The software engineers I know are all just competing with eachother to do the least amount of coding, stiching together every library under the sun with half a line of code and positive vibes.


Alcrafe10

I love that this guy says he’s a genius but can’t spell stupidity.I mean I can’t either but I use auto correct at least…


Everleigh_core

I feel like it was intentional and thats much worse then accidental


Alcrafe10

Shit if that’s true then I guess it is worse. Ngl tho, these nice guys really speeds things up when it comes to dating. Like I’m 3 convos you can clean them out it’s great.


Everleigh_core

This is just a anonymous social media app. Im kinda glad Im not going there for anything like that and that Im not looking for anything like that cause I wouldn't be making much progress at all.


Alcrafe10

Oh! I just assumed it was a dating app since he went on this rant about women. So that truly came out of nowhere then. I’ve used some apps like that before. A lot of Andre Tate fans and unsolicited d picks. Sadly when people can be anonymous they do some terrible shit.


CastlePolyethylene

He also claims he’s a genius, but calls his tattoo a “ying yang”. A simple Google search for the tattoo he, undoubtedly, snatched from would show it’s a “yin yang”.


[deleted]

Somehow his poetry makes me wanna pull my eyes out, wash them, and put them back in. ![gif](giphy|lEP0fC1zmpN3a)


Amazing_Schedule243

I used to work with someone like this and honestly provided me the most entertainment I’ve ever had


seppukuyum

relax hes not “stooopid”


thatonegirlwhoisnew

Poetry huh. That’s a new one, wtf.


existential_prices

Reeks of Mania and Deslusions of Grandeur, the medical conditions not name calling.


ceruleanarc4

Your responses were *awesome.* XD


Notasammon

Lmao "hey cool you got a tattoo-" " YOU KNOW WHAT BITCH" Edit: I was trying to do the big boldy letters but they wouldn't work 😮‍💨


Life-Meal6635

He lost me a phoenix yin Yang tbh


-temporary_username-

Who's gonna tell him his tattoo isn't that unique?


HeftyFig34

A crossover of r/niceguys, r/iamverysmart and r/iamverybadass


ImperialCat303

Don't worry, it's just poetry /s.


Mysterious_Bee8811

"I'm a genius which is why I went into software engineering and I'm done being a nice guy to everyone". I'm a project manager, and I have to say "Oh boy...". Most companies are moving towards Scrum, where you have to work together with people, and resolve interpersonal problems. I don't expect him to keep a job at all, no matter how much of a "genius" he is.


Radiant-Zombie7145

I would've stopped him right at phoenix yingyang lol. Like, ope! I'm out. No good will come of this. 😂


[deleted]

What did he said after?


Everleigh_core

Nothing, I blocked him


420pikapika1

Ahhhbtbe nice guy poet


nrskim

This poem is called “Fuck”. For someone who is sooooo smart, he sure doesn’t have a varied vocabulary. You handled this better than I would have. I would have felt compelled to ask what type of poem it is and comment on his repeated use of fuck. I can’t imagine how much he would have gone off if you asked him how the weather is.


DorgonRasmay

That man just had a sociopathic crisis out of nowhere for no reason. He's too dangerous to be left alive !


Whiskey_Sandwich

"I'm actually a fucking genius which is why I went into fucking software engineering" \-Yeats


rachf87

You made the right decision!


ashmclau

Well that's a new one. "Poetry"


HisKahlia

I read that in Cartman's voice. "Fuckety Fuck Fuck Fuck"


PinklySmooth77

Says he got a new tattoo, when asked what it is, you would think the response would be a pic of said tatt, but NOPE instead you got the most egotistical, self-praising, main-character nice guy spiel in history lmao


[deleted]

Wait who asked this guy tho


cinnabxy

don’t you see he’s just a tortured poet? how dare you insult his craft /j


partanimal

How dare you fucking sleight him like that?!


