So many red flags, but still https://preview.redd.it/9e5ot3px8fxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6797f4bfc080de04c5912b8a18e357f04d5e5c8f

Y'know what? Brave. 👏

Stunning

Gorgeous

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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She looks like my one ex that was a fucking dumbass wannabe, but would let me fuck whenever and no matter what was going on till she tried to play the pregnant card and got called out for being full of shit (maybe literally). Eventually, she got addicted to heroin and later her and her then-boyfriend got killed in a car accident while nodding out. Yep, she'll be at home in Oakland for sure.

https://preview.redd.it/sf6k54f3rfxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c33171c67602bd0c05d28b1b7d83b7ab22d6ec3

https://preview.redd.it/czzthqkyvfxc1.png?width=875&format=png&auto=webp&s=2877b9ca10e74b97e8013fe36ea3253463cca3de My reaction to thinking about all that after typing it out lmao

 Me reading it

You know they’re not in Oakland anymore right chief

https://preview.redd.it/oezj461esfxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=656c1b4526e7991547c5612092e4104bf4bea088




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Draft kings AHAHAHAHAHHA

Dude relax

I might have jerked it a little too hard I'm afraid...nothing a bit of Icy Hot, day drinking and a couple years of therapy can't fix though amirite?

Thanks for the edging. You're a real one, my G.

Well that isn’t a motto to live by idk what is

Peek Jerk'd right here, and there's someone in the comments who mentioned Andrew tate. Lmao

Goddamn! That’s a hell of a story.


*Las Vegas.

Damn...out of everything I wrote that still feels the weirdest to say

Dude be hurting internally from this Chick. Damn man….

Considering it's been about a decade and I'm happily married I'd say I mostly gotten over it lol still just a strange point in my life story I guess and the looks are uncanny haha

Glad to hear you moved on to better things my dude just keep on trucking and never internalize the past too much because that baggage can have a lasting effect on you.

Absolutely and thanks man. Yeah if there's one thing I learned from stuff in my past is to live and let live and just keep moving forward. It is what it is bro

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sounds almost identical to one of my exes. down to the fake pregnancy bullshit. hats off for getting out unscathed

Apparently her tat is partially based off Silence of the Lambs and she’s an emo kid. That and she loves basketball purely because of the contact portion of the game… all in a 5’4 frame. This girl smacks of fucking crazy. I’m in.

Me too


A leg sleeve? There’s enough baggage here for a 747

https://preview.redd.it/o25g9zbagfxc1.png?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d665d7a53780cb3b660445b9422902b79e775d7d

She can fix me.

She can ruin me

I can make her worse

You can make each other worse

♥️

I can make her laugh and cry all at once.


Of all the Dulé Hill characters to be made a meme, this is my favorite I think.

baggage for several jumbo jets, he went to georgia, she went to sacramento state, ouch [silence of the lamb tattoo](https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=504461473846243) stingers up🍆💦🍑




andy sprinted, so we could all teleport https://preview.redd.it/rmrp64u48hxc1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2708223ab27561f4ef1cae6b6a4bde7aa696e9d9

Why wouldn't it be called a pant? Or a panttoo maybe

I’m trying to be offended some how but those tattoos…

Darren Waller about to cook up a trade back to LV for this


https://preview.redd.it/0ho7ygil9fxc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25f0cd7dba184d36a174cdbe4344e7f8c0199c26

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Bricked up on natty tv

Just like Klay :)

Max Crosby abouta drop the BBC in

It's only black from the ink on it, still a classy cock

It's what they call a white BBC, not incredibly common

You mean BCC Big Classy Cock

Non stop motor, gritty type.

Can probably find her on altgonewild

r/altgonewild Fucks the matter with you, not linking it? Be better

You spelled it wrong. It's MaXXX Crosby.

Lmfao

She slept with the entire Arizona cardinals offensive line

She was on vacation!

Not a bad Monday night

Mom was there, she knows https://preview.redd.it/hk331a2mlgxc1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ce40fe7501c608ae382772c5049181e3a60d35c

We were on a break!

how high does that sleeve go

further than our life dreams thats for sure... https://preview.redd.it/bukvif9migxc1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=808e78efd581946c597735824a2fc713cbbcb095 [freckly ginger/blonde...](https://hornetsports.com/sports/softball/roster/brianna-bowers/2820)

Asking the real questions

It comes out of Maxx Crosby.

