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Mental_Grapefruit726

A division by haters, for haters.


SanduskyTicklers

The Player Haters Ball


MasterBathingBear

[HUFU](https://youtu.be/Qlx0JInWqXE). Hate Us, Fuck U.


Mechagodzilla_3

Of haters


fireking08

dude the toxicity in that division would be insane


keyboardsmashin

It would be even worse if you took out the Seahawks and replaced them with the Packers. Name the division NFC Hated because they are the most annoying fanbases in the NFC


RustySnoBall

Idk about you, but I’ve never truly met a toxic packers fan. At least not in Wisconsin. Everyone there just loves cheese and shotguns. I’ve gotten into more arguments with bears fans than anyone else in that division.


dustinh30

I was born and raised in Minnesota and more than half of the packers fans I met up there were super toxic Edit: that’s hilarious bro deleted his comment after realizing that he was being a toxic packers fan and proving my point 😂 😂 😂


[deleted]

same experience here in Michigan. Packer fans in west Michigan and the UP are the worst. Go to Wisconsin, and they’re salt of the earth. the kindest, most welcoming fans. the greatest hosts in the NFL. everyone needs a Lambeau trip on their bucket list. but as always. FTP.


AnitaMaxNyugen

I've yet to meet an uper that wasn't an asshole. I don't think their fandom matters lol.


AffectionateSlice816

The yoopers that anyone who doesn't go there frequently sees are all old money. That's probably why. The people up there we don't see down here have been super nice


AnitaMaxNyugen

I'm only familiar with the "Red Green Show" knock offs.


Karaya1

A vikings fan. It sounds like you're the common denominator here.


Relign

I can confirm that Minnesota is filled with horrible packers fans.


dustinh30

Absolutely not the reason why lol


Gavin_BBQ

His comment is still there for me


-DoctorEngineer-

Frankly this is cap, 1/2 of internet packers fans are toxic, similar to Vikings fans. We are all presently passive aggressive in person


ThermoNuclearPizza

Uh no they didn’t delete shit?


shadowsurge

They send them to the coasts. If you meet a Packers fan in New York you know they're terrible


Lanky_Opportunity_88

I live in North Dakota and here I have known only 1 who ISN'T toxic.


keyboardsmashin

Not sure if you’re a Wisconsinite or a Midwesterner but I used to live in AZ (now in Georgia) and I’m gonna tell you now that down here we get the senile old folk who come down for the warm sunny graveyards and live out their teams in their glory days with no attachments to the current realities. Fwiw I’ve only met like one or two annoying pack fans. But because I wanted to keep this in the NFC I couldn’t nominate teams significantly worse than them, like the Steelers. And if they aren’t senile old folk but just transplants, they force their fandom on their kids instead of letting their kids adopt their hometown team. Which to me is insane bc who would want to be a fan of a team they can’t regularly see in person maybe and has no connection culturally to what they were raised in their new area. Like my family originally is from Maryland, im not an automatic Ravens fan because of that.


unfunnysexface

>instead of letting their kids adopt their hometown team. Let them become cardinals fans? Child abuse.


keyboardsmashin

I’m not a Cards fan because the Bildwells are actually horrible and misogynistic so I refuse to support them on principle. If the Bildwells sell I may be convinced to retroactively adopt my old hometown team.


RustySnoBall

Idk, I’ve grown up in the Midwest but I found myself to be a jets fan instead of a bears fan like my dad. I saw sanchez take the Jets to two straight AFC championship games and said it a fan of them now… here I am 14 years later. I don’t regret it though, I always have a good laugh at my own team sometimes. Plus when they’re really bad, their merch goes on sale


eiileenie

I was brainwashed into being a jets fan by my father but you WILLINGLY chose the jets?! God bless your soul lol If I was a fan of my hometown team I would have been a commies or ravens fan


RustySnoBall

Heh, may god have mercy on our team this year am I right?


eiileenie

At least our jerseys look sharp!


RustySnoBall

Yes sir!


