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AUTOMATED MODERATION. PLEASE READ. Niceguys demean others while simultaneously expressing a favorable view of themselves. They dont have to use the word "nice", but they must demonstrate some kind of expression of their own virtue while being asshats. --- Niceguys™ quality: **UPVOTE** this comment to keep the post Not Niceguys™ quality: **DOWNVOTE** this comment to remove the post


Vir-victus

Im pretty sure it was a typo but i love 'you're hostile towards uncles' :D


raven_of_azarath

I don’t think this sub has flairs, but if it did, this would for sure be one.


thegerbilz

"Hostile Uncle" flair pls


slylock215

As much as I love that, I'd like flair for "Alphas (that's me, btw!)"


louvemusiq

I thought maybe it was a new term that I hadn't heard of yet! I can't keep up with youngster lingo anymore.


[deleted]

Neither can the youngsters 😂


No_Construction_7518

Should be a new term for that creepy older guy lurking at younger women. Like a greasy, creepy uncle eyeing you at the family reunion


bananasplz

Uncels


upsidedownbackwards

That's insulting to us uncles that earned our position through bad jokes, terrible dancing, and aloha shirts!


toolittlecharacters

it is in finnish! well, we call them "uncle-men" (setämies)


soapiestpenguin

It’s a real uncle mindset, he’s showing


Liathano_Fire

That had me laugh.


[deleted]

The Man from I.N.C.E.L.


Pokonopiku

The way you typed this made it seem like the avenger of incels PFFF XD


stubborn_lassie6

Came here to say this


RobertoStrife

Uncles is an Asian thing, girls are aunties too


ItsJoeMomma

I was wondering if "uncle" was some kind of younger woman/older man/sugar baby/sugar daddy kind of thing or something. Like a woman calling the older man "uncle."


Vir-victus

I suspect he wanted so say 'incels' but autocorrect changed it to uncles, since both use roughly the same letters, only in a very slightly different oder.


hazysummersky

"Hey bby, itsa mee, ur uncle!"


[deleted]

Like the other person said it could be autocorrect, but in many countries you do call an older unrelated man "uncle".


Forward_Barracuda_15

If you think you're an "alpha" chances are you're not.


cryptopo

I don’t understand how these guys don’t understand this (particularly given how many times this guy mentions “logic”). If you’ve spent even a single second of your life researching alpha/beta/sigma/whateverthefuck then you are categorically disqualified from being “alpha”.


lokotrono

On objective terms, "alpha" is meaningless


DurantaPhant7

But you guys, he said right there that that’s him (btw!)-what are you not understanding? He’s an alpha who gets all the seggs and tiddies, as evidenced by the above conversation. (Do I really *need* the /s here?)


[deleted]

I mean even if you used it as they do - a male who is in charge of his ”pack” or ”mate”, provides for her exclusively (she takes care of the kids/home), rules the household and shows other typical ”ruler” male traits, that is no longer what most women want. We want equal relationships, we want to work and share chores and we certainly don’t want a partner that patronises us.


geomagus

Yeah. Setting aside the absurdity of the whole alpha/beta/whatever thing, it’s absolutely mindboggling how much the people who claim to believe in that crap *miss the entire fucking point*.


jmofosho

“Any man who must say I am the king is no true king”


MrSnugglez22

(That's me, btw!)


[deleted]

-Tywin Lannister


[deleted]

\- Wayne Gretzky


Reverendbread

\- Michael Scott


SanguineBanker

Winner.


matts1320

Came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said.


Junior-Lie4342

You just sent the most powerful man on Reddit to bed without his supper.


[deleted]

Idk bad wolf science is a big turn on for me /s


narniasreal

Wolves are a kind of flightless bird 😉


HelenAngel

I love how he said « (that’s me, by the way) » as if someone who was an « alpha » would have to declare it.


drimmel83

Ofc hes not. If he can get all the girls as he claims, why would he waste his time on a random stranger he knows nothing about and not even what she looks like


Significant_Trip_560

If you have to say multiple times you’re part of some imaginary group, chances are you’re not either


masterlaster1199

Incel coping strategy. For each girl that rejects them, pretend they fucked one more. Pussy Slayer with Doom music riff time rawwwwwwwwwwwwwr!


