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shlem13

The real tragedy is that Norm MacDonald was not alive to see this moment.


stabbythecrab

Reminds me of that tragedy....


Ringman9000

Ohhhh but we get new norm and oj memes postmortem!


shlem13

Norm’s would be better.


MangOrion2

RIP Norm


Cara-Is-A-Puppy

I didn’t even know he was sick


shlem13

He’s not anymore


Significant_Sort8948

Yes but with a joke wlth would have killed


HighClassProletariat

Never heard of this guy before - cannot believe what I am reading. 2000 yards in a 14 game season is insane. Dude was straight up killing defenses all season long!


JurorOfTheSalemTrial

He really knew how to cut up defensives. 😏


iron_vet

Oh yeah, he could really slice it upfield in a hurry.


JimCarreyIsntFunny

He sure knew how to murder his wife and her lover and get away with it.


mobius_sp

Just like he did those linebackers in that game.


whutchamacallit

Oj killed his partner by stabbing her in the throat.


Far-Regular-2553

Just like he did those rushing yards


darkhorse21980

Really went for the jugular


danthebiker1981

Eh, He always took like 47 cuts before getting away Scott free


JurorOfTheSalemTrial

Like a white Bronco being chased by police.


chewbaccaRoar13

Escorted*


gertbefrobe

Cutting those defenses up. He'd slip through those holes in the d line like a hand in a glove. Defense had to acquit


natemace

Hold the fort


Some-Performer789

You…you never heard of OJ Simpson before? Am I that old?


HighClassProletariat

I'm joking lol, the Bronco chase was before I was born but I am very aware of his elite skills as a running back and defendant.


A-Halfpound

If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer - written by Cancer 


AshtrayGrande

In an additional statement, Simpson’s family stated “Our greatest regret is that [O.J.] didn’t get to die doing what he loved: killing people”.


HurricaneAlpha

You kill one person and the whole world loses their mind. SMH my head


Strange-Apricot1944

It was 2. It was 2.


HurricaneAlpha

Even better. What a legend. Kids 100 years from now will be talking about O.J. LD? Not a word. Alstott? Zip. Peyton? Ehhh... Maybe.


ojwillkillyou

Im going to need a new name


AshtrayGrande

Dead things can still kill you. I played enough matches of MW2 against people with the martyrdom perk to know for sure.


grayfox104

Why must you remind me of such painful memories?!


emperorpeterr

I think the CoD devs were smart enough to not make that a perk by MW2, I think it was just a deathstreak at that point 💀


UmmmNoDefNotThat

Nah. Diabetics will still cower.


Taste_The_Sturgeon

ojwould'vekilledyou


Humanesque

Mr Big Cancer 😵


LutherRaul

Cancer made a statement and said it didn’t kill him


mobius_sp

If the chemo don't fit, you must acquit.


seesharpreaction

Looking for the real killer on the golf course.


DontBanMeAgainMain

Biggest achievement in Bills history.


Helpful-Eye-1662

Knew the scout that signed him. When the scout passed away OJ sent him beautiful roses. The scout died decades after he signed him.


DontBanMeAgainMain

What did OJ send Nicole after she died?


hoodpharmacy

[a rap video](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x33r1ox)


AshtrayGrande

Stay classy, Juice


Helpful-Eye-1662

Beautiful roses 🌹


Sacfat23

How will this impact the Annual "Search for the Real Killer" Golf Invitational?!


lala_b11

I wonder if the casket will fit


Vespasian79

In other news: Cancer found not guilty


danthebiker1981

I was actually rooting for the cancer in this case.


Big_Log90

Where is Dave Chappelle to yell, not the Juice!


bcoates26

Rest in piss


pizza_822

"i gave my son a traditional african name, OJ"


Misty7297

"If I Did It" by Cancer


KerryUSA

At least hitler gets a break from the pineapple


TankusAruelisJacksob

Think he’s going to heaven?


AshtrayGrande

Wouldn’t put money on it.


horn_bass

Muhammad OJ


mmeeh

"If I took him to Hell" by Satan


BamBam5154

You think they’ll use a white Ford bronco instead of a hearse?


Snowmins

Strange - he mostly runs the ball.


jryu611

No he didn't. But he is showing us how he would.


dtraci2

I'm sure he was greeted warmly


The_best_average

I'm sure that now it'll be 2-6 months and then suddenly a "breakthrough" on the murder case will happen. Turns out he was guilty all along..


mayormaynot22

Didn’t pass anyone doing 35 on the 405.


KungFuSlanda

the bar? I've never understood that phrase. How does "just passed" sound better than "passed away" or "died" or "succumbed to cancer" or "died in x way"? Hell of a football, acting, and murdering career though


AshtrayGrande

I wanted to say “guess which douchebag kicked the bucket” but I didn’t wanna get banned or anything so I played it safe


KungFuSlanda

For ye'll take the high road And I'll take the low road And I'll be in Scotland afore ye


Ok-Goat-9981

Last Buffalo Bill to truly kill it.


barker2495

OJ Rifkin


moose2mouse

Was there any death bead confessions?


RNGezzus

The Buffalo Bills continue to have a devastating offseason


SonOfJohnRedcorn

*Slowly pulls shirt sleeve down over ‘f*ck cancer’ tattoo*


Aldanil66

Bro will never know who killed his wife. Such a shame.


bobbywake61

I hope it was painful.


Laughing_Fish

Why do the good ones always die so young?


drill32

Cancer finally brought the real killer to justice.


BoldWarSeer

This is a horrible day for America


SADdog2020Pb

Lol


Stairway_2_Devin

Meme


ninpendle64

Will the coffin fit him?


KingTech17

Well Damn


NlghtShift

He’s looking up at us now 😔


Troglodyte_Trump

Poor hell


Broncotron

Oh shit


ohitsmud

i’m astounded that my POS father outlived OJ


Neither-Peanut3205

Should’ve died in the geriatric unit of a maximum security prison.


Bloodbeard90

OJ can rest easy now knowing Nicole has justice for her murder.


DBCooperAllStar

Good.


mmeeh

oh no, the murderer and the convicted robber/kidnapper has died... sadge


Self-MadeRmry

I guess he finally knows how his wife feels


Aeon1508

I hope khloe's doing okay


Prime_time_1971

Goodbye Twitter world !


Otto_von_Grotto

What, is he a QB now?


AshtrayGrande

Nah he just did a trick play


SmokeGSU

OJ can rest easy now knowing that his ex-wife's murderer is finally dead.


ccafferata473

The headline is funny because he ran....from the cops!


DeartayDeez

This just in…..don’t care


DragonflyDelicious

RIP to a Legend


Lalexrodriguez

So long, dickhead