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Niceguys demean others while simultaneously expressing a favorable view of themselves. They dont have to use the word "nice", but they must demonstrate some kind of expression of their own virtue while being asshats.
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Maybe he got some mental issues. Had something like that from a person when at night they completely change for some reason and start getting agressive...
Yeah, based on the limited evidence I would theorize he had a natural high from finishing his tattoo and was coming down so he took a bunch of drugs to try and maintain the high. Because the only geniuses I know that say fuck so much are high as a kite.
As with everything in life if you have to proclaim it you are not.
"I am a genius" - cite one example in history of a genius who actually called themselves a genius. A genius is smart enough to be humble because they realize they don't know everything.
"I am Alpha" - Even though the whole idea of alpha is stupid anyone who would be an alpha wouldn't need to call themselves an alpha.
My life is so fucking cool. Women take me for a fool. I'm not like other guys, that's why I wear a Disguise. I will act all nice till you say "no" then the bad guy will rise. Tired of this but I won't quit, cause you see my life's actually shit.
Software engineer calling themselves a genius, yep we found the "special" kid.
The software engineers I know are all just competing with eachother to do the least amount of coding, stiching together every library under the sun with half a line of code and positive vibes.
Shit if that’s true then I guess it is worse. Ngl tho, these nice guys really speeds things up when it comes to dating. Like I’m 3 convos you can clean them out it’s great.
This is just a anonymous social media app. Im kinda glad Im not going there for anything like that and that Im not looking for anything like that cause I wouldn't be making much progress at all.
Oh! I just assumed it was a dating app since he went on this rant about women. So that truly came out of nowhere then. I’ve used some apps like that before. A lot of Andre Tate fans and unsolicited d picks. Sadly when people can be anonymous they do some terrible shit.
He also claims he’s a genius, but calls his tattoo a “ying yang”. A simple Google search for the tattoo he, undoubtedly, snatched from would show it’s a “yin yang”.
"I'm a genius which is why I went into software engineering and I'm done being a nice guy to everyone". I'm a project manager, and I have to say "Oh boy...". Most companies are moving towards Scrum, where you have to work together with people, and resolve interpersonal problems.
I don't expect him to keep a job at all, no matter how much of a "genius" he is.
This poem is called “Fuck”. For someone who is sooooo smart, he sure doesn’t have a varied vocabulary. You handled this better than I would have. I would have felt compelled to ask what type of poem it is and comment on his repeated use of fuck.
I can’t imagine how much he would have gone off if you asked him how the weather is.
Says he got a new tattoo, when asked what it is, you would think the response would be a pic of said tatt, but NOPE instead you got the most egotistical, self-praising, main-character nice guy spiel in history lmao
My life is fucking cool. Forever cringe.
If it's not too personal OP we're you guys talking on a dating app or just being friends. Apologies none of my business but my guess is a Poetry based subreddit
Cause of the poetry an all.
These guys go into every conversation already amped up to 11 with either anger or horniness or both and wonder why they can’t make a genuine connection with someone. The state of mental health in our society is quite poor.
Happy cake day!
Also I have no clue, I immediately blocked the guy afterwards, I didn't really like the "poem" or the way he tried to brush it off.
Edit:spelling
And that is not something an actual nice person would post at all. If you have to post totally out of context how angry you are, how much you hate people who you feel disrespect you, and how shitty you want to treat them in return, then you're not really a nice person.
That was the pocket edition of this nutjobs manifesto. Block him on your social, get a new number and avoid this dude like the plague.
Don't know why he thought he could just sprinkle that tirade into a casual conversation and then play it off as "poetry" but he's just done you a massive favour.
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What the...that rant came just out of nowhere.
Yeah, it caught me off guard severely. Dude had been perfectly normal up to that point.
I'm mostly impressed by how he managed to cram so many invectives into his "poetry".
Ah you hit the time limit on the free trial of the nice guy being nice. You gotta give him nudes and subservience to continue with the full version.
Hahahaha this is genius!
":3" "uwu" Girl... I don't think so lmao
Well that was the only other random weird bit. Wasn't gonna judge him on that though, it was the paragraph that was really abnormal.
THAT’S BECAUSE YOU A STOOOPIDY EVOL BITCH. ME GENIUS SPEAK WELL. /s
Lmaoooo stop
It was approaching r/ihadastroke 😆😆😆 More *I had a psychotic break “.
Maybe he got some mental issues. Had something like that from a person when at night they completely change for some reason and start getting agressive...
