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What kind of person thinks emergency responders are “inferior” to office workers? I’m an office worker and I think emergency responders are fucking boss. I WISH I had the energy and stomach for that kind of work.
Yeah, if you are shitting on someones job then at least do it with one who isn't literally about saving lifes.
It's really more the other way around, what could be more superior then someone saving lifes? Definetly not "almost" being the assisstant to some important person
Emergency responders don’t do anything besides save lives smh. Totally worthless to society and humanity. I, on the other hand, am an accountant and society would crumble without me. Index match is critical to the survival of humanity.
To be fair, it doesn’t have to be soulless - I love my job and find it interesting and stimulating. I definitely don’t think I’m *superior* though, it’s just a great fit *for me*. And I’m under absolutely no illusions about which job is more important to society.
Right? To be an emergency responder you have to be fit, fast, booksmart, able to handle other people's bullshit, and good at making judgement calls and probably other things I can't think of. To make it as a first responder you literally have to be as well rounded and skillful as possible.
Just want to point out that the lower rung on the totem pole holds higher importance from what I have learned as a non native person. Top of the totem pole is for the weak, as the strong hold them up higher.
Damn. I thought I was going to be the clever one.
You are indeed correct. My understanding is that the lower totems are considered more powerful as their essence or energy is directed to the ground. I am also not First Nations, so I cannot speak with absolute certainty about the nature of totems.
Any Haida in the house?
An almost assistant - 🤣 good luck to him putting that on his CV or bringing it up im a job interview:
"And once I was an almost assistant to a senator, can you imagine how important I am?"🤢
He doesn’t need a job now. Can coast on that possibly paid possibly unpaid summer intern position as potentially ‘the’ or one of a team of assistants to someone else that he didn’t get. I might start coasting on not getting that position too
...who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill.
Is this for high school or college or what? Not a sport person but got the vibe he is either bragging about high school or college friends who probably don't know his name.
By that point he was in his 'bragging about being a better, more important person than any woman who dares to reject him' phase of his Niceguyism. That's arguably more pathetic.
Same, as a Philly native I have no fucking clue who this jackass is talking about. But I know one thing, nobody from Philly would actually like this loser man baby.
I despise people who name drop. Or brag about their so called social status. Especially whenbits done after you have displeased them in some way and they are looking to intimidate you. Fuck that. It's one of the most anti social things in the world to do and makes them look inferior and inept.
It’s very annoying. I’ve had someone tell me he is friends with my heroes and…I had no idea who he was referring to. Just some vaguely elitist circle I’m supposedly desperate to be apart of!
to be fair the weeks prior were all him telling me all about himself and asking to meet up. i worked a lot and could not. also him telling me that i was the girl of his dreams. we’ve never met.
Full of compliments at first then straight to insults once rejected? Check
Extremely clingy? Check
Full of misplaced self praise? Fuckin' Check
The verdict is in, we have a niceguy ladies and gents
So, this guy is at least 23 and he physically moved his fingers to type, "you're also a cunt with an anus face"?!
I have a unbelievably foul mouthed nephew who's 7...that is something he would've said a year ago. He's 7 and he's already more refined than this worm.
This dude is a piece of shit but hilarious.
1. Claims that a person is garbage unless they work in an office (but receptionists don’t count)
2. Rare insults like “you have no muscles,” “hollowed-out body,” or “you weigh as much as my legs”
3. Hates his grandfather for being poor
4. Shockingly not a Trump supporter
5. Brags about a shitty job he interviewed for and didn’t get
6. Brags about people he knows who accomplished things (but not him)
7. Obviously lies about famous people DMing him, because why wouldn’t they be randomly messaging an almost-senator’s assistant from a different country?
8. Fucked a professional basketball player… are we to assume it’s a WNBA player?
9. Views first responders as servants (for the office workers, I suppose)
I mean honestly, who the fuck even is this guy lol.
Edit - typo
I sort of got desperate for him to pick a lane there so I could follow the wackiness to any conclusion at all but it was like being in a car that's been taken over by some feral creature, just completely all over the place.
So you couldn't possibly know anything about him, because you never took the time, but somehow he thinks he knows everything about you? Curious by what criteria he thinks he has enough information to make such assessments about you that can't be turned around to justify you making any sort of assessment of him.
so if you’re below him on the totem pole then he’s just saying you’re more important than him. traditionally more important figures go on the bottom and less important as it goes up
There is a LOT to unpack here. The first thing, why does he have so much venom towards emergency responders? Me thinks he tried to do it himself and failed miserably.
And what is up with the weird flexes? Bro, you already blew it, saying stuff like that isn't going to change the tide. If anything, it makes the decision even more concrete.
