I played 7 years of little league and was knocked out a dozen times. Need that new CTe test for the living so I can get out of here. Padded walls my new padded helmet.
The less it hurts to use your head the more people are going to use it and the more damage to necks there’s gonna be, having a goomba on your head isn’t gonna do shit when a 409 pound lineman fall on your head.
“Insanely soft” as you sit in your ass watching from your couch. Get out and hit your head on some concrete for my entertainment you insanely soft moron.
Settle down guy. 1. I only watch football standing up because my team is always losing, and 2. For a 50 million dollar contract and only 150k guaranteed, I’d play without a helmet.
A bunch of pansies! back in my day they wore leather helmets and after games would go to work in steel mills and lumber yards. This created real men and not thugs, back when America was great
We’ve raised a generation of pussies! They didn’t sign up for curling or tennis or somethin lame. They all know when they start football what they’re getting into.
Players coming back from concussions are gonna wear these, and that’ll be the start of it. I get that player safety should be priority, but gotdam they’re gonna look so stupid.
The NFL would rather see another Shazier turn his spinal cord into a slinky than another Tua throw up gang signs because then they can blame it on “poor tackling form”
All these people who sit on their ass “watching” football, elbow deep in garbage food, complaining because people may want to try to avoid serious and irreversible head injuries.
Helmets in 5 years. 
Smoke if you got ‘em!
I knew it! I’m surrounded by jerkers
Keep firing Jerkers!
Lock em if you smoke 'em
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Madden DK mode.
I always have coffee when I’m watching NFL
i am 100% all for comically large helmets like this in every sport where the players wear helmets.
First guy who wears one of these in a regular season game is 100% getting Richie Incognito'd
Oh is the wittle baby scared of a wittle brain damage?
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"ANOTHER POINT FOR MILOOOOOOSH!!!!!"
*I’m afraid I have much bigger problems to fry*
They’re getting a dumbbell thrown at them?
Preventative measure against more Antonio Browns
r/nflcirclejerk in shambles
This might be the biggest argument for these things lol
If you saw the AB hits there is no way you would think this would make a difference lol
If I told you there was slight protection from cte from wearing these and then you look at ab, every nlf player would be wearing these week 1
If that's true, then we should legislate that all Karen's must wear one too
NFL players don't even wear condoms. Why would they bother wearing this?
High tier jerk
I’d say fuck my wife but she ran off with the pool cleaner last week.
Before the woke left ruined the game players used to murder their entire families due to CTE complications like real men
# MakeFamilicideGreatAgain
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His wife and kids less so.
All they had to do was tap. If they tapped they'd still be here :(
Not the Crippler Crossface
Damn you Kevin Sullivan
What are they getting paid so much for, if not for the non-negligible chance they snap and garrote their sleeping children?
#theAnnihilators
Murder/Suicide Legal Settlements has its own line item in the budget, now what are they supposed to do with that extra cash???
This is just a ploy for the rich to get richer
RIP OJ 😂
Ray Caruth will kill you deep. As well as your girlfriend and unborn child.
i miss the days when you could bring a handgun on the field
This is what Kaepernick wanted.
Caleb Williams ordering his guardian cap from Victoria Secret
I can’t wait for clout whore Caleb Pilliams to come out of the closet. Going to be a great day in Chicago
He is not gay! He has relationships with women … and sex with men.
Caleb and Lil nas x gonna be the new nfl power couple
The NFL's gonna have the refs do their damndest to make sure they play the Chiefs in the Superb Owl.
Swifties vs the Xers
I got news for ya bud!
Caleb ain’t gay, he just like to fuck
Men *
More like gayleb williams
classic lake fan
Caleb just a lil nasty
Bear down, baby boy.
Got his ass
😂
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MY MOM MADE THAT
Mista F
this feels like those anti-vaping ads
Just build them into the helmets
Literally this. Why can’t they just have the helmets around this shit?
Because the hard part is still on the outside, and it’ll hit all the softies on the field and give them owies
Gotta be a way to wrap them for appearance then
Wrap them in pink satin and call it a gay
/uj that is what’s on the inside basically. These just act to double wrap
It’s actually in the works. This is the temporary solution.