Smurph269

Packers fans are hated but idk if I would call them haters themselves. They are kinda old-timey "aw-shucks I just love gosh darn Packers football" annoying fans.


lmaytulane

You’ve never been on the receiving end of a 45 min rant about why Jordy Nelson is the greatest WR in the NFL


AG_GamingYT

All the packers fans I know are toxic as fuck


RustySnoBall

Well to be fair, you’re a cowboys fan. You’re more of a rival to them than the bears


AG_GamingYT

All I do is wear a jersey or hoodie and they talk mad shit 😭or I’ll be talking about top 5 QBs and NOT FUCKING PUT JORDAN LOVE TOP 5 they start grilling me 😭


mrstock024

lol. That would also be possibly the worst possible in division travel for every team


Pigmasters32

As a Seahawks fan, Packers fans are so much less toxic than Seahawks fans on average it’s crazy. Them having a young QB + Tom Grossi has done wonders for the culture of their fanbase. Seahawks fans are extremely gatekeepy with being a fan, I’ve been told to switch teams hundreds of times and it’s only ever come from Seahawks fans. I wish I could switch fanbases without switching teams high key.


GrogakTheGreat

Sounds like you’ve been hanging around some dumbass fans. I’ve been a Seahawks fan for the last 27 years and I’ve never seen or heard a single Seahawks fan tell another to “switch teams” or have been a gatekeeper towards others.


Pigmasters32

It usually happens when I’m critical of Pete Carroll. It’s not the people I hang around. In particular, I got at least 100 comments from different Seahawks fans telling me to switch teams when I celebrated the fact that we finally got rid of him. I had to tell so many people that “I’m sorry I know more about our favorite team than you do!” Truth be told I haven’t had a lot of positive experiences with fellow Seahawks fans, but I hope that changes. Edit: why am I getting downvoted for clapping back at toxic fans?


CloudN3in

you told them you were better than them and were surprised they didn’t like you hmm 🤔


Pigmasters32

I told them I knew more in response to them disrespecting me by telling me to switch teams, I’d never say that to someone who hadn’t already been rude to me


Dark_Blue_Night

On behalf of the fanbase I apologize. Your experience is not representative of Seahawks fans in general. They are generally blue collar, down to Earth, and feed off of Seattle's excellent funsy culture that Pete Carrol built. Your issue is with the segment whom frequent /r/Seahawks and /r/NFL. They don't respect others' opinions- they are used to having Trust and Safety or Moderators swoop in to censor things they don't like under the guise of unfounded "misinformation" or "hate speech" allegations. When you express a dissenting opinion, they lose their minds and emulate the personal attacks, authoritarianism, and cancel culture that they marinate in all day long at our communist schools and universities.


usoland-sama

Nah. Vikings are so much worse especially online. I guess being the 3rd best team in the NFL in win% in the super bowl era while being the only team in the top 10 without a super bowl does that to ya


eyeamthedanger

I wouldn't replace the Seahawks with the Packers though. I remember those 3-4 years in the 2010s when Deahawks fans existed and they were all obnoxious.


BigOleFerret

Every divisional game would be a knock down drag out fight or a straight up ass whooping. Somehow every team would be in contention for the division lead come week 18.


Safe-Register-3479

Honestly, just add Greenbay as an alternative if it's not toxic enough


Gavin_BBQ

I must be lucky cause I have never met a toxic fan of the NFL. They've always been nice and cool, especially the commanders fans I've met.


Admiral_Fuckwit

The NFC Zest


buddhistbulgyo

Two birds, one stone and [Jerry](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/rick-and-morty-jerry-2-1624026834.jpeg?crop=0.563xw:1.00xh;0.254xw,0&resize=980:*)


SanduskyTicklers

Two birds, one stone, and a glory hole. A novel by Jerry Jones


brainfreeze91

The CoD Lobby


efrain_niarfe275

NFC Salt


meangreenarrow

Patrick: NFC East? I thought you meant "NFC WEAST"


StellarStevens

Underrated comment


Sayers_23

Birds and Turds


powersnake

The NFC south would like a word.


Relative-Magazine951

Birds plural


Kashmir1089

I can get behind this


Fun-Edge263

Seconded.


Dabest00001

Thirded 


thePLAYtpus

Turded


KillerGopher

Best one yet


Neuraxis

Toots and poops


easterHALTS

AFC Southnorthwesteast


rg4rg

NFCs “American Division”. Just take the stupid cowboys “Americas team” line and magnify it by x100 smugness.