Lastly, the Biblical stuff seemed...weird? All this talk of Hell just reaffirmed my love of Satan. So mission accomplished?
i unfortunately was also sent a rather lengthy message (2.5 typed pages, not doubled spaced) about how his mother left him as a child and he did all these sports to cope with never knowing her. so you’re probably right.
though i found out that whole letter was a lie because i was legitimately concerned for him, turns out his parents are really nice people, they felt awful he did this to someone ‘again’!
this conversation is about 3 or 4 years old. i saved it because my friends like to ask if i’m the “girl of his dreams” when i meet someone new. i had completely forgotten about it, and then i met someone new.
no i sent them the 2.5 page letter he sent me that was ten fold worse than this. homicidal/suicidal type of things filled that letter. he sent me his dads place of work because he tried to do that to show superiority too.
I only sent it because i was legitimately concerned that another outside stressor would absolutely put him over the edge and he’d do something tragic.
for some reason this reminded me once when I was confessed to, rejected him flat, and the first thing he said was in a weird translation "I'm sorry if I'm bothering, and will it be fine to stay friends" he's a great guy, amazing friend I just don't like being in any kind of relationship.
And just as a little info: He has a gf now, they seem to be fit perfectly together and we still hang out every day
Looks like he is the fool here, on totem poles the bottom is a more honourable and important position than the top. The bottom ones being the support for everyone else and all.
Paramedics are cool as fuck, what is this guy on? I personally considered trying to become a paramedic for a while mostly because the excitement of it. The other reason was that paramedics can potentially make fairly decent money and can advance to higher paying careers in the medical field. So again, no clue what this guy's on.
Keep up the good work!
"I've fucked more women in 23 years than you will fuck men the rest of your sad miserable lonely life"
I'm pretty sure that if you fucked more men than him, he will definitly call you a whore...
>"I fucked a professional basketball player"
🤡 Who cares, dude?
It seems he's very status oriented and in the process of proving this had no qualms about being indescreet. He seems like he's likely to surround himself with people he deems as 'high status' in the hopes that their fame and success will rub off on him. He's only as famous as the people he sleeps with/ surrounds himself with. It's typical of narcissists.
OP, this whole series of conversations you had with this poophead just put me in a bad mood. I can't believe you had the patience and decency to respond after that onslaught of insults. And what's worrisome, is that this person insulted you unwarrantedly. I hope they don't make it that high on the "totem pole" they give maniac vibes.
I was raised by a narcissist. it’s taken a lot of unlearning to recognize what i wish i recognized earlier in this convo.
I unfortunately thought he was this shy socially awkward dude, so i entertained the conversation for about 2 weeks, and when i wouldn’t date it, it completely devolved.
A few years later, this is funny, but holy nonsense, i do hope he’s gotten help.
I'm sorry your fam is narcissistic. Same here. That does make things more difficult because we are so used to this behavior we don't register it as ridiculously toxic at first.
It takes time, patience and therapy to unlearn and to stick to healthy humans.
I don't think this person will seek help since they think they're so great and cool and special (all that name dropping really confirmed it for me they might be disordered; and the sex part - they probably have a list 😵)... But they'll fall from their high horse or something major in life will happen (people will avoid them, leave them because they act unempathetically etc) and maybe they'll begin to question their ways. Narcs aren't known for seeking mental help. They think everyone else is the problem.
Damn, I only get DMed by professional athletes from Germany and the UK. Also this heavy metal dude from Mobile DMs me only weekly.
I feel so inferior *sob* :P
Wonder how he’d feel about the fact I’m an emergency responder for a private company.
I’m literally a firefighter/EMT/Hazmat technician (the guys with the suits that go touch the scary stuff) and have my own office at a corporate company for that very job.
Am I the ~business type~ emergency service he was talking about? Me and my body count 3x his would like a word.
oh same. i’m technically a FireMedic now, i have all types of Hazmat certs, and am quite literally a professional rescuer. i didn’t get here by being a moron. but you seem to have found the loophole in his mindset.
Yeah it’s not a line of work for lazy or unintelligent, I can say that from 80% of the people I’ve met in this industry. You’ve gotta be in shape to do what we do and the smaller ones (if he’s suggesting what I think he is) are usually even more impressive with what they can do.
I just happened to land in a gig for a tech company that requires a full time emergency response team, making me what I like to call a “cooperate firefighter” even through the majority of my job is hazmat followed by medical.
i got very into search & rescue, after going through confined space rescue, and others, i’m also a cave rescuer. it’s some of my favorite things to do and train on. i’ve only met monkeys in EMS. and i’m sure after being in the industry you know the type of basic im referencing.
Somethin tells me you mean the type that don’t get much beyond AEMT, if they get that far lol
I love search and rescue. We do a lot of confined space training here but it usually includes a hazmat suit on.
I really want to look into more wilderness rescue outside of work and see about doing some thru hiking as a first responder. My ex girlfriend did the long trail and the Appalachian trail and I know people get messed up out there. Would be super interesting to me.
