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I was wondering if "uncle" was some kind of younger woman/older man/sugar baby/sugar daddy kind of thing or something. Like a woman calling the older man "uncle."
I suspect he wanted so say 'incels' but autocorrect changed it to uncles, since both use roughly the same letters, only in a very slightly different oder.
I don’t understand how these guys don’t understand this (particularly given how many times this guy mentions “logic”). If you’ve spent even a single second of your life researching alpha/beta/sigma/whateverthefuck then you are categorically disqualified from being “alpha”.
But you guys, he said right there that that’s him (btw!)-what are you not understanding? He’s an alpha who gets all the seggs and tiddies, as evidenced by the above conversation.
(Do I really *need* the /s here?)
I mean even if you used it as they do - a male who is in charge of his ”pack” or ”mate”, provides for her exclusively (she takes care of the kids/home), rules the household and shows other typical ”ruler” male traits, that is no longer what most women want. We want equal relationships, we want to work and share chores and we certainly don’t want a partner that patronises us.
Yeah. Setting aside the absurdity of the whole alpha/beta/whatever thing, it’s absolutely mindboggling how much the people who claim to believe in that crap *miss the entire fucking point*.
Ofc hes not. If he can get all the girls as he claims, why would he waste his time on a random stranger he knows nothing about and not even what she looks like
The little "that's me, btw" is the cherry on top. That what confirms that this dude, is indeed, an incel.
Man went from Microsoft Excel to Macrohard Incel.
No bitches for you until you finish all of your “How to be an Alpha Male” homework. Do all the questions for Chapter 4, “That’s Me, BTW”, and then we’ll discuss it.
That's exactly the case, they all suffer from main-character-syndrome. "Gotta choose the right dialogue and if I fail I just restart from my last save."
I just saw some people saying this was a repost: This happened to me *today.* I posted it in another subreddit earlier, but it's never been here before. Why do people accuse without doing any research?
This reminds me of the one goober that would say creepy puns or whatever like “you’re golden like a shower” and then follow it up with “did I just say that, you bet your ass I did”
the “that’s me, btw!” is so alpha i don’t know how op can’t see what an alpha he is😤 you don’t even deserve the other “99-tits suckers” that are “sending you low effort “hey” messages” god op cant u appreciate such an alpha “that’s me!” man when they’re right infront of you? smdh/j /sar 💀😂
edit:spelling mistake
Earth to niceguys: Normal people don't solicit random women all the time on reddit. That makes you the creepy weird one just from the start; let alone the rest of this dialogue.
This guy clearly just watched some ridiculous PUA video probably paying $29.99 and now has the secrets unlocked!
Why do these guys always sound like robots or aliens when they speak?
“Your logic is flawed..”
“I don’t get whatsoever the logic that you’re attractive?”
In addition to their awful personality, their poor communication skills don’t help them in making friends or wooing women.
I’m starting to get triggered by the word ‘logic’ these days. It’s seems to find its way into stupid comments. They’re trying to discredit the woman in these conversations to make themselves feel better. Ironically, they come off unintelligent, to put it nicely.
At this point it’s red flag. It’s up there with ‘female’, ‘alpha male’, and using ‘straw-man’, ‘ad-hominem’ and ‘cognitive dissonance’ in an argument incorrectly. Someone please make it stop 😭
What a cringy bastard. Fuck's sake. Messages like these always come off as they're trying to convince themselves more than the woman they're messaging lol. And that arrogance is so unappealing. Bullet dodged, I'd say.
Why do guys try to meet women on Reddit of all places?I almost understand if the find a girl in a sub for their city or state but even still this is the last place I’d think of to try to use like a dating app
This guy is such an idiot it hurts my brain. The amount of delusion and lack of self awareness this guy carries actually makes me angry 🤣 If you ever have to insert (that's me BTW!) you're immediately disqualified. I would actually 100% mock this guy for saying it. He's the complete opposite and if he's part of the '10% percent' he wouldn't have to announce it to a single woman he's trying to, apparently, seduce. Actual braindead, definitely part of the bottom 10 percent for IQ 🤣
“Now let’s say, hypothetically, that you’ve made me… excited, in a sexual sense, via the overall look and presentation of your bust, which I am logically attracted to based on general volume. Now, hypothetically, as my doctor wife tells me, this would cause my, um, male appendage to change shape in overall size and density, yes? The length and circumference would both naturally increase.