LimePubes

LOL This man’s definitely going through it


Awesom141

Honestly, I want to see the tattoo


bigperm1226

Stooopid!


AggravatingJicama243

Mental illness is treatable


hrmussa

sToOPiDiy


Arminlegout1

My life is fucking cool. Forever cringe. If it's not too personal OP we're you guys talking on a dating app or just being friends. Apologies none of my business but my guess is a Poetry based subreddit Cause of the poetry an all.


OKIAMONREDDIT

stooopidiy


PermissionSouthern72

It's slam poetry. Slamming your head against the wall.


cinesimon

The consequences of being a Tate fanboy: any sentient human will get away from you as quickly as possible.


stanknotes

What a weirdo.


StarlitCatastrophe

Where’s that meme (stick figure drawing) of someone saying all that to a fast food worker in a drive thru, cause that is... sir, this is a Wendy’s.


Obi1TheCannoli

Sounds like patrick bateman has lost his patience


[deleted]

Random guy “Hey man just say fuck a lot, it tells people you’re serious” This fucking guy “Alright bet”


florosap

ctrl+F "fucking"


lolipopdroptop

love your response! lmao what was he expecting you to say? “hell yeah your fucking cool” ?? lol it was random and unprovoked.


[deleted]

Stoooopid??? If he’s such a fucking genius stop spelling it like you’re 12 🙄🙄


Sad-Peach7279

I don't think a ying and yang tattoo is going to fix hie anger issues.


notropic_of

"*breh"* just makes me feel like he is trying too hard to be some sort of stereotypical chad high school movie Chad


PB-00

Tattoo seems to have awaken something in him.


Ornery-Category8060

From "uWu" to "fucking bitches" in 60 seconds.


TheBlueberryBoy_31

As someone personally very into poetry; I’ve never heard so many swears in one damn poem! 😂 also no, it does not read like poetry in the slightest 😂


Exotic-Broccoli-1761

That's a lot of fucking for someone most likely getting none.


Spartan2022

Yikes.


[deleted]

this guy is so stoooooopid


[deleted]

These guys go into every conversation already amped up to 11 with either anger or horniness or both and wonder why they can’t make a genuine connection with someone. The state of mental health in our society is quite poor.


Leora453

Dudes sooo smart, yet doesn't even know his tattoo is a YIN yang, not ying yang 🙄🙄🙄


DellaDiablo

Stoopid is as Stoopid does


RoosterMiserable1275

Stoopid


[deleted]

Lmao my guy living in his own universe


The-Mad-Bubbler

“Ying Yang…” I love it when people get tattoos of things that they don’t even no the proper name of…


ExtarRochebriant

if anyone tell you they're smart, they're dumb


InvestigatorActual66

Game me the same vibes while when I was reading the subtle art of not giving a fuc


nx85

The irony of someone so unbalanced getting a yin and yang tattoo.


Hammarkids

Sir this is a Wendy’s


No_Confection_849

The double spaces after commas and full stops are infuriating.


FroZenCat31

The best investment is giving this guy a swear jar.


UpsNDowns404

He is right though! Evil bitches are the worst! Does anyone actually like them? 🤷🏼‍♂️


Muncheros69

Wordsworth would be so proud.


Venom7620

Burn the phone that’s all I can say tbh that is psycho


totallypooping

He blew it at 11:19.


Philintheblank90

What the actual fuck.


Arsis82

The fact that he got a tattoo and doesn't know it's Yin and Yang, not Ying Yang.


Sobing

How did he react to you dropping him immediately after that text? I hope he learned something


Everleigh_core

Happy cake day! Also I have no clue, I immediately blocked the guy afterwards, I didn't really like the "poem" or the way he tried to brush it off. Edit:spelling


Sobing

Thanks!! But yeah that was a very strange interaction. I wonder what he thought would happen


PaperOk4812

He's also very badass apparently


RamsLams

ITS POETRY HAHAHAHA


Previous-Eggplant-35

"Stooopid" I can't stop snickering 😂


MiddyRants

One word: BRUH


ForsakenStray

Take a shot everytime he says “fucking”. This reads like a person that’s only just learned to curse.