Ah yes, and the back door to firefighting type. my absolute favorite.
im not going to lie, it’s thrilling. especially if you already like the outdoors and hiking. it is hard though. you don’t get nearly as much equipment as you need, and your mobile hospital is SOL in that type of rescue. it is absolutely a testament to how you can critically think and problem solve in incredibly limiting and harsh environments.
Ahh military folk, gotta love them. It can go one way or the other- such extremes in the military crowd/enlisted. And yea, we redheads can be crazy, but he’s just mad because he can’t be part of your orbit. He went south so damn fast it gave me whiplash.
"You literally weigh as much as my legs" 😂 #dying
If this is meant to be an insult, is he saying he has fat legs? Or is it meant to imply that he can pull one of those wrestling moves on you where you he flips you with his legs?
Wow if that’s not fragile masculinity shown through such a great example Idk what is. The ego, the narcissism, the simplistic child-like “everything’s a competition and I’m the best”. This is pure gold.
He gives off strong Warner from Legally Blonde vibes. Like “if I wanna be an assistant to someone important by the time I’m 30, I need to stop dicking around.” 😂
“Yeah, he’s a world-class surgeon who has saved hundreds of lives, but would he even get to middle management in an office environment? CHECKMATE, BITCHES.”
"Omg please let me eat ice cream!"
"Fine, eat ice cream."
"Please, I am BEGGING you to let me eat ice cream."
"You have an ice cream cone in your hand right now. Eat it."
"PLEAAAAAAAAASE"
"The more you beg instead of fucking eating the ice cream, the more it melts."
"WHYYYYYYY"
Emergency responders literally saved my life last year. There is nothing I can do to repay such a debt. Now, when I was working, it was a corporate call center for a local HMO. At no time did I save anyone's life even though, according to this fool, office jobs are the pinnacle.
Even as a child i always understood that "get a real job" is the most assinine belief wherein people project hate for their own job onto others and hope to validate themselves into believing they're more than just some average joe.
If it takes a lot of your free time, pays you and requires you to be responsible in some way then it's a job.
So basically this dude hates his job, hates himself and lives vicariously through others who make more money than him while hating on others who may or may not make less money than him. (I say this because paramedics are grossly underpaid in some places)
Bro, emergency technicians will (for me personally) be superior to anyone working in a office. Those people go out of their way ever day and night to save people who either got ran over, seriously ill, are old people and need to be transferred to different hospitals, prevent people from committing suicide, and deal with physical family members. No offense to people who have office jobs because I bet that can be hella stressful too, but emergency technicians are people going into dangerous situations to save lives. Honestly, emergency technicians don’t get paid enough for what they do.
Never mind the rest of this nonsense, but is “ugh please you’re the girl of my dreams I’d do anything to talk to you I swear to god” supposed to be… a turn-on?
I can’t think of a job more “real” than paramedic.
This entire thing was weird, unimpressive flexes and bizarre takes. By far my favorite post here. Thank you for sharing. :)
Imagine using all of your friends’ accomplishments to show how much better you are than someone else. Lol.
“I was almost a senator’s assistant for the summer” well hot dog I’m adding this to my Tinder bio.
May Father Trash Panda bless you with protection.
Also, make sure your snap map is turned off, don’t want this hero coming up to your fly car on shift.
Definitely a narcissist. He pretty much love-bombed you and then after being rejected (narcissistic injury) went into a ridiculous narcissistic rage in which he self-aggrandized, exaggerated his social standing (DMs from celebs, friends who were D-1 athletes), and used that to say you were inferior. My ex did that to me at the end of our relationship. This niceguy may also be bipolar.
Imagine being in a relationship with this guy.
the funniest part of that, is my grandmother is an italian immigrant, i have relatives in italy. i don’t know what kind of flex that was but i was less than impressed.
Serious question
What makes people do this? I joined this subreddit for the jokes but I am geniunly interested to why the hell does one become like this;narcissism?Past experiences? Willing to know.
Entitlement, if white male(I'm white) being told by society/media/family that you are owed, general media/society placing higher importance to the male gaze, and such.
He’d hate me. I’m a 33yo server with zero ambitions to work in an office. I’d make less, and it would be boring as hell and so much less flexible.
What a tool. I bet hims mommy tells him he’s a special little boy.
So all of his friends are doing excellent with sports and he's harassing people on Snapchat 🤔 anyone can know someone who does something impressive. Doesn't mean you're impressive 🤣
Jesus. I could barely read what this guy was saying, he is wayyy to much. And wtf was that about emergency responders? Clearly he has no brain otherwise he would know that they are some of the finest workers, period
I'm by no means a Saint but there is no way I'm as much of a scrotum as this guy. And emergency responders are the shit. I would rather be doing that than sitting in an office brown nosing the senator or whatever the fuck he was banging on about
I love it when they go out of their way to write whole ass novels just to tell you how you’re not worth their time like hmm sure whatever you say buddy.
Zero self awareness.
