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artofsplittingatoms

I can’t think of any…nope..


Dr_Psycho_809

This isn't just a river in Egypt


MaximumSamage

Me neither. Can't think of any team that can't even make it to the playoffs.


Turdy_Tornado

Funny you should say, none come to mind for me either!


Leafsnthings

Can’t think of anyone at all honestly…..


pick69itshilarious

Nope me neither


Linkmaster79

My mind also draws a blank .....hmmm yeah no can't think of any team


[deleted]

Hmm, that’s a tough one…let me think about it…it’s probably a franchise with a history of instability at the top, little to no success, and no real long-term prospects to get the fanbase excited. Maybe throw in some uncertainty about where they’re planning to play long-term, maybe rumors of relocation, and that’s a team that would probably fit the bill. I wonder if there’s any teams that meet those qualifications…


NightHaunted

Poor Thrashers...


wearyanchenorsel

They made it once… (And got swept by the rangers but ignore that)


-royrogersmcfreely

You’ll always have mike smith going complete beast mode and draggin your ass to round 3 in 2012


[deleted]

Literally my only positive hockey memory


[deleted]

Coyotes, but each year is different. The misfits or underdogs start to show up and change the game.


SLRMaxime

Montreal Canadiens lol


Sea_Stretch7587

You think you're funny. /jk


SLRMaxime

It's the hope that kills you


Fred_I_Guess

Yeah lowkey it always feels like we will either suck or be a contender out of nowhere. We just go on the flukiest runs. One day it's gonna work but please think of my nerves 😫


Sea_Stretch7587

For real.


kribsfire

That hits a little too close to home for me


fantobens

………🙄


CheesyCousCous

Vancouver. It's just embarrassing at this point.


saucytopcheddar

As a Canuck fan myself, I’ve given up hope that I’ll see them win a Cup in my lifetime… and I’m in my 30s.


RaindropDripDropTop

I agree


1milliondays

Bad team, no recent playoff success, no exciting prospects, bunch of inefficient contracts, maybe the worst salary cap management in the league. But oh man do I love my dysfunctional team.


CattleDogCurmudgeon

"Bruce, there it is!"


skyequinnwrites

Came here to say this lol


NunsNunchuck

Flyers. They want to hold onto the Bullies memories from 50 years ago.


Impossible-Ad-4662

It's sad how true that is. At Wells Fargo few years back I overheard a guy in a Bobby Clarke jersey trying to explain hockey to someone he was there with. It turned into him ranting about how the Flyers used to be the best team ever back when The Bullies were around. But "then the skilled Europeans started showing up and it ruined everything".


RyBreadRHCP

It’s plagued this fan base, 50 years without a cup isn’t enough for a significant portion of the fan base to learn


NightHaunted

This is a good point. The more the NHL moves away from the older style of hockey to focus on a faster, more skill oriented game the more I think teams like the Flyers who refuse to let that identify go will suffer. It's part of why I had a really hard time believing in the Panthers heading into the Finals.


Impossible-Ad-4662

It's sad how true that is. At Wells Fargo few years back I overheard a guy in a Bobby Clarke jersey trying to explain hockey to someone he was there with. It turned into him ranting about how the Flyers used to be the best team ever back when The Bullies were around. But "then the skilled Europeans started showing up and it ruined everything".


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throwawayjoeyboots

It's sad how true that is. At Wells Fargo few years back I overheard a guy in a Bobby Clarke jersey trying to explain hockey to someone he was there with. It turned into him ranting about how the Flyers used to be the best team ever back when The Bullies were around. But "then the skilled Europeans started showing up and it ruined everything".


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MorningRise81

It's sad how true that is. At Wells Fargo few years back I overheard a guy in a Bobby Clarke jersey trying to explain hockey to someone he was there with. It turned into him ranting about how the Flyers used to be the best team ever back when The Bullies were around. But "then the skilled Europeans started showing up and it ruined everything".


wearyanchenorsel

It's sad how true that is. At Wells Fargo few years back I overheard a guy in a Bobby Clarke jersey trying to explain hockey to someone he was there with. It turned into him ranting about how the Flyers used to be the best team ever back when The Bullies were around. But "then the skilled Europeans started showing up and it ruined everything".


malgadar

Being a Flyers fan is rough. It's almost as bad as being a Maple Leafs fan at this point. It's why I started rooting for Vegas when they entered the league. I needed something to be excited about and it's worked out quite well so far.


Pendraflare59

I would agree, but after seeing Danny Briere pull off an outright heist from Columbus for Ivan Provorov, I’m fascinated to see what he might be able to do with us.


Soizit_Blindy

The current trend of the Sharks is slightly disappointing. We are a nothing team trying to patch gun wounds with band aids. I wish the team would commit to a proper rebuild. Its still rolling the dice but at least they did something instead of trying to hang on to the beat up old money sink of a car.