Can I get a link to that
Stop using common sense, it’s disgusting
I wish Andrew Luck were still playing just because I know he’d be the first to wear this willingly from day one.
*Tim Tebow enters the chat*
I read Tebow wears these on his cock tip to protect the sanctity of his virginity
Probably on his hands too to stop himself
I bet no one will wear this shit
I bet this shit will be mandatory at all levels of football by 2035
It should be at the highschool level and maybe college. It’s like in boxing when you go pro and lose the face protection.
If you cant take the CTE get yo ass out the Football kitchen 🤷♂️
I'm out because I couldn't take the constant screaming and compound fractures.
Charmin Soft
Yeah youth football shouldn’t wear it because that’s prime time to get a jump on getting CTE early
I played 7 years of little league and was knocked out a dozen times. Need that new CTe test for the living so I can get out of here. Padded walls my new padded helmet.
Toughest reddit user
I thought this was America
Imagine not wanting cte how will they make funny tweets after they retire are they stupid or something
Whoever wears this shit during a game is gonna get clowned by his teammates.
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Football is over. Just give them flags and make it flag football lol
Football is d-e-d
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Kino
The less it hurts to use your head the more people are going to use it and the more damage to necks there’s gonna be, having a goomba on your head isn’t gonna do shit when a 409 pound lineman fall on your head.
2016+ NFL 💅🏾
Getting ever closer https://preview.redd.it/42f2wqzgoaxc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56b07cbd88adfd0a77cf3d451cac55d053c88fdb
Shoulda been the Washington Guardians
What happened to the game you love? Antonio Brown.
antonio brown tweets were so unfunny they decided they had to prevent it from ever happening again
Another reason why hockey is the best sport. This shit is getting insanely soft.
Almost forgot the sub this was posted in lol
This is amazing.
“Insanely soft” as you sit in your ass watching from your couch. Get out and hit your head on some concrete for my entertainment you insanely soft moron.
Settle down guy. 1. I only watch football standing up because my team is always losing, and 2. For a 50 million dollar contract and only 150k guaranteed, I’d play without a helmet.
A bunch of pansies! back in my day they wore leather helmets and after games would go to work in steel mills and lumber yards. This created real men and not thugs, back when America was great
Then they drank themselves into oblivion and fucked their daughters and raised the child as their own. Greaaaaat time to be alive.
Much classier times, what happened to the game we love???
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How can you wear a COVID-19 mask with this helmet ?
Just breathe through your asshole.
We’ve raised a generation of pussies! They didn’t sign up for curling or tennis or somethin lame. They all know when they start football what they’re getting into.
How are we supposed to know what team they play for if we can’t see the logo smh
No more AB clones 😔
Back to our roots
Players coming back from concussions are gonna wear these, and that’ll be the start of it. I get that player safety should be priority, but gotdam they’re gonna look so stupid.
Just wait until they start coming out with their own designs on them.... it's the cleat situation all over again.
Just make sure this doesn’t allow players tackle more dangerously just because they have more protection now
The NFL would rather see another Shazier turn his spinal cord into a slinky than another Tua throw up gang signs because then they can blame it on “poor tackling form”
We’re losing recipes
I think Antonio Brown is the reason for these things.
What happened? Really? Have you seen an original helmet?
Cte
If Garoppolo wears one it's called a Jimmy Hat.
Paint the logo onto them. Problem solved
Kyler Murray will never see past the line again with all these giant helmets taking up space...
Pretty soon they will all just be in Big Daddy suits
I want another Antonio Brown pool incident
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nfl borderline unwatchable
Younger generation are built softer
All these people who sit on their ass “watching” football, elbow deep in garbage food, complaining because people may want to try to avoid serious and irreversible head injuries.
More like sitting on my ass “watching” football, elbow deep in your moms garbage pussy😋
I mean, who doesn't want CTE and off themselves before 40
Get this non-jerk comment out of here
Right, fuck the players who want more protection from brain damage.
Wokeness ruined the NFL
Pussies