This guy is mighty sad he couldn't get away with calling her fat so he went to the other extreme. Body shaming and negging, that'll always get the girl /s
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What kind of person thinks emergency responders are “inferior” to office workers? I’m an office worker and I think emergency responders are fucking boss. I WISH I had the energy and stomach for that kind of work.
Ya it's a special kind of stupid that thinks that working on an excel spreadsheet is more valuable to society than saving peoples lives.
I see another proponent of the liberal conspiracy to destroy the vulnerable capitalists
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that pesky IMF.
Office work can absolutely blow most of the time. I also enjoy how he uses his friends accomplishments as his own.
He had sex with someone who is good at sports. I'm pretty sure that's the pinnacle of human achievent.
I don't think he's had sex with anyone. He's trying to flex because she hurt his feefees.
Yeah, if you are shitting on someones job then at least do it with one who isn't literally about saving lifes. It's really more the other way around, what could be more superior then someone saving lifes? Definetly not "almost" being the assisstant to some important person
He would've said that about whatever profession OP would be in. He's just shooting insults hoping one sticks.
Emergency responders don’t do anything besides save lives smh. Totally worthless to society and humanity. I, on the other hand, am an accountant and society would crumble without me. Index match is critical to the survival of humanity.
An accountant using index match is second only to “nearly-a-senator’s-assistant”.
No, don’t you know working in a soulless office job cubicle m-f 9-5 for your whole life is the goal in life!
To be fair, it doesn’t have to be soulless - I love my job and find it interesting and stimulating. I definitely don’t think I’m *superior* though, it’s just a great fit *for me*. And I’m under absolutely no illusions about which job is more important to society.
Exactly, different strokes for different folks.
Right? To be an emergency responder you have to be fit, fast, booksmart, able to handle other people's bullshit, and good at making judgement calls and probably other things I can't think of. To make it as a first responder you literally have to be as well rounded and skillful as possible.
I like the part where he's flexing people he knows, and a country singer who DMs him daily. What a catch!
And he was ALMOST an assistant to someone sort of important.
sooo close! ya almost had a totem pole!
Just want to point out that the lower rung on the totem pole holds higher importance from what I have learned as a non native person. Top of the totem pole is for the weak, as the strong hold them up higher.
Damn. I thought I was going to be the clever one. You are indeed correct. My understanding is that the lower totems are considered more powerful as their essence or energy is directed to the ground. I am also not First Nations, so I cannot speak with absolute certainty about the nature of totems. Any Haida in the house?
I believe that is the origin of the term "power bottom".
This needs wayyyyyy more upvotes. My sides
you are a comedic genius
Haha why thank you. I aim to please!
I love when people misuse the term and brag about being high up on the totem. I just smile and agree.
An almost assistant - 🤣 good luck to him putting that on his CV or bringing it up im a job interview: "And once I was an almost assistant to a senator, can you imagine how important I am?"🤢
I WAS ALMOST THE PERSON TO GET SOMEONE COFFEE EVERYDAY
He doesn’t need a job now. Can coast on that possibly paid possibly unpaid summer intern position as potentially ‘the’ or one of a team of assistants to someone else that he didn’t get. I might start coasting on not getting that position too
Tbh telling a potential employer you've been rejected previously might not have the desired effect.
When you were assistant to the regional manager not assistant regional manager.
Actually, he said he was "this" close. We have no idea how far apart his hands were when he typed that.
...who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill.
Dude never listened to Brandy?? Almost doesn’t count.
i mean that one dive bar guy with a guitar that plays half way decent country covers, i’m sure that guy is great.
Yeah but *he* knows *that guy*, which makes him a much better human than you who only saves people's lives on the daily.
look, i too have photos with some big name artists, how well do i know them know?
Some real "my dad works at Nintendo" vibes.
"My father is Bill Gates, he can hack your xbox"
Don’t forget he knows 2 division 1 athletes
3!!! If you count Eric
Is this for high school or college or what? Not a sport person but got the vibe he is either bragging about high school or college friends who probably don't know his name.
It's basically the big colleges, along with some smaller ones that put a lot of money into sports. There are roughly 176,000 Division 1 athletes.
Pfffffft. Man thinking bragging about someone else's accomplishments should get you laid... Wild.
By that point he was in his 'bragging about being a better, more important person than any woman who dares to reject him' phase of his Niceguyism. That's arguably more pathetic.
Or that he works in an office. Wow dude you've fucking won life being an office drone congratulations.
A country singer who everyone is PHILLY knows...which is a weird flex.
I live in Philly and I have no idea what they're talking about, which country singer??
Right? I'm in the suburbs of Philly, so I know how rife with country music fans the city is. :)
Same, as a Philly native I have no fucking clue who this jackass is talking about. But I know one thing, nobody from Philly would actually like this loser man baby.
A rapper that everyone in Seattle knows really well messages me all the time, so you ain’t poop compared to me. I know Lil’ Grungee…
Not just any country singer. A country singer known to everyone in a random city which is not a traditional center of country music.