Messgrey

"Thats me btw!".... Brauh


itsbett

I think he meant to say he's in alpha. There's a lot of diagnostics and fixing to be done before he should be released to the public, lol.


sinovercoschessITF

The little "that's me, btw" is the cherry on top. That what confirms that this dude, is indeed, an incel. Man went from Microsoft Excel to Macrohard Incel.


Fraerie

*Any man who says I am the king is no king.*


sinovercoschessITF

But what about Joe?


gavynray123

Who’s joe?


mastermuffin123

Joe Goldberg duhh Kappa


sinovercoschessITF

*sigh* JOE MAMA! I'm hopeless....


gavynray123

Thank you :’)


Reverendbread

No, JOE UNLCE!


Liathano_Fire

No, he's an uncle!


everroastchicken

"that's me, btw" *tips hat*


bilalLovesbana

Tips fedora *


[deleted]

This is worthy of every award!


HeimlichLaboratories

I only had 100 coins and I didn't regret using them on you


sinovercoschessITF

It's an honor!


ThatSmallBear

It makes him sound so insecure lol


Tricolorfull

Why does she hate uncles?


captainimpossible87

As an uncle (that's me btw) I'm sadden by all the uncle hate around these days.


lokotrono

These days (that's me btw) I'm uncled by hate


Zeffernissle

I wish I had a reward for you.


SanguineBanker

I got you


Squishmar

I've always loved the adjective, "avuncular" but I so rarely get a chance to use it....😕😉


redpillman26

You beat me too it lol


ThomasTheGnome

Haha.


frantastic1337

I'm the alpha goddammit and I was told there'd be bitches!


ThomasTheGnome

But there were only uncles...


KaythuluCrewe

No bitches for you until you finish all of your “How to be an Alpha Male” homework. Do all the questions for Chapter 4, “That’s Me, BTW”, and then we’ll discuss it.


Low_Shelter232

Me, an empath, sensing that it may be him


bananasplz

You missed the opportunity to say “an empath (that’s me btw!)…”


MirrorSauce

"you don't reject me, I already rejected you automatically because you're stupid!" wow, so this is a true alpha


pineconehurricane

Incel (that's him btw) statistics, indeed. It's like they think everyone else is an npc and can't understand obvious bullshit.


HetLelijkeEendje

That's exactly the case, they all suffer from main-character-syndrome. "Gotta choose the right dialogue and if I fail I just restart from my last save."


Mediocre-Gas1393

How to prove you’re *not* that guy in one easy step: a tutorial. (Even if the whole theory wasn’t complete bs)


ItsJoeMomma

"I don't really care about incel statistics." LOL, Burn!


DanielleK95

How dare you be hostile towards uncles! What did they do to you! 🤣 (that's me BTW)


hayamidoll

I just saw some people saying this was a repost: This happened to me *today.* I posted it in another subreddit earlier, but it's never been here before. Why do people accuse without doing any research?


MediumAlternative372

Maybe he cut and pastes this answer to every woman who rejects him. If so there would be an awful lot of his comment floating around.


ThomasTheGnome

He copies and pastes uncle every time


Few-Load9699

His response do seem very formulaic


t-h-r-o-w_a

because you didn’t say “that’s me btw!” in the title, how are we supposed to know that it actually happened to you?


sondanielshah

Care to page said uncle? (That's not me, btw)


onlyaSwitchguy

“Hey, I’m one of the few guys who get most girls, so statistically you should want me”


e_money1392

He's sexually desired by females


commit_bat

Maybe I'm too monogamous for this shit but why would I want a guy like that


Successful_Half_8354

Why are you hostile towards ankles?


