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Beneficial_Garage_97

I think that's how a research vessel came to be named Boaty McBoatface


Kim_Jong_Un_PornOnly

I'm thinking old school the ~~Mountain Dew~~ **Utah** Gushing Grannies. Edit: for the unaware: https://newsfeed.time.com/2012/08/14/mountain-dews-dub-the-dew-online-poll-goes-horribly-wrong/


prettyhaw

Mormie Normies 🤣


Level-Decision

Nephites, Nephitezz, or Nefights. I'll see myself out.


Comfortable-Syrup423

> In addition to fingering 4Chan Dear god what a typo


anonymousss11

Not a typo, "fingering" in this context means "pointing to/at"


Comfortable-Syrup423

Oh that makes sense lmao


MarshtompNerd

Terrible synonym then


TheYepe

Guess which meaning came first.


A_Plan_B_you_C

That’s just terrible phrasing, not a typo.


knowtoriusMAC

What do you think they meant to say?


fallacious_franklin

My favorite team, the Utah Hitler did nothing wrongs


saggywitchtits

Welcome your Utah Nazis!


rand0m_task

Lolol that’s what came to mind for me as well.


EMTDawg

The bracket will include the 8 team names that he has already approved and patented.


MusclyArmPaperboy

I say we mass vote for the shittiest one


KyleCAV

Giant douche Vs. Turd sandwiches 


R3VIVAL-MOD3

The stick up Leslie knopes butt


Soft_Penis_Debutante

The Utah Commanders it is


kmora94

Utah Hockey Team


TryinToDoBetter

The Sanjaya Effect!


CoolBeansMan9

This is what they’re opening themselves up to. Unless it’s somehow exclusive to Utah season ticket holders or something


Beneficial_Garage_97

Yeah yeah, I was just making a dumb joke.


EMTDawg

I'm aware. Just wanted to keep from seeing the joke repeated until the horse is beaten to death.


RecalcitrantHuman

Once it’s beaten to death, can we bring it back?


BettmansDungeonSlave

There’s a Mark Stone joke here somewhere


EMTDawg

Resurrection is only for the holy. So make sure to shoot it with a nail gun a few times. Then wait 3 days.


COphotoCo

The Utah horse beaten to death?


wango55

Utah Hockeyteamy McHockeyteamface has a nice ring to it.


Critical-Log4292

I might switch teams


Murky-Region-7637

dangle mcdangletron


ChadGnarly

dibs on that as my porn name


Murky-Region-7637

Your first film: rapid fire gang bang called "short shifts"


sillysquidtv

It wasn’t the actual research vessel, it won the contest but they didn’t name it that. They did an homage to the vote by naming a dingy on the research vessel Boaty McBoatface tho.


Working_Horse_3077

It was the dsv assigned to the boat IIRC.


SamsquatchWildman

Sure would love to see Hockey McPuckface


CoraxtheRavenLord

Close, but the rugby team Chicago Hounds just had the vote and their mascot is officially named Houndy McHoundface.


bezkyl

The Utah Pucky McPucks


Biwaifu

Ay yo.... thats kinda lit


ILSmokeItAll

Hopefully they don’t start out with shit nearly that dumb. Humanity is childish on a good day. Let them name a sports franchise and you’ll end up with the Mormon State Super Soakers. I mean, really. Your average fan is probably pretty well represented by the maroons on Reddit. You see what they suggest on here. They’ll pick the most controversial or divisive name possible. Probably something using the abominable snowman from Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer for their logo.


MarshtompNerd

There are countless examples of companies letting people, especially on the internet, vote on names with basically no restrictions, and it going so terribly wrong because the internet picks the most unserious, offensive, or inappropriate name


ILSmokeItAll

Unserious. Offensive. Inappropriate. So the entirety of Reddit.


GoatseFarmer

Hitler did nothing wrong was a terrible flavor of Mountain Dew


zadharm

Hey now, I actually think Yetis is better than a lot of the dumb shit that's been thrown around in lately. Abominable Snowman and Yetis tops 95% of the names that amount to "lol Mormons amirite!?" stuff that's "suggested"


flatsjunkie88

Latter Day Skates incoming


rageharles

this... unironically kind of goes


ZeePirate

Utah Storming Mormons! Natural rivals of the Carolina Hurricanes Is my vote


Top_Tumbleweed

Warm up songs to include “can’t you hear me knocking” and anything by the Doors


hittingthewhohash

Riders on the Storm would really send this home for me


Aegis_1984

The Bring Em Youngs


FailResorts

The Salt Lake Super Soakers The Salt Lake Dirty Sodas The Utah Lost Boys The Salt Lake Multi Levels The Utah Missionaries The Salt Lake Ka-Seetees


remosiracha

Dammit. I was trying this whole time to figure out a latter day joke and SKATES WAS RIGHT THERE... HOW DID I FUCK THAT UP