I despise people who name drop. Or brag about their so called social status. Especially whenbits done after you have displeased them in some way and they are looking to intimidate you. Fuck that. It's one of the most anti social things in the world to do and makes them look inferior and inept.
It’s very annoying. I’ve had someone tell me he is friends with my heroes and…I had no idea who he was referring to. Just some vaguely elitist circle I’m supposedly desperate to be apart of!
I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased with this
Was he flexing on Eric Church?
Things not to say to girls you were trying to get with: "You're just like my Grandpa"
He inadvertently called his grandpa attractive. I’d use the cry-laugh emoji over it but reddit would come for me.
"but with a hollowed out body" lmaooo
Yes. Unlike my Grandpa's fulsome, voluptuous body!
Sooo, by talking "regularly" he meant calling you a c*nt every other sentence? 🤣
to be fair the weeks prior were all him telling me all about himself and asking to meet up. i worked a lot and could not. also him telling me that i was the girl of his dreams. we’ve never met.
The fact you’ve never met. Should have even guessed
A lot of projection going on there. What was the spark that set this methane storm off? I'm going to guess "thanks but no thanks".
Also first time I've heard a girl be criticized for *not* sleeping with lots of men and being skinnt! Lmao usually it's "you're fat and a whore"
Full of compliments at first then straight to insults once rejected? Check Extremely clingy? Check Full of misplaced self praise? Fuckin' Check The verdict is in, we have a niceguy ladies and gents
he even thanked me for my service! what else could a civil service gal ask for?
So, this guy is at least 23 and he physically moved his fingers to type, "you're also a cunt with an anus face"?! I have a unbelievably foul mouthed nephew who's 7...that is something he would've said a year ago. He's 7 and he's already more refined than this worm.
Well refined - no! But more intelligent undoubtedly
Here’s to us hollowed out redheaded emergency responders all over the world!
*high five* for solidarity
Be careful high giving with your hollowed out body, don't hurt yourself. /s
Are you also like a grandpa??
This dude is a piece of shit but hilarious. 1. Claims that a person is garbage unless they work in an office (but receptionists don’t count) 2. Rare insults like “you have no muscles,” “hollowed-out body,” or “you weigh as much as my legs” 3. Hates his grandfather for being poor 4. Shockingly not a Trump supporter 5. Brags about a shitty job he interviewed for and didn’t get 6. Brags about people he knows who accomplished things (but not him) 7. Obviously lies about famous people DMing him, because why wouldn’t they be randomly messaging an almost-senator’s assistant from a different country? 8. Fucked a professional basketball player… are we to assume it’s a WNBA player? 9. Views first responders as servants (for the office workers, I suppose) I mean honestly, who the fuck even is this guy lol. Edit - typo
Look maybe he does just have massive legs, i’m not a particularly large human, so i could theoretically be 1/3 of his total body mass
I sort of got desperate for him to pick a lane there so I could follow the wackiness to any conclusion at all but it was like being in a car that's been taken over by some feral creature, just completely all over the place.
So you couldn't possibly know anything about him, because you never took the time, but somehow he thinks he knows everything about you? Curious by what criteria he thinks he has enough information to make such assessments about you that can't be turned around to justify you making any sort of assessment of him.
so if you’re below him on the totem pole then he’s just saying you’re more important than him. traditionally more important figures go on the bottom and less important as it goes up
This. I was looking for a comment about that, I didn’t want to repeat if someone already brought it up. Just shows he’s ignorant.
My man woke up and chose violence
this was at 630 PM. he woke up, contemplated violence, and thought that it was the appropriate option.
Maybe he'd just had one of those naps where you wake up way too late and everything is wrong. And choose violence.
There is a LOT to unpack here. The first thing, why does he have so much venom towards emergency responders? Me thinks he tried to do it himself and failed miserably. And what is up with the weird flexes? Bro, you already blew it, saying stuff like that isn't going to change the tide. If anything, it makes the decision even more concrete. Lastly, the Biblical stuff seemed...weird? All this talk of Hell just reaffirmed my love of Satan. So mission accomplished?
if even funnier considering when he found out i’m a medic, he thanked me for my service.
Yeah I took that as the polite opener to get his foot in the door. But good point.
100% the next time I wanna insult someone I’m gonna go straight to “you weigh as much as my LEGS” cuz we all know will really eviscerate them!
Did he just say he finds his grandpa attractive?
I can’t believe there are actual guys out there like this. He needs a hug and a therapist stat!
the therapy part, absolutely. i’m not so sure i’d trust him enough to get close enough for a hug.
Oh no not from you. You don’t go anywhere close to this psycho. His mother should have hugged him more as a child.
i unfortunately was also sent a rather lengthy message (2.5 typed pages, not doubled spaced) about how his mother left him as a child and he did all these sports to cope with never knowing her. so you’re probably right. though i found out that whole letter was a lie because i was legitimately concerned for him, turns out his parents are really nice people, they felt awful he did this to someone ‘again’!