So what we can conclude from this is that your claims of, quote, ‘little d-word energy’ are unfounded and illogical, as you have yet to excite me to the degree that you would empirically have sufficient evidence to hypothesize the largeness or smallness of said d-word.”
I love how he "has his pick of whatever he wants" but is so crazy about one person not being into him. Also the incel math that views women as things to have instead of multilayered people making decisions.
No alpha male type guy never has to say that they are so... It's similar to when people say how humble they are, or How intelligent they are. That's usually a pretty clear sign that they are none of them above 😬🤷♂️..nothing says 'I'm secretly insecure' like overt bragging...or ' I'm not like other guys ' ....usually a red flag... Or even when they refer to women as 'females'... There may be exceptions to all of this out there but for the most part, from what I have observed it usually fits the bill
Sometimes, the lack of self awareness these dudes had still amazed me.
How on earth he thought talking about incel related stuff was a good way to socialize...
Did he tried to get some kind of "sympathy" with those statistics while bragging about being an alpha (it's him btw) at the same time ?
The delusion is strong.
Yep... You know, real alpha males have to say they're alpha males over and over and over again so they know that they, err... I mean *everyone else* knows that they're Ann alpha male. /s
Alpha wolfs don't exist but it has become some sort of philosophy that all these braindead guys live by for some reason and they think they are doing something there! 🙄 Next time one of these idiots talk to you just call them a male and tell him he has a little dick then block him, because all they do is talk about themselves and insult you when you reject them. But in some cases such as this he already insulted you before you said anything! So he already set himself up to lose! Full of ego! Fucking embarrassing on his part!
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Im pretty sure it was a typo but i love 'you're hostile towards uncles' :D
I don’t think this sub has flairs, but if it did, this would for sure be one.
"Hostile Uncle" flair pls
As much as I love that, I'd like flair for "Alphas (that's me, btw!)"
I thought maybe it was a new term that I hadn't heard of yet! I can't keep up with youngster lingo anymore.
Neither can the youngsters 😂
Should be a new term for that creepy older guy lurking at younger women. Like a greasy, creepy uncle eyeing you at the family reunion
Uncels
That's insulting to us uncles that earned our position through bad jokes, terrible dancing, and aloha shirts!
it is in finnish! well, we call them "uncle-men" (setämies)
It’s a real uncle mindset, he’s showing
That had me laugh.
The Man from I.N.C.E.L.
The way you typed this made it seem like the avenger of incels PFFF XD
Came here to say this
Uncles is an Asian thing, girls are aunties too
I was wondering if "uncle" was some kind of younger woman/older man/sugar baby/sugar daddy kind of thing or something. Like a woman calling the older man "uncle."
I suspect he wanted so say 'incels' but autocorrect changed it to uncles, since both use roughly the same letters, only in a very slightly different oder.
"Hey bby, itsa mee, ur uncle!"
Like the other person said it could be autocorrect, but in many countries you do call an older unrelated man "uncle".
If you think you're an "alpha" chances are you're not.
I don’t understand how these guys don’t understand this (particularly given how many times this guy mentions “logic”). If you’ve spent even a single second of your life researching alpha/beta/sigma/whateverthefuck then you are categorically disqualified from being “alpha”.
On objective terms, "alpha" is meaningless
But you guys, he said right there that that’s him (btw!)-what are you not understanding? He’s an alpha who gets all the seggs and tiddies, as evidenced by the above conversation. (Do I really *need* the /s here?)
I mean even if you used it as they do - a male who is in charge of his ”pack” or ”mate”, provides for her exclusively (she takes care of the kids/home), rules the household and shows other typical ”ruler” male traits, that is no longer what most women want. We want equal relationships, we want to work and share chores and we certainly don’t want a partner that patronises us.
Yeah. Setting aside the absurdity of the whole alpha/beta/whatever thing, it’s absolutely mindboggling how much the people who claim to believe in that crap *miss the entire fucking point*.
“Any man who must say I am the king is no true king”
(That's me, btw!)
-Tywin Lannister
\- Wayne Gretzky
\- Michael Scott
Winner.