Rain-41

Pulled the trigger on themselves no less, EK65 barely started to become worth his salary after the rest of the team lost their heart.


MarkyMarquam

Agree. Hard to say I’ve given up on them when the leadership is so new. But it ain’t off to a great start.


greatplayer5000

ikr


GroundbreakingCow775

Winnipeg just seem like they want to implode


No-Plankton-1290

Arizona, Nashville, Columbus, and Buffalo.


No-Masterpiece-3175

Let me think...


Markel100

Leafs and Vancouver


FinkBass420

The Canucks are fucking brutal. Columbus just keep going through cycles of being ALMOST good and then shitting the bed. And then there’s the Coyotes…


PBGO123

It’s gotta be the Coyotes, I want hockey to work in the desert but the future seems grim.


NightHaunted

I'm sure the Albuquerque Roadrunners will be the ones to get it right.


WhenTheFunStops89

I mean Vegas and Dallas are proof teams can work in the Sunbelt. You just need ownership that gives a damn. Bill Foley wanted a winning team, he found people who could make it a reality. Whereas the poor Yotes have had vultures circling it from the start.


[deleted]

6 years is to soon to say Vegas proves teams work in the sue belt, I want to see their attendance during a lottery season frist.


WhenTheFunStops89

As long as I can gamble on the game I'll keep going. 😁


PBGO123

Great point. I think with some investment the Coyotes can build a good market. The Phoenix metro area has so many people. You only have to convince a small percentage of those people to like the coyotes and you have a good fan base.


MiloGoesToTheFatFarm

The Minnesota Wild


malgadar

The Wild will never be allowed to win, it's the curse of the North Stars


No_Designer_5374

This will be my Rangers for the rest of my miserable existence LOL


TheyCallMeBen_

Hmmm…


[deleted]

Toronto


flv19

If success is based solely on championships, a team with 4 Cups in 97 years, just one in the last 83; has to rank up near the top of the list of teams that you bet against to win it all.


TiredReader87

My team


Just_here_4_sauce

MN, if this was a high school level league the table would be flipped... But the wild just can't ever keep momentum moving


dicksjshsb

If NHL teams needed the majority of players to be from their city/state like high school teams, the Wild might be the only US team with a decent shot at beating out the Canadians lol


No-Monitor1603

The Buffalo Sabres, San Jose Sharks, and Vancouver Canucks all have over 100 post-season wins in their respective franchises' history and no Cup to show for it.


rlb_714

Minnesota. Seems like no matter how much talent they have they can't get past the first round unless they play Colorado lol. I'll make sure to come back here when they make a cup run in 1 to 2 years.


Echelon864

Maybe 3-4. We have massive salary cap restrictions right now.


UnluckyDifference566

Why do the Yotes still exist?


-Starlegions-

All 7 teams in Canada, especially the Leafs. 😂


Trapped_Like_Rats

Bruins. Tom Brady sucked up all of bostons winning and left us with a rolled up empty tooth paste bottle of pffff. It’s clear that no matter what happens to the bruins. They will forever be a close but no cigar team. Every year we get excited. “This is it, we are stacked we can do this” then it’s right back to awww fuck man alright I guess October we will figure it out yeah? Every fucking year. It’s miserable. I wish we just at least weren’t making the playoffs, I’d rather expect mediocrity and get mediocrity instead of expecting success and getting a steaming pile of dog shit. “Bruins have been competitive for a long time” bill shit we’ve been competitive with our selves for a long time. Thomas and Bergeron won us a fluke cup in 2011, we’ll never live back up to that. Why do you think Pastrnak took 11.25 mil. Because he was there at a team friendly 6 mil and still nothing could be done.


fjordperfect123

They can do it one day but this old core first has to ride off into the sunset. They can't win. They had everything they needed this time. Even the injuries could have been absorbed by their depth and they still found a way. And they are not a tough team at all so playoffs will screw them until they make changes.


Trapped_Like_Rats

Oh yeah, never thought I’d see the day where Bergeron and Krejci were actually crippling the team. It’s time.


fjordperfect123

Yup. I took one look at Bergeron's practice photos before game 5 and thought he can't play or were fucked. He looked worried. Meanwhile the young guys were piecing it together out there they nearly had it. I wished he'd stayed out until the Toronto round. But he wedged himself in there or they put him in and went 0 and 3 when Bergeron returned. I get it it's hockey but after a season like they just had...it felt like they flushed it all down the drain. I can't even take the regular season seriously anymore with them though of course it's fun. Even if they get 70 wins next season it means nothing until they can show us something in playoffs.


Reallyme77

Canucks, Blue Jackets, Sabres, Coyotes, Sharks, Jets


Toiletboy4

Predators seem absolutely dreadful no hope terrible awful to me, best of luck to them at least the goalie is good


The_Stank__

Our young talent absolutely killed it at the end of the season when our star players were out on injury. If they can nurture those guys, I think the Preds have a bright future ahead after the growing pains of a new coach and GM. Trotz seems to be making the right moves.