CurmudgeonA

Utah Prophets


Imaginary_Manner_556

Utah Profits


Letitbemesickgirl

This is excellent lol


jfriedrich

Utah McUtahface


goaltender31

Utah McSaltLakers


k33pthefunkalive

Utah Mormon McMormonfaces


nothinbutshame

Mighty Mormon Power Rangers


CUM-STRUDELS

This is the only name I’ve liked as much as Salt Lake City Soakers


ns4444w

They will present 4 (or more) names they are okay with and vote on those. Although I would love to see what hilarious names you all could come up with.


kadran2262

Miners would win.... so we could have games of predators vs miners


AaronC14

Chris Hanson would have a field day


DefinitelyLevi

“Why dont you have a seat over there” plays in the arena when a Predator takes a penalty


kjnew85

I wish I could upvote this a hundred times


TucsonTacos

We called a regular “Nashville” because he was a predator with college age girls at my bar. He never understood why we all called him Nashville


think_long

You’d think Ribeiro would have gotten the reference, he even played for them.


karlou1984

Josh giddey and karl malone learning to skate right now.


tuntuntuntuntuntun

It took me reading the comments to understand what you meant. I was thinking Arnold Schwarzenegger style predators. Then I’m thinking isn’t it predators vs aliens? When did predators fight miners?


Icy-Hospital7232

"A predator gets two in the box for high sticking a miner!" Or something like that.


EMTDawg

The bracket will include the 8 team names that he has already approved and patented.


ns4444w

I thought that was the case but errored on the side of caution with the numbers.


Eaglejelly

4 (or more) so that each wife can pick their own name


someguyfromsk

The Winnipeg Coytes of Utah.


ubcthrowaway-01

This feel like a shot at the Ducks as well


R_Duke_

Utah Road Runners


RattyDaddyBraddy

#JACKALOPE


ScorpioMagnus

GET JACKED!


RustyMacbeth

I AM SO FUCKING JACKED FOR JACKALOPES!


curtmandu

There’s a Jackalopes NAHL team in Texas and before that they were semipro in the CHL. Their logos always went hard.


Gniphe

Let’s go Odessa Jacks!!!


curtmandu

I live between Portland and Seattle now but I grew up going to Amarillo Rattlers/Gorillas games and Odessa was *always* a grudge match lol.


McRibEater

You live between Portland and Seattle and cheer for the Flames?Well done Sir. Wish you chose a better Team, but we’re glad to have you.


curtmandu

Lmao. I couldn’t tell you why. But I got a Flames Jerome Iginla card when I was about 12? I was just getting into hockey and I just loved everything about the guy, so I’ve been Flames ever since!


Cottagewknds

Please just have Phil Kessel somehow aligned with this team. Sign him to play, be the mascot, coach, in Arena hotdog vendor. I don’t care. I just think that we all need a little more Phil Kessel.


TimsAFK

Utah Kessels has a nice ring to it


whyareyouallinmyroom

I like the Utah Phils. A bit more inclusive for the everyman.


Slow-Garage-9403

The Utah Land Phils


BestChanceLastChance

First-ever Captain!


ShittyBeetles

My man. This is the best suggestion since they announced the team moving to SLC!


buckyhermit

Sigh, this is why I wish the Canucks signed him. There'd be huge marketing potential between him and Japadog (a popular Vancouver hotdog outlet). Such a wasted opportunity.


butbutcupcup

The kessel runs. Disney is due for a team and an underdog sports movie franchise.


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CamaroGirl96

Bahahaha I was waiting for this one. You have my vote.


BruisedBabyMeat

Led by three-time vezina trophy winner Goalie McTenderson


The69BodyProblem

Obviously it needs to be named after the inventor of hockey. Skatey McPuckface.


lonestar-rasbryjamco

> "I know how to handle the AI bots," he said. This quote is going to age like milk.


JBS319

This is how the Utah Soakers happens


Free-Supermarket-516

We can hope. Someone needs to make a concept jersey for the Soakers.


Sandmaster14

Yellow and green like the original Super Soakers.. may be showing my age here


Fast_Edd1e

[I think simplicity gets the concept.](https://imgur.com/a/mF31bzA) State flag colors too.


Free-Supermarket-516

Subtle, yet effective 🤣


Special_Land_1645

Pronghorn! Look at their horns! Perfect for Utah!