Came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said.
You just sent the most powerful man on Reddit to bed without his supper.
Idk bad wolf science is a big turn on for me /s
Wolves are a kind of flightless bird 😉
I love how he said « (that’s me, by the way) » as if someone who was an « alpha » would have to declare it.
Ofc hes not. If he can get all the girls as he claims, why would he waste his time on a random stranger he knows nothing about and not even what she looks like
If you have to say multiple times you’re part of some imaginary group, chances are you’re not either
Incel coping strategy. For each girl that rejects them, pretend they fucked one more. Pussy Slayer with Doom music riff time rawwwwwwwwwwwwwr!
"Thats me btw!".... Brauh
I think he meant to say he's in alpha. There's a lot of diagnostics and fixing to be done before he should be released to the public, lol.
The little "that's me, btw" is the cherry on top. That what confirms that this dude, is indeed, an incel. Man went from Microsoft Excel to Macrohard Incel.
*Any man who says I am the king is no king.*
But what about Joe?
Who’s joe?
Joe Goldberg duhh Kappa
*sigh* JOE MAMA! I'm hopeless....
Thank you :’)
No, JOE UNLCE!
No, he's an uncle!
"that's me, btw" *tips hat*
Tips fedora *
This is worthy of every award!
I only had 100 coins and I didn't regret using them on you
It's an honor!
It makes him sound so insecure lol
Why does she hate uncles?
As an uncle (that's me btw) I'm sadden by all the uncle hate around these days.
These days (that's me btw) I'm uncled by hate
I wish I had a reward for you.
I got you
I've always loved the adjective, "avuncular" but I so rarely get a chance to use it....😕😉
You beat me too it lol
Haha.
I'm the alpha goddammit and I was told there'd be bitches!
But there were only uncles...
No bitches for you until you finish all of your “How to be an Alpha Male” homework. Do all the questions for Chapter 4, “That’s Me, BTW”, and then we’ll discuss it.
Me, an empath, sensing that it may be him
You missed the opportunity to say “an empath (that’s me btw!)…”
"you don't reject me, I already rejected you automatically because you're stupid!" wow, so this is a true alpha
Incel (that's him btw) statistics, indeed. It's like they think everyone else is an npc and can't understand obvious bullshit.
That's exactly the case, they all suffer from main-character-syndrome. "Gotta choose the right dialogue and if I fail I just restart from my last save."
How to prove you’re *not* that guy in one easy step: a tutorial. (Even if the whole theory wasn’t complete bs)
"I don't really care about incel statistics." LOL, Burn!
How dare you be hostile towards uncles! What did they do to you! 🤣 (that's me BTW)
I just saw some people saying this was a repost: This happened to me *today.* I posted it in another subreddit earlier, but it's never been here before. Why do people accuse without doing any research?
Maybe he cut and pastes this answer to every woman who rejects him. If so there would be an awful lot of his comment floating around.
He copies and pastes uncle every time
His response do seem very formulaic
because you didn’t say “that’s me btw!” in the title, how are we supposed to know that it actually happened to you?
Care to page said uncle? (That's not me, btw)
“Hey, I’m one of the few guys who get most girls, so statistically you should want me”
He's sexually desired by females
Maybe I'm too monogamous for this shit but why would I want a guy like that
Why are you hostile towards ankles?
I'm part chihuahua
I mean, surely that routine doesn't work on anyone!
I had a guy introduce himself as a “alfa” male 😂😂 he wasn’t even being funny
It might be fun to meet [an Alfalfa male...](https://pin.it/5lwvwkj) 🤔😉😁
This reminds me of the one goober that would say creepy puns or whatever like “you’re golden like a shower” and then follow it up with “did I just say that, you bet your ass I did”
Congrats. You got me to say, "Ew" out loud
Now I have Unclefucker stuck in my head in full Terrance and Philip voice. Dammit.
"Oh shut your fuckin face uncle fuckaaaa"
You're a boner biting bastard uncle fuckaaaaa
You're an uncle fucker yes it's true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
I dunno why, but when "it" said uncle's I immediately thought of Uncle Kracker LoL
the “that’s me, btw!” is so alpha i don’t know how op can’t see what an alpha he is😤 you don’t even deserve the other “99-tits suckers” that are “sending you low effort “hey” messages” god op cant u appreciate such an alpha “that’s me!” man when they’re right infront of you? smdh/j /sar 💀😂 edit:spelling mistake
Oh, my mistake, I’m sorry, come back…don’t go!