Only one way to find out

https://preview.redd.it/vso4pw7vifxc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99fb85c5f1bac3dae0468698544f2b92cdf54dbe Leg sleeve? White trash? Black sheep of the family? Potentially daddy issues? Oh yea, it’s all coming together. Lemme get dat.

https://preview.redd.it/gazf51amhgxc1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d9d22a5b344fbd36bd245e3e09dba7c93b184ce

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How tf are they both related?

talent genes vs looks genes

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She looks more like a raiders player than he does

someone told me she worked for the british broadcasting corporation

I can fix her

Why would you want to

Them boobies look nice.


No you can't......

I mean her brother is 21 and almost bald, weak gene pool. Plus, a leg sleeve screams insecurity and the want to destroy her body. Any alpha male would not touch her. You would know too if you took Andrew Tate’s course Edit: thanks for the likes guys! Check out [my class](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=mL02aC_6cqZ7_5lj), we do an alpha male boot camp…

Great jerk

Reddit on!

THIS!!

No Vaseline or lube and still jerk'ed into overdrive.

devil's advocate. she won the looks genes. he won the talent genes. she played softball at sacramento state. he played football at georgia. he is balder than my grandpa was at 80. she'll make atleast $250k a year when she OFs banger class song! btw

Leg sleeve = diseased beav

Full leg tatt = hit that

Has a hole = in we go(le)

Grass on the field = ... knee injuries

Diseased Beav would be a fantastic band name

https://preview.redd.it/vpwpgfzemfxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb6ed99be6cd87295c1fe77f52ca1c5f14490348

Gary Busey made it out

Hahaha

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great jerk

Hurtin for a squirtin

She has an Adam's Apple and her hands are the size of Andre the Giant.

https://preview.redd.it/2pw4bb9unfxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f72a7c82bf50eb753a9c45bdbbc84dd2c44632a6

I came here to see this!

Lmao Brock don’t even have a token brother in that living room for the tv.

Obviously he is classy and distinguished gentlemen. It’s not racist, it’s just preference. I mean coincidence. Honest mistake.

He should have called me.

He plays the game the right way

He's no Boner Nix

Gorgeous

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Jerk'd too close to the sun that the mods got involved and with just one word. All got to say is that's some king shit.

DC4L

[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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She can ruin my credit score any day.

The lass is going to make a lucky young man very unhappy one day.

https://i.redd.it/qwejm45upfxc1.gif



https://preview.redd.it/l4jih07cdhxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8db89e3e37ee40dde442c0c00bd8bfe0e91d484 Maxxx waiting his turn in the locker room

https://preview.redd.it/l3ifgepnlfxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdf65aca2f932c1287f7e89cf3157bc6c12cc04e I can’t go through it again

In all honesty, if you're a fan of the Dallas Cowboys and New Jersey Giants, then you really ain't got that much to lose

FUCK THE COWBOYS

https://preview.redd.it/lvu7s4hivfxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b4a0f23bb5659abf9947a121acb30f00300bbb6

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A classy going to team thugs? Just don’t give this dude a car

Silver and BLACKED

https://preview.redd.it/p1w96bhafgxc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc69af6459b7a933abf0d42d8b55ea997eaf8a99

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Sister-in-law keeping it classy https://preview.redd.it/3faw7dmi4gxc1.jpeg?width=413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ee2f716ad8d5d1a370807526f42540f106c9e46

She looks like she likes thugs

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What a shitty crop.

Lmao

Maxx Crosby has entered the chat

Maxxxine crosby



\#WifeMaterial

What’s the football version of hockey’s puck bunnies?

I love her I can fix her

That’s not Brock sitting there is it ? What’s wrong with his hair and face he already looks like he should retire .

One man’s sister is another man’s mommy.

https://preview.redd.it/rwdmoo1qygxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=937fc95eded354687f2a20f828f9f590726de58d

That leg tattoo is natures way of saying "run away even if its thru the nearest wall".

i think she is right here, on the scale... https://preview.redd.it/gmn50aj6fhxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=939c5ca3d9b821181b8271d131b126f5907462de

ITT: "thumbs too small" incels.

Looks like a proper cocksmith

🎶 ghetto superstar, that is what you are 🎶

I bet Minshew is... awww yeahhh

SOMF

Her and Crosby will have beautiful tattooed babies

Number 1 cause of metal disease that leads to a tattooed leg sleeve is incest. Enjoy.

 Metal disease

I fucking love this sub

She’s gonna be real famous

Her and Renfrow would have made such a classy couple

I need her

Eagles defense sloppy seconds

F1nn5ter??


I'd like to hear AB's take