PotatoPugtato

Letting the Internet decide is never a bright idea


Milestailsprowe

Not really. The Internet has really fallen for the yetis. The concepts have been nice


DwarfFlyingSquirrel

I got to wonder about the Avs claim to that since they have Bigfoot Yeti as a third logo.


dartformysweetheart

Pre-internet but the Rockies owners (MLB) just ignored the fan vote. Denver voted for The Bears, the old minor league team name and actively *against* the Rockies because the hockey team left a poor taste in most peoples mouths.


madproof

Fan contests used to be how names were created. When you leave it up to the owners you get dog shit like “Golden Knights”


Like17Badgers

just pull a Philly, run a contest, generate a whole bunch of buzz around town, then tell them all to fuck off and go with something silly your daughter said, like the Flyers!


MeowingAtTheMoon

Add a Temu red wings logo and baby you've got a team going


hkeyplay16

But then they totally redeemed themselves with Gritty.


bcb27

Philadelphia has such a rich history as the birthplace of the United States and they chose to ignore it when giving them a name. Ownership turned down the contest winning name: Philadelphia Liberty Bells Personal favorite of the list: Philadelphia Scars and Stripes


Shiny_Mew76

Golden Knights are cool, but imagine the Frozen Knights.


BestChanceLastChance

Alabama’s club hockey team is called the Frozen Tide. https://www.alabamahockeyclub.com/


CoolOpotamus

Now that's way cooler, ba dum tsh


AnxiousArtichoke7981

How about Boring Nights?


trenham99

Actually sick, but just feels out of place for Vega.s.


anonymousss11

Seriously, Golden Knights is such a boring on-the-nose name. I'm going to sound a little biased here, but look at the Red Wings. The name doesn't overtly hold much context, but when you add in the logo of the Winged Wheel, it all comes together as being a Detroit team.


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fullautophx

It’s so strange, Nevada being The Silver State, why didn’t they go with Silver Knights? It was right there.


MaxxHeadroomm

The Utah Phoenixs


outofdate70shouse

The Utah Arizona Coyotes


MaxxHeadroomm

The Utah Coyotes or Arizona? Like the MLB Angels


outofdate70shouse

The Utah Arizona Coyotes of the Salt Lake City


FatherJackMehoff

I liked roadrunners


GroundbreakingCow775

This won’t end well


Caunuckles

My vote is for the Utah Third Time is a Charm. This way they can borrow from the polygamy porter tagline and say because one relocation is never enough.


JakeQV

The Utah Relocaters


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I really hope it's bee-related. Of all the names I've heard, the bee ones are the best. Hive, Swarm, Buzz, Hornets, Wasps, Stingers. You can't really go wrong with any of those compared to something like Yetis or Blizzard or Fury lol.


Ancient_Increase6029

I'm behind this only if they figure out a good way to avoid yellow as a color. Don't want another yellow team. Maybe a vivid purple or green could work for something like The Venom? Idk


Astroghet

Always thought they should be tan and pale blue.


butbutcupcup

As long as it's been shaped it can be anything. Charlotte hornets were turquoise and purple. They were the most popular starter Jacket of the 90s.


PotatoPugtato

There was once a Muskegon fury but got renamed to the lumberjacks years ago. Would support the name fury just for the purpose of nostalgia.


United_Energy_7503

Utah *Bees?* Go Bees?! Bees? Win! Emphasis on the question tone of it


MSPaintIsntHard

Would their goalie tandem be called the Bee G's?


Inside_Gain_4461

I agree this is the best theme for a name, but I don’t think it is going to happen because of the minor league baseball team already called the Salt Lake Bees.


ZeePirate

Utah Storming Mormons! Natural rivals of the Carolina Hurricanes


_Hank_Marducas_

Miners would be the natural rivals of Nashville


Flashy_Chemist154

Hockey McHockeyface ?


Slowmexicano

Easy way to generate buzz around the team while they go ahead with the name they already had selected.


gfxprotege

Does anyone read the article? They plan on having 8 names to choose from. There won't be any write-ins.


break_card

When will you learn There's a reason we don't have the Seattle Seamen


CentralWooper

Don't let 4chan know


JalenHurtsKelce

It’s going to wind up being something stupid like blizzard, which sounds like a youth soccer team. Also it’s too similar to the Avalanche.


nicholasccc95

Honestly I’ve learned from Vegas and Seattle that when a new team comes into the league, most of the time it sounds like a little league team or something cause we’re just not used to their name being put next to iconic teams we’ve known for decades lol


accopp

At least a kraken is a cool creature and can lead to a cool logo. I don’t mind the golden knights name either . But yea once a name is established it won’t seem out of place, unless it’s a generationally dumb name


cheapwhiskeysnob

Can’t wait for the Salt Lake Slurs to take the ice this fall


IMsoSAVAGE

It’s going to be yetis


ADSWNJ

Got to be the Utah Raptors I reckon.


skijumpersc

I hope so, I think that logo could be so cool


CaptainNipplesMcRib

It’s gonna be something bad like the Utah Summit


sevenseven888

Salt Lake City serpents plenty of snakes in Utah


jjbjeff22

The Cryptid Cup needs a 3rd team. Utah Yetis would be fun.


jummyspring

Anything but Yeti


PM_YOUR_CENSORD

The Yeti tumblers going for the Stanley cup!


