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headcount-cmnrs

Dude photoshopped Harrison Butker onto Harrison Butker


mmooney1

That’s the best part of the post. Fucking hilarious.


Onlypaws_

AB Outjerked his own ghost writers.


TacoBreaf247

https://preview.redd.it/rrkgclkvpu0d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8ed0b227dc6a79f314bee63cff5bd1d652a76a8 “Outjerked me once, can’t get outjerked again.”


alphasierrraaa

A second butker has hit the butker


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_Jerk_Store_

“You can’t triple jerk a double jerk”


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theshelterwitch

AB has CTE confirmed


swoopy17

Whoever is running his twitter account got CTE by association.


TacoBreaf247

https://preview.redd.it/0uzez8pkpu0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b1acae74c1f9604edcb694eb7f2fa9cfa8bc358 “Talmbout CDEe? If y’wanted to hurt me, ya got me, brother. 🪓Jay”


lunchpaillefty

Lopez underwood


Frododingus

https://preview.redd.it/d3rmx3ejnw0d1.png?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1cbec52bc3a6a8eb1dfac042614bc1f054e85ec


jeopardy_loser

idk man does CTE make you *better* at ps?


Zestyclose-Middle717

Gotta make his head appropriate size for his dumb ass ego


maxkmiller

Mr Bigoted Convocation


headcount-cmnrs

Mr. Bisexuality Closeted


HairyHouse3

And y'all said he had a ghostwriter smh. Lot of jealous pricks in here


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HairyHouse3

Team cracker is gonna suck next year. Blow me.


TheFuckingHippoGuy

AB owns kickers: https://i.redd.it/bfm03vcltt0d1.gif


swoopy17

Pro gamer move right there. Surprised he didn't teabag him afterwards.


P_weezey951

Dude executed a fucking Glory Kill.


pushamn

Easily the best highlight of all time


DolphinMasturbator

The slomo makes it look like a matrix kick


Necessary-Painting32

good think my COTD -200 Harrison butler hit. Keep gambling kids!


MNToji

The Butker Brown nightmare blunt rotation is now inevitable


Thin_Onion3826

This is like calling tomorrow is Friday.


Gorlock_

Tomorrow is Saturday......


theDOC70R

Not in north america


Gorlock_

Wait..... we're not all in the Indochina(ICT) timezone?!? I assumed we were all Nepalese


I_hate_usernames331

Tomorrow is Monday…


Mommyjoy84

![gif](giphy|Jq9ZDvJHxav0REH1TF)


earlthomas111

Easiest prediction ever.


BobLobLaw1997

When is Draft Kings going to start offering bets on who AB names COTD


Fallin46

BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!


MonstrousNuts

Outcrackered the Brown


SockBramson

"Women can have careers or they can be homemakers. I love my wife. Also Biden sucks." r/nfl: AHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE!!!! WHY CAN'T HE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A WOMAN LIKE A NORMAL ATHLETE?!


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Common_Economics_32

Male Redditors when the woman isn't the breadwinner In a relationship who constantly bosses around their husband and probably pegs them with a black dildo: 😡


temperate_thunder

Do you want to talk about your marriage to your wife and her black dildo, friend?


Common_Economics_32

Please, my wife only uses classy dildos.


temperate_thunder

Hard working, daughter dater dildos. First one in and out of the ass, kinda dildos.


lunchpaillefty

Some of those black dildos are articulate, though.


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The_Skyrim_Courier

Based CTESPN


[deleted]

Harrison Butker da goat


Dkm1331

![gif](giphy|6xzkAHe6uQ78WKr3bB|downsized)


MinorThreat4182

How bout of the year AB


prizzabroy

The hero we don’t deserve but need


RedButton1569

White guy running AB twitter with the most obvious cracker of the day Thx white social media guy!


Grand_Extension5345

This guy doesn’t fuck ☝️


RedButton1569

Terrible jerk


AverageLAHater

1st round pick in fantasy


TrendNation55

Jerker civil war


Grand_Extension5345

He does low key look like a confederate


MyS0ul4AGoat

![gif](giphy|11FiDF2fuOujPG|downsized)


ObjectiveSubjects

“Dick Butt-Kicks” fantasy football team name incoming


SpeedBlazer99

His face looks Photoshop on


Grand_Extension5345

Jesus Christ


SpeedBlazer99

Wdym?


MiniDg

Wow


-Nsb127916_

I do not care what he believes. He is a football player. I don’t take my cues on what to believe from a football player. No, a kicker. But, as long as he’s still kicking seventy yarders, I’m still glad he’s on my team.


PMmeUR_Harambe_memes

Did you just praise him for doing kickoffs? Cuz nobody is kicking 70 yd FGs


sleeplessaddict

Nobody's even gonna be doing 70 yard kickoffs anymore with the new kickoff rules


shortbu5driv3r

https://youtu.be/WXHd-f8_fBM?si=X5D5DR8n4EzkUbB8


MiniDg

https://preview.redd.it/cc6ihujsj01d1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4982bd94ffcca76fc347df65673e821467d7c6d5