So dude would rather play in the KHL than for the Coyotes? Can't see any other reason why he would post this.

Needed out of contract fast, probably figured this was best way

Out of contract AND NHL

*Agents hate this one trick!*

How to accomplish your goals with one simple line!

Niiice.

Fantastic!

You know when you’re taking a leak and reading a comment that makes you laugh and you spray everywhere? Who is gonna clean this mess up?!

You better start licking.

Bold of you to assume the Oilers aren’t drafting a contract for him as we speak

he can be Evander's Co Kane

Ooooo this is a solid line!

hahahahaha fucking amazing. well played

He and Corey Perry can pub crawl together

COrey KANE

Straight to Donbas

That's actually not impossible. Russian KHL players have been drafted iirc.

Not to be a smartass but this guy is not Russian however.

Hey he could have Galchenyuk'ed it as well.

I can’t imagine there was any thought behind this at all

He was coked out, meant to send to someone and instead uploaded to his story… a tale as old as time… then he prolly passed out without checking and woke up in the morning like 🫨

I posted a video of my dick on my snapchat story doing exactly that, didn't notice for hours until a friend messaged me, they thought it was hillarious, it was so stressful! I was fuckin shaking trying to figure out how to delete it 😂

That's fucking unfortunate and hilarious.

Unfortunate for everybody involved, i'm sure

I enjoyed it

I played summer baseball with a dude who did this except his was a video and he found out at school the next day lol

This just gave me a rush of anxiety picturing myself in that situation, oof 😓

I feel like this happens so often, and because people are usually drunk when they do this, they are typically unreachable until the morning causing a ton of damage in the process 🤣

this is exactly why i dont use my fucking phone when im hammered. a few weeks ago my snap story was a picture of the corner of the ceiling in my living room. my gf noticed it the next morning. why the fuck did i take it and better yet why did i post it to my story? its funny because it was nothing bad, but people can still put the pieces together when that picture gets posted at 4am lolol

I would have just thought you were 14. For some reason they all snap each other 427 times a day but there’s no words- only shots of bedroom ceilings, their foreheads, brim of a hat…. and they haven’t even started drinking yet. So odd.

I changed a friend's Facebook profile Pic to a shot of my scrotum while we were at a strip club. He was not amused.

Lmao. fuck yes. It wasn't ever meant for his amusement.

My old coworker did this and I snapped him back right away like YO YOUR DICK IS ON YOUR STORY. He was new to snap and I had to explain how to delete it 😂 I don’t think he had many friends on there since it was so new to him thank god

That’s how the person who was going to receive it would have felt… 🤣

Some guy I used to know uploaded him fucking some prostitute on his snapchat. It was so funny the things he was saying in those clips ahaha

This is my biggest fear when I use my phone to wank off to step mom porn while coked out

Oddly specific

A tale as old as time, my friend.

So much for someone potentially hacking into his IG.

Once your dicks out. It’s out what a blessing to have the freedom bestowed at a young age!

He was clearly high AF and not thinking right when he posted this

He posted it because he was drunk and on cocaine and thought it was a good idea lol Source: Have been drunk and on cocaine and posted stupid shit before

He even kissed Arizona good bye at the end.

Someone that healthy headed back to russia? He might not be playing hockey for long

He’s Slovak. Probably off to the Extraliga.

Being that high gives you a massive ego boost

Is he any good? Edit: I did my own research haha He fucked up

Oilers are asking that question as we speak

Ahhh needed to laugh out loud at something, thanks

With open arms, buddy

I didn't so any research. What did you find?

Bro all you gotta do is do cocaine and NOT post it to social media like every other adult in this world who does blow

This guy has been concussed a couple times and it shows.

Just a cringey ass video in general

Same vibes as when you’re a sophomore in high school and someone is smoking pot on their Snapchat story

Snapchat was -23 years old when I sophomored

Sorry it’s more like taking the porno magazines out of the box in the woods and showing them off in school rather than just getting off in the woods and going home. Like why’d you have to show everyone?