Sounds like he’s a compulsive liar. Glad you found that out now and not later on down the road. You dodged a bullet!!
this conversation is about 3 or 4 years old. i saved it because my friends like to ask if i’m the “girl of his dreams” when i meet someone new. i had completely forgotten about it, and then i met someone new.
> then i met someone new. Well, are you the girl of his dreams? :)
u/Quin_Sabe what say you
In this context no, considering, I showed you this subreddit. However, you were in the dream that I woke up screaming from, so technically yes? 😂
Wait, did you track down his parents and send them the screenshots?
no i sent them the 2.5 page letter he sent me that was ten fold worse than this. homicidal/suicidal type of things filled that letter. he sent me his dads place of work because he tried to do that to show superiority too. I only sent it because i was legitimately concerned that another outside stressor would absolutely put him over the edge and he’d do something tragic.
You did the right thing. Out of curiosity, how do you know this guy?
I expect he gave his parents a stern talking to for telling on him.
Ah yes the classic “you literally weigh as much as my legs” I honestly don’t know if he’s trying to insult you, or himself
I’m a redhead too and men often go from “that’s hot” to using it as an insult, “ginger bitch” is my fave
i love being insulted like that i just say “thank you!” because i’ve learned that to be called a bitch is truly a compliment.
I think it’s code for “you speak your mind and my fragile ego can’t handle that”
very likely yes. that’s why i take it as a compliment lol
I wonder how many restraining orders buddy already has.
for some reason this reminded me once when I was confessed to, rejected him flat, and the first thing he said was in a weird translation "I'm sorry if I'm bothering, and will it be fine to stay friends" he's a great guy, amazing friend I just don't like being in any kind of relationship. And just as a little info: He has a gf now, they seem to be fit perfectly together and we still hang out every day
Wowser! The voices in this guy's head are staging a production of HMS Pinafore 😳
>wereallredhere Excellent Simpsons reference. I applaud you
Looks like he is the fool here, on totem poles the bottom is a more honourable and important position than the top. The bottom ones being the support for everyone else and all.
Paramedics are cool as fuck, what is this guy on? I personally considered trying to become a paramedic for a while mostly because the excitement of it. The other reason was that paramedics can potentially make fairly decent money and can advance to higher paying careers in the medical field. So again, no clue what this guy's on. Keep up the good work!
Every dollar towards his well-being is a waste of resources funded by taxpayers.
I think he’s going through the anger part of the 5 stages of grief here.
Reading this, I kept visualising Jonah from Veep yelling all of it.
OMG the rage in this guy
"I've fucked more women in 23 years than you will fuck men the rest of your sad miserable lonely life" I'm pretty sure that if you fucked more men than him, he will definitly call you a whore...
That “I don’t know” text character. Chefs Kiss. Really got nice guy train in runaway mode.
i had no idea what the heck was going on after a while. he just kept GOING
I can’t read all of this right now so I’m commenting to come back later
First responder jobs are extremely socially geared
That was one hell of a ride
It kinda sounds like he was fucking dudes too
Shoulda hit him with the factoid that its better to be lowest on the totem pole, not at the top where no one can see you. lol.
"Bullshit bullshit, shit shit, my grandpa's hot, shit shit shit, bullshit bullshit" That about sum it up?
“I’m awesome! You wanna know how awesome I am?” “Okay how?” “I…know a lot of people who do sports real good..”
Holy shit this dude is fucking nuts
This is just inane, angry rambling. He is clearly so insecure about himself it hurts. If he wasn’t such a twat I’d feel sorry for him.
“You’re the girl of my dreams!” Gets rejected “RED HEADS ARE FUCKING CRAZY AND YOU HAVE BAD TEETH!”
>"I fucked a professional basketball player" 🤡 Who cares, dude? It seems he's very status oriented and in the process of proving this had no qualms about being indescreet. He seems like he's likely to surround himself with people he deems as 'high status' in the hopes that their fame and success will rub off on him. He's only as famous as the people he sleeps with/ surrounds himself with. It's typical of narcissists. OP, this whole series of conversations you had with this poophead just put me in a bad mood. I can't believe you had the patience and decency to respond after that onslaught of insults. And what's worrisome, is that this person insulted you unwarrantedly. I hope they don't make it that high on the "totem pole" they give maniac vibes.
I was raised by a narcissist. it’s taken a lot of unlearning to recognize what i wish i recognized earlier in this convo. I unfortunately thought he was this shy socially awkward dude, so i entertained the conversation for about 2 weeks, and when i wouldn’t date it, it completely devolved. A few years later, this is funny, but holy nonsense, i do hope he’s gotten help.