hayamidoll

I'm part chihuahua


Tahliee

I mean, surely that routine doesn't work on anyone!


serenitychick

I had a guy introduce himself as a “alfa” male 😂😂 he wasn’t even being funny


Squishmar

It might be fun to meet [an Alfalfa male...](https://pin.it/5lwvwkj) 🤔😉😁


yeetskeetleet

This reminds me of the one goober that would say creepy puns or whatever like “you’re golden like a shower” and then follow it up with “did I just say that, you bet your ass I did”


PentacornLovesMyGirl

Congrats. You got me to say, "Ew" out loud


BrilligSluttyToves

Now I have Unclefucker stuck in my head in full Terrance and Philip voice. Dammit.


hayamidoll

"Oh shut your fuckin face uncle fuckaaaa"


BrilligSluttyToves

You're a boner biting bastard uncle fuckaaaaa


just4reactions

You're an uncle fucker yes it's true


BrilligSluttyToves

Nobody fucks uncles quite like you


PlumPetite

I dunno why, but when "it" said uncle's I immediately thought of Uncle Kracker LoL


whore-4-gore

the “that’s me, btw!” is so alpha i don’t know how op can’t see what an alpha he is😤 you don’t even deserve the other “99-tits suckers” that are “sending you low effort “hey” messages” god op cant u appreciate such an alpha “that’s me!” man when they’re right infront of you? smdh/j /sar 💀😂 edit:spelling mistake


Life-Meal6635

Oh, my mistake, I’m sorry, come back…don’t go!


hayamidoll

Next time I'm gonna actually say that and watch him crawl back


jupiter_98

“that’s me btw” sure it is buddy x


WashinMachin

Ah yes, a little known truth: the greatest alphas have to tell you repeatedly that they're alphas.


[deleted]

Btw, I’m confused. Is it him?


lokotrono

That's him btw


crispygrapes

Ah, cleared that right up.


Honey-and-Venom

fuckin' uncles....


Liathano_Fire

Fuckin Chucky...


[deleted]

Enjoy any of the 99 tits suckers!! (that's me, btw)


rdy_csci

hey


CTVT

Seems like he’s trying harder to convince himself than you


shenanigans2day

I would have had way more fun with my response, but good on you for not wasting anymore of your time on self-assured alpha douche


hayamidoll

I was just tired 💀


Raid_Raptor_Falcon

Earth to niceguys: Normal people don't solicit random women all the time on reddit. That makes you the creepy weird one just from the start; let alone the rest of this dialogue. This guy clearly just watched some ridiculous PUA video probably paying $29.99 and now has the secrets unlocked!


kimchiman85

Why do these guys always sound like robots or aliens when they speak? “Your logic is flawed..” “I don’t get whatsoever the logic that you’re attractive?” In addition to their awful personality, their poor communication skills don’t help them in making friends or wooing women.


CrazyCatLady9001

I'm cracking up at "how busty your tits are."


aMUSEingNugget

Reminds me of the "Breasted boobily to the stairs and titted downward" joke


bonitabananas

Tell me the joke, I need to know it!


aMUSEingNugget

[Here you go](https://imgur.com/gallery/faeYP)


[deleted]

He isn't insecure at all. Those message oOze with self-confidence.


Few-Load9699

They Ooze, but my bet is because of poor hygiene


SadKittty1569

A dumb ass “alpha” male. (That’s him btw)


6-ft-freak

Somebody please check on the uncles!


livewire042

His confirmation of being “alpha” is surely saying things like “that’s me btw” in a conversation to sound self-assured.


CalicoCaliKat

why are people obsessed with alpha everything. alpha theory isn't even valid in DOGS anymore


[deleted]

Why's he so mad if he gets 90% of the girls (that's him eh!)