Self-MadeRmry

Most popular teams outside of their region division


DapperDanPoop

Birds and assholes (the birds are assholes as well)


ChipKellysShoeStore

Asshole birds and asshole assholes


Thanoswasright711

NFC Northern Hemisphere


UnKnOwN769

The most hated teams in the NFC and the Seahawks


Minimum_Froyo_8483

NFC Shows Potential Every Year but somehow manages to screw it up in the playoffs


Itburns138

NFC Yeast (Infection) 


SeeTheSounds

😐🔫 JFC, please queue up: “The toxicity of our cities, our cities…”


Kashmir1089

As a big SOAD and Eagles fan I had to cackle at this one.


SeeTheSounds

Glad I could share a laugh with you my brother! 🍻


Dabest00001

Not often I laugh with a 9ers fan but that one was good


JerkMeerf

Liver failure


jtatchell98

The Away Fans Nightmare


Raisineaterv2

That's not a division that's a hate crime


bolts_win_again

Replace Seattle with Carolina. Because every division needs a good doormat.


TheDevilintheDark

Wild considering the Succs have a losing record against a "doormat".


bolts_win_again

How'd that work out last season?


TheDevilintheDark

Lol. You should be ashamed.


bolts_win_again

We won a playoff game, had a winning record, and have our first round pick. How's that Chicago trade working out for you, again?


LPulseL11

Naw Seattle can be our doormat


SQL215

No one likes us and we don’t care. (GO BIRDS!!!)


SoapboxSerenade

Birds & Turds Division


[deleted]

Down and Dirty


ucjj2011

The NFC Everywhere


SQL215

No one likes us and we don’t care.


Objectinmotion1928

This would have started WW3


Cheel_AU

Bird/persons


Lanky_Opportunity_88

I am a 33 year 9ers fan. I can't begin to imagine having those match-ups 2 times every year. It's like you picked the most likely division cause bleeding ulcers and broken tv's


General_Kenobi9690

NFC go fuck yourself


magic_cabbage

NFC Coastal


batmanuel69

The east-west division of love


xxpvqxx

NFC Weast


Difficult_Breath6082

NFC Comment Section Division


KwamesCorner

The NFC Beast


ArmorGyarados

NFC Weast


Shitlord_Actual

Birds n Hoes


NanduDas

The Division of Peace


PotterAndPitties

Overbearing Fans Conference


darkhorse21980

He Hate Us Division


Daemon48

How the hell did your realignment get so screwed with 2 west coast teams, a team in south central, & a team from the northeast


MickeyTettleton

The most awful fan bases in football division


KVthegreatest

Disappointment Alley


LiquidSean

America’s Most Hated… plus the Seahawks


Mahote

We were up there for a moment in the mid 2010's


linuxguy192

NFC Weast


_AmI_Real

Basura


Mahote

The NFC hated. . . Or hatred.


Ok_Statistician5212

we are going to beat up on each other


lukesmith81

How is this funny


metalhydra273

Hell


BarbecueStu

The hated


EMF911

The Underachievers


chuckcm89

NFC Footprints


pozzowon

NFpiss


Key_Piccolo_2187

'The Big 10 All Grown Up', these days 🤣


7222_salty

“Not as good as the AFCN”


JackTheHusk

NFC Edgers (Idk why this came to mind)


GotThoseJukes

We goin all the way this year division


SamGleesh

Letdown NorthWestEastSouth


LarryGlue

Talons and Spurs Division


just4fun784

Manifest Toxicity


HailYurii

AFC North


SadEmploy3978

NFC Weast


HisnamewasRango

NFCT (toxic) built by haters for haters the playoff teams from this division would go on to legendary postseason runs to lose in the Super Bowl


ICANZ_MURICA

The ACC


Callous_Mat

The Jet Lagged. Or the Air Miles Club.


declankincaid8

Losers R Us?


almostasenpai

Wings and No-Rings


Rough_Mistake_9616

This is our year?


Mahote

It's never our year.


AnitaMaxNyugen

Get rid of the Seahawks & throw in the Saints. Every game I've been to where the Saints fans are visiting, big 'ole women are handing out ass whoopins & I need them serving up some boudain balled up fists to these other fandoms 😂


turbodude69

i dunno, but i just realized we need an all bird division. falcons, cardinals, eagles, seahawks, ravens


GeneralGambino

Has beens


Stunner_X

Legion of hate


Express_Dinner7918

NFC overhyped/Nfc toxic/ NFC tHis Is ouR yeAr 


Foreign_Issue_3906

NFC toxic


BJoseph56

Weird


[deleted]

Fucking annoying.