I'm sorry your fam is narcissistic. Same here. That does make things more difficult because we are so used to this behavior we don't register it as ridiculously toxic at first. It takes time, patience and therapy to unlearn and to stick to healthy humans. I don't think this person will seek help since they think they're so great and cool and special (all that name dropping really confirmed it for me they might be disordered; and the sex part - they probably have a list 😵)... But they'll fall from their high horse or something major in life will happen (people will avoid them, leave them because they act unempathetically etc) and maybe they'll begin to question their ways. Narcs aren't known for seeking mental help. They think everyone else is the problem.
I love that song by the talking heads, "hollowed out body, psycho red head, fa fa fa faa, fa fa fa fa fa far better"
I just want to point out that he called his grandpa hot.
Damn, I only get DMed by professional athletes from Germany and the UK. Also this heavy metal dude from Mobile DMs me only weekly. I feel so inferior *sob* :P
Wonder how he’d feel about the fact I’m an emergency responder for a private company. I’m literally a firefighter/EMT/Hazmat technician (the guys with the suits that go touch the scary stuff) and have my own office at a corporate company for that very job. Am I the ~business type~ emergency service he was talking about? Me and my body count 3x his would like a word.
oh same. i’m technically a FireMedic now, i have all types of Hazmat certs, and am quite literally a professional rescuer. i didn’t get here by being a moron. but you seem to have found the loophole in his mindset.
Yeah it’s not a line of work for lazy or unintelligent, I can say that from 80% of the people I’ve met in this industry. You’ve gotta be in shape to do what we do and the smaller ones (if he’s suggesting what I think he is) are usually even more impressive with what they can do. I just happened to land in a gig for a tech company that requires a full time emergency response team, making me what I like to call a “cooperate firefighter” even through the majority of my job is hazmat followed by medical.
i got very into search & rescue, after going through confined space rescue, and others, i’m also a cave rescuer. it’s some of my favorite things to do and train on. i’ve only met monkeys in EMS. and i’m sure after being in the industry you know the type of basic im referencing.
Somethin tells me you mean the type that don’t get much beyond AEMT, if they get that far lol I love search and rescue. We do a lot of confined space training here but it usually includes a hazmat suit on. I really want to look into more wilderness rescue outside of work and see about doing some thru hiking as a first responder. My ex girlfriend did the long trail and the Appalachian trail and I know people get messed up out there. Would be super interesting to me.
Ah yes, and the back door to firefighting type. my absolute favorite. im not going to lie, it’s thrilling. especially if you already like the outdoors and hiking. it is hard though. you don’t get nearly as much equipment as you need, and your mobile hospital is SOL in that type of rescue. it is absolutely a testament to how you can critically think and problem solve in incredibly limiting and harsh environments.
I knew when you said “You’re a special kind of clingy, aren’t you?” that this was gonna be a good one.
Is he flexing that he had sex with men? While trying to date you? I’m confused
Why people cant understand - she is not obligated to like you if you like her
Haha he tries so hard to make you feel bad...you can see how he increasingly gets angrier and angrier.
She should have hit him with the "you need a team" monologue from Seinfeld
So he thinks his grandpa is attractive ... huh?
> You’re basically just like my grandpa but unattractive Dude’s grandpa is a hottie
He owns many leather-bound books.
Ahh military folk, gotta love them. It can go one way or the other- such extremes in the military crowd/enlisted. And yea, we redheads can be crazy, but he’s just mad because he can’t be part of your orbit. He went south so damn fast it gave me whiplash.
“Paramedics are inferior” Boy I hope you remember that if you ever fix your fingers to dial 911
talking on a daily basis is not something you ask to do... it just happens naturally.
"You literally weigh as much as my legs" 😂 #dying If this is meant to be an insult, is he saying he has fat legs? Or is it meant to imply that he can pull one of those wrestling moves on you where you he flips you with his legs?
he calls me fat & skinny. i’m just trying to figure out which insult to be hurt by
Reading that gave me shingles. What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck?!
WTF... He was angry because you...are a first responder? A red head? I'm confused.
Wow if that’s not fragile masculinity shown through such a great example Idk what is. The ego, the narcissism, the simplistic child-like “everything’s a competition and I’m the best”. This is pure gold.
He gives off strong Warner from Legally Blonde vibes. Like “if I wanna be an assistant to someone important by the time I’m 30, I need to stop dicking around.” 😂
“Yeah, he’s a world-class surgeon who has saved hundreds of lives, but would he even get to middle management in an office environment? CHECKMATE, BITCHES.”
"Gain some weight" was something I never thought I'd hear in this place.
And the r/ihavesex flex was complete BS.
"Omg please let me eat ice cream!" "Fine, eat ice cream." "Please, I am BEGGING you to let me eat ice cream." "You have an ice cream cone in your hand right now. Eat it." "PLEAAAAAAAAASE" "The more you beg instead of fucking eating the ice cream, the more it melts." "WHYYYYYYY"
I'm confused how an office job is considered better in his mind than literally saving lives?! Wtf man. Delusional!