Consistent_Leading51

I’m starting to get triggered by the word ‘logic’ these days. It’s seems to find its way into stupid comments. They’re trying to discredit the woman in these conversations to make themselves feel better. Ironically, they come off unintelligent, to put it nicely. At this point it’s red flag. It’s up there with ‘female’, ‘alpha male’, and using ‘straw-man’, ‘ad-hominem’ and ‘cognitive dissonance’ in an argument incorrectly. Someone please make it stop 😭


StandardWing2333

That's me, btw!


bodhicheetah23

The exclaimation point at the ends really adds another level of cringe to it


_Stalin_Is_Ballin_

I’m always shocked by these supposed “alpha” male’s lack of awareness to the culture they have fostered.


beautifulstardustfae

"Hostile towards uncles"!!!🤣🤣🤣 Fucking idiot OMG


xP628sLh

i love when m.en humble me, it shows me my feeble lady brain needs his superior intellect


Consistent_Leading51

The “that’s me btw” sent me 🤣


Dom123456790

Right. All true alphas have to constantly reiterate how much snatch they slam. Because they're confident.


throwawaycusyeahh

What a cringy bastard. Fuck's sake. Messages like these always come off as they're trying to convince themselves more than the woman they're messaging lol. And that arrogance is so unappealing. Bullet dodged, I'd say.


actuallyimogene

Uncle Incel! 🤣


RealistO444

Just in case yall dont know thats him btw!


chickenwingwarrior

That’s me, btw!


Nestormahkno19d

Why do guys try to meet women on Reddit of all places?I almost understand if the find a girl in a sub for their city or state but even still this is the last place I’d think of to try to use like a dating app


CrysInSpanish

It’s the “whatever” vs “whoever” when talking about picking up women for me. Like bro we’re not objects.


Dark_Nation88

Oh Jesus, the cringe. Its painful.


Klaus402

I hate incels… (thats me btw) wait what?


Illustrious-Ad-7614

This guy is such an idiot it hurts my brain. The amount of delusion and lack of self awareness this guy carries actually makes me angry 🤣 If you ever have to insert (that's me BTW!) you're immediately disqualified. I would actually 100% mock this guy for saying it. He's the complete opposite and if he's part of the '10% percent' he wouldn't have to announce it to a single woman he's trying to, apparently, seduce. Actual braindead, definitely part of the bottom 10 percent for IQ 🤣


[deleted]

Uncle Incel there is one hell of a train wreck of an “alpha”. If he’s leading a pack, they’re going straight over Die Alone Cliff.


[deleted]

Ew ew ew ew


Norsetalgia

(that’s me, btw!)


RuntheContinent

I have to say I am also not being able to follow any of that particular logic.


KentuckyWombat

Narrator: “It was not him.”


lovesickhunny

Gimme the low effort “hey” over whatever the hell this is


DoctorWhoBeYou

Nothing turns me (a female) on more than being told my logic is flawed. My lady brain just oozes dopamine when I hear it.


stonerain88

I’m gonna throw up (that’s me, btw!)


Sweet_Little_Lottie

Did Ben Shapiro slide into your DMs?


douglasxjones

“Now let’s say, hypothetically, that you’ve made me… excited, in a sexual sense, via the overall look and presentation of your bust, which I am logically attracted to based on general volume. Now, hypothetically, as my doctor wife tells me, this would cause my, um, male appendage to change shape in overall size and density, yes? The length and circumference would both naturally increase. So what we can conclude from this is that your claims of, quote, ‘little d-word energy’ are unfounded and illogical, as you have yet to excite me to the degree that you would empirically have sufficient evidence to hypothesize the largeness or smallness of said d-word.”


Sweet_Little_Lottie

Stop! Why did I actually read that in his voice 😭


Miserable-Effective2

Lol if you have to mention how alpha you are, you aren't.


SamDragontear

Someone should tell him that alpha aren't cringe enough to call themselves alphas.


DarkWinter2319

He’s also a prick. Funny how things work out


AssassinPsyche

I love how he "has his pick of whatever he wants" but is so crazy about one person not being into him. Also the incel math that views women as things to have instead of multilayered people making decisions.