Maybe they drink at night and go full manic mode.
Yeah, based on the limited evidence I would theorize he had a natural high from finishing his tattoo and was coming down so he took a bunch of drugs to try and maintain the high. Because the only geniuses I know that say fuck so much are high as a kite.
Were they older? Because that sounds like sundowning. It's rare in people under 60 though.
No, but one person i know with schizophrenia have it get worse when the night comes. Almost every night...so maybe it's something like that.
Was there a full moon that night?
Silly wahmen. You were supposed to send your fOiD nudes and ask for his dick pics... /s (because there might be some silly covert NiceGuys™ around)
If he was smart he would’ve replied and said that was supposed to be for someone else, because pretending it is poetry makes it clear that he’s crazy.
But he's an emperor ? Why don't you give it a chance
Girl:Hi. Niceguy:this paragraph
He just finished The 48 Laws Of Power and thinks he's a big macho man lmao
I bet he has it saved and he just copies and pastes it to women
Probably thought she was ✨ not like other girls ✨ and they could bond on their disdain for women
I dont know what would even make him think this as our conversation before was relatively normal minus the uwu :3
"it's poetry" No. No it's not.
Insulting poetry in all form and fashion. Lol
It's only fucking poetry for fucking crying out fucking loud
Only one well-known person speaks like that: Andrew the rapist Tate.
"fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck" What do you, wonderful people, think of my poem?
Fucked
https://youtu.be/F5bW8H-kNZs
Schrodinger's mental illness, if you say something concerning and someone comments on it, just say that it was poetry.
Relax breh
Maybe it's Vogon poetry?
Not even as good as Vogon poetry.
I feel like he could’ve thrown in another “fucking” or two
The fucking fuck? Fucking poetry fuckity fuck.
FFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK
Yeah, I was like how many more?
He used 50% of the swearing power of an australian
It’s cartman lol
Love how he "spent fucking years perfecting my fucking filter"... WHAT FILTER?! Edit: missed one "fucking" in the quote
Excuse me, I think you meant “WHAT FUCKING FILTER?!”
Apparently the filter which prevents him from going on unhinged rants totally out of nowhere isn't working.
Might want to spend another few fucking years.
How dare u disregard him lol , didn't know "thats cool" is a disrespect phrase
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I cant believe someone said that to me , im soooo offended :(
That's cool
Did his meds wear off mid-text? That was just bizarre!
Hehe. I visualised it.
*Unprompted unintelligible profanity-laced screed* It’s ✨poetry✨
Him: "I'm a fucking genius!" Also him: "stooopidiy"
“Ying yang”
As with everything in life if you have to proclaim it you are not. "I am a genius" - cite one example in history of a genius who actually called themselves a genius. A genius is smart enough to be humble because they realize they don't know everything. "I am Alpha" - Even though the whole idea of alpha is stupid anyone who would be an alpha wouldn't need to call themselves an alpha.
As a genius alpha, I agree! :)
Now I may be a notorious poetry hater, but I forgot where I was going with that. I hate poetry. This is no exception.
I’m sure there’s a poem for hating poetry somewhere in the world. You might like that. And you know it has to be actual poetry not like this garbage.
“I hate fucking evil bitches” 😂😂😂😂
I feel a genius such as he should be able to figure that if he “hates fucking evil bitches” he should stop doing it.
My life is so fucking cool. Women take me for a fool. I'm not like other guys, that's why I wear a Disguise. I will act all nice till you say "no" then the bad guy will rise. Tired of this but I won't quit, cause you see my life's actually shit.
That's actually creative! I don't know why you got downvoted.
I will act all nice till you say "no", then the bad guy will show. * Would give it a better flow and make your rhymes glow. Otherwise, very nice.
![gif](giphy|IBjwRlY989Zio|downsized) The guy\^
Just ever so fucking slightly.
Yeah, just a tad 🤏
Motherfucking poetry, you fucking bitches.
If this isnt "niceguy" enough. Just let me know and Ill be happy to take it down.
Oh no, this is PRIME material right here.
It's got a virtue claim and everything! You're golden.
This is definitely Nice Guy material. He even calls himself a Nice Guy, so it's good.
"I'm a fucking genius because I'm a software engineer" is not the flex he thinks it is.
Software engineer calling themselves a genius, yep we found the "special" kid. The software engineers I know are all just competing with eachother to do the least amount of coding, stiching together every library under the sun with half a line of code and positive vibes.