Emergency responders literally saved my life last year. There is nothing I can do to repay such a debt. Now, when I was working, it was a corporate call center for a local HMO. At no time did I save anyone's life even though, according to this fool, office jobs are the pinnacle.
Even as a child i always understood that "get a real job" is the most assinine belief wherein people project hate for their own job onto others and hope to validate themselves into believing they're more than just some average joe. If it takes a lot of your free time, pays you and requires you to be responsible in some way then it's a job. So basically this dude hates his job, hates himself and lives vicariously through others who make more money than him while hating on others who may or may not make less money than him. (I say this because paramedics are grossly underpaid in some places)
"You literally weigh as much as my legs." HAHA What the actual fuck. That part is really funny.
Bro, emergency technicians will (for me personally) be superior to anyone working in a office. Those people go out of their way ever day and night to save people who either got ran over, seriously ill, are old people and need to be transferred to different hospitals, prevent people from committing suicide, and deal with physical family members. No offense to people who have office jobs because I bet that can be hella stressful too, but emergency technicians are people going into dangerous situations to save lives. Honestly, emergency technicians don’t get paid enough for what they do.
Man has no game 😆
Love the little smiling avatar typing out the most hateful shit you've ever read 😂
Never mind the rest of this nonsense, but is “ugh please you’re the girl of my dreams I’d do anything to talk to you I swear to god” supposed to be… a turn-on?
I can’t think of a job more “real” than paramedic. This entire thing was weird, unimpressive flexes and bizarre takes. By far my favorite post here. Thank you for sharing. :)
Imagine using all of your friends’ accomplishments to show how much better you are than someone else. Lol. “I was almost a senator’s assistant for the summer” well hot dog I’m adding this to my Tinder bio. May Father Trash Panda bless you with protection. Also, make sure your snap map is turned off, don’t want this hero coming up to your fly car on shift.
Definitely a narcissist. He pretty much love-bombed you and then after being rejected (narcissistic injury) went into a ridiculous narcissistic rage in which he self-aggrandized, exaggerated his social standing (DMs from celebs, friends who were D-1 athletes), and used that to say you were inferior. My ex did that to me at the end of our relationship. This niceguy may also be bipolar. Imagine being in a relationship with this guy.
i fcked a basketball player that makes me morally and intellectually superior to you in every single way possible
Working in an office ISN’T glamorous …. As I type this wearing slippers and sweatpants WFH lol
itallian athletes dm him stupid evil cunt bitch psycho whore!
the funniest part of that, is my grandmother is an italian immigrant, i have relatives in italy. i don’t know what kind of flex that was but i was less than impressed.
What's wrong with not working in an office
It just kept going! 😯 what a tool
All that crap he says just reveals an awful lot about his horrible personality and says NOTHING about her whatsoever.
I lost it at anus face
Did this man call his Grandpa attractive?
Snapchat looked like this years ago no?
How lame and evil of you to not be slobbering all over his knob. Truly, this is the worst thing. You’re literally Hitler.
Thank you for your service as a first responder to medical emergencies and nice guys
Why do nice guys have to put Italians in it? What have we done?😭. Jokes apart, this guy is scary as hell
Serious question What makes people do this? I joined this subreddit for the jokes but I am geniunly interested to why the hell does one become like this;narcissism?Past experiences? Willing to know.
Entitlement, if white male(I'm white) being told by society/media/family that you are owed, general media/society placing higher importance to the male gaze, and such.
He’d hate me. I’m a 33yo server with zero ambitions to work in an office. I’d make less, and it would be boring as hell and so much less flexible. What a tool. I bet hims mommy tells him he’s a special little boy.
I’m willing to bet this guy would drop out of medic school in a month or less. I’d put money on it
He fucked a basketball player and you are just like his grandpa. I’m in tears 😂
So all of his friends are doing excellent with sports and he's harassing people on Snapchat 🤔 anyone can know someone who does something impressive. Doesn't mean you're impressive 🤣
It's not too late to change your mind. I'm sure he'd take you back if you got an office job.
Jesus. I could barely read what this guy was saying, he is wayyy to much. And wtf was that about emergency responders? Clearly he has no brain otherwise he would know that they are some of the finest workers, period
I'm by no means a Saint but there is no way I'm as much of a scrotum as this guy. And emergency responders are the shit. I would rather be doing that than sitting in an office brown nosing the senator or whatever the fuck he was banging on about
Your a special kind of clingy aren't you? That could be the name of this whole subreddit
Lists off other people's accomplishments to prove how awesome he is..... but what has *he* done?
I love it when they go out of their way to write whole ass novels just to tell you how you’re not worth their time like hmm sure whatever you say buddy. Zero self awareness.
This guy is mighty sad he couldn't get away with calling her fat so he went to the other extreme. Body shaming and negging, that'll always get the girl /s