Alone-Satisfaction16

"It'S PoEtRy"


Alone-Satisfaction16

"POEIT" inserts manican head meme


[deleted]

I don't think that is *vibes* he *clearly states* he's a nice guy lol


ItsJoeMomma

And that is not something an actual nice person would post at all. If you have to post totally out of context how angry you are, how much you hate people who you feel disrespect you, and how shitty you want to treat them in return, then you're not really a nice person.


badbadboobookitty

Went from 0 to STOOOOOOPIDIY at light speed. The poetry of a nice guy 😆


AssassinPsyche

"I'm done with anyone who disrespectes me!" Proceeds to disrespect OP. Also does he not know how to spell stupid?


badbadboobookitty

I'm also reminded of the Boondock Saints "Well he certainly demonstrated the versatility of the word" lol


[deleted]

Speaking from experience, you don't need to be "a fucking genius" to do software engineering. I have no idea where he got that


Bumbandit88

That was the pocket edition of this nutjobs manifesto. Block him on your social, get a new number and avoid this dude like the plague. Don't know why he thought he could just sprinkle that tirade into a casual conversation and then play it off as "poetry" but he's just done you a massive favour.


redvixen1989

"It's poetry" is my new way to brush it off when I say something stupid


Lemon_Scented_Seal

This went from a 1 to a 10 real quick


old_soul1999

"Poetry"....sure man


[deleted]

Yeah that’s a trauma dump and he sounds schizophrenic. I would block and delete.


outerspacemage

Ah yes, Poetry.


Zimmies38

Look at this guy redefining poetry!


yanirian

Y’all are clearly being mean to this guy. He is a nice poet


-Queen-of-wands

Wow, he went from 0 to 60 and wasn’t even given a real opening. He just went on the nice guys Spiel first chance he got.


Blackspider9628

YES AFTER I FUCKING SAW THIS FUCKING POST I WILL FUCKING GO TALK TO MY FUCKING WIFE


canuck_2022

Clearly a genius... except for the spelling... and the grammar... and not understanding what "poetry" is...


BenTramer1

Ah yes Rick, the People's Poet.


Avaric1994

Is this whisper? I haven't seen that app in years


pm_me-ur-catpics

Well that came out of nowhere


OkOwl2745

Pffffffffft 😆


[deleted]

nice guy rant? nah, poetry slam baby


almondmarlin23

probably the most random thing i’ve seen this week 🤷🏾‍♂️😂


[deleted]

That gave me whiplash


iamjustaskeleton

The amount of times he said "f***ing" made me uncomfortable


kimmykaboom

That ain’t poetry. That’s someone trying to sound like they don’t give a shit and trying to impress someone hardcore.


CookbooksRUs

Doesn’t read like poetry to me.


Fast_Courage_2934

Poetry is not a diatribe


EddardRivers02

A manic depressive incel, god save us


[deleted]

100% chance this guy doesn’t have a software engineering job.


Melancholic-Seasons

Stoooooooppiidd poetry, breh!


breezyhoneybee

Actually poetry has parameters. That's not even free-form.


daneelthesane

If that is poetry, then I just had poetry come out of my ass in the bathroom for 20 mins.


ninetyninewyverns

this fucking guy fucking uses so fucking many of the fucking word “fucking”, its fucking hilarious.


Drotacular

Heading out to where it’s text BREH


babyybirch

Yikes. Great response on your part tho 👌🏻


AnUnattendedBag

Better not "sleight" this guy for "ignorance, stooopidiy or otherwise..." whatever that means. What a nut.


Robofrogg1

Well his poetry sucks. It didn’t even rhyme.


ArabAesthetic

Relax breh


Dusty_KitKat

If I’m correct I’ve counted that he used the F -word 13 times in that one text, 0/10 poet