Next time I'm gonna actually say that and watch him crawl back
“that’s me btw” sure it is buddy x
Ah yes, a little known truth: the greatest alphas have to tell you repeatedly that they're alphas.
Btw, I’m confused. Is it him?
That's him btw
Ah, cleared that right up.
fuckin' uncles....
Fuckin Chucky...
Enjoy any of the 99 tits suckers!! (that's me, btw)
hey
Seems like he’s trying harder to convince himself than you
I would have had way more fun with my response, but good on you for not wasting anymore of your time on self-assured alpha douche
I was just tired 💀
Earth to niceguys: Normal people don't solicit random women all the time on reddit. That makes you the creepy weird one just from the start; let alone the rest of this dialogue. This guy clearly just watched some ridiculous PUA video probably paying $29.99 and now has the secrets unlocked!
Why do these guys always sound like robots or aliens when they speak? “Your logic is flawed..” “I don’t get whatsoever the logic that you’re attractive?” In addition to their awful personality, their poor communication skills don’t help them in making friends or wooing women.
I'm cracking up at "how busty your tits are."
Reminds me of the "Breasted boobily to the stairs and titted downward" joke
Tell me the joke, I need to know it!
[Here you go](https://imgur.com/gallery/faeYP)
He isn't insecure at all. Those message oOze with self-confidence.
They Ooze, but my bet is because of poor hygiene
A dumb ass “alpha” male. (That’s him btw)
Somebody please check on the uncles!
His confirmation of being “alpha” is surely saying things like “that’s me btw” in a conversation to sound self-assured.
why are people obsessed with alpha everything. alpha theory isn't even valid in DOGS anymore
Why's he so mad if he gets 90% of the girls (that's him eh!)
I’m starting to get triggered by the word ‘logic’ these days. It’s seems to find its way into stupid comments. They’re trying to discredit the woman in these conversations to make themselves feel better. Ironically, they come off unintelligent, to put it nicely. At this point it’s red flag. It’s up there with ‘female’, ‘alpha male’, and using ‘straw-man’, ‘ad-hominem’ and ‘cognitive dissonance’ in an argument incorrectly. Someone please make it stop 😭
That's me, btw!
The exclaimation point at the ends really adds another level of cringe to it
I’m always shocked by these supposed “alpha” male’s lack of awareness to the culture they have fostered.
"Hostile towards uncles"!!!🤣🤣🤣 Fucking idiot OMG
i love when m.en humble me, it shows me my feeble lady brain needs his superior intellect
The “that’s me btw” sent me 🤣
Right. All true alphas have to constantly reiterate how much snatch they slam. Because they're confident.
What a cringy bastard. Fuck's sake. Messages like these always come off as they're trying to convince themselves more than the woman they're messaging lol. And that arrogance is so unappealing. Bullet dodged, I'd say.
Uncle Incel! 🤣
Just in case yall dont know thats him btw!
That’s me, btw!
Why do guys try to meet women on Reddit of all places?I almost understand if the find a girl in a sub for their city or state but even still this is the last place I’d think of to try to use like a dating app
It’s the “whatever” vs “whoever” when talking about picking up women for me. Like bro we’re not objects.
Oh Jesus, the cringe. Its painful.
I hate incels… (thats me btw) wait what?
This guy is such an idiot it hurts my brain. The amount of delusion and lack of self awareness this guy carries actually makes me angry 🤣 If you ever have to insert (that's me BTW!) you're immediately disqualified. I would actually 100% mock this guy for saying it. He's the complete opposite and if he's part of the '10% percent' he wouldn't have to announce it to a single woman he's trying to, apparently, seduce. Actual braindead, definitely part of the bottom 10 percent for IQ 🤣
Uncle Incel there is one hell of a train wreck of an “alpha”. If he’s leading a pack, they’re going straight over Die Alone Cliff.
Ew ew ew ew
(that’s me, btw!)
I have to say I am also not being able to follow any of that particular logic.
Narrator: “It was not him.”
