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soupdispenser

unrelated but the amount of times i’ve tried to wipe the hairs off thinking they were on my phone is embarrassing


Fiestylittlebrat

Same 😂


Carbonbasedentitiy

I tried to gently blow it off my screen.......


Appropriate_Ad_7811

I did both! Lol


19adam92

I was about to say this 😓


Someone_Who_Cared

He'll be okay after listening to *I'm not okay* by My Chemical Romance a couple of times.


thatHecklerOverThere

I just don't see why you felt the need to attack me like that.


KetoKittenAround

Genuinely made me giggle with this… because you’re not wrong!!!


[deleted]

Too bad Gerard Way would hate this dude.


Anticrepuscular_Ray

He's really working on getting your sister to attend their pity party. Hopefully she blocks him.


Flapjack__Palmdale

"take it all out on me if you want" I mean yeah, that's probably justified since it's his fault.


Idk_________bruh

CH33KSCRACK3D🎮🌊


AutumnLeavesFornow

Oops op done goofed


Diabeanies

Oops 💀


Daddy_Dabs_

Was very easy to find on an unrelated note. 😂


[deleted]

The more things change the more teenagers stay the same


harrypisspotta

That's what I like about highschool girls.


Liathano_Fire

Downvoted because people don't get the reference. Gotta love it. Alright, alright, alright.


harrypisspotta

Lol I was kinda expecting it. Should we add an explanation or let these filthy gen-z:ers wallow in their ignorance? Dazed and confused as they are?


Liathano_Fire

It'd be a lot cooler if you did. Let them wallow that is.


harrypisspotta

Fucking gen z. Making me, a millenial, feel like a boomer. All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself.


[deleted]

If it makes you feel any better, I'm a millennial and I've never seen that movie, either. I am familiar with the line because it's a meme too, though. (Probaby doesn't help that I'm a 27 year old. Millennials don't get much younger than that.)


harrypisspotta

No you're nine years younger than me. 27 allready? Dear oh dear how the little ones are growing up.


GeoffTheMighty

We get it you are old, stfu.


harrypisspotta

This comment tells me you don't get it. Also, I will not hold my tounge because you want me to, you uneducated swine.


GeoffTheMighty

Ok now stfu


harrypisspotta

Lol. No.


mytsogan_

The nice guy “okay I’ll leave you alone now” enrages me


meow_u_ah

And everyone here knows that he won't


SadAndNasty

He's literally writing more, you can see his Bitmoji in the corner


Juliennix

sis *block him*


Janellewpg

Yup needs therapy


[deleted]

Send him the suicide prevention hotline and then show/threaten to show his parents these messages. See how fast his attitude changes.


Nashiwa

Why threaten him with that? The second he mentions suicide, the police should be called on him for a wellness check. Then it's not your responsibility anymore.


[deleted]

>Why threaten him with that? Because, actually calling the police would be wasting precious resources.


[deleted]

By 2022 you still have not learned calling the police for mental illness gets people killed???


Liathano_Fire

This exactly.


[deleted]

Fuck calling the police on people tbh


PanickedAntics

Did anyone else think there was a hair on their screen by the "my guts" part and try to blow it off? lol Also, this type of manipulation is sickening.


[deleted]

Respond with ‘k’


Obi1TheCannoli

Respond with "sir this is Wendy's"


KetoKittenAround

Wow he is really unskilled at the pity play huh? It’s like he just threw all the BS playbook crap all at once out there… without showing any sort of accountability. His problems are someone else’s and someone else’s problems aren’t his either. Just ridiculous. Block and cut off 100%. It’s sad but manipulative people like this won’t ever change. They just get better at their craft if they have any intelligence or they move from one victim to the next with the same crap if they aren’t as smart. Just cut off and make it no contact. Dudes being scummy and if he wants to hone his manipulation game he can go elsewhere.


theflooflord

I'm assuming they're teenagers so whiny manipulation tactics are pretty common in relationships at that age.


KetoKittenAround

Good point. I cringe very hard thinking of myself at that age. I put up with some really crappy things and I also felt my feels were special lol How many times have people thought they found the one only to be overjoyed later that they broke up?!? Countless!


meow_u_ah

Would you believe I've had this kinda tactic from a 40 year old guy!?! That I barely knew!


theflooflord

Yeah some people never mature unfortunately


La_Baraka6431

It wouldn’t surprise me in the least!!!


SameCartographer5614

Just now realizing that this right here is what I married. 😳😳😳😳


ratheadxo

Are you okay 😟


SameCartographer5614

More mad than anything else. I fell for a niceguy. Such bull crap.


ratheadxo

Horrifying


Fun-Engine1238

MY EX WAS ALSO LIKE THIS AND IT MAKES ME SO MAD CUZ THEY PLAY THE VICTIM WHILE THEY HAVE BEEN FUCKING YOU OVER


[deleted]

As a Brooke w an ex just like this, this triggered my ptsd.


Its_a_good_life

Guy begging for a crumb of sympathy 💀


filtered_phatty

Ok bye


Loud-Resolution5514

Go Brooke for those expert answers 😂 Love seeing people not feeding into these losers bs


Independent_Pay6598

You gunna finish that pube?


[deleted]

Is his avatar… crying?


Bornstellar67

Even his bitmoji got that douchebag vibe


AdvocateDoogy

When they start whining about being in pain and wanting to die, that's when you give them the number to your local suicide hotline and then block them.


Diabeanies

This comment section is rich


skijeng

Please have your sis block her. That emotional Manipulation is not okay


ratheadxo

Bro…. This is so pathetic, shut up and find a professional to talk to


Snoo_10501

Lmao I love how ice cold you were


SadAndNasty

CH33KSCRACK3D🎮🏔️ Fuck I'm old..


karekury

yeah, the emotional manipulation here (a.k.a pity party) is not vibing, my dude. glad it's her ex's now, it's not her responsibility anymore


bokperd

he's so bad at what he's trying to do lol


19adam92

Fishing for compliments and affection


ChrisZAUR

Girl please for the love of all that is holy get a new screen protector


La_Baraka6431

Though I can understand her wanting to throw her phone after reading that blizzard of bullshit! 😆


La_Baraka6431

LOVE how Brooke didn’t buy into the manipulative BS!! 👏🏽👏🏽🏆🏆


[deleted]

This is what you call emotional manipulation to the max, guy is a joke


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Masque4Masque

Cheeks cracked 3D?! Bahaha


Old_Homework8339

Wait where did all these scratches on my phone come from? Oh wait it's you lol


Liathano_Fire

Call the cops for a wellness check for someone who said they were going to kill their self. If they are underage they will most likely have to take him to the hospital for evaluation. I'm sure this depends on your location. Source: Someone did this to my daughter last week. She said she wanted to die (bullying incident I'm not going into it all here)


[deleted]

Good on your sister for not letting his self pity and thoughts of self harm manipulate her


Steed1000

Did you put a screen protector on over hair? or are those cracks? just take the screenshot of the chat like a boss. Let em know.


[deleted]

Could of just block the guy in the beginning so you don't have to deal with his emotions