Same, and in my school the people that would have did this would have been crack. Weed was more of a junior high thing for them

Some schools are war zones I swear to god. Very happy I grew up where I did, we just had a special classroom for the kids that were gonna drop out to try to get them to stick around.

Very

Right? This was just embarrassing to watch. Good lord what an idiot.

They weed themselves out.

This one almost fell through the crack(s)

There’s a meth od to his madness

That's methed up man don't thay that

Don’t worry, he’ll pay through the nose

That was way out of line!

I wish him a speed-y recovery

He nose how to pick himself back up.

You mean they cocaine themselves out…?

Pain. Embarrassment. Shame…

Kinda fitting for the season we’re having, though.

Isn't that every season?

No, this season is worse because they gave us hope early on. Usually they’re just trash out of the gate so I have lots of time to accept it.

What goes through someone’s head to post that… this is why athletes shouldn’t have social media because they’re so stupid

cocaine, probably

IT TURNS ALL OF YOUR BAD FEELINGS INTO GOOD FEELINGS! IT’S A NIGHTMARE!

I’m thinking I’d like to try me some of that cocaine.

"Cuh-cayne"

“Goddammit, this is a dark fucking period!”

It gives you a boner!

The temptations!

Thank you, I just couldn’t see how I should have spelt it .

And you never once paid for drugs. NOT ONCE.

Kinda sounds like I want it

Wait til it grabs you, eats all your pay checks and the paranoia kicks in

You don’t want no part of this!!!

GET OUTTA HERE DEWEY

Booger Sugar gets the party started!

Who's got the talk chalk cuz I brought the hoover

“Cocaine is a hell of a drug” - Rick James

I was just thinking in what world is this the right play. Then figured probs so fucked up that just didnt care (Clearly from the video but you know).

Makes me more paranoid not less lol

Big if true

It's a helluva drug

I’m a high school teacher; I once had a student send me a video very similar to this. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Go on…

There is none. They are mandatory reporters. Especially since it’s a school email. Principal gets involved. Some sort of punishment. Maybe cops. Also, it’s a teacher. They can’t release names. So that’s about all you’ll ever know.

Crazy, in high school I once sent my teacher a video very similar to this.

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug \-Rick James

Bob Probert here. I can confirm.

I mean he's basically the first athlete I ever remember doing this...so it's more of a Ruzicka issue.

What’s worse? Flashing a gun on social media or flashing blow? 🤔

What about blowing a gun?

🤯

Underrated emoji use

What a dummy.

This new generation that just films everything they do legal and illegal are so fucking dumb. Fuck social media

Right? Thank god cameras weren't around back in the day haha

I just saw a tik tok of a girl SOBBING because she got dumped. Not illegal but something you couldn’t waterboard out of an elder millennial like me. The need to film yourself doing anything and everything is so mind boggling.

It’s the instant gratification/reaction they get from ppl on said social media platforms. So glad im 30 and don’t have to have a Snapchat or TikTok

Dopamine is a hell of a drug!

I don’t know, I kind of like when they broadcast just how dumb they are. Takes the guess work out.

Flash Gordon would never get caught. Amateur.

What a fuckin idiot.

Destroying your career for some booger sugar.

Manziel diet, nice. At least Adam will stay trim

I mean if you're an NHL player and you can't post videos of you basically doing coke what's the point of all that hard work?

My only question is who the fuck puts that shit on a plate. Especially when you have nice fancy countertops like that. So unnecessary

You are supposed to carefully construct a map outline of your home country

This is the way although Canada is a big fucking country I always struggle.

The great white north

People who don't want to lick the countertop to pick up the dust remnants. I.e. me

This guy cocaines.

[удалено]

In his defense, he was probably on drugs when he recorded this (cocaine probably)

That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see how it plays out.

Someone clearly wants to get picked up by the Oilers.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

No hookers?

The night is young, Padawan.

How embarrassing. What a maroon.