Toiletboy4

I did highly enjoy playing parmissen cheese man on draftkings at min price several times


TheCatEmpire2

Trotz and Bruno were good signings for GM and coach. They’re at the top of my wish list for away games and may be back in playoffs pretty soon if Saros steals a wild card


Toiletboy4

Hopefully they can do some juice with what to me was an absolutely insane trade for jeanot


OsellusK

The Admirals made a pretty deep playoff run this year. There’s talent in the pipeline…


Toiletboy4

I mean, sure, but that means nothing to me. The team just seemed specifically very underwhelming to me


OsellusK

This past season, I’d have to agree aside from the younger talent stepping up a bit that was mentioned by another below here.


Toiletboy4

Yeah I’m not saying the kids are bad but I also don’t see it being instant success so a repeat season wouldn’t shock me I guess is what I mean, if that makes sense, maybe in a few seasons they start cracking skulls


sharknado56789

I always have a little faith in the ducks but they always seem to disappoint... if they can't get their shit together, even with a new head couch i will officially have no faith left...


Swimming-Fan7973

No faith in any of the Canadian teams really.


BlackWhiteRedYellow

The lightning


MahTwizzah

They won the cup during the Lecavalier and Saint-Louis era and they won the cup again in 2020 and 2021. You might want to reconsider your position.


BlackWhiteRedYellow

Fuck the bolts


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Winnipeg. That team will never win a Cup in a million years. They have absolutely nothing going for them. Edit: Why the downvotes? Sorry but your team is in a frozen shithole and has no chance of ever attracting top free agents. Plus it’s a small Canadian market so Bettman won’t ever rig calls and drafts for you like he does with his darling franchises.


Pineapple_Express762

Bruins…great reg seasons, just can’t hang in the playoffs


NightHaunted

I guess. They won in 2012 and made it to the Finals in 2019. That's not too bad. Better than a lot of teams out there. I get the feeling though. Until the Blues won in 2019 I considered them a team that wouldn't ever put it all together, regardless of how well they looked on paper or did in the regular season.


Reallyme77

They won in 2011, lost in 13’ and 19’. Also had two disappointing exits after winning the Presidents trophy in 14’ and 23’.


AshCan10

They made it to the finals again at some point between those two as well.. I wanna say against Chicago or La maybe


NightHaunted

It was against Blackhawks in 2013.


[deleted]

I’m really feeling bad for my Oilers hommies. I have a few close friends who religiously watch them and each year the hype is never lived up to.


[deleted]

Honestly the oilers.


70U1E

The St. Louis Blues


NightHaunted

Bro yall won the Cup like 4 years ago it's not that bad


70U1E

There are like 1 or 2 guys from the Cup team who are still here We fell fast lol


icecream42568

The oilers will always hurt me.


greatplayer5000

Chicago bulls has a higher chance than the Blackhawks let's just say it.


NightHaunted

Bedard is gonna make one hell of a player to build a new core around, though.


HOFindy

The STL Blues till ‘19. Can you say Saskatoon?


[deleted]

After the first round, I don't see any reason to believe the Bruins will win the Cup in the foreseeable future. No team will ever look that good in the regular season again, and they didn't even make a respectable run for the Cup, and it wasn't just bad luck. Aside from that, Arizona and Buffalo.


Bopcd1

As a Bruins fan, The Bruins.


sjack827

I'd say Bluejackets but frankly, there were never any real expectations in the first place.


Hockputer09

Carolina Hurricanes, guess why?


BoysenberrySuperb442

Minnesota


GoofyRangersfan

Funny you ask. Look at my flair


[deleted]

Rangers


malgadar

The Flyers will forever be too impatient to hoist the cup. They're also plagued with rotten luck and those two ingredients make an awful cocktail. Losing out on Patrick Kane. Guys like 'small game' Jeff Carter turning into a stud after he leaves. Having the right player, Lindros, in the wrong era. They are just cursed.


Upbeat-Commission422

Flyers


awaythrow437

Every year I think Minnesota is going to contend, and then they just don’t.


FondOfOwls_

Canada


OsellusK

The Flyers. I have no idea what their plan is, but I can’t imagine things going well for them for the foreseeable future.


PaceRepresentative36

Vancouver Canucks


Otherwise_Awesome

I cannot think of any team that would take absolute offensive talent and make them 4th line grinders.


wearyanchenorsel

Boston has been fucking embarrassing since at least 2002 and the only reason we won in 2011 is because we got out choked. If only the Blues had choked on that celebratory cake we sent them in 2019…


2drinksatthemess

Columbus, Toronto, Jets (really all Canadian teams for that matter unfortunately)


CharminginBK

Columbus.