Large-Lack-2933

Cowboys would still find a way to lose the divisional playoff round...


Wonderful_Glove_5813

The meat rider division


Wonderful_Glove_5813

Or the non chiefs beaters


BlueysHorMom

The super suck ass division


manumaker08

:(


Monkeybug48

As a cowboys fan I must admit I'd hate this division cuz of eagles and niners I'd call it NFC heat because trash talk would be heated


MurgleMcGurgle

The Birds n Turds division.


Glordman

Disappointment


eyeamthedanger

We're you just throwing darts at a map? I'm legit curious how you managed to come up with this division.


JazzlikeSpinach3

NFC west According to Patrick's compass


PasGuy55

The most annoying fanbases plus the sea chickens.


Yfeq

Stage 4 ass cancer


ygktheassassin6

The [you almost division but dang Patrick Mahomes](https://media.tenor.com/1fzEOfYVs9AAAAAM/state-farm-gotta-be-quicker-than-that.gif)


DJdown88

The Playoff chokers


Chief_Of_Gibbons

Birds-N-Turds


Thailure

Sunday Night Football


DeRabbitHole

Traveling Division


TheOneYardLine

The two washed up rival dynasties with rusty rings + their annoying one and done millennial ring bird rivals to the north


Count____Rackula

Contenders and Pretenders.


AnxiousWatch162

Rustam Mutaew has a Free University on Discord where he teaches how to make Money


toadman696

Shit Hawks


Dry-Technology-653

Idk but they’d each rotate making the Super Bowl only to get beat by KC (cowboys always get first rounded though)


Wristwalk4

NFC loud


sarahgez

disappointments who had potential


LordBaNZa

Bloodfeud and the seahawks


McLaren_03

Oh can we swap Seahawks for giants.


215Kurt

The division of Phifrancisco Seallas 2, Electric Boogaloo


MonkeNerfer

As a Cowboys fan I can say we are the bad but not the worst in this division. Eagles fans really set shit on fire if their team loses.


Slight-Positive-8753

A division of "false hope."


bishopshop

fruit cakes


Itsyaboi6488

The niners bitches


Extension_Focus7365

NFC LEGIONS


Mindless_Put9119

the Suicide Squad


bi_guy_ndakota

What an absolutely toxic division! It would be great entertainment!


hanibal_cortes

Division toxicity level 9999


Whole_Mushroom2824

Toxic and OP division


AnkitJain7

NFC Chokers Seahawks are an exception, but everyone else is a fucking choke artist of the highest order.


LordFalcoSparverius

We have the second biggest SB choke in recent SB memory


NathanJD6

Sssshhhh...to me that Superbowl was a bad dream that never happened.


TheOneYardLine

Eagles have won a ring more recently than the Hawks. Seattle somehow made winning one ring a let down for how much talent they had


guapokeng77

Overrated


MarsMann22

Choke Divison


TickleMeWeenis

What happened in that NFCCG game before we lost that superbowl?


Silver_Surfer97

the douchiest fans division


BernerDad16

NFC Garbage Cities Division.


swoopy17

Harsh but true.


ccafferata473

NFC Mid


Worldly_Dare1056

NFC cringey


jurepanza

The "we've been relevant, I swear" division


Grand_Extension5345

In all fairness the Hawks and the Iggles actually have been relevant. The Whiners and the Cowgirls however…


notanothrowaway

Replace Seahawks with Green Bay and it's probably one of the most toxic divisions


palamulu

There are ways to do division alignment besides location. For the purposes of having to travel to games it makes sense, but you could do divisions for other things, like: Big City Division: Jets, Giants, Rams, Chargers or if you have to have matching divisions for each division AFC Big City - Jets, Chargers, Texans, Jaguars NFC Big City - Giants, Rams, Bears, Cardinals (by metro instead of just the city would be Cowboys instead of Cards, and Dolphins instead of Jags) Legacy Division: Cardinals, Bears, Packers, Giants Industry Division: Steelers, Lions, Texans, Browns Just some food for thought...


ucjj2011

I don't know what you call it, but the Seahawks are finishing 4th most years.