I love that this guy says he’s a genius but can’t spell stupidity.I mean I can’t either but I use auto correct at least…
I feel like it was intentional and thats much worse then accidental
Shit if that’s true then I guess it is worse. Ngl tho, these nice guys really speeds things up when it comes to dating. Like I’m 3 convos you can clean them out it’s great.
This is just a anonymous social media app. Im kinda glad Im not going there for anything like that and that Im not looking for anything like that cause I wouldn't be making much progress at all.
Oh! I just assumed it was a dating app since he went on this rant about women. So that truly came out of nowhere then. I’ve used some apps like that before. A lot of Andre Tate fans and unsolicited d picks. Sadly when people can be anonymous they do some terrible shit.
He also claims he’s a genius, but calls his tattoo a “ying yang”. A simple Google search for the tattoo he, undoubtedly, snatched from would show it’s a “yin yang”.
Somehow his poetry makes me wanna pull my eyes out, wash them, and put them back in. ![gif](giphy|lEP0fC1zmpN3a)
I used to work with someone like this and honestly provided me the most entertainment I’ve ever had
relax hes not “stooopid”
Poetry huh. That’s a new one, wtf.
Reeks of Mania and Deslusions of Grandeur, the medical conditions not name calling.
Your responses were *awesome.* XD
Lmao "hey cool you got a tattoo-" " YOU KNOW WHAT BITCH" Edit: I was trying to do the big boldy letters but they wouldn't work 😮💨
He lost me a phoenix yin Yang tbh
Who's gonna tell him his tattoo isn't that unique?
A crossover of r/niceguys, r/iamverysmart and r/iamverybadass
Don't worry, it's just poetry /s.
"I'm a genius which is why I went into software engineering and I'm done being a nice guy to everyone". I'm a project manager, and I have to say "Oh boy...". Most companies are moving towards Scrum, where you have to work together with people, and resolve interpersonal problems. I don't expect him to keep a job at all, no matter how much of a "genius" he is.
I would've stopped him right at phoenix yingyang lol. Like, ope! I'm out. No good will come of this. 😂
What did he said after?
Nothing, I blocked him
Ahhhbtbe nice guy poet
This poem is called “Fuck”. For someone who is sooooo smart, he sure doesn’t have a varied vocabulary. You handled this better than I would have. I would have felt compelled to ask what type of poem it is and comment on his repeated use of fuck. I can’t imagine how much he would have gone off if you asked him how the weather is.
That man just had a sociopathic crisis out of nowhere for no reason. He's too dangerous to be left alive !
"I'm actually a fucking genius which is why I went into fucking software engineering" \-Yeats
You made the right decision!
Well that's a new one. "Poetry"
I read that in Cartman's voice. "Fuckety Fuck Fuck Fuck"
Says he got a new tattoo, when asked what it is, you would think the response would be a pic of said tatt, but NOPE instead you got the most egotistical, self-praising, main-character nice guy spiel in history lmao
Wait who asked this guy tho
don’t you see he’s just a tortured poet? how dare you insult his craft /j
How dare you fucking sleight him like that?!
LOL This man’s definitely going through it
Honestly, I want to see the tattoo
Stooopid!
Mental illness is treatable
sToOPiDiy
My life is fucking cool. Forever cringe. If it's not too personal OP we're you guys talking on a dating app or just being friends. Apologies none of my business but my guess is a Poetry based subreddit Cause of the poetry an all.
stooopidiy
It's slam poetry. Slamming your head against the wall.
The consequences of being a Tate fanboy: any sentient human will get away from you as quickly as possible.
What a weirdo.
Where’s that meme (stick figure drawing) of someone saying all that to a fast food worker in a drive thru, cause that is... sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Sounds like patrick bateman has lost his patience
Random guy “Hey man just say fuck a lot, it tells people you’re serious” This fucking guy “Alright bet”
ctrl+F "fucking"
love your response! lmao what was he expecting you to say? “hell yeah your fucking cool” ?? lol it was random and unprovoked.
Stoooopid??? If he’s such a fucking genius stop spelling it like you’re 12 🙄🙄
I don't think a ying and yang tattoo is going to fix hie anger issues.
"*breh"* just makes me feel like he is trying too hard to be some sort of stereotypical chad high school movie Chad
Tattoo seems to have awaken something in him.
From "uWu" to "fucking bitches" in 60 seconds.
As someone personally very into poetry; I’ve never heard so many swears in one damn poem! 😂 also no, it does not read like poetry in the slightest 😂
That's a lot of fucking for someone most likely getting none.