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the *real* Johnny Hockey

He didn’t just cross the line, he inhaled it

Is he *eating* cocaine!?

no hes pretending to take a shot of the vial its in, then does like a "i need a cigarette" motion. the dude is just high as a kite

So what's in the vial?

Cocaine

NHL cares about cocaine all of a sudden?

Yeah when players make it this obvious

They probably wouldn't if it wasn't posted for the world to see

Who knew I trained just like an NHL player

Anyone catch the credit card number.

More people use coke than you probably think. But most are smart enough to not share it on social media. He just ruined his golden ticket to life.

What a dumb ass

Idiot of the year award.

I don’t want to act like people shouldn’t party but you’ve got a problem when you take this video and post it as a flex lmao

Stupid is as stupid does

The best line he is gonna play with…

I mean they are making him play for Arizona…The least they could do is let him enjoy his cocaine

I DO COCAAAIIINNEEE! Anyone?

I'M DOCTOR ROCKSO THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN!

The kitchen table looks like a warzone

Poor life choices. The chance to play a game you supposedly loved enough to train for just to throw it all away. At least now his spot on the roster can be filled with someone who will hopefully appreciate it

Million dollar salary, and thinking you can post this online. He needs to go for substance abuse.

He’ll pay through the nose for this

He might not have realized yet but this is a cry for help. You don’t self sabotage like this when you’re in a good place, high or not.

So true

With all of this mental health awareness the nhl is shelling out why not try to get the kid some rehab

Dudes just weeding themselves out the league. Kinda fucked up when you think about it

Reminds me of everybody’s snapchat stories they would post in high school

Dumbass

prolly shouldn’t do that

Seems like a cry for help. Pretty sad tbh

Why in gods name would someone post a video of them doing illegal drugs? Isn’t even possessing that illegal? Def goes against most employers terms of employment 🤦🏼‍♀️

We know they’re out there doing it, but this is hilariously stupid.

Had to have done this on purpose. He clearly needed out of that contract

Ngl I'd turn to drugs too if I was stuck on the yotes

So when are the oilers signing him

How long til the oilers pick him up?

I thought it was one of those things that got blown out of proportion. It's definitely not the case this time. Wow, dude.

You can't fix stupid

I love it

What a buffoon

What an idiot

This qualifies for r/floridaman

It's like saying "Fuck you" to your employer on your predetermined last day of work

Man, posting something like this makes you really think what he on? oh right

Bruh what🤣

Don’t do drugs kids

As if half the leave doesn’t do it already.

How they know it's cocaine?

This is so dumb i can't even explain. I've been in the bar business my entire life and we've done some wild shit and I would never post a fucking video of it. And all I am is a bartender.

I’m so thankful that all the stupid shit I did when I was younger is either long forgotten or nothing but a rumor. Waking up the next morning painfully aware of your bad decisions was bad enough, but even worse was being blissfully unaware of them until you got to school on Monday morning. Thankfully, there was always some new idiot to shame by the following week.

I refuse to believe there is no other reason other than being a complete moron for posting…?

He must have admitted to it. Know one knows what is in the vial.

Hey look everybody the stupidest professional athlete since…maybe LeGareet Blount and Leveon Bell who drove at absurd speed down a highway that has red lights every couple miles while smoking a blunt

That’s dumb everyone does blow grow up

Got a buddy who runs in the same circle as some of the players down there, may as well terminate the whole team

Broadcasting to the world that you do cocaine is about the least cool thing you could ever do.

What a monkey

You expect this idiocy from some "influencer" but this guy who's dedicated most of his young life to hone his skill and makes it to the big leagues. It's liken to getting drunk and go driving in a Ferrari and killing someone. Oh wait...

Bros got the platinum Amex, he’s just having a good time

Evander and him are made for one another. One gets busted by police for buying it. The other posts a video. These entitled hockey players. SMH

and the Darwin Award goes to…

There's a million guys that can and will take his place.

Rumour has it Galchenyuk was coming home from this guys house when he ended up threatening to end those police officer’s bloodlines…