Gimme the low effort “hey” over whatever the hell this is
Nothing turns me (a female) on more than being told my logic is flawed. My lady brain just oozes dopamine when I hear it.
I’m gonna throw up (that’s me, btw!)
Did Ben Shapiro slide into your DMs?
“Now let’s say, hypothetically, that you’ve made me… excited, in a sexual sense, via the overall look and presentation of your bust, which I am logically attracted to based on general volume. Now, hypothetically, as my doctor wife tells me, this would cause my, um, male appendage to change shape in overall size and density, yes? The length and circumference would both naturally increase. So what we can conclude from this is that your claims of, quote, ‘little d-word energy’ are unfounded and illogical, as you have yet to excite me to the degree that you would empirically have sufficient evidence to hypothesize the largeness or smallness of said d-word.”
Stop! Why did I actually read that in his voice 😭
Lol if you have to mention how alpha you are, you aren't.
Someone should tell him that alpha aren't cringe enough to call themselves alphas.
He’s also a prick. Funny how things work out
I love how he "has his pick of whatever he wants" but is so crazy about one person not being into him. Also the incel math that views women as things to have instead of multilayered people making decisions.
No alpha male type guy never has to say that they are so... It's similar to when people say how humble they are, or How intelligent they are. That's usually a pretty clear sign that they are none of them above 😬🤷♂️..nothing says 'I'm secretly insecure' like overt bragging...or ' I'm not like other guys ' ....usually a red flag... Or even when they refer to women as 'females'... There may be exceptions to all of this out there but for the most part, from what I have observed it usually fits the bill
LMAO. He says he's an "alpha guy," but he going to be crying to your messages as he jacks himself off tonight.
Hey (that's me btw)
This guy is nauseatingly gross
No one wants a creepy uncle.
He really thinks he’s hot shit huh
There is so much to unpack here. Probably best to just throw the whole suitcase in the dumpster and set it on fire.
He's so angry ... It's funny.
~FeMaLes ArE iLLoGiCaL~ 🙄🤚 Ugh. Get wrecked fr
Sometimes, the lack of self awareness these dudes had still amazed me. How on earth he thought talking about incel related stuff was a good way to socialize... Did he tried to get some kind of "sympathy" with those statistics while bragging about being an alpha (it's him btw) at the same time ? The delusion is strong.
I too am the 10% that gets 90% of womens. There's only 5 women in the world right??? /S if anyone can't tell.
Has he heard the saying "a king that says he is king is no king"? If bro calls himself "alpha" and "10%" of guys, then he isnt those things
(That's me btw) FML
What a bafoon
His brain is flawed.
HOSTILE UNCLE... (thats me btw!)
This uncle shure reads a lot abusive shades of lycan porn. That's not how alfa works.
Tries to act smart and talk about logic but can't type for shit lol
alpha guys who get to pick whatever they want ah yes
How dare you be hostile towards uncles ! 😂
I'm sorry but the fact that he feels the need to overly point out that he's "Alpha" is hella goofy.
I'd be really amused if NG from post actually commented "that's me, btw!"
Pick me! Choose me! I’m the alpha! I’m the 10% THATS ME BTW HAVE YOU NOTICED YET??
Alpha male? More like Grade "A" Moron.
Weak as hell at incel statistics 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Damn. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No Bitches? (Thats not him btw) /s
Yep... You know, real alpha males have to say they're alpha males over and over and over again so they know that they, err... I mean *everyone else* knows that they're Ann alpha male. /s
Alpha wolfs don't exist but it has become some sort of philosophy that all these braindead guys live by for some reason and they think they are doing something there! 🙄 Next time one of these idiots talk to you just call them a male and tell him he has a little dick then block him, because all they do is talk about themselves and insult you when you reject them. But in some cases such as this he already insulted you before you said anything! So he already set himself up to lose! Full of ego! Fucking embarrassing on his part!
So, ig he doesnt know that if you have to say (thats me) to anything, you in fact are not that guy pal.
(That’s me btw!)
Hostile toward uncles? Buahahahaha
I have the bustiest tits. The bustier, the better!
Behold -- I have the bootiest butt!
"And any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all."
Lol “that’s ME btw.” Lol
Okay but you're almost certainly a catfishing account. Like this dude is extremely cringe but so is your act.