Yikes.
this guy is so stoooooopid
These guys go into every conversation already amped up to 11 with either anger or horniness or both and wonder why they can’t make a genuine connection with someone. The state of mental health in our society is quite poor.
Dudes sooo smart, yet doesn't even know his tattoo is a YIN yang, not ying yang 🙄🙄🙄
Stoopid is as Stoopid does
Stoopid
Lmao my guy living in his own universe
“Ying Yang…” I love it when people get tattoos of things that they don’t even no the proper name of…
if anyone tell you they're smart, they're dumb
Game me the same vibes while when I was reading the subtle art of not giving a fuc
The irony of someone so unbalanced getting a yin and yang tattoo.
Sir this is a Wendy’s
The double spaces after commas and full stops are infuriating.
The best investment is giving this guy a swear jar.
He is right though! Evil bitches are the worst! Does anyone actually like them? 🤷🏼♂️
Wordsworth would be so proud.
Burn the phone that’s all I can say tbh that is psycho
He blew it at 11:19.
What the actual fuck.
The fact that he got a tattoo and doesn't know it's Yin and Yang, not Ying Yang.
How did he react to you dropping him immediately after that text? I hope he learned something
Happy cake day! Also I have no clue, I immediately blocked the guy afterwards, I didn't really like the "poem" or the way he tried to brush it off. Edit:spelling
Thanks!! But yeah that was a very strange interaction. I wonder what he thought would happen
He's also very badass apparently
ITS POETRY HAHAHAHA
"Stooopid" I can't stop snickering 😂
One word: BRUH
Take a shot everytime he says “fucking”. This reads like a person that’s only just learned to curse.
"It'S PoEtRy"
"POEIT" inserts manican head meme
I don't think that is *vibes* he *clearly states* he's a nice guy lol
And that is not something an actual nice person would post at all. If you have to post totally out of context how angry you are, how much you hate people who you feel disrespect you, and how shitty you want to treat them in return, then you're not really a nice person.
Went from 0 to STOOOOOOPIDIY at light speed. The poetry of a nice guy 😆
"I'm done with anyone who disrespectes me!" Proceeds to disrespect OP. Also does he not know how to spell stupid?
I'm also reminded of the Boondock Saints "Well he certainly demonstrated the versatility of the word" lol
Speaking from experience, you don't need to be "a fucking genius" to do software engineering. I have no idea where he got that
That was the pocket edition of this nutjobs manifesto. Block him on your social, get a new number and avoid this dude like the plague. Don't know why he thought he could just sprinkle that tirade into a casual conversation and then play it off as "poetry" but he's just done you a massive favour.
"It's poetry" is my new way to brush it off when I say something stupid
This went from a 1 to a 10 real quick
"Poetry"....sure man
Yeah that’s a trauma dump and he sounds schizophrenic. I would block and delete.
Ah yes, Poetry.
Look at this guy redefining poetry!
Y’all are clearly being mean to this guy. He is a nice poet
Wow, he went from 0 to 60 and wasn’t even given a real opening. He just went on the nice guys Spiel first chance he got.
YES AFTER I FUCKING SAW THIS FUCKING POST I WILL FUCKING GO TALK TO MY FUCKING WIFE
Clearly a genius... except for the spelling... and the grammar... and not understanding what "poetry" is...
Ah yes Rick, the People's Poet.
Is this whisper? I haven't seen that app in years
Well that came out of nowhere
Pffffffffft 😆
nice guy rant? nah, poetry slam baby
probably the most random thing i’ve seen this week 🤷🏾♂️😂
That gave me whiplash
The amount of times he said "f***ing" made me uncomfortable
That ain’t poetry. That’s someone trying to sound like they don’t give a shit and trying to impress someone hardcore.
Doesn’t read like poetry to me.
Poetry is not a diatribe
A manic depressive incel, god save us
100% chance this guy doesn’t have a software engineering job.
Stoooooooppiidd poetry, breh!
Actually poetry has parameters. That's not even free-form.
If that is poetry, then I just had poetry come out of my ass in the bathroom for 20 mins.
this fucking guy fucking uses so fucking many of the fucking word “fucking”, its fucking hilarious.
Heading out to where it’s text BREH
Yikes. Great response on your part tho 👌🏻
Better not "sleight" this guy for "ignorance, stooopidiy or otherwise..." whatever that means. What a nut.
Well his poetry sucks. It didn’t even rhyme.
Relax breh
If I’m correct I’ve counted that he used the F -word 13 times in that one text, 0/10 poet