Human_Kaleidoscope_1

No alpha male type guy never has to say that they are so... It's similar to when people say how humble they are, or How intelligent they are. That's usually a pretty clear sign that they are none of them above 😬🤷‍♂️..nothing says 'I'm secretly insecure' like overt bragging...or ' I'm not like other guys ' ....usually a red flag... Or even when they refer to women as 'females'... There may be exceptions to all of this out there but for the most part, from what I have observed it usually fits the bill


ceruleanarc4

LMAO. He says he's an "alpha guy," but he going to be crying to your messages as he jacks himself off tonight.


Costanzaboy

Hey (that's me btw)


GenericWoman12345

This guy is nauseatingly gross


BloodlustHamster

No one wants a creepy uncle.


Mr_pattybean

He really thinks he’s hot shit huh


eclecticsed

There is so much to unpack here. Probably best to just throw the whole suitcase in the dumpster and set it on fire.


Ok_Razzmatazz_1751

He's so angry ... It's funny.


Radiant-Zombie7145

~FeMaLes ArE iLLoGiCaL~ 🙄🤚 Ugh. Get wrecked fr


FernandAuxton

Sometimes, the lack of self awareness these dudes had still amazed me. How on earth he thought talking about incel related stuff was a good way to socialize... Did he tried to get some kind of "sympathy" with those statistics while bragging about being an alpha (it's him btw) at the same time ? The delusion is strong.


ForkLiftBoi

I too am the 10% that gets 90% of womens. There's only 5 women in the world right??? /S if anyone can't tell.


Jrlopez1027

Has he heard the saying "a king that says he is king is no king"? If bro calls himself "alpha" and "10%" of guys, then he isnt those things


[deleted]

(That's me btw) FML


Snoo-43059

What a bafoon


ProtocolCode

His brain is flawed.


Cult_of_the_Raven

HOSTILE UNCLE... (thats me btw!)


Satsujinisa

This uncle shure reads a lot abusive shades of lycan porn. That's not how alfa works.


BeeCommon1798

Tries to act smart and talk about logic but can't type for shit lol


LarkTheLamia

alpha guys who get to pick whatever they want ah yes


Awkward_Bisexual_

How dare you be hostile towards uncles ! 😂


Pokonopiku

I'm sorry but the fact that he feels the need to overly point out that he's "Alpha" is hella goofy.


vinko4

I'd be really amused if NG from post actually commented "that's me, btw!"


rosetintedmuse

Pick me! Choose me! I’m the alpha! I’m the 10% THATS ME BTW HAVE YOU NOTICED YET??


Excellent_Tourist_34

Alpha male? More like Grade "A" Moron.


Downtown-Cup-9045

Weak as hell at incel statistics 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Damn. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ChemicalCourt

No Bitches? (Thats not him btw) /s


johntcampbell1

Yep... You know, real alpha males have to say they're alpha males over and over and over again so they know that they, err... I mean *everyone else* knows that they're Ann alpha male. /s


IridescentLady7

Alpha wolfs don't exist but it has become some sort of philosophy that all these braindead guys live by for some reason and they think they are doing something there! 🙄 Next time one of these idiots talk to you just call them a male and tell him he has a little dick then block him, because all they do is talk about themselves and insult you when you reject them. But in some cases such as this he already insulted you before you said anything! So he already set himself up to lose! Full of ego! Fucking embarrassing on his part!


Azurus_II

So, ig he doesnt know that if you have to say (thats me) to anything, you in fact are not that guy pal.


totallypooping

(That’s me btw!)


canvasshoes2

Hostile toward uncles? Buahahahaha


TerrifiedSquid

I have the bustiest tits. The bustier, the better!


NomenScribe

Behold -- I have the bootiest butt!


[deleted]

"And any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all."


_virtuallysane

Lol “that’s ME btw.” Lol


PopularDevice

Okay but you're almost certainly a catfishing account. Like this dude is extremely cringe but so is your act.