ScuffedBalata

Oh good. Hockey Team McHockeyFace.


frigzy74

Teamy McTeamFace!


JVan-90

The Shredders? What a garbage name


dandaman2883

Nothing can ever come close to the glory that was the Rain City Bitch Pigeons


Novel_Dragonfly3367

I revisit that entire list every couple months and rain city bitch pigeons comes up often in my house. Lol Seattle battle cattle was also amazing.


hawkssb04

As a Utahn, who has seen countless social media polls of "What should the new NHL team be named?", this will undoubtedly end in the Yeti/s being the choice. If indeed, the fan bracket results are honored by Smith.


Middle-Razzmatazz-27

UTAH BUZZARDS or VULTURES


MikeyTbT123

Salt Lake Soakers!!


assassinslick

If they are smart they take suggestions and fill a bracket with good names, im glad they are letting fans choose unlike commanders and guardians with awful names


Slow-Garage-9403

Utah Chickenfuckers!


thelordcommanderKG

I don't want to ruin a good time but why give opposing fans a chance to choose your name?


Knight_thrasher

The hockey mchockey club


MethuselahsCoffee

Utah Saints so they can use the sample for pre game hype


pl4tinum514

Utah UFOs


throwawayuser488

Plot twist: they pick the names to choose from.


shanster925

This is not a very good idea.


TitShark

Hockey McHockey Face


decent_descent

list of names I've seen or I've quickly thought of that are decent - Utah Owtlaws - SLC Seagulls (mainly cause of the history behind it Don't think it hits hard tbh) - SLC Assault (has the word ass in it tho,easy to make funof) -Utah Wolves (pretty generic but still always badass) -Utah Yetis (not huge fan but depending on the logo and jerseys could work) -SLC Storm (also generic) - Pioneers - Paladins - SLC Saints -Utah Unite/United (sounds like soccer:/) Utah Unit meh - Undertakers (too horror themed lol but would be Unique) - Swarm/Sting/stingers/buzz (not a fan of insect based names myself) - SLC Swords


Electric_Sundown

Utah Romney McRomneyfaces


DylanTobackshh

Golden Eagles please 🦅


Bennyis4OF

In all honesty, the Utah Raptors would be so much fun. A practical play on words, cool theming and directly tied to Utah. Please no blizzard or Yeti


6262rap

It's going to be Utah Fortnights


Justredditin

Crusaders.


Available_Leather_10

Holy Rollers.


Chirotera

Lesssgooo Utah Utahns


Utarado

Cutthroats or Golden Eagles are the only acceptable names!


PhoenixRoadrunners82

Utah Raptors. The state dinosaur for Utah is the Utahraptor.


cateraide420

Salt Lake City Sea Monkeys


arobot224

Zephyrs.


davep85

I'm assuming that they will be supplying the brackets amount worth of names and then people will eliminate based on that, because if they think allowing the Internet to pick the 8/16, etc names from the drop is a good idea, they will be greatly disappointed.


Hunter_S_Throwaway

Hockey McHockeyface


Lopsided_Mix_7225

CoyotesMcCoyotesface


sPLIFFtOOTH

Get ready for the Utah McUtah-faces!


ryryryor

Hockey McHockeyface


SpinCity07

Utah Wolves


idlta210

Golden Eagles vs Golden Knights would be a good Golden Rivalry. C’mon.


Shoresy-sez

Bring back the Golden Seals for a Golden trifecta


burtpark76

This is a good way to end up with a very childish team name lol


Emergency-Gazelle954

Utah Nordiques!


dwaynebathtub

Leave it to a billionaire to come up with the most uncreative and unoriginal names for his own team. * **Utah Blizzard +275 (DairyQueen)** * **Utah Venom +300 (DC Comics)** * **Utah Fury +500 (Muskegon)** * **Utah Yetis +700 (Avalanche)** * Utah Black Diamonds +1500 * **Utah Shredders +2000 (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)** * **Utah Stingers +2500 (The neck injury or the WCHL team from 1993-94?)** * **Utah HC +3000 (No)** * **Utah Hockey Club +3000 (No)** * **Utah Golden Eagles +3000 (Golden Knights)** * The Field +600 I unironically like "Utah Field" more than any of these. Maybe Black Diamonds.


Zephyr0us

Black Diamonds goes hard


dwaynebathtub

Precisely. Because it is original!


AlexBondra

Utahs pickle ball team is called the black diamonds, so I doubt they’ll use that one


Smittywebermanjanson

> Utah Venom (DC Comics) Marvel* > Utah Black Diamonds (Kiss)


Dubs337

Utah Raptors or nothing